"HELLO EVERYONE!!!" Pooh Bear screamed enthusiastically, "I am SO SORRY it has taken me so long to update!!! The truth is, I'm slowly losing my interest in Naruto now that I have newly discovered Sailor Moon and Yu Yu Hakusho episodes online, and I haven't seen either of those shows since I was, what, seven or eight? So yeah, I've been spending all of my time watching those two shows that I haven't even thought about Naruto for the past month or so...But school just let out so hopefully I'll be able to update more if I don't get distracted by Sailor Moon and YYH. Anyway, let's start answering questions!" With that, Pooh Bear threw the bag of questions at Naruto, ran to the couch, and started watching the TV again.
"Are you watching the same movie?" Sasuke asked, "Shouldn't it be over since it's been about a month since you were watching it?"
"Yes, the movie is over! I'm watching Yu Yu Hakusho episodes now!" Pooh Bear said happily as she grabbed the remote to turn on the TV, "But before I start, I would like to ask if those of you asking questions and giving dares didn't give long term dares that last more than 2 CHAPTERS! If you do, most likely I will forget about it and completely forget to keep the dare going as long as you wanted me to, which is what has been happening. Thank you!" With that, Pooh Bear turned on the TV and happily began watching Yu Yu Hakusho.
Sakura:yayz my fave character give Naruto a punch on the head for me
Sasuke: Why must people hate you I mean c'mon well Im a fan(not a fangirl a fan...fangirls sicken me) HATE SOMEONE ELSE like like OROCHIMARU YEAH HATE HIM
EVERYONE:what comes to mind when I say WEASEL
"I'm glad I'm your favorite character!" Sakura said with a smile, "And don't worry, I'll be sure to wallop Naruto if he gets out of line!"
"I NEVER GET OUT OF LI-OWW!" Naruto screamed as Sakura whacked him in the back of the head.
"I don't know why people hate me, they all just hate me for no reason," Sasuke commented.
"Maybe because you're a complete asshole to everyone. That's why I hate you," Pooh Bear commented without ever taking her eyes off the TV screen.
"But that stupid three eyed guy on that show you're watching is a complete asshole to everyone, too, and people like him," Sasuke shot back.
"Stop complaining because people like Hiei more than you! Maybe people don't like you because you turned your back on Konoha to go with OROCHIMARU!" Pooh Bear screamed. Sasuke shut up after that.
"What comes to mind when you say weasel?" Ino asked.
"Itachi," everyone immediately answered.
"NEXT LETTER!" NAruto yelled.
Itachi: I dunno why... Maybe it's cause I wear baggy clothes all the time. -shrugs-
Tobi: I like you! You're so enthusiastic and happy, which is the opposite of Deidara. :'D
Pooh Bear: Sorry your oneshot is really late Pooh Bear-sama. D: I had exams and projects... I'll get it up ASAP!! I think I can get it up soon. Um, do you like angsty stories?
You like NejiSaku? T.T -sniff- You're definitely my idol.
Sasuke: I respect you a little bit for openly admitting that you have the hots for Naruto.
Sakura: I don't hate you and Itachi-san doesn't hate you! I do not see how people can hate you.
Neji: you. :) It's not my fault you're so smexy and likable. BTW, would you kill me if I touched your hair?
Naruto: You're so cute!! -blush-
"HELLO!" Pooh Bear yelled happily, "Haha, yes, Itachi is definitely bringin' SEXY BACK! I'm sure Sakura would agree, too!"
"Hn, whatever," Itachi said cooly.
"YAY! TOBI IS LIKED! TOBI LIKES YOU TOO!" Tobi yelled.
"It's okay! I know how hard it is to work on writing stories when you have so much work to do! And yes, I like angsty stories!" Pooh Bear said, "NEJISAKU IS AWESOME!!!"
"Umm...thanks..." Sasuke said, unsure how to reply, "Your turn, Sakura."
"I don't get why people hate me either!" Sakura said, "I'm a nice person!"
"NEVER TOUCH MY HAIR!!!!" Neji roared.
"Aww, thank you!" Naruto said as he blushed, "And yes, the show is named after me because I rock!"
"Tch, yeah right!" Ino yelled.
"Okay, let's just read another letter," Hana said as she began reading.
Pooh Bear: Hmm...Oh wait? I'm sorry I was busy reading how to torture Sasuke. There's a chapter named 'How to Torture Emo kids with names like Sasuke'! You should study up until I come! I'll be there soon!
Naruto: Get rid of those 2 girlfriends or I will get them myself and make you look like a little baby who bawls everynight! Sorry the book Pooh bear gave me is getting to my head.Anywho I miss you!-kisses Naruto Lips deeply and holds for 3 min-
Sasuke: As I said again, go jump in a lake and die and my question is why the hell are you freakin' !? I hate you, you !
Sakura: Hehe have fun Sakura!-winkwink- My question is if you could kill Sasuke in anyway, which would be the most painful and evil?
Tobi: TOBI GOOD BOY RIGHT!- pats Tobi on the head-
Deidara: Can I comb your hair and braid it?
"How am I pushing you?" Naruto asked, "AND DON'T BEAT ME UP!!!"
"I WILL STUDY! I can't wait for you to come so I can have help torturing Sasuke! As you can imagine, it is a VERY tiring job!" Pooh Bear said.
"Then why do it?" Sasuke asked, annoyed.
"Because, even though it is tiring, it is very rewarding! Naruto, you're next!" Pooh Bear said.
"But I don't want to get rid of them!" Naruto screamed. Suddenly, the girl who was just yelling at Naruto appeared and kissed him deeply before disappearing again.
"Dude, I think she's bipolar," Kiba whispered to Shino, who nodded his head in agreement.
"WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU?" Sasuke screamed.
"Don't worry, I will, hehe," Sakura said with a blush, "Umm...I wouldn't want to kill him in a painful way, I wouldn't be able to do that!"
Someone suddenly appeared and patted Tobi on the head.
"YES! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! Deidara-senpai, it's your turn!" Tobi yelled.
"No, yeah," Deidara said simply.
