"This is it!" Sammy said. "The final sprint! It's down to our final 4: Eva, the athlete; DJ, the nice guy; and Liam and Kitty, the adrenaline-amped power couple! All 4 have at least 1 remover win, and everyone but Kitty has won MM. It could be an intense final 4! For those unfamiliar with how the final sprint works, the final 4 plays out over 1 week. On the first day, we begin the MM battle. The MM will have the second day to decide on one Mansion Dweller to save on the third day. The other 2 then play in an ejection battle, with the winner advancing to the final 3, while the loser is ejected. On the 4th day, we have part 1 of the final MM battle, with the winner advancing to part 3 on finale night. The 5th day is a rest day, and on the 6th day, we have part 2 of the final MM battle, with the winner of part 2 facing the winner of part 1 on finale night, and the loser becomes ineligible to win final MM. Finally, on the finale night, we have the 3rd and final live part of the final MM battle, with the winner becoming the final MM. They then must decide who of the other 2 to eject, leaving us with 7 jurors, and 2 finalists. The jury then picks our winner! So strap in, because there is no such thing as a 'normal' final sprint! Welcome to part one of the final sprint, right here, on Big House!" The theme song played.
"Woo!" Kitty said in the confessional. "It's final 4 play right here! I just don't want Eva winning MM, because I'm scared that she might force me and Liam to go up against each other in the ejection battle."
"The final 4 is a big deal," DJ said in the confessional, "because we're only 1 week out from finale night. I just have to find a way to make it to finale night, and I think the jury likes me enough."
"Final sprint baby!" Eva said in the confessional. "This is gonna be intense, right down to the very last vote. That is, assuming it's not a Liam-Kitty finale. We're in for a real ride, y'all!"
"I've made the final sprint with my baby Kitty!" Liam said in the confessional. "It's a real friendship finale, but only 1 of us can win this shit. And I'm gonna make sure it's me or Kitty."
In the living room…
"Hello, Mansion Dwellers!" Sammy said.
"Hi, Sammy!"
"So, Jose has just been ejected. That leaves us with only 4: Eva, DJ, Liam, and Kitty. That means, you've made it to the final sprint!" Everyone cheered. "Tomorrow, we will crown a new MM, and Eva, even though you are the outgoing MM, you will be eligible to compete. Whoever wins the final 4 MM battle will also be eligible to compete in the final MM battle! Remember: winning the final 4 MM battle will not only give you immunity, but also allow you to mark one person for the final 3, forcing the other 2 to compete in an ejection battle. You were the Eighth Coalition, but now, you'll have to turn on each other. But, as we reach the final sprint, that comes with a trip outside the mansion for the Final Sprint Feast! What do you all want?"
"How about sushi?" Eva said.
"Sounds good to me!" Kitty replied.
"I was kinda thinking pub food," Liam said, "but now that you mention it, I think sushi would be better!"
"I'll go for it!" DJ said.
"Sushi it is!" Sammy said. "Everyone, come on out, and let's get some sushi!" The Mansion Dwellers walked out onto the stage, and were led out by Sammy.
"I LOVE sushi," Liam said in the confessional, "and having it be the food for the final sprint feast? Even better!"
"The final sprint feast serves the same purpose as the Bermuda Square finals party in 60 Club," Eva said in the confessional, "let us take a break from the game, before the pressure sets in."
"One of the unwritten rules of Big House," DJ said in the confessional, "is that, at the final sprint feast, you do not make deals, you do not talk about the game, you don't plot, nothing. You just bond with your fellow finalists, and fuel up for the final sprint. Only 1 person has ever broken this rule, Jenny from season 4, and she was promptly ejected at the final 3. She was in a corner, though."
At the sushi restaurant…
"Order as much as you want," Sammy said. "This is all on the network."
"Awesome!" Eva said.
"So, this is how it ends," DJ said. "Can't say I'm not happy with this final 4."
Later…
The contestants had eaten a lot of food.
"Oh, it's been so long since I've had real food!" Liam said.
"It's just frozen food," Liam said in the confessional, "prefab shit, and sandwiches in the mansion. It's nice to get out and have some real food, which is much nicer than what we get in the mansion."
