Finally Evil Laugh the 'incedent' also knows as the "Cat fight"
This is my favorite chapter, okay fine it is in the top ten, I loved writng this, I loved planning it all out, I love it.
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After potions Hermione made her way to the 'old' common room as she referred to it now. She spotted Ginny on the heart rug and joined her. Ginny was scratching at what she guessed to be her homework.

"Ginny, what are you writing?" Hermione asked peeking in the book, which Ginny snapped shut.

"My dairy" She replied, as she placed the book underneath her.

"Okay…" Hermione said slowly.

The portrait hole swung open revealing Harry and Ron.

They were chattering like gossiping girls.

"What's the news?" Hermione asked broadly.

Harry grinned. "Nothing"

"Right…"

Hermione stood up and took a seat on the sofa, Ron quickly setting next to her and wrapping himself around her.

Ron brushed his hand through Hermione's hair as she cuddled her face into his chest.

"I… I love you Herms"

Hermione smiled in his shirt. "I wuv you too Ron" She said muffled from his shirt.

"I'm glad to hear you 'wuv' me" He said with a laugh.

Hermione lifted her face. "Ha, ha Ron"

She looked up to see a beaming Ron; he looked like he was in pure bliss.

'Too cute' Hermione thought as Ron swooped his head down to kiss her.

"Hermione-kiss-I-kiss-really-long wet kiss- love you" Ron finished with a very long, wet, passionate, intimate, kiss.

Hermione pulled away to smile at him. "I know, and I really love you too"

"Can you two get a room?" Ginny said with a fit of giggles.

Ron loosed his grip on Hermione's waist as Harry took a seat opposite them.

"You two are moving way too fast!" Harry said with a grin.

"Sure we are" Ron said with a raised eyebrow.

"What are you saying?" Harry asked in a suspicious tone.

"Oh, nothing…" Ron said in an innocent voice.

"Ron!" exclaimed Ginny. "Leave him alone, snog Hermione!"

Ron took to this advice and kissed Hermione again, the kiss lasted longer than the last, more wet and more satisfying.

Hermione heard the portrait door swing open, but she didn't break way until she heard a scuff and the words "Easy" shouted at her.

Seeing Lavender Brown run up to the dormitory Hermione sighed.

"You'd think she'd gotten over me by now" Ron said with a laugh.

"Maybe you were just that good of a snog?" Harry said with a laugh.

"Am I?"

"You are."

"Thank you Hermione"

"No problem, Ron"

"I wuv you"

"I wuv you too"

Hermione heard footsteps again and Lavender was back. She looked like she was about to run head first into a bull, and win.

"Shouldn't you be in your dorm?" She asked through clenched teeth.

"I'm allowed in here; shouldn't you be in your bed?" Hermione said as if nothing was happening.

Lavender scuffed. "What ever Granger"

Hermione shrugged yawning. "Brown, go to bed"

"You can't tell me what to do Granger" Lavender barked.

Hermione knew that she was already boiling and decided to retreat from a childish cat fight.

"I'm going to bed, night Ron" Hermione said kissing Ron's forehead. "You coming, Harry?"

Harry stood up and nodded. "I suppose I should"

"You don't have to… do you" Ginny said with a big lip and puppy dog eyes.

"I don't…" Harry smiled. "But I should"

"Fine" Huffed Ginny. "Go, snog her while you're at it"

Harry and Hermione laughed. "Will do!"

Hermione grabbed Harry's arm and pulled him through the portrait hole. "Wait" He said once it closed. "I forgot my bag"

Harry walked back through the portrait hole and before it shut someone stepped out. It was Lavender Brown looking furious.

"You're just a rebound snog Granger" Lavender said with a smirk.

"Sure…" Hermione said with a laugh. "Seven years of friendship, three years of flirting, one year of 'almost' saying it and I'm the rebound girl."

Lavender flipped her hair in an obnoxious matter. "He's just waiting for me to let him come back to me"

Hermione couldn't help but laugh. "You're so right Brown, I don't know how I missed it" Hermione rolled her eyes, and before she knew it Brown was wrestling with her, Hermione took hold of Lavender's hair pulling it away from her, in hope to get away.
Lavender was pulling at Hermione's hair as well.

'This is getting- ridiculous!'

Something similar to screaming was coming from Hermione as she tried to break free, but Lavender had her in a nice and tight head lock. Hermione was circling around with Lavender trying to throw her off, untill-

"STOP" She heard a voice call.

Once Lavender released her hair, Hermione noticed it was the prefect making his round. Charlie Tristin, a tall, cute, blue eyed, brown haired, pale skinned Hufflepuff.

"Charlie, Brown attacked me" Hermione exclaimed.

Charlie nodded. "I figured."

Lavender scuffed. "Oh Please, Granger is just a saint?"

"Pretty much" Charlie said with a smile.

"Oh Charlie stop it!" Hermione said with a blush.

Charlie smiled. "Okay, Hermione what happened?"

Hermione explained the very short story and Charlie looked very amused. "Well Herms, I hate to do this, but I will be giving both you and Ms. Brown detentions."

"Fine" Hermione sighed. "When and where?"

"Well since you two can't stay in the same room Brown will be with Professor Snape, you can stick with Professor Simmons and this Tuesday sounds good to me"

Hermione shrugged. "Thanks Charlie"

"Right, well night Hermione and Lavender, off to bed you two!" Charlie said with a grin, as he walked off.

Lavender stormed through the portrait hole as Harry came through.

"What was that about?" Harry asked as Lavender pushed past him.

"Well, I just a detention, because psychotic, Lavender Brown attacked me over Ron" Hermione said with laughs.

She and Harry made their way back to their own portrait.

"Over Ron… Seriously?" Harry said with a laugh.

"Sadly yes, can you believe what the world is coming to?"

"Password" The hag asked in her scratchy voice.

"Won, Won" they said in unison, with a huge fit of laughter.

The door swung open and they walked in laughing. "I love that password" Harry said as he slumped on the couch.

"I knew it would be amusing!" Hermione said with a sigh.

"You're always right" Harry said as the laughter drifted off.

They stood on the couches laughing and talking about Hermione's little 'incident' as Hermione referred to it, but Harry insisted that it was a "cat fight" which Hermione found very immature.

"It was not a cat fight Harry!" She argued. "It was just a little incident, which I wish to speak of no furthur."

Harry smiled. "Okay... so who won?"

"Won what?"

"The cat fight?"

"Indicent, Harry" Hermione sighed. "And.. me" She finished with a smirk. "Did Brown think she could take on a muggle?"

Harry just shrugged. "I didn't know Brown could do anything but snog unsuspecting blokes."

The night went on as Hermione and Harry Giggled and chuckled over Lavender's 'incident'/cat fight.

HAHAHAH okay.
I thought it was good, tell me if it wasn't.
I know that I don't puncuate the dialogue, but is it that important?
I just never remember, I only remember when I'm doing an important SA or something, so
I hope you guys understand.
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