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A/N: Flashbacks are typed like this.
Sierra hurried down to the jail that her mother was currently stuck in. She couldn't believe that her mother would do this, especially with Total Drama and the cast now back in the limelight. Why was Chef even going to bail Chris out of jail? Sierra wasn't in the mood to deal with Chef, Chris, her mom and some nutty woman who married Chris. When she got there, almost everyone at the police station knew who she was, they all had mixed expressions on their faces, some of them shook their heads and a few others were trying not to laugh. Finally one of them led Sierra to a holding cell where Chef and Chris were yelling at Sierra's mom and his soon to be ex wife, Sierra happened to walk in when Chris's wife was yelling at her mother that she was a 'home wrecking whore' and Sierra wasn't exactly sure what Chef was yelling about, but he was the only other person who wasn't in jail, maybe he wanted to get locked up too? The cop that lead her there blew a whistle and the 4 of them all stopped arguing and looked at Sierra and the cop as Sierra wrote out a check and handed it to the cop.
"Mom, what the hell did you do?!" Sierra asked her mother "Why would this be a good idea? Can you explain to me why you decided to do this?"
"I'm in love with Chris Mclean." Sierra's mom told her. "You knew that since you were 6 years old!"
"Yeah, but this is just crossing the line!" Sierra yelled at her. "You're lucky I was in town."
"I think she's a bitch." Chris's wife finally spoke up.
"Okay, we're all going to go there, aren't why?" Sierra sighed. "Mom, This is Chris Mclean and Chris this is my mother Serena. Chef, this is my mother Serena and mom this is Chef Hatchet and everyone knows who I am, so that leads us with you." Sierra pointed to Chris's wife.
"My name is Tanya...Tanya Mclean." Tanya introduced herself to everyone "Chris and I met on a romantic night awhil-"
"It wasn't romantic!" Chris yelled at her. "I'm divorcing you too!"
"You can't do that." Tanya told him. "You were declared mentally unstable, so you aren't allowed to leave my care."
"That's why he called me." Chef smiled. "I'm going to help him get that divorce and he's going to live with me! I've known Chris Mclean for over 20 years, that means that I'm allowed to allow him to stay with me or vice versa. I'm moving in with Chris because he hates marriage."
"Seriously? That marriage shouldn't be legal." Chris agreed "When I don't remember getting married, you know I had a good time, just like we used to do on the island back when we were fil-Ur...Flying around in a plane in the clouds...Don't drink and fly the plane?"
"That cover up is almost as bad as what you actually did." Chef sighed. "Anyway, I am going to be legally responsible for Chris and one of the first things that we're doing is filing for a divorce. Then we're going to hang out just like the old times! Except when I'm working."
"Guys?" Sierra looked at Chef and Chris "You do realize that the two of you hanging out together is really going to end up badly, right? Do you remember anything you two did on Total Drama? There was the badly built plane, using people's fears for challenges, making people jump of cliffs, pretending you were in a horror movie and chasing people with things that could kill them! Do I really need to continue the list?"
"I'd rather live with Chef then be married to this fat pig who actually thinks I want to sleep with her." Chris crossed his arms. "You know I only date girls that are 18 to 25 years old. I need a young girl not this weird shaped woman who spends all my money! If I'm spending any money on a woman she better be mid 20's and hot, not a drunken mistake."
"I can't believe you." Tanya told him. "We talked about having 14 kids and moving to Miami to make a TV show! You promised me that we would do that, Chris! You told me that I could help you cast this show and we would be rich and happy and have sex all the time!"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I was wasted the whole time I said that." Chris rolled his eyes. "I hate Miami, it's really hot there and I hate kids, I wouldn't want 14 of them and I may have promised you drunken sex but I bet I was picturing someone younger and hotter!"
"Chris, shut up." Chef glared at him and then looked at Chris's wife. "Okay, listen here, lady! I ain't no lawyer but Chris and I decided to bail your ass out of jail and give you one house that's far far far far away from here if you agree to sign the divorce papers and never contact him again."