"Well," Sammy said, "once again, congratulations on making the final sprint. There's just 1 week left of this game. I suggest you all get ready. Everyone's done eating?"
"Yeah," Eva replied. Everyone else agreed, full.
"Well, good luck, because the final sprint has officially begun. I'll take you all back to the mansion. One more thing: all of the battles in the final sprint will be hosted by Total Drama contestants that didn't make Big House."
"The final sprint feast is really fun," Kitty said in the confessional, "but it reminds us of one thing: the real game has begun, and I don't think me and Eva are going to be able to work together much longer. This is Big House at its purest! 4 people, fighting for themselves. Well, except me and Liam. Let's play Big House!"'
In the backyard…
"Hey, DJ," Eva said, walking up to DJ.
"Yeah?" DJ replied.
"You know, Liam and Kitty are clearly going to work together. I think we should, too, just to make sure. I mean, yeah, you were aligned with Jose, but you're nice."
"You're making a final 2 pact with me?"
"I guess I am. You're a really nice guy, you just align with the wrong people. But it's not your fault; we didn't know what Jose was. Dude was playing every side of the Mansion."
"Even yours?"
"ESPECIALLY mine and Mark's. At least, until he backstabbed Mark. Pretty much everyone but the Famliance was aligned with him at some point in the game."
"Hm, true."
"Look, you wanna go to the final 2 with me or not?"
"Sure! Let's do this!" They shook hands.
"Say, what should we call ourselves?"
"How about the Dream Team? I just feel like that's a good name."
"Well, I can't think of anything better. So sure!"
"Busted!" Kitty yelled, walking in.
"You heard that whole conversation?" Eva questioned.
"Yeah. You're conspiring with DJ against me!"
"I guess that ends our final 3 pact?"
"No duh!"
"OK, but I'm not scared of drawing this line in the sand."
"You'll be scared when you have to face DJ in the ejection battle!"
"Like we're gonna lose!" DJ replied. "You gotta remember who I got on my side."
"Then it's 2v2. Let's play Big House." Kitty walked off.
Later…
The doorbell rang. Everyone ran to the front door to see… Duncan!
"Hey, Duncan!" DJ said.
"What's up, everyone?" Duncan replied. "Your favorite bad boy is back!"
"I thought you wanted nothing to do with reality TV after 60 Club!" Liam said.
"Hey, Sammy walks up to me, tells me I'm great for ratings, and offers me $10,000 to host this battle. How can I say no?"
"How's things going outside?" Kitty asked.
"Well, I retired from being a delinquent, because honestly, it's not fun anymore. I'm cool with Courtney now, but we've both agreed on one thing: we will never have a relationship. Too much stress. Anyway, I'm a bus driver by day, and a DJ by night."
"Buy Cody's music!" Eva said. There was some laughter.
"Anyway, I feel like I'm the only Total Drama contestant that hasn't gotten engaged yet!"
"No, you forgot one couple," DJ pointed out, motioning at Liam and Kitty.
"And I'm still the only person in this mansion that's engaged!" Eva noted.
"Well, I guess that's true," Duncan said. "Anyway, let's head out to the backyard for the final MM battle!"
In the backyard…
"Welcome to your MM battle!" Duncan said. "Because it's the final sprint, everyone is eligible to compete! In this battle, you'll be shown a clip of a statement made this season. One of the words or a phrase in each clip will be bleeped out. Your job is to tell me what that word or phrase is. The answer will be either A or B. Get it right, and you'll score a point. At the end of 8 questions, whoever has the highest number of points will be the new MM. If there is a tie, everyone not involved in the tie will be eliminated, and I'll continue asking questions until we have a winner, or until I run out of clips. And I have a LOT of clips. Remember: the winner will be able to save 1 Mansion Dweller, and force the other 2 to go head-to-head in an ejection battle. Who's ready to play What The Bleep?" The players cheered. "Alright, let's begin! Play the first clip!"
"Woah, I thought for sure you were gonna (BLEEP) someone!" Jose said.
There was some laughter. "Was the word: A: backdoor, or B: backstab?" Eva and Liam put B, and DJ and Kitty put A. "Let's see the correct answer!"
