"Welcome to Total Drama Refresh," Chris announced. "Last time, the campers got to experience some extreme action. They faced a hungry bear, a sea full of monsters, and most monstrous of all…each other! Bobby managed to rally the remaining Screaming Badgers to take down Sophie. After one humiliating defeat after another Sophie's reign was finally brought down when she was voted off. With her gone, can the Screaming Badgers breathe a sigh of relief? Or are there still enemies waiting to pounce? Keep watching as the drama unfolds…"

(Theme Song Plays…)

(Main Site)

"Wakey wakey, campers!" Chris blared through his megaphone.

The two teams quickly emerged from their cabins. Only four were left on the Screaming Badgers. Lionel, Beatrice, and Bobby all looked ready for action, while Sooz was busy using a toothpick to clean out her damaged phone.

The Killer Flounder had six members and their team seemed much more energetic. Montana, Annie, and Nicole all smiled. Parry had an expression that did not display any unhappiness, which was like a smile for him. Ethan had found a cup and ball toy and was eagerly playing with that. Only Edward seemed the slightest bit upset.

"Well, the ten of you have done well," Chris announced. "You've made it all the way to the merge!"

This sent different reactions throughout the campers. Beatrice looked disappointed, Bobby grinned to himself, Nicole cheered, Edward cursed silently.

"And, isn't this nice symmetry, we have an equal amount of boys and girls?" Chris exclaimed. "So from now on the boys will be sleeping in the Killer Flounder cabin and the girls will be sleeping in the Screaming Badgers Cabin. I'll give you a few minutes to settle in."

Confessional:

Beatrice-(weeping) I can't believe that I'm being separated from Lionel, just when we were getting close. But on the bright side, maybe I can make friends with some of the other girls.

Edward-Well, Nicole is still here and no doubt she's going to start rallying the girls against me. But if there's any silver lining, it's that I don't have to put up with Annie anymore.

(Girls Cabin)

Nicole, Montana, and Annie carried their bags to their new quarters. Beatrice smiled politely at them while Sooz, having finally fixed her phone, was in deep in conversation.

"Hi, you're Beatrice, right?" Annie asked.

"That's me," Beatrice said with a nod.

"Well, I've got a feeling that we'll be good friends," Annie exclaimed.

"Really?" Beatrice squealed with excitement.

"Of course, us girls have to look out for each other," Nicole added with a smile.

Annie then approached Sooz and asked, "I don't recall your name, mind helping me out?"

"Uh…I'm Sooz," Sooz mumbled without looking up.

"You can be our mate too, Sooz," Montana exclaimed.

"Thanks, but…no thanks," Sooz declined. "I've got all the friends I need right in this wonderful little device….Oh my god, Caroline just unfriended me on Facebook! How dare she do that?"

Nicole looked at Annie and shrugged.

"Gee, I hope Parry's doing alright with the guys, right," Montana said. "He's not much of a people person."

"Oh, I think he'll be fine," Beatrice assured. "Guys always get along."

(Guys Cabin)

"Welcome, new cabinmates," Edward exclaimed. "You don't know how lucky you are. If you follow my strategy I can help you get much further in the contest."

"Well, that's nice but I've been following my own strategy and it works just fine," Lionel said.

"Brute strength can hardly be called a strategy," Edward sniffed. "Now that there's no more teams you're going to need someone to support you."

"Maybe you need someone to support you, but I'm not worried," Lionel scoffed. "After all, I'm not some pampered rich boy. I'm guessing the only reason you even made it this far was by coasting off of your stronger teammates."

"Fine, reject me offer and your only chance at surviving the game," Edward sniffed. "But I'm sure…Bobby, was it...is smart enough to know a good opportunity when he hears it."

"Now you're asking the nerd for help?" Lionel laughed. "You really are desperate."

"Are you forgetting who took down Sophie?" Bobby challenged.