"I don't think that's very fair." Tanya frowned. "Considering that I am his wife and I gave him the best few weeks of his life."
"Don't you wanna get outta jail?" Chef asked her. "Take it or leave it."
"I'll leave it." Tanya told him. "I can stay in here all night. I'm not worried."
"This is nuts." Sierra shook her head. "Mom, I'm bailing you out and then you and I are going to have a long talk about this when we get back to Gwen's house!"
"Chef, we have so much to catch up on!" Chris laughed. "I bet that if we hurry up and get out of here we can do a repeat of that night in Total Drama Action!"
"Do you mean the night after we shot the 9th episode or the 17th episode?" Chef asked laughing.
"Oh, the 17th for sure." Chris high fived Chef.
"Oh! I wanna go too!" Serena invited herself to go. "I promise, this time will be different! Chris, I can show you why you should be with me! I make amazing casserole!"
"Uh...No." Chris looked at Sierra. "Keep your mom under control, Sierra."
"I think we should invite her." Chef smiled "She looks like Sierra and I think if we drink enough she could look young enough! Plus, if we're going to do a repeat of episode 17 we need her anyway!"
"Damn it, you're right." Chris sighed and looked at Sierra's mom. "Okay, fine! You can come with us..."
"Bye Sierra! I'll call you in the morning and I'll tell you everything!" Serena hugged Sierra as Chef, Serena, Chris and Sierra walked out of jail, leaving Tanya there. When they got to the parking lot, Sierra shook her head as she watched her mother happily get in a car with Chris and Chef. She didn't want to know what a Total Drama Action episode 17 was and she wasn't going to answer her mother's call in the morning. When Chef and Chris got together, rules never seemed to apply to anything. She knew this was going to end up badly.
When Sierra got back to Gwen's house, she was already mad that she drove all the way to get her mother only for her mother to ditch her to go do who knows what with Chris? So, when she got back to Gwen's, she found the door already opened and sighed in annoyance, walking into the room she saw Gwen sitting on her couch crying and the room was completely trashed, the coffee table that Gwen had was now thrown across the room with only one leg left and there was glass all over the place.
"What the hell happened!?" Sierra ran over to Gwen and sat next to her on the couch. "Are you okay? You're not hurt right? What about the baby?"
"Yeah, I'm fine and so is the baby." Gwen sighed. "Beth was here and she started throwing stuff around and screaming at me and she told me that Duncan loves her and not me! I didn't even know they were together, how could she do this to me?! I mean, Beth of all people! Couldn't he pick someone else to leave me for, like Lindsay or something?"
"You've got to be kidding me! It's official, Total Drama has destroyed almost everyone!" Sierra yelled. "You're upset that Duncan left you for Beth? That's the biggest problem in your life right now?! You're worried about a guy who didn't even love you in the first place when the guy who loves you is in the hospital?! What about the fact you're losing your baby and the world is watching your every move!? Beth also trashed your house and you don't even care? What happened to the Gwen who used to be on this show? Ya know her? The one who wanted to be an artist, the one who gave a crap about her life! That's the girl that needs to get her ass back to reality!"
Gwen sat there and stared off into space for almost 10 minutes. Sierra felt that Gwen was now hopeless and started to clean up the mess that Beth obviously made, she was pretty sure Gwen was ignoring her or just really didn't care about anything or anyone except Duncan, so when Gwen finally spoke to her after such a long blank pause from her, she was surprised with what Gwen had to say.
"Duncan never loved me..." Gwen was shaking while she said it. "He didn't care at all, did he? If he loved me, he would have never left...Sierra, what do I do?"
"Wow! That actually worked." Sierra was surprised. "Gwen, ditch the drugs and get yourself a job! It's not too late for you to be with Trent and go to school. You can do this, you don't need Duncan, he obviously doesn't need you!"