"YAY! SPEAKERS! NOW I CAN WATCH YYH IN SURROUND SOUND!" Pooh Bear squealed happily as she set up the speakers.
"Next letter!" Hana yelled.
Every girl in the room has to wear nothing but, silk lingerie and the boys are free to stare. Plus they can't hit anybody but, the boys cannot touch the girls for the rest of the chapter. Oh when I mean every giirl I also mean(I'm so sorry) POOH BEAR!
"EEEKKK!" Hinata screamed as she realized that she was only wearing light blue silk lingerie. She passed out soon after screaming.
"OMG, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO HINATA!" Ino screamed as she attempted to cover herself up, failing horribly.
"I feel so...violated..."Tenten said as she sat down and pulled her knees to her chest to cover up most of her body.
"Same here," Tsunade said as she glared at all of the guys in the room who were staring at her.
"Ugh, I can't wait until this chapter is over," Temari said as she tried to cover herself up.
"Oh, it isn't that bad," Sakura said as she leaned against Itachi.
"I agree, it isn't that bad," Pooh Bear said.
"Why don't you take the blanket off and then say that, Pooh Bear!" Temari said. Pooh Bear glared at Temari and pulled the blanket up to her neck as she continued to watch TV.
"Hey, why do you get a blanket?" Hana asked.
"YEAH! Give us one, too!" Kurenai demanded.
"NO! Only I get a blanket! And Hinata, because if she doesn't get one, she'll pass out again," Pooh Bear said as she gave a blanket to Hinata who was just waking up.
"I d-don't like this d-dare at all," Hinata stuttered as she covered herself with the blanket.
"Well I LOVE IT!" Jiraiya said as he continued to stare at Tsunade, who continued to glare at Jiraiya.
"Let's just read the next letter," Shizune said.
Anyway, on with the questions!
Shikamaru: What word do you like better, What a drag or How Troublesome?
Sasuke: This isn't an question, it's an answer for before, the Uchihas are called theives because of their Sharingan. Hey, I read this off a book, don't get mad at me for telling the truth! And I hate you!
Tsunade: How did you get into gambling?
Tobi: Here is some marbles, spread them across the floor!
Shizune: How hard is it being the assitant of Tsunade?
And how could I forget to ask this? EVERYONE: HOW DID YOU LIKE MY SNAKE?
And I always wanted to do this! (Run out a door from the walls, spears Sasuke, then gets up spears Naruto, and spears Kiba as well and runs out the same door!)
From the crazy as ever SwordofMagus! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Did we like your snake?" Ino asked.
"NO!" Everyone screamed.
"I like troublesome better, because it describes everything better," Shikamaru said in a bored tone.
"Umm...okay?" Sasuke said, once again unsure of how to answer.
"I was around people who gambled a lot when I was younger, and I just picked it up," Tsunade said as she continued to glare at Jiraiya.
"YAY! MARBLES!" Tobi yelled as she started to put them all on the floor.
"Hey, what are thos-OWW!" Naruto said as she walked towards Tobi and slipped on all of the marbles and fell.
"NARUTO! YOU IDIOT!" Sakura yelled.
"Shizune, just go," Tsunade said.
"It is VERY difficult! She refuses to listen to reason or do anything she is supposed to do!" Shizune practically screamed.
"WE HATED THE SNAKE!" Everyone screamed at once.
Suddenly, someone ran through the door and speared Sasuke, Naruto, and Kiba.
"OWW!" The three yelled as the person left.
"Umm, of COURSE I knew what a spear was, hehehe," Pooh Bear said as she laughed nervously, "Buh-bye! NEXT LETTER!"
Naruto: you already answered it so it doesn't matter(plus i'm too lazy to go back and see)
Neji: god, PMS much...
Sakura: because you are useless and deserve to die. nothing u do can change my mind. this should be your atitude:
you don't like me,
theres nothing i can do.
NEWSFLASH !
I don't live to please you!
not:
omg! she doesn't like me, i'll go cry myself to sleep in a corner!
Kisame: katy wants to know if ur related to a squid...
"YAY! I knew I answered the question!" Naruto yelled triumphantly.
"I do NOT PMS!" Neji yelled.
"I just wanted to know why you hated me...it isn't nice to hate people for no reason," Sakura said.
"You hated Naruto and Lee for no reason," Tenten pointed out, which shut Sakura up immediately.
"I am not related to a squid..." Kisame said slowly, wondering exactly how sane this Katy girl was, if she was sane at all.
"Okay, I understand how you could get Kanky and Mr. Kitty Ears, and I even understand Dancingleaf-" Kankuro said as he was cut off.
"Oh yeah, Dancingleaf makes so much sense because we all know that you're just such a great dancer," Temari said sarcastically.
"Exactly! But I don't get how you can call me SHERWIN WILLIAMS!" Kankuro yelled.
"Just shut up and read another letter," Temari ordered as she shoved the bag of letters to her brother.
Don't worry i'll find a good NarutoXGaara for you.
Ten-Ten: Here are three darts use them wisely.
Temari: YOU ARE SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN INO!
Kankuro: you may be stupid but your smart.
Sasgay: Yes you are a thing. tickle mosters 100-105 attack
To all the girls I give you chocolate.
bye bye boos
Babygaara lover
"YAY! Thank you!" Pooh Bear squealed happily.
"Thanks!" Tenten said as she immediately threw one at Neji and one at Gai, making them both yelp in pain.
"Why thank you," Temari said with a grin as Ino fumed.
"YEAH! I may be stupid but I am smart!" Kankuro yelled.
"What does that even mean?" Temari asked.
"It's a paradox," Gaara stated.
"A pair-a-who?" Kankuro asked.
"Just go, Uchiha," Gaara ordered.
"I am not a thi-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sasuke started laughing as the tickle monsters attacked.
"Wow, are we already up to 100 tickle monsters?" Pooh Bear asked, "And CHOCOLATE!"
"YAY!" All of the girls yelled as they started eating, "THANKS BABYGAARALOVER!"