"Woah, I thought for sure you were gonna backdoor someone!" Jose said.
"The correct answer is A: backdoor. Jose said this to Eva on week 1 when she marked Lindsay and Brady for ejection. DJ and Kitty score a point. DJ, Kitty, you both have 1 point, and Eva and Liam have 0. Let's see the 2nd clip!"
"Ah, but you misunderstand," Noah said. "That conversation was part of a plot for me to work as a (BLEEP), to make sure they can't do anything."
"Was the word: A: mole, or B: saboteur?" DJ put B, and Eva, Kitty, and Liam put A. "Let's see the correct answer!"
"Ah, but you misunderstand," Noah said. "That conversation was part of a plot for me to work as a mole, to make sure they can't do anything."
"The correct answer is A: mole. Noah said this to Mark when he showed him the fake photo of him snuggling Emma. Eva, Kitty, and Liam score a point. Kitty takes the lead with 2 points, and everyone else has 1 point. Let's see clip 3!"
"Well," Jessica said, "this week, I have been attempting to backdoor someone I am scared will freak, and get everyone here seriously injured. Also, she is a (BLEEP), and might put my son at risk of being hurt, due to being so close to her."
A bunch of laughter abounded. "Was the phrase: A: major manipulator, or B: physical threat?" Everyone put B. "Let's see the correct answer!"
"Well," Jessica said, "this week, I have been attempting to backdoor someone I am scared will freak, and get everyone here seriously injured. Also, she is a physical threat, and might put my son at risk of being hurt, due to being so close to her."
"The correct answer is B: physical threat. Jessica said this when she tried to backdoor Eva, but Eva was saved by Mark."
"Enough with the Eva questions!" Liam said.
"Don't worry, the next question will have nothing to do with Eva. Everyone got it right, everyone gets a point. Kitty has 3, everyone else has 2. Let's see the 4th clip!"
"Taylor!" Roastmaster said. "You scare everyone in this house with your (BLEEP)." Pretty much everyone burst into laughter, even Duncan. "But, so far, the person you've scared most in this mansion is…
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...Dwayne! ROASTED!"
"OK, that was good. Was-" duncan laughed a bit more. "Was the phrase: A: physical ability, or B: battle wins?" Eva, Kitty, and Liam put B, and DJ put A. "Let's see the correct answer!"
"Taylor!" Roastmaster said. "You scare everyone in this house with your battle wins. But, so far, the person you've scared most in this mansion is…
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...Dwayne! ROASTED!"
"The correct answer was B: battle wins. Eva, Kitty, and Liam get a point. Kitty has 4, Liam and Eva have 3, and DJ has 2."
"DJ's in last," Eva said in the confessional, "and Kitty's in first. That's bad news for my final 2 pact with DJ. But, knock on wood, there's NO WAY Kitty's going to get all of them right. She misses one, and I can tie her for first."
"Let's see the 5th clip!" Duncan said.
"Of course," Dwayne said, "isn't the standard offer from Bermuda Square an alliance and they'll (BLEEP) someone?"
There was a bit of laughter. "Was the bleeped out phrase: A: Help you eliminate, or B: set you up with?" Everyone put B. "Let's see the correct answer!"
"Of course," Dwayne said, "isn't the standard offer from Bermuda Square an alliance and they'll set you up with someone?"
"The correct answer is B: set you up with. Everyone got it right, everyone gets a point. Kitty has 5, Liam and Eva have 4, and DJ has 3, and there are 3 questions remaining. Let's see the 6th clip!"
"I have marked you, Dwayne, you, Kelly, and you, Liam, for ejection," Jose said. "Dwayne, Kelly, I don't need to explain my reasoning, other than you are (BLEEP). Liam, I had to mark 3 people, and I decided that you're the pawn."
There was some laughter. "Was the word: A: outsiders, or B: threats?" Everyone put A. "Let's see the correct answer!"
"I have marked you, Dwayne, you, Kelly, and you, Liam, for ejection," Jose said. "Dwayne, Kelly, I don't need to explain my reasoning, other than you are outsiders. Liam, I had to mark 3 people, and I decided that you're the pawn."
