Ello governor/governess! Welcome to chapter…uh…14?! Wow were on 14 already?! Cool!!! Okay okay I got it, 'shut up Heza-chan and start the chapter!' here ya go then!

Disclaim: I own Naruto. Yep, seriously. And I own bob the builder, Dora the explorer, oh and I made up the rules for baseball when I was four.

Hosts

Mitsuki (Heza-chan x3)

Flower (Flowerpuff)

Hinata (Hinata)

Victims

Naruto

Sasuke, Sakura

Kiba, Shino

Temari, Shikamaru

Ino, Chouji

Tenten, Neji

Lee, Kankarou

Gaara

Everyone is in the truth or dare room. Sasuke is being strangled by Gaara. The girls except Mitsuki are getting massaged by the guys.

Flower: And why did we say it was alright for Sasuke to be strangled?

Mitsuki: It was a dare. And I quote "make Gaara strangle Sasuke cause Sasuke sucks!!! Gaara is the lord and master." End quote.

Everyone: O.o Odd…

Sakura: Hey, why do Ino and me have professionals and the rest of the girls are being massaged by well, Shikamaru, Naruto, Neji, and Shino?

Flower: Because we're special! Now be quiet, at least you get a massage okay, we could've just thrown you out the window again!
Sakura clamped her mouth shut.

Flower: Good girl.

Mitsuki: Okay Gaara, you can stop now.

Gaara: But. Fine.

Gaara releases Sasuke.

Sasuke: You…gasp…guys…gasp…suck…gasp.

Mitsuki: We know. Hey Sasuke, you have to dress up like a maid.

Sasuke: …

Sasuke is suddenly in a French maid outfit and the gang all laugh. The guys stop giving the girls massages and go and sit on the couches.

Hinata: Flower, you have to kiss Shino!

Flower kisses Shino, and they both blush.

Girls: KAWAII!!!!!!!

Ino: Hey, why is Hinata giving dares?!
Mitsuki: Well, you see, Hinata has been our accomplice so many times we have decided that she can be a host! She will still have dares, but most of the time she is able to give truths and dares!
Hinata: Yeah! So Ino, I dare you to jump out that window! Better yet, I dare you to let Blood push you! (Hinata is so Ooc, but I'm loving it lol)

Blood appears and pushes Ino out of the window.

Blood: KIBA IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!
Kiba: Yes I am.

Blood: And you better all believe it.

Naruto: BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Blood: Shut up Naruto.

Blood kisses Kiba and leaves to go torture innocent bystanders, just kidding she's going to meet up with Roxie, Saya, and Saun.

Kiba: Man she's hott.

Kankarou: But Anna's so much hotter.

Kiba: No shes not.

Kankarou: Yes she is, are you kidding? Anna is so much hotter than Blood! And her name is cuter!
Kiba: But Blood is hott! Smokin hot man! So much hotter than Anna.
Kankarou: NO SHE'S NOT!
Kiba: YES SHE IS!!!!!!
Kankarou: NO SHE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiba: YES SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kankarou: NO SHE IS NOT AND SHE NEVER WILL BE AS HOTT AS ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!

Hinata: YEAH WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW HOTT ARE FRIENDS ARE!!!!

Naruto: Your hott Hinata.

Hinata: Thank you Naruto!
Gaara: Hn.

Kankarou: Yeah what he said…uh grunted? Whatever.

Mitsuki smirks and walks up to Kankarou and Gaara.

Mitsuki: Hey guys come here.

The boys follow Mitsuki and she pushes them on a stage. Music starts to play and mics appear in the boys' hands.

Kankarou:

When this began

Gaara:

I had nothing to say

And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me

Kankarou:

I was confused

Gaara:

And I let it all out to find

That I'm not the only person with these things in mind

Kankarou:

Inside of me

Gaara:

But all the vacancy the words revealed

Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel

Kankarou:

Nothing to lose

Gaara:

Just stuck/ hollow and alone

And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own

I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real

I wanna let go of the pain I've held so long

Kankarou:

Erase all the pain till it's gone

Gaara:

I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I'm close to something real

I wanna find something I've wanted all along

Somewhere I belong

And I've got nothing to say

I can't believe I didn't fall right down on my face

Kankarou:

I was confused

Gaara:

Looking everywhere only to find

That it's not the way I had imagined it all in my mind

Kankarou:

So what am I

Gaara:

What do I have but negativity

'Cause I can't justify the way, everyone is looking at me

Kankarou:

Nothing to lose

Gaara:

Nothing to gain/ hollow and alone

And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own

I will never know myself until I do this on my own

And I will never feel anything else, until my wounds are healed

I will never be anything till I break away from me

I will break away, I'll find myself today

Both:

I wanna heal; I wanna feel like I'm somewhere I belong

I wanna heal; I wanna feel like I'm somewhere I belong

Somewhere I belong

The boys finish singing and sit back down, Mitsuki glomping Gaara; Anna coming out of nowhere and glomping Kankarou.

