Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

A/N: Okay I just got a new computer so sadly I am having to write this chapter again!

Jasper aka Emo (Emmett off my computer!)'s POV:

(ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now Edward knows I can say my ABC's next time won't you think them with me.)

Bella:Purple and Yellow pokadotted cow sang off the boot!

Alice: What kind of boots!?

Bella:.....

Alice: BELLA!

Bella:.......

Emmett: Bells?

Bella:.......

Edward: Love?

Bella:........

Me: Honkey Dorry Donkey Konkey?

Bella: Yes?

( That was weird!)

Me: Happy gold ring party shy?

Bella: Oh they were Uggs!

Edward: What was that?

Me: Bella language.

Edward: Oh okay then.... Yin poor yay poop high luck?

Bella: How dare you call Jasper a duck!?

( Really dude a duck? I am at least a Goose!)

Me:Ding dog bag four yellow pie!

Bella: Yeah Jasper's right you are a big jerk head!

Edward: I know!( A/N Sound like a popular song to any one?)

(Dang! He really needs to stop listening to Bella's music! Only I can do that!)

Bella: Right tang root hand? ( Is he for Real?)

Me: Pee On Carl! ( Sadly he is)

Carlisle:Why should she pee on me?

Emmett: I don't know? You might want to run!

(Idiots!)

Bella: Four thousand years ago I was a unicorn.

Me: Three thousand years ago I was baloney!

Emmett: Two thousand years ago I didn't like corn.

Carlisle!!: One thousand years ago I was a pony!

Alice: Right now I am going crazy!

(She really is a bummer of a wife! None of you heard me say that!)

Bella:I shank shinky shook rook book!

Me: Jupiter is stupider than a goat!

Bella: Cranberry muffin?

Emmett: Oh! I thought you meant cheesecake!

( Okay...Emmett has finally gone off the deep end!)

Alice: Guess what!?

Bella: Turkey BUTT!

Emmett: Cluck!

Edward: Chicken?

Alice: No I got new lip gloss!

( Why? Gah! She's obsessed!)

Bella: You know, Alice, If I had a face as ugly as your's I would put make up all over it too. ( Sorry if that insulted any Alice fans I just watched the Sandlot and it gave me the idea. I'm an Alice fan)

Alice: Well, well, uhh, gosh!

Bella: Wow, you really are a B.A.H. Emmett wins the bet.

Edward: Bah?

Me: Blonde at heart or Bfugly ( Butt efin ugly) air head

( What is with me! Alice is going to kill me for not sticking up for her. But that would hurt Bella's feeling and I can't do that.)

Emmett: I did no such thing!

Bella: Yeah you did right after you were complaining about Rosalie looking like a clown and taking all da boys ta town!

Rose: Okay your dead mister!

Bella: Yeah we all already knew that.

Me: Donkey come home!

( Don't ask, It's something I say.)

Emmett: Bella your dead.

Bella: Really I still feel my heart beating and my head hurting from looking at you.

Alice: Oh no she din'nt

Bella: Oh yes I di'id

Me: I can sing I can dance I can wear funny pants!

Bella: Milk!

Emmett: Pude!

Bella: I am Nonomakesense!

Edward: Nonomakesense who?

Me: You Nonomakesense!

Bella: Jasper you're new name is Pool!

(Why may I ask? She is so weird put that's why she's my sista!)

Me: Pool?

Bella: Pool Milk House to be exact!

Me: Bob Leader Hosing!

Emmett: Ummm….okay!

Bella: If I had a piece of bread for every brain Emmett has I would starve.

(How did she say that so calmly? Gosh!)

Bella: WHY! WHY! DID STEAL MY TWILIGHT BOOKS!

Edward: Cause' I didn't want you to know somethings that happen in New Moon, Eclipse , and aspecially Breaking Dawn.

Me: What happens?

Alice: He asks her to……

( Must be bad! Alice isn't allowed to tell! Did she say 'he'? As in Edward and 'her' as in Bella? That's freaky. Me and Alice should have a book! Why do they get four!)

Rosalie: Bella, I called you boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Bella: Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you?

Rosalie: Mirrors don't talk but lucky for you they don't laugh.

Me: If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra?!

Emmett: Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED!

Alice: Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Edward: Emmett, oops! Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

( He must be talking about Emmett. Why are me insultingeach other?)

Bella: Jasper, Why are you licking the lemon chipmunks?

Me: Why should I not lick the lemon chipmunks?

Bella: Cause I thought you were straight and those are guys!? Poor Alice you can cry on my shoulder.

Alice: How could you cheat on me!?

Emmett:Not cool dude.

( Okay my turn for an Emotional breakdown.)

HDCullen( I had too): Okay Emmett you were right sh- I mean he is Emo!

Bella: I love COOKIES!

Me: I thought you loved Edward! How could you cheat on him!

Bella: I'm just that good!

( Why did I just get the mental Image of Bella pooping her collar?)

Edward: Jasper? Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!

Bella: Edward, GET OUT OF MY GIRL'S GRILL!

Rosalie: For Pete's Sakes!

Emmett: Whose Pete! I can not believe you!

( Emmett…crying…like…little…..girl….must…keep….from….laughing…can't tah hahahaha)

Alice: Wow, that's wasn't expected.

Jacob: Physic Phyco Pixie can't see me! Dan na na na na Na nu na na nu Can't see this!

Me: Neither was that.

Alice: Jasper let's leave the dog with them while we run away to …… Jasper ,Georgia

(A/N Real place been there before and Carlisle , Arkansas!)

( Yeah I see now why we run away. Even vampires can't stand this amount of crazy!)

HDCullen: Hey guys! Yeah I had ten chapter on my old computer and now like I forgot all of them and so it will take me a little bit longer. And tell me would you rather have more frequent updates and shorter chapters or less frequent updates and longer chapters.

Jasper: Poo! I ran away again!

Emmett: Chick chick chicken!

Alice: I saw you run a way before us little girl!

Edward: Why leave me with the dog!

HD: Cause me wanted to!

Jasper: Now read, Review, and RECYCLE!

Emmett: The Ozone layer is thinning as we speak! And land fills are filling up and have to be spread across more land and we will someday have to mutate into garbage monsters or leave to another planet/ space station if we continue at this rate!

Alice: Wow he said something smart that is correct!

HD: Sorry to make the end a bummer but really. This is my least fravorite chapter I've mad so feel free to be disappionted!

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Kay hoped you like this chapter!