Alright time for dares
Naruto: I dare you to kiss Gaara
Also Ladyies between these three choices which boy would you like to be turned into a baby for one hour. I will provide a craddle, baby clothes, diapers, bottles and pacifiers, baby formula, toys and a play pen. even teething rings if need.
the choices are: Gaara, Kiba or Naruto.
think hard ladies about your choices of course they all wont now how to use chakra. they will be babies.
babygaaralover.
"WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO KISS GAARA!" Naruto yelled.
"It's either Gaara or Sasuke," Pooh Bear said.
"Hmm...that's tough..." Naruto said.
"Sasuke will try to kiss you more if you choose him," Ino pointed out.
"GAARA IT IS!" Naruto yelled.
"WHA-" Gaara began, but he was cut off when Naruto pressed their lips together before quickly pulling away and running form an angry Gaara.
"Gaara, stop trying to kill Naruto so we can asnwer the next question! I SAY GAARA!" Temari yelled.
"Hmm...it would be interesting to see Gaara as a baby and not dangerous at all. Gaara!" Ino said. Hinata noded her head to agree with Gaara.
"I think Gaara, too," Tenten said.
"GAARA!" Pooh Bear yelled.
"I think Naruto, so then he'll shut up for once," Sakura said.
"Yeah, Naruto," Tsunade said.
"I say Gaara. Naruto would probably be even LOUDER as a baby!" Shizune said. Anko, Hana, and Kurenai agreed with Shizune and said Gaara.
"I don't want to be a ba-" Before Gaara could finish, he was transformed into a baby.
"AWW, HE'S SO CUTE!" All of the girls squealed as they took turns playing with Gaara.
"Next letter!" Naruto ordered.
Hey everyone! SwordofMagus is here! So here we go!
Tobi: Here is a jack-in-the-box. Don't put your face too close to it! And also do you know who is the Yondaime? (Makes a sly smirk)
Naruto: How many ramen can you eat? (Sends a thousand ramen cups) Because if you eat these thousand ramens, I'll puke!
Itachi: Is it true that you killed your best friend?
Ino: Kiss Shikamaru, because I know that will spark some chaos!
Gaara & Hinata: Kiss for however long you two want to. You two are so cute! Kiba stay out of this or I'll spear you again, you know what I'll do that right NOW! (Appears from the same door and breaks Kiba in half!) (Metaphorically speaking)
Sasuke:...I hate you. (While still in the room, goes to Sasuke and kicks him in the family jewels! a.k.a balls and leaves from the same door)
Kankuro: If a locker slams in a hallway and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? What is the sound of one hand clapping? If someone gives you a lemon, how do you make orange juice? And if any one want to know why I'm asking these question to Kankuro is to make him suffer as he thinks for the answers. But if someone else what to answer them, go right ahead!
Pooh Bear: Bring in Hidan of the Akatsuki! That guy is the best! And torture Sasuke as he wollows in pain. Please?
Everyone: What would be better?: A Dragon or a Tiger? And speaking of which, (Cuts both palms, makes several handsigns, then slams both hands on the ground and summons a giant Dragon and a giant Tiger) And just like before, these two are indestructible, but this time, they will disappear in 60 minutes! Now the only two who won't be attacked are Naruto because he has to eat his ramen and Pooh Bear Is My Hero because she the author, but that insurance policy will fly out the window if you do anything to get in the way! Chaos will prevail, where I have failed! (I'll give a cookie to anyone who knows the person who says this line.)
PS: I always wanted to say that line. And just to make you guys mad, Because I know this will, I guess I'll send ANOTHER SNAKE!
WARNING: This letter will now engulf into flames in 5...4...3...2...1, good bye!
"YAY! TOBI LIKES THIS JACK-IN-THE-BOX!!! And why can't Tobi put his face to clo-" At that moment the Jack-in-the-box popped out and smashed into Tobi's face, for Tobi did not heed the warning not to put his face near it.
"Aww, Tobi's unconscious. How sad, yeah," Deidara said sarcastically.
"Now he can't blurt out stupid things anymore!" Kisame pointed out.
"Let's hope he stays like that for the rest of the chapter, yeah," Deidara said.
"I LOVE RAMEN! I CAN SO EAT THOUSANDS OF CUPS OF RAMEN! BRING IT ON!" Naruto screamed. And with that, the thousasnds of cups of ramen appeared in the room...right on top of Jiraiya.
"RAMEN!" Naruto yelled as he dove into the pile of ramen and began eating.
"Itahci, it's your turn," Kakashi said as he read his book, trying to ignore the disgusting eating noises Naruto was making.
"Yes, I killed my best friend so I could obtain the Mangekyou Sharingan," Itahci stated simply.
"Ino-pig, it's your tu-" Sakura began, but stopped as soon as she noticed Ino was already in the middle of completing her dare.
"HEY! GET OFF OF HIM!" Temari screamed as she ran over to Ino and pulled her off of Shikamaru.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Ino screamed as she slapped Temari, making her even angrier and causing the two to get into a very heated fight.
"We'll just let them settle that on their own. In the mean time, it's Hinata and Gaara's turn," Kakashi said. Hinata began blushing as she realized what the dare was. It's not that she minded kissing Gaara, it's just that she didn't want to do it while wearing very revealing lingerie. Gaara realized this, and simply explained that everyone should go to the next person because they wouldn't be kissing at all. But before the next eprson went, SwordofMagus appeared and speared Kiba once again, but he didn't leave this time.
"Sasuke, your turn," Pooh Bear said quickly as she continued watching the TV.
"I still don't get why all of you people hate m-OWWWW!" Sasuke screamed as SwordofMagus came up and kicked him in a very sensitive place, causing Sasuke to fall on the ground in pain as SwordofMagus left, laughing the whole time.
"Kankuro, your turn," Lee stated.
"If a locker makes a sound when no one is around then it is heard by the birds, but no one else! The sound of one hand clapping is a watermelon. If you get a lemon you make orange juice by throwing the lemon against a tree. Err...or maybe you throw it against a pole? Or maybe a wall...or it could be a taco that you have to throw it against..." Kankuro said as he continued to think of how to make orange juice out of lemons.