"The correct answer is A: outsiders. Everyone got it right, everyone gets a point. Kitty has 6, Liam and Eva have 5, and DJ has 4. If Kitty gets this next question right, or DJ gets it wrong, DJ will be eliminated."
"I HAVE to get this right," Eva said in the confessional, "or Kitty or Liam will almost certainly be MM, and that's bad news."
"If I can get this right," Kitty said in the confessional, "I can at least, at least, force a tie with Eva. If she gets it wrong and I get it right, it's either going to be me or Liam being MM, and clearly, we'll save each other."
"Getting this right will box out Eva," Liam said in the confessional. "It's vital that me and Kitty beat Eva, because she'll save DJ, and I'll have to face Kitty in the ejection battle, something I REALLY don't want to do."
"Let's see the 7th clip!" Duncan said.
"Arrr," DJ said, "we be hitting (BLEEP)!"
There was some laughter. "Is the phrase: A: a major storm, or B: some rough waters?" Kitty put B, Liam, Eva, and DJ put A. "Let's see the correct answer!"
"Arrr," DJ said, "we be hitting some rough waters!"
"The correct answer is B. Only Kitty got it right, and with only 1 question left, there is no need to continue, which means, congratulations Kitty, you are the new MM!" There were cheers, as Kitty high fived Eva and DJ, and scooped up Liam into a hug.
"Dammit," Eva said.
"WOO!" Liam yelled. "This is the kind of rush, and MM, I love!" Kitty put him down, and they began jumping around.
"I'm MM," Kitty said in the confessional, "which means me and Liam are headed to the final 2. At least one of us faces the jury for sure, and at least one of us advances to part 3 of the final MM battle for sure. Our chances of winning shoot up, and we just won $100,000 for sure."
"Kitty's MM," Liam said, "which is basically the same thing as me being MM; Kitty's safe, she's obviously going to save me, and we'll leave Eva and DJ to fight it out for a spot in the final 3. So, I'm pretty happy."
"So I lost the MM battle," Eva said in the confessional. "But it's not really that bad. Sure, the Dream Team breaks up, but I think I can take DJ in the ejection battle. I mean, I'm EVA! Who does DJ think he is, Mark? And I'd beat Mark, obviously."
A tablet dropped down. "No, you wouldn't!" Mark said through the tablet.
"What is this?!"
"He left a prerecorded message," a producer said, "just in case."
"The worst part about losing this MM battle isn't that I might get ejected," DJ said in the confessional. "The worst part is, I have to face EVA. Things are looking pretty grim for me right now…"
In the living room…
"Yeah, we all know who you're gonna save," Eva said.
"The cutest guy in the mansion; duh, I'm gonna save Liam!" Kitty said. She grabbed Liam's face, and forced his mouth into a smile, and then ruffled his hair.
"Come on, that took me an hour!" Liam said. "OK, a tenth of an hour."
"And I guess we're not changing that," DJ said.
"Nope! And since neither of you are Jose, I don't think you'll try to split us up."
"You won fair and square," Eva said. "Besides, that would be real below me. That ain't my style."
"Don't think I haven't thought about it," Eva said in the confessional. "Not very seriously, but it has crossed my mind once or twice. And that's all it ever will do, I promise."
"OK, last-ditch effort," Eva said, "Kitty, do you want to make a final 2 pact with me?" Everyone began laughing.
"Hey, good luck to both of you," Kitty said. "Even though me and Liam will crush you in the final 3."
"Sure you will," DJ replied. "Sure you will."
"Sure I'll make it to the final 3," DJ said in the confessional. "Sure I will."
Later…
"Hey, everyone!" Kitty called. "It's time for the marking ceremony!"
In the dining room…
"This is the marking ceremony," Kitty said. "As MM, it is my responsibility to mark one of you for the final 3. The person I mark will, rather than facing ejection, be saved from ejection, and the other 2 Mansion Dwellers will face off in an ejection battle. The winner will join me and the Mansion Dweller of my choosing in the final 3, while the loser will be ejected. Frankly, I like surprises. Don't you like surprises, Eva and DJ? Of course you like surprises." Liam began to look worried. "Well, tough luck, because you're not getting one."
"You scared me there, Kit!" Liam said.
