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Chapter 14
Morning came too soon as Narumi and all the girls crawled out of bed. Deadpool was standing at the door with his camera. "Say Cheese!" He yelled, scaring the girls out of the king size bed.
"DADDY!" Screamed Narumi as she threw her pillow at him, but
he quickly dodged the flying pillow and took several more pictures.
"These are my Precious Moments." Said Deadpool as he ducked back into the hallway, closing the door as Hinata and Sakura threw kunais at him, but all that was heard was a thud on the oak wood door.
Kurenai slowly came out of their bedroom wearing a crimson bathrobe. "Honey?" She asked.
"Yes, baby?" Said Deadpool with a wide grin, this was one of his rare moments he didn't have his mask on.
"Why do I have a house full of screaming girls and killer intent coming in waves from that bedroom door?" Asked Kurenia as she kisses him softly.
His grin grew even more. "Our baby is growing up so quickly and I wanted some more photos of our sweet little demonic angel and her little friends." He explained to his oh so loving and patient wife.
Slowly she shook her head and walked passed him down the hallway. "Fine, just make sure no one gets hurt or you lose any body parts again." She stressed as she vanished from sight.
Back in Narumi's Bedroom,
After Deadpool left, each girl looked at Narumi. "It seems like your dad is even more nuts then ever." Said Ino.
"No, he is having issues that his baby is growing up and we are also growing up with her." Said Sakura as she tried pulling the covers over her head.
"That maybe, but to wake us up at 6am? That is very rude." Said Hinata as she pushed the covers off of her. "I guess we should get up."
"Hell no! I don't have to meet Itachi-chan until 8am, I want 30 more minutes." Whined Narumi as she pulled the covers over her head.
Elsewhere
Itachi and Sasuke made their way into the dinning room. "Good morning mother." Said Itachi as he took his seat.
"Morning mom." Said Sasuke as he sat down as well.
"Good morning boys." She told her sons as she place their breakfast before her sons.
Elsewhere
"Troublesome." Said Shikamaru as his mother pulled him out of bed.
Back with the girls
It was already 7:30 am and the girls had gotten ready for the day.
Deadpool and Kurenai sat at the kitchen table, chatting away as all the girls came running in, except Hinata, who bowed and apologized for everyone.
Beyond the safety of the walls
A girl with long black hair wondered around the thick forest. 'Where in the hell did they send me?' She thought as she moved away from the village and headed to the coast.
Back in the village
A strange feeling over came Deadpool as he looked over to the western gate as he walked with his daughter and her friends to the training field.
"Something wrong daddy?" Asked Narumi as she turned her head to the side.
Deadpool looked down at his mini me Lolita. "Nothing at all sweetie, just thinking." He told her.
"Dear Kami, the world is ending." Said Kiba as the boys ran up from behind the girls.
"No, it would be the end of the world if YOU have a thought." Said Narumi as she glared at Kiba.
Everyone just laughed at the two, no one really took stock in their fighting, for everyone knew Narumi would just kick Kiba's butt once again.
As they arrived at the training ground, Sasuke was glaring at his brother. "Aniki, why do you waste more time training Narumi?" He asked his big brother.
Itachi looked down at Sasuke. "She is strong and can do thing only ones with a fully awoken Sharingan eye can do. So, I want to see her limit." He told his little brother.
Sasuke was shocked. Never did he knew one person without their bloodline could rival their Clan in just skills alone.
Itachi looked over Sasuke's head and saw the group coming towards them. 'Hmmm...they seem to want to know what she is up to?' He thought to himself.
Every Clan heir or heiress was there and they all gathered around Narumi and Itachi as they both smiled at each other.
Coastline
Near the coastline, the girl with long black hair sat at the beach, watching the waves. As she was basking in the afternoon sun, two figures appeared behind her.
"A child like yourself shouldn't be out here alone." Growled a male voice from behind her, this pulled her out of her thoughts and looked behind her ever so slightly.
"I'm pretty sure no one will think of bothering me." Said the girl as she slowly raised her hand and two metal claws slowly slide out of her knuckles.
"Impressive brat." Said the voice.
"Not really, there is another whose able to do the same as me, but 3 claws comes out instead of 2." She said as she went back to look at the waves.
"What brought you here?" Asked a softer, much gentler voice.
She laid down in the sand and looked up at the tall man with no brows and the other with a mask. She wasn't sure if the other person was male or female. "I was sent to kill a man, he is very annoying and many want him gone."
The brow less man raised his eyebrow. "Do you even know where to start?" He asked her.
"Nope, all I know is he's in one of the 5 major Hidden Villages. Till I find him, I need to work." She told him.
"If you need work, I need a few more people for a job I am heading to take." He told her.
Just then, two others appeared with what look like gas masks. "Zabuza-sama, We have secured a boat to take us to the Land of Wave." Said one of the gas masked figures.
Slowly sitting up, she weighted out her options. 'One I could pass and just hang around till I get information where the freak is. Two I can use this to blow off some steam and kill sometime. Three he might come to me.' She thought to herself.
"Sure, why not." She told the man before her.