"You're right." Gwen smiled and put her hand on her stomach. "What about the baby? I actually have a good idea! What if I just sign off all rights to the baby? If I just let Harold have her, it would be better than letting her get placed for adoption!"
"I don't know if we can legally do that." Sierra tried to tell her, but Gwen was already on the phone making phone calls. Sierra sighed and grabbed a broom, she wasn't sure what the hell Gwen was thinking, but at least she was trying. When Gwen hung up the phone she jumped up and down and hugged Sierra.
"I just called Harold and I'm going to meet him at his house! He agreed not to call Courtney and tell her!" Gwen happily left. "I'll be back in a few hours! Make yourself at home!"
It was the middle of the night and Gwen was going to Harold's house? Sierra shook her head, maybe life was better off with her in L.A. away from everyone, now she couldn't help but wonder if this would have happened if she just stayed home. Tomorrow she had to go with Gwen and see what Noah said about Trent and deal with Courtney and Harold about the baby.
Sierra ended up cleaning up Gwen's whole house by herself and then glanced at the clock to see that it was already almost 5:00am and that's when she realized she couldn't sleep at all and decided that she would drive to the gym to see Dawn and Tyler and take her anger out on someone. When she got there she was happy to see that other people were working out and it was pretty busy for that hour. Sierra walked to the front desk and saw Dawn sitting there writing something down, she placed the pen down and smiled at Sierra.
"I sensed you would be coming back." Dawn smiled. "Your aura is turning so many colors right now. It's a nice shade of Purple, Red, Blue, Yellow and Magenta. You're very confused right now, aren't you?"
"Yes, so I was wondering if you had a punching bag around here." Sierra smiled and laughed. "I just want to find one, stick a picture of Chris on it and beat the crap out of it! Gwen might be getting her face up there too! 'Miss I wanna change and then leave at 3am to meet Harold and let Sierra clean up the huge mess I made.' I'm going really nuts around here! My mom got arrested last night and it involved Chris and now Chris is living with Chef, or maybe it was Chef was moving in with Chris and now who knows what stupid crap they are doing and they took my mom with them! My mom is in her mid 40's, she does NOT need to be hanging out with Chris!"
"Yes, I have a punching bag in the back." Dawn smirked. "It comes with Chris's face already attached to it. If you want Gwen's face you'll need to have your own."
"You're joking, right?" Sierra laughed.
"No." Dawn sighed. "Tyler requested it for himself when he realized that Chris was the cause of most of his teenager problems! Not to mention, Tyler still has dreams about being on that island and he has dreams where Chef was dressed in a chicken suit, chasing him and then tossing him off a cliff...But don't tell him I said that! He gets so embarrassed by that! I still have issues with Chris from what he put me through during season 4, but now that I'm with Tyler I tend to put that behind me and realize that if it wasn't for Chris having that horrible thing he called a TV show, I would have never met him. So he did a lot of things that were illegal and creepy that I'm not too pleased about but if it means that I got to find my soul mate, Tyler than I'm okay with it."
"So, can we talk about getting me a session with the Chris punching bag?" Sierra smiled. Dawn nodded her head and gestured for Sierra to follow her.
Dawn led Sierra to a room where she was able to be by herself with the Chris punching bag. She punched and kicked it and went off into her own little world, back to when she was a teenager and everything made sense.
Sierra was on the island down by the beach where she had been for the last 3 hours. She had taken her shoes off and her feet felt warm against the sand, she was finding seashells for Cody's sandcastle, he begged her to go find some and she insisted that she wanted to help him so he sent her to do that. Cody was trying to build the perfect sandcastle on the beach before he went home, this was going to be the last time that they would see each other.
"Cody, that's an amazing sandcastle." Sierra walked over and sat down next to Cody. "You build the most amazing things! Maybe someday we can get married and have a beach wedding! I would totally let you make sandcastle centerpiece on every table! It would be soooo romantic, we could have our honey moon on the beach too!"