"The same guy who had to come to me and a couple of girls for help?" Lionel laughed.

"People, please let's just calm down," Edward tried.

"You're not the boss of me!" both Bobby and Lionel shouted.

"Well, isn't this nice," Parry muttered to Ethan.

"It is?" Ethan asked confused.

Parry just rolled his eyes.

(Mess Hall)

After getting set up in their new quarters, the ten campers arrived for breakfast. The girls sat together on one table, with Sooz off to the side. The guys sat at another table, but they all kept their distance from each other.

"As I'm sure most of you have noticed, there is no food," Chris announced.

"Oh, you're right," Ethan exclaimed in surprise.

"But we've got a very special food challenge prepared for today," Chris declared. "Very, very special."

The campers pondered which challenge Chris had in store for them.

"Oh no," Nicole exclaimed, "You don't mean…"

"That's right, it's the Brunch of Disgustingness!" Chris announced happily. "It's boys versus girls and we've got nine course of absolutely revolting food for you to stuff down your throats."

The campers look anxiously at each other.

"And, keep in mind, this is not an elimination challenge, but the winners will be receiving a trip to a five star resort," Chris declared.

The girls clapped with delight, but Parry, Ethan, and Bobby did not seem impressed.

"That's not so special," Bobby scoffed.

"I'll say, a few days at a resort can never take away then endless pain of the island," Parry added.

"What?" Lionel snapped.

"You're crazy," Edward exclaimed.

"If we win we can finally have an actual bath and shower," Lionel pointed out.

"And food that's actually been cooked by someone competent," Edward added.

"And beds that aren't stuffed with straw," Lionel continued.

"In short…" Edward began.

"…we have to win," Lionel finished.

Confessional:

Lionel-After spending so much time in the filth, I really need to wash off. And what better way to do that than in a super spa. When I get back, I'll just as gorgeous as ever.

Edward-I need to win this. I've been away from high society for too long. I need to have just a taste of what's it like to feel wealthy again.

Annie-Some of the guys seemed pretty set on winning, but I'm not going to back down. A girl like me really needs some spa time and I don't think the guys fully understand that.

"Chef, bring out the first course," Chris commanded.

Chef exited his kitchen with a trolley. He slapped a plate of green gelatin in front of each of the campers.

"Jello!" Beatrice exclaimed happily.

"Not quite," Chris corrected. "This is actually snot pudding."

Ten faces turned green.

"You mean…" Nicole didn't have to finish her sentence. "Where did you even get all this…snot?"

"From the snot bank," Chris shrugged. "If you just call, they're quite generous. You can start eating now."

Edward poked a glob of-he didn't even want to know what-that was sticking out of his dish. He wasn't the only one who was tentative about trying the dish.

"I'm not eating this," Edward eventually declared.

"Well, then we're not getting the resort," Bobby pointed out.

"No, one of you will eat it for me," Edward ordered. "It's called being a team player."

"Are they allowed to do that?" Nicole asked.

"Sure, why not?" Chris shrugged.

"Well, don't expect anyone to volunteer," Bobby pointed out.

"How about tough guy here?" Edward suggested as he gestured at Lionel.

"Sure," Lionel agreed much to the surprise of everyone else.

He leaned over with a spoon in hand. Then he paused.

"Hey, what's that?" he asked.

"What's what?" Edward asked as he leaned over to see.

Lionel grabbed the dish and shoved it in Edward's face. Though some of it splattered away, most of it ended up in his mouth. Lionel held the plate in place until Edward very painfully swallowed. As soon as Lionel let him go, he rushed to the window and started to vomit.

The girls weren't making much progress. Some of the more daring ones like Nicole and Montana had taken a spoonful out, but after seeing Edward vomit, they reconsidered eating the goo. However, Sooz was too focused on her phone conversation to even realize what was in front of her. She shoveled it into her mouth without even tasting it.

"Each team still has four platters to finish," Chris pointed out.

