Dick, Roy, and Wally were sitting at Wayne Manor, playing a video game, when a noise sounded, which nearly gave Wally and Roy a heart attack.
This movie of my life just doesnt hold together, At least is beats the crap out of Batman Forever, I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense,Is it too much to ask that it all make sense?
"Oh, dad's calling." Dick said pulling his phone out of his pocket and answering.
"Hey, Bruce, Nah, we're just playing video games, we as in me, Wally, and Roy, no we didn't invite any girls over, dude seriously, alright, alright, we'll clean up after ourselves, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, okay, see ya soon, love ya too, bye."
Dick closed his phone then turned to see Wally and Roy's shocked expressions.
"What the hell was that dude?" Roy questioned.
"My ringtone for Bruce, I have a different ringtone for all my contacts." Dick replied.
"What do you have for me?" Wally questioned, but had pulled out his phone and was already calling the thirteen year old before he could answer.
I wanna be a billionaire, so freakin' bad, buy all of the things i never had, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine, smiling next to Oprah and the queen
"Dude, seriously?" Wally growled.
"Be jealous! Dick shot, Roy was next.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T , Take care, TCB
"Wow." Roy said slowly before hanging up his phone.
"I'm never calling you again." Wally mumbled before leaving the room.
Okay so I don't own the songs, The first one is called 'Batman is confused' and it's by The Key of Awesome, the second was 'Billionaire' by Travie McCoy, and the last one was 'Respect' by Aretha Franklin. There was a fic similar to this, I'm just gonna say that now. I basically wrote this cause I just changed my ringtone, its hilarious and annoying! Review?