"Kankuro, you're an idiot," Gaara stated simply, "First of all, how could a locker make a sound if no one is around to push it in order to make a sound?"
"And the sound of one hand clapping is not a watermelon," Temari said as she slapped Ino ahrd across the face, "It is a cucumber."
"And if you have a lemon you make orange juice by trading the lemon with someone for an orange," Shikamaru said as he sat on the couch and began watching YYH with Pooh Bear, for he had nothing better to do.
"It's your turn, Pooh Bear," Shizune said.
"The truth is, I would bring in Hidan, but I don't know his character that well. Maybe later on in the story when I know his character better I will. That's also why I didn't bring in Sasori. I don't know his character very well yet. As soon as I find out what their characters are like, I'll bring them in," Pooh Bear said, "And don't worry, I'll continue to torture Sasuke." With that, Pooh Bear took one of the steaming hot cups of ramen from the giant pile on top of Jiraiya and poured it on top of Sasuke.
"OOOOWWWWWWW! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Sasuke screamed in agony.
"I was asked to torture you while you wallowed in pain," Pooh Bear said.
"SO?" Sasuke asked, "They didn't dare you, just asked you!"
"But he said please!" Pooh Bear shot back as she sat down on the couch again to watch TV, "Now everyone, answer the next question."
"DRAGONS ARE BETTER!" All of the boys in the room, with the exception of Shikamaru who didn't care, screamed.
"TIGERS ARE BETTER!" All of the girls in the room, with the exception of Pooh Bear who was busy watching TV, screamed.
"DRAGONS!"
"TIGERS!"
"DRAGONS!"
"TIGE-" Before the girls could finish, a giant dragon, tiger, and snake appeared and began rampaging through the room.
"MY LEG! IT BROKE MY LEG!" Kankuro yelled.
"Kankuro, that's your NECK!" Termari yelled at her brother.
"SAME THING!" Kankuro yelled.
And so, the dragon, tiger, and snake began chasing everyone in sight except for Naruto, Pooh Bear, and Jiraiya, for Jiraiya was stuck under the pile of ramen.
"POOH BEAR! YOU'RE THE AUTHOR! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!" Sakura screamed as she was sent flying across the room by the dragon.
"I think not. As long as they stay away from the TV, they can stay as long as they want to," Pooh Bear said. And so, this chaos continued for the next hour.
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"I'M DONE! ALL OF THE RAMEN! I ATE IT ALL! WOAH! What happened to you guys?" Naruto asked as he looked around the room at everyone who was collapsed on the floor, with the exception of Pooh Bear, who was watching TV, and Jiraiya, who Naruto was standing on.
"Dragons," Ino managed to say, "Bad dragons."
"Tigers...evil tigers...and snakes!" Kiba yelled from where he was laying.
"Hmm...LET'S READ ANOTHER LETTER!" Naruto yelled. Everyone groaned in response.
Naruto: Can you be my lil bro's best friend?
Sakura: Can you teach me a medical jutsu in this chapter?
Sasuke: Why you're my friend's fav character is beyond me, so, will you be my friend's friend?
Kakashi: Can you kill my Earth Science teacher and become my teacher?
Ino: Go kiss Chouji. I like to tourcher you and I love InoxCho.
Shikamaru: Here are some more ear-numbing pills. Enjoy!
Chouji: Hi.
Hinata: Ok, this is where I want you to make your choice, who do you like best, Gaara, Kiba, or Naruto? PLEASE PICK GAARA!!
Kiba: I think my dog has a crush on Akamaru.
Shino: Can you give me one of your bugs?
Neji: Hm.. what to ask, what to ask... Go kiss Shino. (Sorry Shino!!)
Tenten: GO LEEXTENTEN!!
Lee and Gai: Ok, my brother loves your Taijutsu and will you teach it to him as a surprise? I get my daily dose of Taijutsu in karate, which I'm almost a black belt in:)
Haku: Your heart is a pure as snow, don't ever change.
Zabuza: Can I have a carbon copy of your sword?
To All of Akatsuki: I dare you to tell me who your leader is!
Tobi: -gives Tobi treat- TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
Deidara: Will you be my friend's brother?
Itachi: -bows- I highly respect you for making Sasuke go through that torcher! Please tell me the genius behind it all!
Kisame: GO BIG FISHY! (That's what my bro calls you!)
To all: Anyone who dilikes me, say so. All who do like me, say so:)
Pooh Bear: Your great story has inspired me to write my own ask the characters Prince of Tennis Style. I would be pleased if you read mine and asked the characters a question or two.
"THANK YOU! That is awesome that we have the same B-Day! Unfortunately, I can't let them all go to your house because then there would be no story...BUT YOU CAN HAVE NEJI!" Pooh Bear yelled happily.
"WHA-" Neji began before he was poofed away to leafninja95's house.
"I'D LOVE TO BE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER'S BEST FRIEND!" Naruto yelled happily, "Sakura!"
"Umm I g-" "SURE SHE CAN! SHE'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW!" Pooh Bear interrupted as she snapped her fingers and Sakura disappeared to the same place Neji disappeared to.
"YOUR TURN TEME!" Naruto screamed.
"Umm...sure, I'll be your friend's friend," Sasuke said, "Sensei?"
"I'm sorry, I can't kill your teacher without a good reason," Kakashi explained.
"KISS CHOUJI? BUT I LIKE SHIKAMARU!" Ino said as she was pushed against Chouji and forced to kiss him by Temari.
"Thanks, I could really use these," Shikamaru said as he took the pills.
"Umm...hi," Chouji said as Ino finally wriggled free of Temari's grasp, got off of Chouji and attacked Temari.
"W-Who do I like best? Umm...c-can I just n-narrow it down now?" Hinata asked.
"Sure," Pooh Bear sighed.
"Umm...either G-Gaara or K-Kiba," Hinata whispered, "I still haven't decided who though...Your turn, Kiba."
"Umm...that's nice to know...what kind of dog is it?" Kiba asked.
"You may not have one of my bugs," Shino said quickly.
