Ok so this got pushed back a lot because all my work was lost and i had a whole bunch written but the hiatus is over. Yes brief is creepy I get it.
In the vacinity of Romero&Carpen Town, population 666. The dead walk the earth.
The zombies bang on the door of the local police department. What does this mean for the angels?
"Damn, we're knee deep in shit right now Sock!"
Sock hammered away at the wooden boards." Just shut up and hammer!"
Boxer did as told. He stopped and look to see if the zombies were still there. The snout of a dog burst through the door. Boxer pulled out his gun and began to shoot.
"Fuck! There all immune to our weapons."He said angrily.
"That's why you should keep hammering, stupid!" Sock yelled at him.
Boxer through his gun to the side and picked up the Hammer."Fine, I will!" He brought down the hammer and smashed the zombie dog's face. " TAKE THAT BITCH!"
"You've been shooting them for hours and you think a hammer is gonna fix this?!"
"Shut your face!" Boxer calmed down."Anyway, where the hell did these things come from?"
"Yeah, if we knew these freaky ghost zombies were here we wouldn't have taken this gig as cops."
The lights shut off leaving them in complete darkness.
"What fuckin' now!" Boxer yelled.
Hundreds of zombie hands burst through all the boarded doors and windows. Boxer and Sock backed up to the citizens they were keeping safe.
" Hey, we only fled here cause we heard angels were named honorary police chiefs today!" A man spoke up. " So do something!"
All the others agreed.
" If our weapons worked we'd do something!" Boxer argued.
"One of them bit me, if I start eating brains that shit is on you!" A girl nagged them.
"I bet they're not even angels, look at them! Angels don't dress like male strippers!" Said another girl.
" Hey!" Boxer began to argue, but the sounds of cracking wood brought everyone's attention to a group of men." What the hell are you guys doing you dumbasses?"
"Are you trying to let the Ghosts in?" Sock asked.
The citizens blocked their way." Don't you walk away from us, we still have the imposter issue to clear up!" The same girl yelled.
The angels pulled out their weapons.
"Does this look fake to you?!"Boxer screamed.
"Who the hell just groped me?!" Sock said menacingly.
"Hey everyone," One of the three men said." we have a plan." He held up torch."Zombies hate fire, this'llget us through the parking lot." He set fire to a couch on a cart."We'll run for it and get help from the next town over."
"No one's running yet!" A deep, sultry voice said.
The bathroom door opened revealing Bra.
"Though you do seem to have the runs." Sock said jokingly.
"Talk some sense into these douchebags." Boxer said.
"There's an ancient Buddhist legend which speaks of a secret method to transform Ghosts into zombies. Zombies immune to the weaponry of angels. But, there is a way to defeat them. The way to do it ..." She stopped."Aw crap!" She ran into the bathroom and closed the door.
"Okay, let's move!" The man from before yelled.
"Hold on a minute!" Boxer screamed.
"Off we go!" The man grabbed the handle to the cart. He let go of the bar because it became to hot. "HOT!"
The cart rolled out the door and fell before the zombies. They began to flood into the building making everyone run. They shot at the zombies but nothing worked, many were bitten.
"Fuck, this looks bad!" Boxer groaned.
"Why do these things only happen to us. I was looking forward to being a cop. I want donuts!" Sock said.
The bathroom door opened behind them." Their brains! You must destroy their brains!" Bra explained." That's the only way to defeat them."
"But these zombies are still Ghost we can't just smash there heads in with a bat! There has to be a more elegant like holy water,silver bullets or garlic!"
Boxer picked up a bat and smashed a zombie's skull." It's dead."
"What the hell! It's just a regular zombie? That's stupid."
"There's no difference between a human and Ghost once they become zombies." Bra told him." The same can be said for you angels."
"We're completely surrounded!" Sock yelled." This may be it for us."
"I remember seeing a gun store across the street. We'll be fine once we have weapons!" Boxer told Sock.
"Good idea!"
Boxer threw a fire extinguisher through the window at a zombie.
"Do it!"
"Alright!" Boxer shot the extinguisher. It exploded making a pathway for everyone."Go,go,go!" He saw the store."Move,move! Follow me!"
"What the hell! This is a sex toy shop!" Sock yelled at him.
"Sorry, force of habit." Boxer apologized drooling over the "toys".
"You idiot manwhore! You must herald from the land of dipshits!"
"What was that, you flamer!"
"Cease your bickering cock jockeys!" Bra intervened.
"This is all your fault for making us be cops for a day!"
"We shouldn't have come here to the middle of nowhere!" Sock added.
"You insisted on this..." Bra argued.
A few miles away on top of a hill sat the demon brothers watching the chaos.
Skivvy giggled loudly." This is is karma for being overly excited, you odious angels."
"Indeed, dear brother." Legwarmer agreed.
"Is the next zombie ready?" Skivvy asked.
"Right away." Legwarmer picked up a bottle and poured it on top of a cat skull. The cat quickly sprung to life and Legwarmer picked it up.
"It's perfect. This zombie liquid we bought from the Demon Catalog is just the ticket! Combined with your idea to to turn Ghosts into zombies... Perfection!"
" Surely you jest!" Legwarmer said blushing.
"Leggy your face is that cute shade of red again." They both began to laugh.
"Hey everyone something's coming." One of the men from before said.
Boxer and Sock looked out the window and saw the zombified cat with a letter in it's paws.
" How are you doing this day?" Boxer read." Man, for being all clean and proper their handwriting sucks. 'These zombies were specially made by us. They will entertain you until you die. Have a nice zombie night. Imbeciles.' "
"Looks like those moronic demon brothers sent it." Sock inclined.
