Sorry it's taking so long to update! My computer hasn't been working properly the last few days. But anyway, here's part two.
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Blaze: Hey! Part two! [mutters] thanks to somebody…
Tigerstar: Really? Still no sympathy for me even when I'm in crutches.
Firestar: Don't forget the head cast!
Tigerstar: Thank you for pointing that out on camera.
Firestar: no prob.
Blaze: OMG! Firestar! You're back from the hospital.
Firestar: Uh huh! You see, they bullet only took a piece of my knee off.
Tigerstar: I knew that I wasn't that lucky…
Blaze: TIGERSTAR! You should be grateful he's alive!
Tigerstar: I live in a free country. Heck, I could assassinate somebody.
Firestar: You mean me, don't you?
Tigerstar: [looks up] No?
Blaze: [shakes head] Anyway, Breezepelt, come on out!
Breezepelt: Guns, my father, explosives…
Tigerstar: [whispers to Firestar] Do you think he was born normally?
Firestar: no, cause his head is an inch too big.
Tigerstar: I didn't mean mathematical. You see, this is why we'll never be friends.
Firestar: [pouts]
Blaze: Ok Breezepelt, why are you here.
Breezepelt: I'm here to talk about today.
Tigerstar: OK? Go ahead.
Breezepelt: Today, my father disowned me.
Blaze: How tragic.
Breezepelt: Yeah, I know right! He made it fancy too! He took me to court, divorced my mom, Nightcloud, ect.
Blaze: Hmm.
Breezepelt: Then he went running off with Leafpool and her poor unfortunate kits.
Firestar: How devastating! That bastard in my clan!
Breezepelt: Yeah, I know. And, Jayfeather works at Burger King, while I have a job at The Movie Theater. I mean, COME ON! He would rather have fast food, and not have a movie and some popcorn?
Tigerstar: I would choose the movies. I'll adopt you.
Breezepelt: [eyes strange cat in crutches and head cast (Tigerstar)] No thanks… [moves away]
Blaze: I really feel sorry for you.
Breezepelt: Thanks, I guess?
Firestar: Stupid Crowfeather, he ain't touchin' my grandkids!
Tigerstar: Awkward….
Breezepelt: I would really love to shoot my father with this bazooka right now.
Blaze: TIGERSTAR! I thought you said you threw that away!
Tigerstar: I did! I threw it in the woods!
Firestar: nice going.
Tigerstar: I had a crutch at the time, can you please cut me some slack.
Firestar: You didn't cut Redtail some slack!
Tigerstar: please, you didn't even know the man.
Firestar: Yeah I did! His ghost possesses me!
Tigerstar: [looks at like "yeah right"]
Firestar: Ok, I admit I was lying there.
Blaze: Breezepelt, there's no need to get bloody!
Tigerstar/Firestar: [GASP]
Blaze: What?
Tigerstar: All those times you said "Watch your mouth"…
Firestar: [points at] oooooo! Blaze said a bad worrrrrrrrrd!
Tigerstar: SECURITY!
Blaze: What! Wait! Bloody isn't a bad word!
Firestar: Stop lying!
Tigerstar: In England it is! S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y!
Blaze: We're in America!
Tigerstar: SO?
Firestar: …
Breezepelt: [jumps into security guard's arms] I'm outta this mad house. [in girly voice] My name is Blaze, take me away!
Blaze: I…I…I…
Tigerstar: Can you stop saying "I" Breezepelt?
Firestar: Yeah, get with the program!
Blaze: [face palm]
The End of Part 2
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