Multiversing with Harems

Chapter Fourteen

Iwa was filled with rocks.

The sky was a bright blue color, the sun a shining golden orb and the wind a nice breeze. Yet the feeling of cold and dark death seemed to be looming over him, as if the shinigami was perched upon his shoulder.

A tuft of white hair fell on his eyes.

He stilled and moved his gaze upwards.

A polished mask of ceramic met his gaze. White hair, floating robes, and curvaceous curves tightly fit within a sort of white kimono were the first things he saw. A sort of ceremonial knife in the right hand was the next one.

"Nanigami?" he asked defeated.

The creature just nodded.

He lowered his gaze to the source of all his problems.

"How? No, explain this to me now! HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK A SHINIGAMI!? HOW!? WHAT ARE YOU!? SOME SORT OF GOD OF SPERM!?"

His troublesome problem did not answer.

His daughter ruffled his hair affectionately, before dropping her arms crossed on his head as if she was enjoying a ride on his shoulders.

"Fantastic," Naruto muttered to himself. "I must be some sort of god of sex then, does Kami hate me or something? Ah, no, I probably did her too."

Another robed figure stood with her right hand up, as if she was about to call Naruto from the outskirts of the boy's view. Hearing those words the girl that was dressed like a priestess of a shrine disappeared in a bad mood.

It began to rain five seconds later.

"Yeah, and I probably did a poor job," he muttered grumbling. "Well, at least it can't get any worse than this. The Akatsuki was done, the Sannin too. The Kages are practically accounted for. I can't even have a normal daughter for Kami's sake…someone normal, completely and utterly normal?"

"Dad?" a timid voice spoke to his side. A plain looking girl with brown hair and hazel eyes stared at him, dressed in a normal looking set of clothes.

He blinked as he looked at her.

"I'd also like some ramen," he yelled to the sky. Nothing happened, albeit the girl did start to giggle.

"Dad, you silly!"

"Ah, yeah, sorry," he scratched the back of his head sheepishly, before moving closer to the girl. "So, you are?"

"Nami," she replied with a light smile. "You don't know me?"

"I think…no, I suppose not."

"Oh," she dropped her shoulders slightly. "Doesn't matter," she shrugged then. "Where are you going?"

"Towards Iwa," he retorted. "I hope there aren't any strange girls there like in Konoha."

"Oh no!" Nami giggled, "They all went to Konoha. You should be safe anywhere else."

"River country told me something extremely different," he rebuffed her gently. He was starting to like this girl.

"Yeah, but now they're all in Konoha I think," she bit her lower lip. "Can I come with you dad?"

The weight on Naruto's head increased as small wisps began to appear around him. Nanigami seemed pissed off at something, and the smile on Nami's face seemed to become tenser by the minute.

"Sure, why not?" he shrugged.

"Yeah!" the girl exclaimed before moving closer to him and taking his hand with her. "This way I don't get lost!" she added with a 'te-he-he'.

Naruto's cheeks blushed fiercely.

Why couldn't all his daughters be like her?

"Father." A drawled out and monotone voice came to his other side, where a girl with raven hair and dark pitch-black eyes looked at him. She had completely pale skin and was wearing white robes, holding in one hand the ceremonial knife the girl on his head had…oh, so Nanigami could assume mortal form.

"Me too." She added.

"All…right?" he chuckled nervously.

And so it was that Naruto began to walk…back to Konoha.

"Wait! I'm supposed to be going to…"

"Silly daddy," Nami grinned. "You've got to meet mom!"

"Approve." Nanigami remarked.

Somehow, the fact that he couldn't use the Kawarimi to disappear told Naruto that this time around…

There simply would be no way out.

"Wait a moment," he muttered as color drained from his face.

"They're all in Konoha?"

"Yup!"

"Yes."

Naruto blanched and fainted.

Meanwhile in Konoha…

"Take your Naruto plushies!" a merchant yelled out loud, before being completely surrounded by babbling girls with different hair colors and eyes. The only thing they all held in common was the mark of the whiskers on their face.

"Ramen! Naruto-approved ramen!" another merchant was suddenly filled with girls.

"Panties! NARUTO APPROVED PAN—" the screams of delight nearly deafened the smart and grinning merchant…before he was pummeled to the ground by two enraged kunoichi.

In her office, Tsunade was nursing the mother of mothers of all grandmothers of headaches.

Nanato and Nashina were eying her with their arms crossed, both seemingly wanting to input their own ideas.

"Now, I get this," Tsunade raised her hands. "But if you told me your parents came back with you in the event they were dead, shouldn't there be…"

"TSUNADE-SAMA!" Shizune's voice screeched as she barged in through the door. "There's—"

And then Dan and Nawaki stepped through the door.

Soon followed by Nan and…

Nawaki two?

The tick mark on Tsunade's face literally detonated.

"NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

And somehow…even while fainted…

Naruto knew he would be in for a world of pain.

Author's notes

I regret nothing.

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