Edward had recovered and was now creeping up behind Lionel. He grabbed his head and shoved it face first into his own platter of snot. Lionel spluttered and struggled but Edward didn't let go.

"Eat," he ordered.

Lionel reluctantly swallowed the disgusting meal. Parry and Ethan, meanwhile, had already finished their dishes voluntarily.

"It wasn't so bad," Ethan exclaimed.

"I've had worse," Parry agreed.

"C'mon, team, we're falling behind," Montana told her team.

She grabbed the green glob in front of her and tossed it into her mouth. She cringed, but swallowed.

"Bobby, you're the last one," Edward exclaimed. "Finish it."

Bobby poked the meal which wobbled unnaturally. Bobby closed his eyes and sucked up the goo.

"And the boys win the first round," Chris exclaimed. "Now you just need to go through that eight more times."

Everyone moaned.

Confessional:

Montana-I can't believe that I ate that and we didn't even win. I'm feeling kinda sick now, right.

Edward-Lionel needs to learn his place. I don't think I dug the message deep enough, but I'll cut him a break if he doesn't try anything else.

Beatrice-I'm sure glad that I didn't eat any of that gross stuff. I don't think even a trip to a resort is worth that.

Lionel-What is Edward's problem? He's not as bad as Sophie, but he'll be getting my vote if he keeps this up.

Sooz-Why does my stomach feel so sick? What was that that I ate?

"Chef, it's time for round two," Chris announced as Chef pulled out his trolley.

This time he slapped a bowl of soup in front of the campers. The red liquid had purple tentacles wiggling about it in.

"Octopus?" Nicole exclaimed incredulously.

"Yep, if it's cooked right, it can be quite a delicacy," Chris exclaimed. "But Chef certainly did not cook it right."

After the last dish, the campers were much more eager to try this dish. Well, mostly.

"I don't think I can eat this, man," Ethan said. "Octopi are some of the coolest little critters that Mother Nature gifted us with. It feels wrong to eat."

"Ignore that feeling," Edward ordered. "It's a small sacrifice for a chance at luxury."

Beatrice was also uneasy about eating. She spun her spoon tentatively. Montana, having finished her bowl, noticed.

"C'mon, mate, you can do this," she exclaimed as she held her hand.

"Okay…" Beatrice mumbled, "I'll do this for the team."

She closed her eyes and cringed as she finished off the bowl.

"And the girls tie up the score," Chris declared. "Round three's coming up. How about some beverages?"

Chef handed everyone a tall glass full of apple juice.

"What's the deal with this?" Nicole asked suspiciously.

"It's just ordinary apple juice," Chris guaranteed. "Made from that tree."

He gestured out the window at a tree that harboured several shriveled brown apples. The campers each took a sip and all of them cringed. Annie even spat out the drink in disgust.

"That…is sour," Edward exclaimed.

"I can feel my tongue shrivelling up," Beatrice exclaimed dramatically.

"Well, you're going to have to finish them," Chris said.

Lionel spotted something in the corner and smiled. In a flash Bobby found a funnel shoved into his face.

"Time to take one from the team, nerd," Lionel mocked as he poured both his drink and Bobby's into the funnel.

Edward chipped in and tossed the other three drinks down Bobby's mouth. When the funnel was removed, Bobby's lips tightened and curled at that sour taste.

"And the boys pull ahead again," Chris declared. "The score is now two to one."

Confessional:

Bobby-Oh, that's it. Lionel is going to pay.

Edward-I don't have a problem with Lionel picking on Bobby. As long as he's not targeting me, we can get along.

Nicole-That's the guy that Beatrice likes? What does she see in him? He's immature, cocky, doesn't even have the decency to wear a shirt and cover up his gorgeous chest…wait, let me rephrase that…

"Round four: meat loaf," Chris declared. "Though it's a little overcooked."

"Heh, I forgot about it and left it in the oven over night," Chef cackled as he placed a black slice in front of each camper.

