You guys are gonna love this one.

Mira: *evil chuckle*

Day Fourteen(it used to say thirteen 'cause I was too lazy to actually check, but then I checked, and I fixed it)

Facebook Insanity, PART TWO

Natsu Dragneel: my life is over literally Lucy is going to kill me

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Comments:

Happy is a Cat: lol

Natsu Dragneel: I didn't know you had one of these!

Happy is a Cat: I just made one. Like you.

Natsu Dragneel: interesting last name.

Lucy Heartfilia: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?!

Natsu Dragneel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Happy is a Cat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Lucy Heartfilia: I can actually hear you screaming from the guild hall. I bet you're hiding in here.

Lucy glared at her phone screen as she stared at Natsu's Facebook page. After yesterday's insane issues with Natsu hijacking her Facebook, she had decided to come to the guild and sort everything out. Of course, everyone (especially Mirajane) was disappointed to find that she didn't ACTUALLY consider Natsu her "bae." But it was the truth. Lucy DID NOT and probably NEVER WOULD...

Several members of the guild were currently gathered around Lucy's phone at the moment, giggling.

Natsu Dragneel: We are not.

Lucy Heartfilia: Are too.

Natsu Dragneel: Are not!

Lucy took a deep breath and yelled at the top of her lungs, "ARE TOO!"

To which an angry Natsu responded, "ARE NOT!"

A few moments later, he squeaked, "oops."

The guild burst out laughing.

Lucy Heartfilia: haha!

Natsu Dragneel: shut up...

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Lucy Heartfilia: Your name is ridiculous Happy. Now both of u come out right now.

Natsu Dragneel: NO

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Lucy sighed. "Those idiots... whatever." She then announced very loudly, "OKAY GUYS, BYE, I'M GOING ON A VERY DANGEROUS JOB WITH FLESH-EATING MONSTERS! I HOPE I DON'T DIE ALL ALONE WITH NO ONE TO PROTECT ME!"

She proceeded to walk out of the guild.

"LUCY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Natsu screamed, leaping from his hiding place on the second floor and grabbing her by the arm. "I'LL GO WITH YOU!"

Lucy turned, grinning. "Gotcha."

"...ohcrapHAPPYRUN - "

Lucy grabbed him by the ear. "Ooooooh no you don't, mister," she said with a smirk. Natsu pouted.

"I'm sorry, Lucy..." he said quietly, giving her the puppy dog face.

Lucy sighed. Then she smiled brightly. "Of course I forgive you, idiot! Everyone knows I didn't actually say those things, so it's okay."

"Really?" Natsu said hopefully.

"Really," she promised with a laugh. "Now. How about that job?"

"Sounds great to me!" Natsu said with a laugh. "C'mon Happy!"

"Aye, sir!"

And thus, the three took off, completely forgetting to grab the request from the board. They returned five minutes later to do so and then left again.

Mirajane grinned.

Making sure no one would notice, she grabbed Lucy's phone off the table.

It was still logged in to Facebook.

Mirajane skipped back behind the bar, an evil grin creeping onto her face. "Time for some fun..."

Lucy Heartfilia: guys! NATSU JUST KISSED ME 4 REAL!

To be continued...