Anna & Mitsuki: Great job guys!

Gaara & Kankarou: Thank you.

Anna takes Kankarou's hat thing and puts it on and runs out of the room, Kankarou following.

Flower: NEXT!!!!!!

Mitsuki: Girls, we all get to beat up Sakura!!!!!!!!

Girls: YAY!!!!!!
Sakura tries to run but the girls attack her, beating her to a pulp.

Hinata: Next one is for Mitsuki and…
Kimi suddenly appears in the room.

Kimi: Ready Mitsuki?

Mitsuki: -sigh- as I'll ever be.

Kimi snaps her fingers and she and Mitsuki are both in camo bikinis, Mitsuki's is purple, Kimi's is blue.

Kimi: Black haired girls first!

Mitsuki walks out the door, muttering something about evil dares of doom.

Kimi: Hey Gaara, I dare you, when Mitsuki comes back, you have to take off your shirt and leave it off for the rest of the day!

Gaara: Hn.

Kimi leaves and Flower turns on the tv. Kimi and Mitsuki are in the middle of Konoha each with a giant pool noodle. They walk up to a guy and hit him with the noodles.

Kimi: I'm a sea monster!
Mitsuki: I'm a sea monster!
Both: We're sea monsters!!!

The girls run around hitting people with the noodles and yelling that they are sea monsters.

Everyone: O.O

Everyone bursts out laughing except the guys who think they're too cool to burst out laughing.

Flower: Hey Neji, you have to dye your hair pink.

Neji: No.

Flower: It's either that, or we cut off your hair and sell Tenten to Miroku.

Miroku appears and stares at Tenten, smiling pervertedly.

Neji: I'll be right back.

Neji goes into the bathroom, dragging Tenten with him just incase Miroku got any ideas. Sango comes in and hits Miroku and drags him away.

Sango: No good perverted groping monk…

Everyone: O.o

Mitsuki and Kimi come back in with shorts and tube tops on. Kimi nods at Gaara who takes off his shirt, and Mitsuki almost faints, but Flower catches her.

Flower: Hey, stay awake missy; you have to hug Gaara for five minutes.

Mitsuki: Am I allowed to…

Flower: NO FAINTING!
Mitsuki sighs and hugs Gaara really tight and blushes a billion shades of red, most known to mankind and several known to monkeys!

Kimi: Hey, I gotta go, I'm broke so I sold myself to Cobra.

Everyone: O.O

Kimi: NOT LIKE THAT!!!! I'M GOING TO CLEAN HIS HOUSE AND HIS GARAGE!!!!!!!!!! GETCHA MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone sweatdrops. Kakashi appears in the room, and Hinata snatches off his mask.

Kakashi: HINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hinata: YES?!
Hinata passes off the mask to Kimi who runs out of the room with it.

Kakashi: .

---ATTENTION--- This part involves a lot of swearing that I will not be typing. Kakashi has temporarily left the building for uh, safety reasons. Yeah that's it safety reasons!

Everyone: 'More like he was creeping everyone out when he had another mask under his mask.'

Flower: Hey Tenten, you've been dared to let your hair down!

Lee: YES!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!! (Lee runs over and pulls the ties out of her hair, which falls down to her middle back in waves.)
Neji: O.O WOW!!!!!!!!! (A/N Neji has come back during Kakashi's rant)

Neji runs over to Tenten and kisses her.

They end up starting a make out session and a strange figure pushes them into the M.S.R.

Naruto gang: WHO ARE YOU?!
Figure: Who am I? WHO AM I? Um…who am I?

Flower: Goodness…you're…

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Oh cliffhanger!!!!!!! That's only because I want to post this chapter and my sisters coming…sucks… well, I will not post the next chapter till I get at least…10 reviews. I know you can, so just press that little purple button!! I don't do incest yaoi or yuri and I will not do anything that should be rated R or M and nobody can die. I accept host requests, but I do apologize, 1 per customer and if you submit Oc's I will just randomly select 1. I'd just like to make a notice of this but I just checked and I'm running out of dares again! I accept ALL reviews, even anonymous, so please! Help me out!