Annie took a small sample bite.

"Ow, it's sharp," she exclaimed.

Edward tried using a knife to cut his slice to no avail. Parry and Ethan, though, did not see too concerned about the meal.

"It's not so bad," Parry muttered. "In the end, all food is just tasteless ashes; this food just removes the pretense of flavour."

"That's one way of looking at it, man," Ethan shrugged.

The rest of the campers were trying to finish the meal as fast as they could. Annie crunched painfully. Edward shifted it around his mouth, trying to not taste the burnt flavour.

"And the winner of round four is…" Chris declared, "…the guys!"

"Woo," Parry exclaimed without energy; whether he meant it or not, though, only he knows.

"The guys keep the lead," Chris said. "Now, time for some jelly sandwiches."

Chef brought out ten sandwiches that had purple pink jelly oozing out the sides. Sooz took a bite and recoiled.

"What kind of jelly is this?" she exclaimed. "It burns."

"Oh, did I say jelly?" Chris replied mischievously. "I meant jellyfish."

Everyone else dared to take a bite and found that it did indeed sting. Only Parry managed to finish an entire sandwich.

"Let me guess, 'it's not so bad,'" Lionel said to him.

"Great, you can finish all of ours for us," Edward said as he piled the four sandwiches in front of Parry.

Parry looked slightly pained as he picked up another sandwich. His stomach growled in agony. Montana took note of this.

Confessional:

Montana-I had to do something to help out Parry. If he ate all those jellyfishes he could get really sick. I'm still his friend no matter what team I'm on.

"Give me that," Montana exclaimed as she swiped a sandwich from each of her teammates.

She then tossed them into the air and swallowed each one of them.

"You go, girl," Annie laughed.

"And the girls are catching up," Chris declared.

Parry sighed in relief as he put the sandwich down.

Confessional:

Parry-It's good to know that Montana is still looking out for me. I don't really care about the resort, but my team doesn't seem like it'll take losing very well.

The next few rounds went by quickly. Chef served extremely large Venus Flytraps. One of them had decided that it would rather eat Bobby instead of the opposite. The girls won that round.

Next Chef brought out a soup made up of the fur of various animals. Ethan, once again, was upset about the hurt animals, but it was Montana choking on a hair that allowed the guys to win. Then he set out some fried rat for the teams. Annie poked at hers with disgust. Edward was also very uneasy about eating something so foul.

"And the next point goes to," Chris announced, "…the girls!"

The girls cheered.

"And, would you look at that, our scores are perfectly tied," Chris exclaimed. "For the final round, it'll just be one on one. Beatrice from the girls and…Parry from the guys."

"We've got this in the bag," Lionel exclaimed. "There's nothing that Parry won't eat."

"You can do it, Beatrice," Annie exclaimed. "Just think of that amazing spa waiting for us."

"Well, Parry, I bet you think that you can handle whatever I throw at you," Chris said.

"No, I don't," Parry said. " I can think of a number of ways you could make me miserable."

"Oh…well, that takes some of the fun out of it," Chris sulked. "But, bring it in Chef."

Chef set a pair of sundaes in front of the two competitors. They were mountains of whipped cream, sprinkles, wafers, syrup, and cherries. Beatrice looked thrilled.

"Awesome!" she exclaimed.

Parry, however, was not so enthusiastic. He shook with apprehension as he looked at the vast amount of sugar in front of him.

"It looks so sweet," he shuddered.

"Just dig in," Edward ordered. "Compared to everything else you've eaten this is nothing."

Parry didn't look any more encouraged.

"This is completely unfair, right," Montana accused. "It's like it was set up to torment Parry."

"Now don't be ridiculous," Chris scoffed. "It's just a complete coincidence."

Beatrice looked ready to start eating, but she hesitated.