"We need to bring Neji back to do the next dare," Asuma said. Pooh Bear snapped her fingers as Neji appeared directly in front of Shino. So close, in fact, that their lips were already touching.
"EWWW!" Both boys screamed as they pulled away from each other.
"Tenten, your turn," Pooh Bear said.
"YES! GO LEExTENTEN!" Tenten screamed as she hugged Lee.
"SURE! WE WOULD LOVE TO TEACH YOUR BROTHER, RIGHT LEE?" Gai asked.
"OF COURSE SENSEI! AND CONGRATS ON ALMOST BEING A BLACK BELT!" Lee said as he did the nice guy pose, "Umm, Haku?"
"Haku? Oh right, I forgot he was here..." Pooh Bear said a sshe remembered back a few chapters ago when the spirits of Haku and Zabuza were brought into the room.
"I'll try my best to never change," Haku said," Zabuza, I believe it is your turn."
"No, you may not have a copy of my sword," Zabuza stated.
"Hn, we aren't telling who our leader is," Itachi stated.
"Yeah, the only one in Akatsuki who would be stupid enough to reveal our leader's identity is Tobi because he doesn't fear what the leader will do to him, and he's knocked out right now, yeah," Deidara said.
"But it's a dare, you guys have to do it," Ino said.
"We're bad guys, since when do we follow the rules?" Kisame asked.
"You know, considering the situation, I think we can let this one go. They don't have to answer questions about their leader i they don't want to," Pooh Bear said, "TOBI!"
"He's unconscious, yeah," Deidara said, "So I guess I'll go then. Sure, I'll be your friend's brother, yeah."
"Hn, thanks. If you want to torture someone like that, just learn how to use the Mangekyou Sharingan," Itachi stated.
"...Big...Fishy?" Kisame asked hesitantly, "I don't even want to know."
"WE LIKE YOU! WE REALLY DO!" Naruto yelled.
"You're troublesome," Shikamaru said.
"Don't be offended, he says that to everyone! We do like you, though!" Ino said happily. Everyone agreed with Ino that they liked leafninja95.
"I'm glad I have inspired you to write a story! I would love to read it and I'll be sure to ask them some questions!" Pooh Bear said happily, "NEXT LETTER!"
um... could you insert some bedrooms just to make things intruiging? I don't have any requests really, but at least do ligical fanpairings if possible.
"Bedrooms? Sure," Pooh Bear said a sshe snapped her fingers and three doors appeared, all leading to a bedroom. "Logical fanpairings? Most of these are logical I think...some o them may seem a little unlikely but I can see things like ItachixSakura and GaaraxHinata happening..." Pooh Bear said thoughtfully.
Everyone: Say ur catch phrases (if u have one, if u don't create one now!)
Naruto: Teach the other boys ur sexy no jutsu
Guys: Use the sexy no jutsu in front of the girls (muhahahaha) also what would you look like if you were a girl?
Pooh Bear: If u had to kiss either sasuke or a rotting corpse who would u choose?
Girls: If u could would u build the perfect boyfriend for u from scratch or take the faults of the one u already got? (If u chose from scratch what would he look and act like?)
Hinata: U rule so much and r my all time fav! but u got to get ur head and heart together! ur like a sis to me and i definately kno Kiba is NO good for u! u hav always liked naruto and now he likes u so think bout it! HinaNaru 4EVER!
love u guys!
Myra-chan
"BELIEVE IT!!! Or DATTEBAYO!!!" Naruto screamed, "I like them both!"
"Hn," Sasuke said.
"Umm...I don't think I have one," Sakura said.
"Yes, you do. It's 'Sasuke-kun'," Pooh Bear informed her.
"Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, Billboard-Brow, because if you hadn't noticed, you used to say his name every three seconds!" Ino screamed.
"SHUT UP INO-PIG!" Sakura yelled.
"This is so troublesome," Shikamaru sighed.
"I don't think I have a catchphrase...IS THAT FOOD? FOOD!!!" Chouji screamed as he pointed to Naruto who had a cup of ramen. Naruto attempted to hide the ramen but Chouji had already pounced on him to get it and the two began fighting over the ramen.
"A catch phrase? I don't think I have one..." Kiba said as he pondered this.
"Umm...I b-believe mine is N-Naruto-kun," Hinata whispered, "B-Because I used t-to say that a l-lot."
"...I do not have a catch phrase and have no intention of making one," Shino stated simply.
"A CATCHPHARSE? WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF THOSE?" Kankuro screamed.
"You don't buy them, Kankuro! You make them up yourself! I really don't think I have one either, and I'm really not in the mood to make one up," Temari stated.
"THEN I'LL MAKE YOU ONE! Let's see, your catchphrase can be 'cabinet', Temari, and mine will be...umm...FLYING TURTLES!" Kankuro yelled, "Your turn Gaara!"
"Kill...I must kill," Gaara whispered to himself. He was starting to have a panic attack because he hadn't killed anyone in over a month.
"DO NOT KILL PEOPLE GAARA! YOU MUST BE YOUTHFUL!" Lee yelled.
"YES! WE WILL MAKE THE UNYOUTHFUL GAARA YOUTHFUL!" Gai screamed, "I bet you wish you could do that, eh Kakashi?"
"Hmm? Sorry, what were you saying? I got lost on the road of life..." Kakashi said in a bored tone.
"CURSE YOU AND YOUR HIPNESS KAKASHI!" Gai screamed. It was at this point that Lee was trying to help Gaara become youthful, but Gaara just pushed him away.
"Neji, I believe it's your turn," Kakashi said.
"I don't really have one..." Neji stated.
"THEN I'LL MAKE ONE FOR YOU! Neji...your catchphrase is...MOTHER GOOSE!" Kankuro declared, "And Kiba, you said you didn't have a catchphrase, so yours is...PURPLE PURSES!"
"Umm...I don't think I have one eith-" "THEN I SHALL MAKE ONE FOR YOU AS WELL!" Kankuro yelled, cutting off Tenten, "Tenten, your catchphrase will be...stripedy socks."
"Umm...thanks..."Tenten said slowly.
