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This came to me a little over a year ago as a result of totally exhaustion and one to many glasses of something. Usually I am not all that good at crack fic but as part of my quest to get over this massive case of writers block I am going to give it a try.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far from Cybertron, there was Starscream. Who managed to crash, and consequently get stuck, on Dagobah for a time. Hey hey, this even explains why 'Screamer is hanging around after he dies. All the force users do it.
Potential
Obi-wan watched with an expression of extreme disapproval on his face as the other spirit wrecked havoc. It was bad enough when Starscream had just been speaking to the other Cybertronians, but now he was starting to possess them. Honestly, the Jedi hadn't even believed that was possible, but as with most such things had chalked it up to the Force moving in mysterious ways.
Turning, Kenobi regarded his fellow Master. "What in the name of the Force were you thinking?" The seeker was the last being he would have ever consented to teach, and this coming from the man who had objected to him choosing Anikan as his padawan based on the boy's age.
Thoughtfully Yoda raised one clawed hand to his face, rubbing his chin as he regarded his most troublesome apprentice. Will Starscream had in abundance, that was true. But patience, humility, well that was something else entirely.
"Uncertain am I." The Grandmaster answered at last. Although, Yoda consoled himself. While not a Jedi, he would hardly call the seeker a Sith either. That was something.
A massive explosion caused them both to wince. A very small something.
Should one of you want to have fun with this plunnie feel free. It made me giggle for a while as I imagined Yoda whopping the huge (in comparison Seeker) with his cane.
'Impatient you are. Calm you must be. Let go of your hatred. Leads to the dark side it does.'
Still, I don't think I am going to do anything else with it. Just ask permission first.