"Don't worry cutie-pie, you're mine, and I am not letting you play in any ejection battles." Kitty held up Liam's picture, which was marked with a heart. Rather than being marked in red, it was marked in green. "Liam, you've been marked for the final 3, which means DJ, Eva, you'll face off for the final final 3 spot. Prepare yourselves, and good luck, because the ejection battle begins-" The doorbell rang. "Pretty much right now!"
Everyone ran to the front door to find… Alejandro and Heather! Heather had an engagement ring.
"So the rumors are true!" Eva said. "You ARE engaged!"
"Yeah!" Heather replied, flashing her engagement ring. "Not that I'd be worried about either of you girls flirting with Alejandro without it. I better not."
"Did you WATCH World Tour?" Eva questioned. "You gotta watch your back with BRIDGETTE! But yeah, he's not my type. He'd get too 'manly' on me." She rolled her eyes.
"You realize that you and Mark are not normal, right?" Alejandro noted.
"So?"
"Nothing. Just saying, you're not in the majority."
"Well, fuck the majority. I'm motherfucking Eva! Fuck you, and fuck your opinion!"
"Is 'fuck' the only word you know?" DJ questioned.
"What, you giving me shit before you get ejected?"
"Ooh, we got some trash talking!" Kitty said.
"This is more of a rhetorical question," Heather said, "but who did Kitty mark for the final 3? Liam?"
"Liam," everyone said at once.
"No surprises here. The chances of her saving anyone but Liam are the same as the chances of me saving Lindsay!" There was some laughter. "Unless I had another reason to. But I doubt I would. Tripartite…"
"Hey, Bermuda Square caused more eliminations!" DJ noted.
"You being the first," Eva noted. "And soon to be the latest!"
"We'll see."
"Everyone head out to the backyard!" Alejandro said.
In the backyard…
"Welcome to your ejection battle!" Alejandro said. "Eva, DJ, you were not saved by Kitty, and must show down in this ejection battle. Win, and you will advance to the final 3 to face Kitty and Liam. Lose, and you will be ejected from the mansion. This is the cursed tomb of the ejected Mansion Dwellers: Lindsay, Alice, Bryan, Emma, Brady, Jessica, Mark, Noah, Taylor, Junior, Kelly, Dwayne, and Jose. Legend has it that the 2 people left unsaved can salvage their game by winning the ejected Mansion Dwellers' cursed game, but the one that loses shall join the 13 other ejected Mansion Dwellers. In this battle, each of you will start on your sacred stone. On my go, you'll race up the wall and search the tiles to find the faces of the Mansion Dwellers. Your job to to put their faces of the Mansion Dwellers that were marked on the night each ejection occured. Remember: on week 5, part 1 of week 7, and week 8, there were 3 marked Mansion Dwellers, and you'll need to put all 3 Mansion Dwellers there. Also, week 4, part 2 is not there, because there were no marks, only immunity, given to Taylor and Liam. Once you think you have it right, step back on your sacred stone. If you are right, you'll advance to the final 3, and your opponent will be ejected. If you are wrong, you'll have to go back and fix your mistakes. Get ready to play Tomb Rai- oh, this show is so gonna get sued!"
"Uh, we're only being published on the internet," Alejandro reminded. "We're not gonna get sued."
"Then where's the money coming from?"
"I have no idea. Probably SeahawkLover12 logic."
"True. Anyway, let's do this!"
Eva and DJ stepped on their sacred stones. "Go!" Heather said.
"My strategy is to uncover each face, and immediately put them in their place," Eva said in the confessional. "That should make me go faster than DJ."
"My strategy is to look for a pair," DJ said in the confessional, "or a trio in the case of weeks 5, 7, and 8, and then put them in their place."
Eva uncovered her own face.
"The only time I was marked was in week 8," Eva said in the confessional, "in the double ejection, when I lost the Unsafe Safety Battle. I remember throwing the Removal Battle to stop Liam from going to jury, which may have been a mistake."
Eva climbed up to the upper part of her wall, placing her own face in a spot on week 8.
DJ uncovered Lindsay's face.
"First one to go home? That's Lindsay," DJ said in the confessional. "Now, I gotta find Brady!"