It was at this moment that Anko, Kurenai, Asuma, and Hana all realized they didn't have catchphrases, so Kankuro decided to make catchphrases for them as well.
"Let's see...Anko, yours can be Aaron Carter. Kurenai, yours can be Nick Carter. Asuma, yours can be Orville Redenbacher! And Hana, yours can be...the number 72," Kankuro declared.
"Tsunade, it's your turn," Sakura said.
"I DON'T CARE! I WANT MORE SAKE!" Tsunade roared.
"TSUNADE-SAMA!" Shizune began, "YOu cannot have sake until after we get out of here and after you finish your paperwork!"
"Hmph, fine. JIRAIYA! YOU STILL HAVE TO GO!" Tsunade screamed.
"My catchphrase? I don't ahve a specific one, I just talk about women and doing research a lot, hehe," Jiraiya said.
"Ugh, why doesn't Akatsuki go now," Kurenai suggested.
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi yelled, finally waking up.
"Great, he's awake," Kisame said.
"Hn," Itachi replied," Deidara, do your catchphrase."
"Art is a bang, yeah," Deidara stated happily.
"I don't think I hav-" "I WILL MAKE ONE FOR YOU AS WELL!" Kankuro yelled, interrupting Kisame, "Your catchpharse is maroon calculator."
"Okay...Naruto, it's your turn," Pooh Bear said.
"Teach them my sexy jutsu? Okay!" Naruto yelled, "So, here's what you do..."
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"AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT! Now, we have to do it in front of the girls!" Naruto declared.
"Troublesome," Shikamaru said as he sat down for he decided not to participate, but a few seconds later Naruto pulled him up next to him.
"READY? One...two...THREE!" Naruto yelled as all o the guys did their sexy jutsu.
"EWWWWW! NARUTO!!!" Sakura screamed as she marched past every guy to Naruto and whacked him in the head, changing him back to normal.
"OWW! I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO DID IT YOU KNOW!" Naruto yelled.
"BUT YOU TAUGHT THEM!" Sakura shot back, "SASUKE! KAKASHI-SENSEI! ENOUGH!" Sakura yelled as she whacked Sasuke and Kakashi in the back of the head like she did to Naruto, causing them to change back as well.
"LEE! NEJI! ENOUGH!" Tenten screamed as she used some of the bricks she had recieved in previous chapters to throw at them. For Gai, she used the brick and her remaining dart from earlier. The three changed back quickly.
"Gaara...Kankuro...stop it RIGHT now!" Temari said slowly as she whacked both of them with her fan.
"EWW! STOP IT YOU GUYS!" Ino screamed at the boys on her team. The guys stopped, for they didn't feel like listening to Ino scream at them.
"JIRAIYA!!! STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!" Tsunade roared as she punched Jiraiya.
"Hey, what happened to Hinata?" Ino asked as she pointed to Hinata, who was currently lying unconscious on the ground.
"I think she passed out," Sakura said, "ALL RIGHT! KIBA, SHINO, THAT'S ENOUGH!" Sakura yelled, "Itachi, YOU TOO!"
"EVERYONE needs to change back to normal, NOW!" Tsunade roared, and everyone did as she said if they hadn't changed back yet.
"Wait, if you wanted to know what we looked like as girls, then why didn't you just come down here and watch us do the sexy jutsu?" Naruto asked.
"For once, the dobe has a point," Sasuke said.
"I have my moments," Naruto said happily.
"I'll just send her pictures of all of you guys as girls through my phone," Pooh Bear said as she began sending the pictures.
"You took pictures of them as girls?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, because I didn't feel like taking seven or eight pages to explain what each guy looked like as a girl. Yes, I know I'm very lazy, but it's 11:36 PM and I'm tired and have almost no idea what's going on right now but I want to finish this chapter!" Pooh Bear informed everyone, "Now, whoever is next, GO!"
"Umm...you're next," Ino said slowly.
"Oh...right. I would choose Sasuke over a rotting corpse because I would rather kiss a guy who is alive, no matter who they may be, over some dead guy...especially a rotting dead guy..." Pooh Bear said thoughtfully, "And honestly, Sasuke isn't a horrible person...Wait a minute, WHAT AM I SAYING? This lack of sleep must be getting to my head...I'm going to bed...Tobi's in charge while I'm asleep." And with that, Pooh Bear fell asleep on the couch, leaving everyone at the mercy of Tobi.
"Why? Why did you have to put HIM in charge, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"BECAUSE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! WHO WANTS TO MAKE TOAST?" Tobi yelled.
"Why don't we just have the girls answer their question..." Kisame suggested.
"OKAY!" Tobi yelled happily.
"I don't think I would want to make a perfect boyfriend because I would get fed up with him eventually. I'll stick with Itachi!" Sakura said happily.
"I'm with Billboard-Brow on this one, I wouldn't make a perfect boyfriend either. I would get bored with him," Ino said.
"I-I wouldn't want to m-make a perfect b-boyfriend either. W-We should accept e-everyone the way t-they are," Hinata stuttered.
"Yeah, having a perfect boyfriend would get annoying after a while," Tenten agreed.
"Yeah, who wants to go out with someone that's perfect? They would get very annoying, very fast," Temari said.
"I agree, I wouldn't want a perfect boyfriend either," Shizune said.
"Yeah, the perfect boyfriend for me would get on my nerves..." Tsunade admitted.
"Same here," Anko agreed.
"Yeah, I suppose a perfect boyfriend would get annoying after a while," Hana said. Kurenai nodded her head in agreement.
"Hinata, your turn," Tenten said.
"K-Kiba could be good for m-me," Hinata began, "He h-has always been there f-for me and s-supported me and l-loved me w-when N-Naruto ignored m-me and...and...I l-love K-Kiba-kun," Hinata whispered.
"Wait, did HInata just choose what guy she wants to be with?" Ino asked.
"I'm not sure...I think we were just hearing things..." Tenten said.
"N-No, I c-choose K-Kiba," Hinata stuttered as Kiba smiled and hugged the girl, who blushed in return.