"Good. Now tell me girl, where are you from?" Asked the now named Zabuza.
Leaf
A cold shiver ran down Deadpool's spine. "Feels like someone's just walked across my grave." He whispered to himself.
Narumi stood in front of Deadpool and Itachi. "I have been working on my butterfly clone, but I think I need a little more help with it." She told the two.
"Alright, show us what you have so far." Said Itachi as he closed his eyes and smiled, then when his eyes opened again, his Sharingan spun to life.
Narumi went through an unusual set of hand signs and blue smoke engulfed her as a rainbow of butterflies took the from of a second Narumi.
Itachi then walked around the second Narumi, looking the girl over. Without knowing what was supposed to happen, the second Narumi laughed. "What?" Asked the clone.
Itachi took a step back and looked shocked. "She talks?" He asked.
Narumi smirked and slowly nodded her head.
"So, I guess this one of the reasons you wanted me to look over this new clone?" Asked Itachi as he kept looking over the clone.
Narumi nodded her head.
Deadpool looked the clone over as well. "I see one small difference though." He told them as he pointed to the clones eyes. There, in her blue eyes, was a butterfly.
"Good eye, I didn't see that." Said Itachi as he took a closer look and the other kids looked on from behind the two.
Land of a troll
Zabuza, Haku, the Demon brothers and X-23 stood before a tiny man with large sunglasses.
"I see you have made good time getting here Zabuza." Said the tiny man.
"I take my job very seriously, Gato." Said Zabuza in a gravelly voice.
"Very good, In 3 weeks your target should return to the village from a job he took in the Land of Rice Paddies, but a source has mentioned that he will be swinging to the Hidden Village in the Leaf first." Said Gato as he looked over his sunglasses.
Land of Rice Paddies
"Good, Move that over to the left. With how you guys are working, we will be done with this bridge by the end of the month." Said an old man with grey hair and with a towel around his neck.
Friday morning
All the kids went to the Academy for their Genin teams and to meet their future sensei.
Narumi, Hinata, and Sasuke all sat together as all their friends gathered around. They all were talking about the missions they could take.
"I can't wait to protect a Princess and have her fall madly in love with me." Said Kiba with little stars in his eyes.
"Troublesome, get real Kiba, we are fresh out of the Academy. Do you really think they let you protect someone so high up?" Asked Shikamaru.
"The slacker is right loser." Said Sasuke as he had a smirk play across his lips.
Iruka walked into the classroom, looking at all his former students. Each child in their little group of friends with all the fan girls watching Sasuke like birds of prey. He sighed at that fact, not many of them are going to make it out there and their sensei's will send them back to the academy for remedial training. He pitied their souls, for Anko Mitarashi and Yoshino Nara will be their new sensei and pound it into their heads that fan girls are the first to die out in the field or worst. Fear was always a powerful teaching tool.
Iruka took one last look right before Deadpool and Anko came flying through the side window. The loud crash and the sound of breaking glass pulled he kids from what they had been doing, but only 8 children out of 9 know what to do. They had pulled out their kunais, and in Narumi's case, she had pulled out her twin desert eagles and a cold dark look overtook her, something no one had seen since the night she saved her best friends life from that Kumo ninja.
"Dammit Anko, how many times have I told you that it isn't nice to scare the freshly made Genin?" Yelled Deadpool as he pushed her off of him.
"Shut up! I just came by to see how my little sister and her friends are doing. I want to see what unlucky soul gets Narumi and two of her other little minion of friends." Whined Anko as she jumped off and winked at Iruka.
Narumi and the others sat back down as the other students just stared at them like they had grown a second head. They had the sheep mentality that while in the Academy they would always be safe, for their senseis would do everything to make sure they made it out of it alive if there was an attack, but with Deadpool, that was a stretch, for he was also a danger to all of them and where in a false since of safety.
Anko walked over to Narumi and sat down on her desk and grinned. "How's my favorite little terror?" She asked as she looked at the others and her grin grew even more as she saw all the fan girls with fear in their eyes. 'OOH, Yoshino and I are going to have a lot of fun. Those girls are all worthless.' She thought to herself.
"I'm good Anko-chan." Said Narumi as she grinned and put her guns away.
All the others nodded their heads to the crazed Snake Mistress.
"ALRIGHT CLASS, SETTLE DOWN!" Shouted Iruka as everyone turned back to him and Deadpool at the front of the classroom.
"Okay people, we are here today for the team placement. Now before anyone complains or whines that they didn't get paired with who they want to be with, know that all these teams are built by the Hokage and in a way he felt best for you to work well together as a "TEAM"." Said Iruka as Deadpool was next to him, making air quotes when Iruka stressed the word Team.
Narumi toned out Iruka for the first 6 teams, but she did hear that her egotistic cousin was going to be placed on team 6 with some lame fan girl and another boy that wasn't too bad and had a chance of making it out there in the field, but the only question was, would her cousin work with his team or fail?
"Team 7 will be made up of Narumi Wilson-Namikaze-Uzumaki, Hinata Hyūga, and Sasuke Uchida. Your sensei will be Kakashi Hatake." Said Iruka as he heard all the fan girls throw their little shitfits over not being able to go with their true love.