DJ uncovered Liam's face. Eva uncovered Cody's face.
"Looks like it's not just Mansion Dwellers…" Eva said in the confessional.
DJ uncovered Brady's face, and climbed up. Eva uncovered Jose's face.
"I remember bricking Jose like it was yesterday," Eva said in the confessional. "Week 9, and he went down down down!"
Eva was first to the top of her wall, and put Jose's face in a spot on week 9. DJ soon followed, putting Lindsay and Brady's faces in their spots on week 1. Eva uncovered the face of Taylor, and climbed up.
"Taylor was ejected week 7, and I'm pretty sure it was on part 1 of the double ejection."
DJ uncovered the face of Kitty.
"I uncover Kitty," DJ said in the confessional, "and then, it hits me; Liam was never marked!"
DJ threw away Liam's face, and uncovered Alice's face, and then uncovered Jessica's face. He then climbed up. Eva put Taylor's face in a spot on week 7, part 1. Eva began climbing down, as DJ reached his upper wall, and placed Mark and Alice in week 2.
"DJ takes the lead!" Alejandro said. "Is he right?"
Eva uncovered Taylor and Mark's faces, and climbed back up. DJ uncovered his own face, and the faces of Jose and Bryan, and climbed up.
"Why am I getting these pairs in chronological order?" DJ said in the confessional. "Just tell me!"
"I don't think Taylor got marked outside of week 7 part 1," Eva said in the confessional, "but I don't really remember week 6. Was Taylor marked?"
"No, you won't, brah!" Liam replied, holding up his blocker. "This is the blocker. This allows me to stop the MM from marking anyone for ejection. I have decided to use it on myself. I cannot be marked. DJ, you must pick a new person to mark for ejection." Everyone gasped.
"Well, then," DJ said. He looked at Eva, then looked at Taylor, then at Junior. He looked back and forth a few times. "Alright, I've made my choice. The Mansion Dweller I am marking is
…the current biggest threat to my game that's not immune or marked already, Taylor."
Eva placed Mark's face in a spot on week 5.
Later…
Eva had Lindsay and Brady for week 1, Mark and Alice for week 2, Bryan and Jessica for week 3, Emma and Kitty for week 4, Jessica, Mark, and DJ for week 5, Noah and Liam for week 6, Kelly, Junior, and Taylor for week 7 part 1, Junior and Kelly for week 7 part 2, herself, Kelly, and Dwayne for week 8, and Jose and DJ for week 9, as she was putting up Liam in week 6.
"Eva has everything!" Alejandro announced.
DJ had Lindsay and Brady for week 1, Mark and Alice for week 2, Bryan and Jessica for week 3, Emma and Kitty for week 4, Jessica, Mark, and DJ for week 5, Noah and Taylor for week 6, Jose, Kelly, and Taylor for week 7 part 1, Junior and Kelly for week 7 part 2, Eva, Dwayne, and Kelly for week 8, and he was placing himself and Jose for week 9. Eva quickly climbed down, and stepped back on her sacred stone first.
"Heather!" Eva called.
"Eva thinks she has it right!" Heather said. As she did, DJ climbed down.
"Check, please!" DJ called.
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"DJ thinks he has it!" Alejandro said. "DJ…
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...got it right! DJ wins the ejection battle!" Liam and Kitty ran over, and Liam, Kitty, and DJ began jumping around.
Eva fell to her knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Eva screamed.
"Eva," Heather said, "you have been ejected."
"Didn't think she was going to lose!" Kitty said.
"Yeah, I thought for sure DJ was going home!" Liam replied.
"The lesson here?" Eva said. "Always pay attention to who gets marked. Or what people say. Otherwise, you end up losing an ejection battle at the final 4. Anyway, congratulations, Liam and Kitty; DJ, you just lost a million dollars." Everyone gave Eva a hug.