"THE WORLD'S GOING TO END! HINATA CHOSE A GUY!" Lee screamed. While everyone freaked out about this, Gaara sat alone in a corner with a broken heart, inwardly crying over losing the girl he loved and plotting a way to kill Kiba and win her back.
"Anyway, I think this last comment is directed to Pooh Bear," Shizune said, "Someone wake her up."
"I WILL!" Naruto yelled as he ran over to the couch and tipped it, causing Pooh Bear to roll off the side and wake up.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT! TOBI IS IN CHARGE, NOT ME!" Pooh Bear screamed.
"Are we going to bring in Sai?" Naruto asked.
"Not now, I don't know his character that well. Now let me SLEEP!" Pooh Bear screamed as she went back to sleep on the floor next to the couch.
"NEXT LETTER!" Naruto screamed in Pooh Bear's ear.
"I'm not going to get any sleep, am I?" Pooh Bear asked.
"Nope," Naruto said with a grin.
"Fine, read the letter," Pooh Bear said.
WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS AHEAD! POTENTIAL SPOILERS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Dear Naruto Cast,
Sasuke: You are awsome! I don't get why people hate you so much. (Even though you are gay.)
snaps fingers there, now all torturing, chasing, etc. is gone for now. Just for amusement purposes, I'm sending you the book called Finding your true self: Are you really insane? 50 ways to learn if you are or not. (no offense meant)Also, I like your hair just the way it is.
Naruto: You are awsome as well! Here are so ramen! And you need to eat some veggies too! So unless you eat the veggies, you don't get the ramen.
Sakura: I like you more in the Shippuden, because you become stronger, not mooning over Sasuke. You're the kind of girl I want to be.
Inner Sakura: You're really funny; I like it that way:D
Ino: You're an alright character. I also like you more during the shippuden.
Kakashi: You are one of my favorite characters. Here, for your own good, I'll take away all your Icha Icha Paradise books, and give you the EXTREME copy of the Icha Icha Paradise seris.:D
Jiriya: Why did you choose to summon toads? (Just out of curiosity) Also, did you like Tsunade better when she was a genin, or a full grown ninja?
Tsunade: It's so cool that you're a medic ninja! Can you please take me as your apprentice? I'll give you a ton of sake!
Shizune: Say hi to Ton Ton for me, ok?
Asuma, Kurenai: You two belong together, face it.
Neji, Hinata: You guys are really cool! Does the white color of your eyes affect your vision?
Itachi: You are the coolest character in all of Naruto! I'm glad that you're happy with Sakura. Hope you guys will be happy forever!
Kisame: Here's a bunch of sushi.
Deidare: I feel bad for you, so I'll give you a pair of super strong earplugs.
Tobi: are you actually Obito? (a very popular rumor among the people)
Kiba: Here's some dog food for akamaru!
The sand sibs: you guys are so strong! (excluding kankuro) Are you guys the strongest in the village?
spoilers:
-rumor: Yondaime is the leader of akatsuki
-fact: Sasuke kills Orochimaru (in shippuden manga)
-fact: Naruto will develop a new rasengon jutsu known as shurikan rasengon
-fact: Akamaru will grow extremely big
-Garra will become kazekage
-The akatsuki will have the bijus: two tailed cat, four tailed dog, three tailed turtle, one tailed badger
-Gaara will die, then brought back to life
Everyone: have you ever thought of using fangirls as a weapon? what type of cookies do you like the most? (choji, i know you like them all; pick one)
also, you each get one favorite item from me. wish it, you got it.
Pooh Bear: Can I call you Ashley? And doesn't that book title I gave Sasuke sound familiar? (wink, wink) I'm a fan of your fan fics! they're awsome.
Sorry if that was too long.
Mandy
"Thanks, I don't get why people hate me either. And I'm not gay, I'm bisexual," Sasuke stated.
"No more torturing Sasuke for now? Then why am I awake?" Pooh Bear asked, "It's boring if we can't torture him."
Suddenly, the book Finding Your True Self: Are You Really Insane? 50 Ways To Learn If You Are Or Not appeared and landed in Sasuke's lap.
"No...no...NO! IT'S FOUND ME! GET IT AWAY!" Sasuke screamerd as he threw the book down on the ground, only to have Pooh Bear pick it up. (A/N: You may not really get this part of the fic if you haven't read my other fic: Finding Your True Self: Are You Really Insane)
"Hmm...this book looks familiar...Where have I seen this before..." Pooh Bear asked herself as she began to think, "Oh, THAT'S RIGHT! This is the book I gave you to read because you're insane! I LOVE This book! Let's read one of the tips...#2: You know you are insane if you believe you are a mythical tomato god..."
"SASUKE WAS RUNNING AROUND TOWN A WHILE AGO CLAIMING TO BE A TOMATO GOD!" Naruto yelled.
"That's right! I remember that! I got it all on tape, hehe. SASUKE'S INSANE!" Pooh Bear yelled.
"I AM NOT! THAT BOOK PROVES NOTHING!" Sasuke shot back.
"It proves you are insane!" Pooh Bear declared, "Naruto, your turn!"
"RAMEN! I PROMISE I'LL EAT THE VEGGIES!" Naruto said as he began eating, "SAKURA!"
"Thank you, I'm honored," Sakura said sweetly, "And I;m glad someone thinks Inner me is funny, because I sure don't."
"You just don't see the comedy in my jokes," Inner Sakura shot back.
"Whatever. Your turn, Ino-pig," Sakura said.
"Thank you Mandy! Uh, Kakashi?" Ino said.
"Thanks for the Icha Icha Paradise!" Kakashi said happily as he began reading the new books.
"I chose to summon toads because I thought they were very interesting and powerful creatures. I think I prefer Tsunade now because she isn't as much of a bitch now as when she was younge-OWW! WHAT DID I DO?" Jiraiya asked as Tsunade slapped him in the head.
"YOU OPENED YOURBIG MOUTH! And I suppose you can be my apprentice, Mandy, as long as I get that sake!" Tsunade yelled, "Shizune?"
"I'll be sure to say hi to TonTon for you," Shizune stated.
"We know we belong together," Kurenai said happily, "We are together. Hinata, Neji?"
