Never Been Kissed 2x06; WC: 436

For gleekinpink, who requested flirtswithKurt!Blaine, and possessive!Puck Thank you Whitney Houston episode for giving me inspiration for how to finish this one. I'm not sure I did it justice, but I hope you like it. (It's in four parts…)

Because the girls had taken over the choir room, the Glee guys were sitting around the Spanish classroom trying to think of ways to beat the girls in the Mash-Up contest this year without the use of drugs.

Kurt was standing at the front of the room near the white erase board sharing his ideas with the other guys.

"Obviously for this medley to work, I'm going to have to sing lead, and of course, when you're singing Diana Ross. Bob Mackie-esque marabou feather boas are a must."

All the boys are looking at the board in confusion when Artie interrupts Kurt.

"Isn't this a lesson about opposites? I mean, you in a sequined gown and a feather boa is exactly what you'd expect."

Kurt looked at Artie like he was crazy.

"Okay, who said anything about a gown?"

"I've said it before. I'm a stud; I could totally make a dress look cool, but, babe, I don't think feathers are the way to go," Puck says looking at the picture of Kurt on the board dressed as some sort of Native American tribal chief.

Kurt smiles at his boyfriend and says, "Noah, leave the fashion aspect to me. This is my forte. The feathers are must, but no one said anything about wearing dresses."

Puck smiles and nods his head in agreement, but when he looks at the other guys in the room, he realizes they're all staring at him as if to say "Do something."

Puck sighs before turning back to stare at Kurt, who's facing the board and rearranging the things on it. He admires the view he has of his boyfriend's backside for a moment. He then clears his throat and says, "Kurt, why don't we worry about the clothes later? We already have the songs picked out, and I doubt the girls have any ideas yet, anyway."

Before anyone can comment on the fact that Puck is underestimating Rachel, he continues, "Why don't we go spy on the Garglers or something?"

"Warblers, Noah," Kurt corrects automatically.

"Garglers, warblers, whatever," Puck responded.

Kurt put down his pointer and grabbed his bag. He was too exhausted from dealing with Karofsky all day to argue with Puck.

"Fine, let's go."

Puck frowned in response to Kurt's reaction before swinging an arm over his shoulders.

"You okay, babe?"

Kurt leaned his head on Puck's shoulder and sighed. "I'm fine."

When they left, Sam pointed to the jacket in the corner of Kurt's board and said, "These jackets are nice. You think he wanted us to wear them?"

Finn spoke up, "It's lunch time. Let's go."