"You know, Eva," Heather said, "I'm impressed. VERY impressed. You came out season 1, and I stole your MP3 player, getting you voted out twice. I'm gonna be honest with you; I didn't vote for you the second time because I thought you were gonna hurt me, I voted you out because I KNEW you were gonna beat me. You didn't come back for 5 seasons, and people thought you were pretty much out of Total Drama for good, but in season 7, you proved that that was not the case. Sierra took a chance on you, and it paid off spectacularly. You fell in love with Mark, you became one of the greatest manipulators of all time, and won $250 million and a jet. You came into this mansion, with a massive, massive target on your back, but you shut the mansion down, winning MM right off the bat, and playing straight through Bryan and Jessica, all without losing your composure. Where is the real Eva, and what have you done to her?" Everyone laughed a bit. "But really, you went from rageaholic monster into a true Total Drama villain, out of even my league."
"Yeah, and that all could have never happened if Sierra didn't take a chance on me!" Eva replied. "I'm kinda surprised she did, even today! She, Cody, Mark; they didn't see a rageaholic monster, they saw a girl with potential. And they took that potential, and got me to the point, where I began crushing everyone between me and the money. It's been the experience of a lifetime. It changed me." She teared up. "I would have never done any of this stuff if I hadn't thrown my hat into the ring in season 1, because that was my qualifier for season 7! I would have never met so many different people, I would never have had so many amazing experiences, so, it's bittersweet, but hey, 4th place isn't that bad! And besides, this probably isn't the last time you'll see me."
"Eva, how many days of Total Drama franchise owned reality TV have you played so far? Because Big House and the Ridonculous Race are both owned by Total Drama."
"Not enough!" Eva chuckled a little.
"Eva, I have to say, you have played every day of these games with grace, beauty, passion, and it has been an honor having you be part of the Total Drama family. You made it to the final 4 this season, you have been ejected, you become the 6th member of the jury. And, I'm going to tell you now: you are being invited back for another season of Total Drama! But, I'm not giving the details. Thank you for playing, and you are my 3rd favorite villian, behind myself and Alejandro." There was some laughter.
"Once a villain, always a villain," Eva replied, nodding at Heather.
"You are a Total Drama legend, and legends don't always have to win. Heck, Mike's a legend, and he's never won! So is DJ!"
"That might change!" DJ replied.
"And Alejandro, Lindsay, Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney. So, Eva, you're already beating 6 legends by winning 60 Club!"
"Hey, thanks for everything," Eva said. "I couldn't ask for a better final 4, unless it had Mark in it!" There was some laughter. "But really, you guys are great candidates for the final 3, and I'll be happy if any of you win. Bye, everyone!"
"Bye, Eva!" the others replied. Eva walked off.
Eva walked onto the stage, to quite a bit of applause.
"Well, Eva," Sammy said, "you go down in the ejection battle. Is losing a battle to get ejected a surprise for you?"
"Uh, yeah!" Eva replied. "I'm EVA!"
"Had you won MM, who would you have saved?"
"DJ. I made a final 2 pact with him, the Dream Team, and I wanted to go to the final 2 with him. I knew I had no chance at winning, but I wanted that $100,000, and I had the best chance of a jury flipping on DJ, seeing as though he's been riding Jose's coattails all season!"
"So, you don't think DJ did anything himself?"
"No. He's only made it this far by getting covered by other manipulators. But hey, an ally is an ally."
"Are you surprised you weren't saved?"
"No! It's Liam and Kitty! Of course I'm not getting saved!
"Well, in the event that you were ejected tonight, your fellow Mansion Dwellers taped some goodbye messages for you. Let's watch."
"Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo," Liam sang in the confessional. "I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me! How can you expect to get your ass saved? When someone's boyfriend wins the MM game? Now there's a million bucks on the line! And five-fifty thousand will be mine! We are gonna crush DJ! Oompa Loompa Doompity Dah, me and Kitty, we will go far. We will win the million too! Very much… unlike you!"
"That was the only goodbye message recorded for you," Sammy said, "because no one else thought you'd lose!" There was some laughter. "You become the 6th member of the jury. Thanks for playing, and you will be on the jury at the final episode to decide who wins Big House and the $1,000,000. Head off to the jury house!" Eva got up, and walked off. "And we have our final 3: Liam, Kitty, and DJ! Someone's gonna win $100,000, and someone's gonna win $1,000,000! Who will it be? Find out in part 2 of the final sprint, right here, on Big House!"