Confessional:

Beatrice-It's not every day I get new friends, and I don't want to lose them. Montana seems to fancy Parry and she might not like me taking advantage of his obvious weakness.

"I'm not eating it," Beatrice declared.

"What?" Chris exclaimed.

"This challenge is unfair," Beatrice pouted. "I demand that you make it more balanced for both competitors."

"Beatrice, don't be ridiculous," Nicole exclaimed. "That resort is in reach, don't blow it."

"Just listen to her," Parry said. "I'll just admit that I've lost."

"Too late," Edward exclaimed. "She said she's not eating it, she can't change her mind now."

"Alright, alright," Chris conceded. "Chef, can you whip something else up?"

"Lousy, ungrateful kids," Chef grumbled as he returned to his kitchen.

He later returned with a pair of brown drinks.

"And what's this?" Chris asked.

"Just some stuff I swept up off the floor," Chef answered. "I tossed it into the blender, and presto, you've got your next meal."

Parry and Beatrice each took a quick taste and shuddered. It was completely repulsive. Even Parry's tolerance was fading. They slowly took more sips from the foul concoction. Beatrice began to sputter and Parry hesitated. Then Beatrice pulled ahead and down the rest of the cup.

"The girls have it!" Chris announced.

The girls cheered and started hugging each other and dancing around the room. Except for Sooz who was just finishing texting.

"What did I miss, what's going on?" Sooz asked.

"We won!" Annie exclaimed.

"Oh," Sooz muttered before returning to Twitter.

Lionel and Edward were both on their knees moaning in defeat.

"Pathetic," Bobby scoffed at them.

Confessional:

Parry-I didn't really care about the prize. I figured I should repay the favour to Beatrice and let her win. Besides, I'm sure Montana will appreciate the resort.

Nicole-Beatrice sure is lucky she won that round. If she'd blown it, I would be just a little bit ticked off.

Montana-Parry is such a super guy. I hope he does okay while I'm gone.

(Dock of Shame)

The girls were all on the Boat of Losers ready to take off. Beatrice and Montana waved friendlily at Lionel and Parry. Annie waved at Edward, but it was more to mock him.

"Say goodbye to the girls," Chris said. "For the next few days they'll be enjoying gourmet food, exquisite service, and infinite luxuries; while you'll be stuck here with Chef's food and…no luxuries."

Lionel and Edward growled. Bobby just passively crossed his arms. Parry and Ethan, as usual, didn't seem affected by the defeat.

(Later)

Lionel, Bobby, Ethan, and Edward had all arrived in their cabin and were lying in their beds. Parry soon came after them. However, as soon as he opened the door a bucket was knocked onto his head. He was covered in a mixture of syrup, cream, and sugar.

"Eugh," he exclaimed in horror.

"That's what you get for losing us that challenge," Lionel mocked as the guys laughed at Parry.

Parry was too mortified to say anything.

"Maybe now you'll respect the value of a shower," Edward said snidely.

Parry turned away from the boys. He remained silent as he tried to wipe off the sugary confection. He sat in his bed and tried to block out their jeering taunts.

Confessional:

Lionel-Parry had that coming. He threw our chances at getting an escape from this hellhole.

Edward-I suppose that wasn't a very strategic move, now I've lost Parry as an ally. But I really wanted to win that resort trip.

Bobby-Just because I helped Lionel with that, doesn't mean I've forgiven him. He can pick on Parry all he wants, but I'm still going to get my revenge. I just need to bide my time.

Parry-I don't care that they did that. I was just a little shaken by the amount of sweetness. But this kind of abuse means nothing when the world is so…(tears begin to from in his eyes and he stops talking)

(Conclusion)

"Ah, wasn't that fun?" Chris exclaimed. "The girls are enjoying some luxury time and I just might join them after this wrap-up. Now that the teams have been dissolved, what new alliances will form? Who will backstab who? Or better yet, who will get to backstab first? We've got more coming up so keep watching Total…Drama…Refresh!"