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DISCLAIMER: The beautiful Lucy and her friends and everything in Fairy Tail does not belong to me, and I feel really sad about it, but we should move on...just maybe. Huhuhu! (cries)

Everyone minded their own business on the carriage on the way home. Natsu was eating some chocolates he bought every souvenir shop that we passed by, Gray continued striping off his clothes—we all knew what his punishment from Erza would be later on, Erza polished each and every armour she owned, and as usual, I scribbled on my notebook some ideas for my novel. The bastard—oops, sorry—I meant Loke went 'poof' to the Spirit World, saying nothing at all. That was weird, because knowing him, something perverse or an annoying pickup line would fly out of his mouth, but this time, it's like he got brainwashed to not talk at all. Weird, huh. Ah. I remember Cana telling me my fortune before heading out with my teammates on this mission and she told me that I would be the key to some kind of disruption during the mission. I get it now! Spin the Bottle was actually what she was trying to say that would potentially affect our relationship... and I was the one who suggested it.

I glanced at Natsu and he's not motion sick. He's not at least the bit sick-looking! It might be great, right? We've found another cure for his motion-sickness other than Wendy's Troia. Luce, you idiot. Are you trying to say that weirdness can solve it? Wait, this part is too long. Let's get back to the story.

Finally, we arrived at the guild. Wendy, Carla and Mirajane welcomed us very joyfully. At least Wendy and Mira-san did. Carla was too busy warding off Happy.

"Erza-san, does anyone need some healing?" Wendy tilted her head to the side and blinked twice. She's so cute and sweet and innocent... How I wish I had a daughter like that. Wait, what?!

Carla punched Happy and knocked him out. She poked Wendy's head. "Don't use your magic too much. Bisca and Alzack are great because of you, maybe that work is fine for today."

"Yes, you shouldn't stress yourself out, Wendy." Erza nodded reassuringly. "Thanks for the offer, anyway."

Suddenly, a water mage jumped out of nowhere and surprised Gray, bigtime. "Gray-sama~!" She threw herself at Gray, who dodged her perfectly. "Gray-sama, why must you ignore me so?" she asked, waterfalls falling out of her eyes, literally. I noticed the water level rise to my knees. The half of Fiore must be half-way submerged. This girl is so dramatic.

"Gray, stop her before the whole country gets wiped off the face of the earth." Erza ordered, her eyes glinting menacingly.

"Aye, sir!" He saluted and hopped to Juvia. Ha. Look, Gray is Happy number 2 again. It has been awhile. "Juvia." He whispered. She fainted at the sound of his voice. Before she was totally engulfed by her own water, he caught her. She looked so giddy; with her tomato face and her satisfied smirk.

Slowly, the water subsided and it flowed to the ocean. Everyone was soaked. Erza marched to the guild, her armour squeaking. She walked as if she were in goo. She forcefully pushed the guild's doors.

"Master!" She called out. A man with white hair and height half of mine approached her, raised his arm and wove at her.

"Yo! How was the mission?"

"Fine. I have to talk to you privately. It's about those people and... him." She looked grim, and I raised my eyebrow when she growled out the word 'him'. She dragged Master to the second floor, leaving us behind.

A few seconds passed and a "What?!" that only Master can do echoed upstairs and then a shriek followed. Everyone at the first floor sweat dropped, knowing that Erza hit him with something heavy, and no one seems to want to know what happened.

She went down from the second floor. She looked disappointed. She slumped on a chair beside me and asked Mira for a lemon cheesecake. The barmaid nodded and went to the storeroom.

"What did Gramps say about, you know." Gray asked. Natsu peeked from behind me and I felt his moist breath tickle my neck. 'No,' I thought. 'Erza's in trouble and I can't risk myself being distracted at a time she needs me.'

"He sent Gildarts to investigate the incident. He knows about Jellal, too." She clenched her fist and I noticed that she was trembling with anger. She slammed her fist on the table. "I'm here too! I should be the one to do the investigation." She sighed and calmed down. "But, I respect Master's decision, so I'm sitting pretty, doing absolutely nothing to help."

"Erza," I held her hand. "I'm sure Master has a logical reason why he didn't send you back out there, right? Maybe your feelings might get the better of you, and open up a can of worms. I'm positive he's always thinking of your welfare, so cheer up and relax, okay?" I grinned at her.

She hugged me and I hugged her back. "I'm so lucky I have friends like you."

Natsu laughed. "Yehey! Group hug!" He ran to Erza. She stretched out an arm and... neck lined Natsu. Bam. He's on the floor, unconscious.

"Meh." Gray shuddered. "Leave 'im there. Suits him." We laughed.

Everything's back to normal again, maybe.

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