"Sierra, I told you like a thousand times today that I don't want to marry you." Cody sighed. "Why can't you understand that I just want to be friends?"
"How could you not want to be a couple?" Sierra asked. "Look around, everyone is so happy! Bridgette and Geoff are making out on a towel over there and Gwen and Duncan are making out by the docks! Lindsay and Tyler are making out too! Everyone around you is coupling up! How can it not make you want to ask me out?"
"Because Gwen is the only girl for me." Cody told her as he made a moat for his castle. "I thought we talked about this, I like you Sierra but I only like you as a friend."
"Are you sure that Gwen is the only one for you?" Sierra asked almost in tears "Because if you wanted to kiss me or sleep with me, because of this impulse you're having because you know you're going to miss this show, I would be into that too! But, I still think a beach wedding would be romantic!"
"Sierra, I would wait my whole life for Gwen, she's so down to earth!" Cody blushed at the thought of dating Gwen. "Besides, not everyone on this show needs to date each other! Maybe there is a guy back at home just waiting for you."
"What if she wouldn't wait for you?" Sierra finally got annoyed. "I'll always love you and it hurts when you love someone as much as I love you and they don't love you back! It's just not fair Cody, what's so great about Gwen? She dated Trent and dumped him and she risked her whole friendship with Courtney for Gwen! Is that the kind of girl you want?"
"Yes." Cody told her. "I'm really sorry that I don't share your feelings. My castle is complete! I'm going to take a picture, just let me get my camera!"
Sierra sat in the sand and waited for Cody to come back. Why couldn't she be more like Gwen? It bothered her that he loved a girl who would never love him back. Heather walked up to Sierra and kicked the sandcastle and laughed, Sierra hated Heather for that! She was always so bitter and hateful even after Alejandro confessed his love for her, she was still miserable and she rejected him.
"Hey! Heather what the hell is wrong with you?" Sierra glared at her. "Cody spent like all day trying to make that!"
"So?" Heather laughed. "Why should I care? In a few hours, I'll be home and I'll never have to see you again or any of these idiots, if they want to waste their time sucking faces, see if I care!"
"You cared on the volcano." Sierra smirked. "You know he's going to be better soon, right? he's not going to look like that forever."
"What are you talking about?" Heather rolled her eyes "I would have rejected that loser anyway. Love is a waste of time and a weakness, look what it did to Alejandro, it got him pushed off a volcano. I don't have time to deal with his silly crush on me, I'm going home and I'm getting myself an agent and I'll be going on tour and finding myself a publicist so I can publish all my horror stories from this place. I should at least get some kind of money for my time wasted here. Besides, I always wanted to travel the world, that's why I signed up for world tour in the first place."
"I'll never understand you, Heather." Sierra sighed "If Cody confessed his love to me, I would happily accept. Someday we're going to get married and have little Cody babies running around."
"You're nuts." Heather rolled her eyes. "This whole place has gone crazy! Everyone is love obsessed and nobody knows how to keep their pants on around here. Let's face it, everyone here who claims to be 'in love' they're just taking what they can get and when they get home, it's over! The guys just want action around here and the girls are stupid enough to fall for it, be glad Cody thinks you're a freak. It'll save you the trouble of having your heart broken when you get home."
Heather walked away, leaving Sierra alone with the ruined sandcastle. Sierra didn't want to see how disappointed Cody looked when he saw that his Sandcastle was ruined. Sierra walked back to the playa, she had a lot of packing to do before she left.
On her way up to her room, she saw Courtney in the elevator with her arms crossed and 3 bags of luggage and Noah was there too, he also had 2 bags with him. This was the most awkward ride she had taken on the elevator, she was going to see Cody and try one last time to get him to love her like she loved him. Courtney looked pissed and Noah smirked at her and finally spoke.
"We passed your floor." Noah smirked. "Stalkerlicious, are you going to see Cody again?"