Narumi and Hinata grinned at each other as a cold shiver ran down Sasuke's back. He was screwed now that he was stuck with the demon twins. Don't get him wrong, Hinata is a sweetheart and the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you cross her or one of her friends... Well, lets just say that you never want to see those Lavender eyes coming for you, for you would never know what had hit you once she was done with you. Several Elders had found out the hard way when they told her she couldn't be friends with Narumi anymore. They had been walking funny since that day and her father has been very proud of her.
"Team 8 will be made up of Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, and Sakura Haruno. Your sensei will be Kurenai Wilson." Said Iruka as the three high fived each other. They had worked well with each other when they teamed up against Narumi, Hinata and Sasuke on capture the flag.
Iruka smiled and looked down at his list as he looked over at Deadpool and then saw Anko rolling around on the large desk laughing her ass off.
He sighed and moved on with his placement.
"Team 9 is still in rotation, so lets move onto Team 10. That team will be made up of Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, and Ino Yamanaka. Your sensei will be Asuma Sarutobi.'' The new Ino-Shika-Cho team grinned at each other. Their fathers had been training them to work with each other since they had been little. They had worked well with each other for so long it was second nature to team up on team games they all would play growing up with Narumi and the others.
"Okay, now that everyone knows what teams they are in, It would be good for everyone to get together and talk while you wait for your new senseis to show up." Said Iruka as he left the classroom. He had already given them their little speech about the new life they live, now he just hope they would grow up and truly be Shinobi.
Deadpool vanished in a poof of fluffy unicorns and went on the hunt for our new favorite victim for Narumi and the rest of Team 7.
"How the hell does he do that with stuffed unicorns?" Asked Anko as she looked at Narumi, said girl just shrugged her shoulders. She had asked him the same question once and all he said is that it was a secret and he would teach her when she was older.
With the Queen of Hearts
Iracebeth sat in her rose garden, looking at her Kio fish pond. 'Today is the day that little demon finds out her team placement. For the sake of my dear Grandson, I hope she is placed with someone other then him.' She thought to herself as she looked back to the rose bush next to her. Mixed in with her crimson roses was a single white rose, It was larger and much more beautiful then the others. Just the sight of it made her think of her sister. Rage over took her as she grabbed the rose stem, just to be cut by the thorns that protect it. Quickly, she drew her hand back and saw the blood slowly coming out of the puncher wounds on her palm and fingers.
Back at the Academy
One by one, the senseis for the first 6 teams had shown up and took their new students. That just left Team 7, 8, and 10 sitting around, playing a game of poker with Anko. Really, who in their right minds would leave her with a bunch of preteens? Sadly though, Anko was losing to Narumi and she was just down to her bra and skirt when the final sensei had walked in, with Deadpool riding on Kakashi's back.
All the senseis stopped in their tracks at the sight before them. Hinata had Anko's tan trench coat on and Ino and Sakura looked inside her weapon's pouch as all the boys drooled at how Anko was dressed.
"Now that is something you don't see everyday." Said Deadpool as he grinned and was holding Kakashi's stolen precious orange little book.
"MY PRECIOUS!" Cried out Kakashi.
All the young Genin looked over at the door and Narumi pouted. "Five more minutes and I would have won everything." Whined Narumi.
"Narumi." Said Kurenia with a stern voice.
"Fine, I'll give back her clothes, but I'm keeping her cash. So daddy has to buy her Dangos for a week." Chirped Narumi.
Anko grinned as she pulled her shirt back on and glared at Hinata for her jacket. Shockingly the Hyūga heiress matched her glare, but slowly took it off and handed it back.
Everyone looked at Anko then back to Narumi and then to Kurenai as she just sighed. "I swear I'm raising 3 kids at time." She grumbled.
"Brat, I'm bringing you and Hinata with me the next time to the T&I for poker night." Said Anko as she grinned.
"They can only go if I'm able to come along." Said Deadpool as he grinned.
Poor Kurenai shook her head. 'Why Kami? Why?' She thought to herself as she shook her head even more.
"Alright, Team 10 your with me." Said a man with a black beard and spiky black hair.
All of Team 10 looked at him and back at their ringleader. Narumi nodded her head as they got up and walked off with the man.
Kakashi raised his eyebrow to this. 'Is she the one calling the shots with these kids or what?' He thought to himself.
"Team 8, your with me." Said Kurenai as she watched her daughter just nod her head once more. All of Team 8 stood and walked up to the Crimson eyed woman.
Narumi, Hinata, and Sasuke all stood up and walked up to the silver hair man next to Deadpool. "Daddy, Inu." Said Narumi grinning as she looked up at both men.
"Sweetie, Lavender eyes, Señor Emo." Said Deadpool as he smiled.
Kakashi looked at his team and back at Deadpool, then he slowly sighed. "Meet me on the roof." He told them as he stole his book back and vanished in a swirl of leaves.
All three ran to the window and climbed out and up the side of the building. Deadpool just laughed as he watched them leave. 'He isn't going to know what hit him.' He thought to himself. 'You got that right bone head.' Said his brain.
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