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The older Italian brother looked for anything him and the Spaniard could use to escape…seeing as the rope Lovino made broke. Fucking weak ass quilts…

The Spaniard finally walks to Lovino after watching for almost an hour. "What are you doing, Lovi~?"

Lovino growled, "What the hell does it look like? I'm trying to find something we can use to get out of here!"

"Can't we just jump?"

Lovino turns to the prince like he's crazy. "What?"

The Prince looks out the window and says louder, "Can't we just jump, Lovi~?"

"Okay…fucking dumb shit….we are ten maybe twelve stories high….I'm not going to fucking die for a moron's plan!"

The prince shrugs. "Then we won't die~!" Lovino gasps as he get picked up by Antonio.

"C-CRAZY BASTARD LET GO!"

"…..Nuh uh…We're jumping~!" Antonio grunts as Lovino gets out of his grip.

The small Italian glares at the Spaniard. "Like hell we are! You aren't jumping either!" Lovino watches in shock as the Prince gets on the window shill. "D-DON'T BASTARD!"

"Lovino….trust me…we won't die." Lovino stares at the Spanish prince's outstretched hand. "I won't let anyone hurt you any more…so please…trust me and jump…nothing will happen…promise."

Lovino stares into Antonio's eyes. "You're crazy aren't you?"

"Si, I am…because I'm in love with a cute little Italian boy…" Antonio says smiling.

"B-bastard…i-if …I die…I kick your ass in hell even if my leg has to go all the way to heaven to do so…" Lovino slowly takes Antonio's hand.

Antonio gently holds Lovino close to him. "To bad we aren't going to die." Lovino closes his eyes as the Spaniard jumps out of the window. The Spanish prince make a whistling sound and smiles as a big strong bull comes running down below the two fallers.

Lovino screams as pain shoots up his body from landing on something rough. D-dammit! I HATE YOU! EVEN IF WE DIDN'T DIE I'LL STILL KICK YOUR ASS…. Lovino cringes as Antonio hugs him to try and stop the pain. B-but….later…because…I-I just want to see Feliciano d-dammit…not because you….love me…FUUUCCCCKKK!


I pouted as Luddy was leaving me with Mattie, "Ve~ I want Luddy to help me get dress~!" I whined before he could completely leave.

I watched as Luddy turned bright red and Mattie laughed. "Well, don't worry Feli…Ludwig will help you…seeing as he is the man in this relationship….right Ludwig?"

"Mein Gott…I see why bruder loves you…you're just like him."

I smiled as Luddy walked back in and Mattie left. Ve~ YAY~! Luddy's going to help me~!


The Italian boy glared as the two 'lovers' and their noble 'steed' come into the castle gates. Antonio smiles as Lovino gets off the bull and stomps inside the castle. Antonio flinches as his cheek burns in pain. His Lovi~ really was touchy when he wasn't in bed.

Lovino walks around the castle looking for Feliciano. He starts to growl, "Why is this place so fucking big!"

"What are you looking for? The Awesome me can help with any lost little boy!"

Lovino turns to the Prussian. "I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY YOU FUCKING GERMAN BASTARD!"

"WHOA! NOT AWESOME! I'M PRUSSIAN!"

"W-WHATEVER! STILL A POTATO BASTARD TO ME, WHERE IS MY LITTLE BROTHER, DAMMIT!"

Mattie walks in and sighs at the yelling. "Excuse me?" He says a little above a whisper and luckily the Prussian stops yelling. "You're brother Feliciano…is in the room four doors down from the large German flag and he's changing his clothes with Ludwig's help."

Mattie and Gilbert back away as the aura in the room suddenly goes into an eerily kind of mood. "What….the….HELL!" Lovino runs off with the murder aura following with him.

"Scary~!" Mattie whispers softly. Gilbert just shivers a little praying his Bruder doesn't die.


"Ve~" I say as Ludwig looks away from my body. Ve~ I'm not ugly am I? "Ve~ Am I ugly?" I whine softly.

"N-no…you just…are very…ummm…small….that's all…" Luddy says turning red.

I smiled, "Ve~ Okay then~" I watched as Luddy helped my put my shirt on and was on the last two buttons when….

"FUCKING POTATO BASTARD I'LL KILL-you…." I looked to see Fratello staring at me and Luddy with really, really big eyes.

"Ve~ Fratello~! There you are~!" I said happy to see Fratello again. Ve~? Why is he turning red~? Ve~? Why is he glaring? Why is he walking towards us slowly? Ve~, Ve~, VE~! I DON'T WANNA DIE~! WAAAAAAHHHH!