"I'd bet money on that." Courtney laughed. "I bet Cody will love being away from you. I know I can't wait to get the hell out of here for good. It's been so long since my life didn't revolve around this show."
"I know I can't wait to get away from these people." Noah smirked. "Courtney, you were the only one I could really tolerate around here. You and Eva, I'll just be happy when I don't have to pretend that I liked hanging out with Izzy."
"If you two are so happy to leave this place, then tell me why you guys are bringing your luggage back up to your rooms?" Sierra rolled her eyes.
"I had mine at the damn dock." Courtney sighed. "Chris told me that my plane home would be one of the last and Izzy threw some of my clothes into the dock."
"Justin ripped my book because he stole it and then said it was too long." Noah rolled his eyes. "Izzy also hid one of my suitcases, so I'm not even going to bother looking for it. It's not worth it, I just want to leave this place and never see this people again."
"Isn't it great?" Courtney smiled. "In a few hours, I'll be home in my bed, in my own room! I don't even remember what it looks like, I've been gone so long."
"There were some good times though." Sierra reminded them.
"Yeah, Duncan cheating on me on international TV." Courtney rolled her eyes. "Good freakin' times...If I never see them again, I'll have a happy life."
"So, Sierra what are going to do to molest Cody today?" Noah smirked.
"What did you just say to me?" Sierra asked, looking at Noah confused.
"I asked you if you were okay!" Dawn helped her up. "You were really zoning out! I was worried, you were kicking the punching back and you were spacing out and then you fell."
"Oh, yeah." Sierra got up and smiled. "I'm fine...Just thinking about...Old times."
"If you're up to it, you can do yoga with me." Dawn offered.
"No, I really should be heading to Gwen's place." Sierra told her. "Thank you though."
"Anytime, just remember you're always welcome here." Dawn walked Sierra to the front door and hugged her goodbye.
Sierra was driving to Gwen's house when she actually got a call from Gwen, telling her that she was taking a ride with Harold to meet up with Courtney, however she did ask Sierra to meet her there, which kind of pissed Sierra off. When Sierra finally got there, Gwen and Harold were waiting outside the front doors of Courtney's law firm.
"Sierra, you're late." Harold frowned. "Curse your inability to be here on time."
"Curse your inability to keep your child." Sierra rolled her eyes. "Why did you even bother to have me show up?"
"I need you." Gwen hugged Sierra. "Just ignore Harold. I appreciate you coming with me and trying to help me."
"So, what's the plan?" Sierra asked them.
"I'm giving full custody to Harold." Gwen sighed. "That way at least I'll get to see my daughter. Harold and I agreed on it and now we're going to tell Courtney."
The three of them walked in to tell Courtney what they had planned to do with this baby. When they got there Courtney's receptionist informed Courtney that they were here and she sent them in. Sierra sat quietly as Courtney handed Gwen and Harold documents to sign, stating that she would be giving it away. Gwen looked at the papers and then at Harold and Gwen took a deep breath.
"I want to give Harold full custody." Gwen told her. "Harold wants the baby and I know I can't raise her, so I think it's for the best and Harold agrees with me."
"That's not how it works." Courtney laughed. "The court declared both of you incompetent as parents, which now means that you two have no choice. You two will have to sign these papers or I will have to be there with a social worker who will take the baby away by force. I already found a new home for your baby too."
"That was fast." Gwen sighed. "When do we get to meet the foster family?"
"You're looking at her." Courtney smirked. "I decided that I will be taking custody of your baby."
I was going to keep going but I'm already over 4,000 words and it's almost 5am my time and I still have more to write. So, this is what's happening so far. I feel like this chapter was more of a filler of things yet to come. Some of this may be pointless right now, but will make sense later. So, I'm pretty sure that I have made everyone hate Courtney at this point. As you can see she purposely screwed Harold over. I still have more plans up my sleeve and I know exactly where I'm going with this. I hope you guys enjoyed this!