I'm ever so sorry I took forever to update. I'm not very good at updating on time. At all. I went on vacation a month ago and I lost my ideas I had for this story o.O so so so sooooo sorry! But here you are!
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Let's Party!
Oh yeah! Guess who's back?
Wait don't guess, I'll tell you!
I'M BACK! I bet you thought I would NEVER come back because lil ole Harry Potter 'defeated' me.
Psshhh.
Tom Marvolo Riddle doesn't DO defeat.
I'm too awesome for that.
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Comments
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Cornelius Fudge says:
Who's idea of a joke is this? I blame DRACO!
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Severus Snape says:
I blame Draco too! He's always talking about how amazing he is.
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Ron Weasley says:
Yeah this is all Draco's fault!
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Albus Dumbledore says:
I hate to blame someone, but I blame Draco.
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Draco Malfoy says:
Yeah, let's all blame it one the small blond, hot one!
Pu-lease. Draco Malfoy doesn't DO pranks.
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Harry Potter says:
HA! There! You just spoke in third person using your full name! JUST LIKE THE POSTER!
Caught you red handed, didn't I?
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Ron Weasley says:
You just saved the world again, Harry!
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Voldemort says:
You guys are stupider than I thought.
That wasn't Draco you fools.
Just for thinking it was, I'm gonna go kill someone.
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Hermione Granger says:
Do you believe Harry NOW, Fudge?
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Cornelius Fudge says:
Uh, no!
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Albus Dumbledore says:
(facepalm)
No that wasn't good enough.
(facedesk)
Better.
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Voldemort says:
I don't blame him. I wouldn't even want to believe I was back.
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Chatroom #1
Title: OH MY GOD WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!
Inside-
NevilleTheNotSoBrave
CleverlyAmazing
StayingRon
NevilleTheNotSoBrave- VOLDEMORT'S BACK. Oh no! Oh MAN! Oh MERLIN!!
CleverlyAmazing- It's okay everything's gonna be fine...
StayingRon- How can you say that?! We could be next, Hermione! I can't bear to lose...my pet owls!
CleverlyAmazing- No matter how...caring...that is, we have to say calm.
NevilleTheNotSoBrave- CALM IS WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY AREN'T CALM, HERMIONE!
CleverlyAmazing- I don't know what planet you are from, but here on Earth staying calm is a GOOD THING.
StayingRon- Oh, sorry. We need to stop freaking out because I mean IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL that a GENOCIDE isn't AT ALL gonna happen! Let's STAY CALM Neville!
CleverlyAmazing- I think that was supposed to be sarcastic...
NevilleTheNotSoBrave- Me too! WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT?
CleverlyAmazing- Well NOW I am!
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What To Do When A Mass Murder Is Bound To Happen
Hello, this is Remus Lupin here to tell you what to do when you might die at any moment.
Tip #1- Stay Calm. It's best not to freak out when something like this happens. It'll probably get you killed. Or worse. Trust me.
Tip #2- Always be armed. At any moment, you could be attacked so it's best to have your wand just in case.
Tip #3- Stay close to loved ones. You'd want to die by the ones you love, right? Well unless you're heartless...
Tip #4- Don't do a Cornelius Fudge and deny everything. That just makes it harder for you to survive.
Until next time, this has been Remus Lupin with What To Do When A Mass Murder Is Bound To Happen.
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Comments
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Cornelius Fudge says:
Hey at least I don't think the world is gonna just END!
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Harry Potter says:
THAT'S THE POINT! The point is that the world might be crashing down and you're just sitting sipping your tea saying 'Oh everything's FIIINEEE!'
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Cornelius Fudge says:
How did you know I was sipping tea?!
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Harry Potter says:
I stalk you (rolls eyes).
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Draco Malfoy says:
HARRY POTTER? A STALKER? Yes! Now I've got you!
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Harry Potter says:
Ooookay....
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Okay I have to go like soon so I'll update sooner than last time, okay??! Oh and I shortened my profile by a LOT so there's less random stuff than before.