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Sup Notebook,
So I'm running out of food and everything is starting to suck. I'm tempted to see if I can break a window or something and escape that way. I'm not sure if I'd be able to do that, maybe I could saw a hole into the floor or something, I'm not sure how that would work...Maybe I should text Geoff and see if he could get me a saw. Anyway, while I work on that I guess I should tell you about Chef.
Dating: What happened between me and Chef was the furthest thing from dating that you could ever imagine. Do you know what rape is? That's exactly what happened, for the 2 days that I was with Chef I was handcuffed to his bed on my stomach and he stuck himself inside of me without any type of lube and this happened about once an hour over that time period that I was there.
Cheating: It's not cheating...It's called fucking escaping and I ended up in LeShawna's room so this time I decided that she was the only one who would be able to help me so I finally agreed to be her boyfriend.
Breaking up: Well once I told LeShawna what I was dealing with and how I was so thirsty because I was being held hostage and apparently left for dead by Chef that I really needed some help so she ran off and was cursing at Chef and I think she may have went into my room and gotten my baseball bat to beat him with it. So, that part was fairly easy, it was just a matter of putting up with LeShawna and she gave me so many headaches that I was starting to miss Chef! LeShawna talks too much and spends a lot of money getting her nails done but getting out of that mess was another story.
There we go, sorry if Chef's wasn't that exciting but I promise you that you'll love LeShawna's.