"I'll murder those assholes!" He took a gun from the official officer of the town and began to shoot the cat. The cat shot back up and pounced for Boxer but he held Chick in the way. The cat let go of Chick and went back, but Boxer and Sock picked up a couple of "toys" and knocked the cat down." Sonuvabitch!"
"Mother fucker!"
" Yeah, you father fucker!"
"Goddamn, you fuckin' crazy!" They cursed as they beat the zombie.
"Are angels supposed to be this strong?!" The cop asked.
"They're for real! There like Charlie's Angels but dudes!"
"Repent!"Sock took the final blow and thrust the dildo through the cat's skull. He held out a long noise as the cat's head vibrated.
"Damn right bro' time to fight back!" Boxer screamed at the top of his lungs. " We're gonna climb that hill and disembowel those freaks!"Everyone grabbed a functional sex toy and got battle ready. "Let's roll,gang!"
"Yeah" they all yelled.
Boxer opened the door and shut it back quickly." I may have been bullshitting myself. Let's just stay here and have fun with these things."
"We don't have time to satisfy your libido! Now get out there!" Sock yelled at him.
"Hell no. You do it." He replied.
A young man stepped up." Fine I'll draw their attention away."
"Who are you?" Sock asked.
" The hell?! I've been here the whole time! Since the part where the lights went out! I even had dialogue!"
"Oh, really?"
" I just noticed there's a zombie biting your head." Boxer stated.
"So if you're about to die and turn into a zombie, you're the perfect candidate to act as decoy."
"You shall be able to die without regrets." Bra said to him.
"After you, dude." Boxer said.
"Go on." Sock said to encourage him.
"But only on one condition! Write a story about my life and get it published!" The guy demanded.
"Huh!" The last female in the group said.
"For posterity, I want my stormy life to be recounted! You got that? The title should be..."
"What the hell's up with this guy?" Boxer whispered to Sock.
"I think this supposed to be the sappy romance in movies that happens during a disaster, followed by the epic climax of the whole thing."
"Well we're the stars of this damn movie!"
"How long is this going to take?" Sock spoke up.
"Can you just get going already?" Boxer followed." Why is he holding a blowup doll?" He asked Sock.
"Let's just see how this plays out." Sock replied.
The guy kicked the door off the hinges. "We go together, honey." He slowly walked out. "I love my life. I love my duct-" Before he could finish he turned into a zombie. "Wife!" He moaned.
"He took too long!" Bra groaned." It didn't work!" Bra quickly shot the man in the head. She kept shooting."Not working, not working!" She began running back with everyone else."Plan B! Plan B!"
"What does the "B" in Plan B stand for?" Boxer asked her."Bang me?"
"No!Petting, you idiot! Use the back entrance to get to Transparent! Then, come pick us up!"
"Okay!" Boxer replied.
"We got this!" Sock said too.
They shot a path through the ally and made a quick getaway to Transparent.
Bra cocked her shotgun." Bring it! We're right here! Living corpses! I shall show you the power of God!"
The angels made it to Transparent safely and took a deep breath.
Boxer sighed."I can finally catch my breath."
"I don't wanna go back there." Sock said tiredly.
"Let's ditch 'em and go home." Boxer suggested.
"Yeah. I need a shower or something sweet to eat."
Something fumbled in the back and they turned to see.
"Oh, there you are, Piggy."
Chick turned and revealed an eye missing. She opened up and showed her sharp teeth.
"Oh fuck." They said in unison.
Meanwhile Bra was still shooting zombies.
"Reverend, they keep on coming!" The officer said.
Bra laughed hysterically." Damn zombies! Taste my fury!
"Reverend!" He screamed. He looked down and saw a green, dead child biting his leg. He was shot immediately.
The last girl was surrounded by zombies. She looked down into her hands."Ah, the notebook!" She looked around for a second then saw it but was bitten on the head before she could reach it. Bra shot her on sight.
"What's wrong, zombies? Is that how you want it?" She kept shooting." Or do you wanna play it like this?" She had been cornered in front of Chicken Frilled Fries.
"Having fun, afro bitch?" A green, lacerated Boxer asked standing on the other side of the street in front of Deli & Sai Bee and Gray's Pharmacy.
"You're one sadistic fucker." Sock chimed in. The bones in his leg were visible and he had a pipe through his stomach.
Back on the hill Skivvy jumped up frantically."We did it! We did it! We finally did it!" He stopped bouncing." Look, brother!"
"I see your need to revel in this, but please stay calm at all times..."
Skivvy threw binoculars at Legwarmer."Look!"
"The zombie plan was a huge success!" He giggles spilling the zombie liquid everywhere.
"Brother!Brother!"
Skivvy stopped and looked at the hundreds of zombies around them.
"Fools. even your bodies are rotten now." Bra told the angels.
"I feel so liberated." Boxer replied.
"I like it." Sock replied.
"But can we turn back?" He turned to sock.
"We'll probably turn back at dawn. This was those morons' plan after all. Anyway I want to eat some fresh meaty sweets!"
"Fresh meat!" Boxer said pointing to Bra with his bat.
"Very well! You shall make fitting opponents. I'll make you regret this!" She pulled a second shotgun from her afro.
Morning came with the newly zombified Skivvy and Legwarmer.
Sock was on top of the police building with Boxer eating some meat.
"It's morning and we didn't turn back." Boxer pointed out.
"That's not good." Sock replied.
"What are we gonna do?" They both looked confused." Whatever."
Dubs and Subs are both good. I prefer subs. New story with a description on my profile that is subject to change.