"T-Thank y-you," Hinata stuttered.
"If anything, the white eyes gives us better vision," Neji stated.
"Hn, thanks. I'm sure we'll be fine," Itachi said.
"SUSHI!" Kisame yelled as he began eating.
"SUSHI? WHERE?" Pooh Bear asked as she spotted the sushi.
"SUSHIIIIIIIII!" Pooh Bear screamed as she pounced on it and began eating. If you haven't realized it yet, sushi is one of Pooh Bear's favorite foods.
"Earplugs, THANK YOU, yeah," Deidara said as he put them in so he wouldn't have to hear Tobi anymore.
"Tobi is Obito? What is an Obito?" Tobi asked.
"I think that should answer your question," Kisame said.
"Thanks for the dog food!" Kiba yelled.
"Hn," Gaara grunted.
"We're a few of the strongest in the village. We're the strongest ninjas of our age, anyway," Temari said.
"WHY AREN'T I INCLUDED? I'M STRONG!" Kankuro yelled.
"Don't worry about it," Temari said.
"YONDAIME IS THE LEADER OF AKATSUKI?" Naruto screamed.
"It's just a rumor," Pooh bear said as she took a break from eating.
"Did you say Yondaime? THE YONDAIME I-" "SHUT UP TOBI!" the rest of Akatsuki yelled as they covered Tobi's mouth.
"I kill Orochimaru? Cool," Sasuke said with a grin.
"YES! I GET A NEW JUTSU!" Naruto yelled.
"Akamaru? Grow big? How big?" Kiba asked.
"We already knew that," Temari said, "He was offered the job a few weeks ago, but he hasn't given an answer yet."
"We already have all of those beasts!" Tobi yelled.
"Gaara is going to die? Why?" Naruto asked, "And fangirls as weapons? Wouldn't that make battles more...bloody?"
"Exactly. It's a good idea," Sasuke said with a smirk.
"It's too troublesome," Shikamaru said.
"Hn, It'd get rid of all the damn fangirls," Itachi stated.
"Let's try it some time," Gaara said.
"Okay, NEXT QUESTION! MY favorite type of cookie is ramen lavored cookies!" Naruto yelled.
"Is that even a type of cookie?" Sakura asked.
"I don't know, but if it isn't, it should be!" Naruto replied.
"Anyway, my favorite kinds of cookies are sugar cookies," Sakura stated.
"NO WAY BILLBOARD-BROW! THAT'S MY FAVORITE KIND!" Ino screamed angrily.
"IT WAS MY FAVORITE FIRST!" Sakura yelled.
"I prefer chocolate chip," Sasuke said as the two girls continued arguing.
"My favorite is peanut butter cookies!" Chouji yelled happily.
"I just like plain cookies," Shikamaru said with a sigh.
"I like chocolate chip," Tenten said happily.
"I like any cookies, as long as they are YOUTHFUL!" Lee yelled.
"Oreos," Neji stated simply.
"I like peanut butter cookies," Kiba said.
"I-I prefer oreos," Hinata said.
"I don't eat cookies," Shino stated.
"I like those cookies with the jelly in the middle of them," Kankuro said as he tried to think of the name of the cookie.
"I like peanut butter," Temari said.
"Same here," Gaara agreed with Temari.
"I AM WITH LEE ON THIS ONE! ALL COOKIES ARE GOOD IF THEY ARE YOUTHFUL!" Gai screamed.
"Must you shout?" Kurenai asked.
"I AM NOT SHOUTING!" Gai shouted.
"Whatever. I like oreos," Kurenai said.
"I'm not much of a cookie person," Asuma informed everyone.
"Chocolate chip," Kakashi said.
"Sugar cookies," Tsunade began, "With sake."
"Same here," Shizune said, "But without the sake."
"Uh...maybe peanut butter cookies," Jiraiya said.
"I actually like peanut butter cookies a lot as well," Anko said.
"Yeah, peanut butter cookies for me, too," Hana said.
"TOBI LIKES VANILLA COOKIES!" Tobi yelled.
"Actually, I like vanilla cookies a lot too, yeah," Deidara admitted.
"I like peanut butter cookies," Kisame said.
"Chocolate chip," Itachi said simply.
"Okay, is that everyone?" Pooh Bear asked.
"Everyone but you," Naruto said.
"I like sugar cookies a lot," Pooh Bear said, "Now, Hana, read the next letter please."
"Why are you so nice to her?" Sasuke asked.
"Because I like her better than I like you," Pooh Bear informed Sasuke, "Actually, I like her better than half the people in this room. And don't worry Mandy, that wasn't too long. And yes, you may call me Ashley. And I finally recognize the book! I'm glad you like my fics! Now Hana, read!"
SPOILERS END HERE! SPOILERS END HERE! SPOILERS END HERE! SPOILERS END HERE!
xD. Sorry, I thought the first questions I sent like- didn't get through. So I sent more. Anyway. I think you look hot, Naruto. Sasuke, why'd you say his butt looked big? It so doesn't.
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WELL. Uh. I have new favorites. Naruto and Shikamaru are my bestest favorites. Sasuke, you're ok..
So. Uh. Ino, you're really not that bad I guess, I was being quite gay in my last set of quetions. And, Shikamaru, why do you keep your hair like- pulled back? Let it down, I wanna see it! Lol. I didn't have alot of questions in this one...but whatever. Great job Poo Bear! You rock!
-Accesorized
"That's okay, don't worry about it," Pooh Bear said with a smile.
"Do I really look hot?" Naruto said with a blush.
"His butt DID look big," Sasuke stated.
"YAY! I'm still one of your favorites!" Naruto yelled.
"Great, I get another fan. Fans are so troublesome," Shikamaru said.
"Well, I'm glad you don't hate me," Ino said with a smile, "Shikamaru, let your hair down so everyone can see!" Ino said as she pulled out the hairtie in his hair.
"OH MY GOD!" Everyone in the room screamed, with the exception of Ino, Chouji, and Asuma, who knew what his hair looked like down.
"YOU HAVE AN AFRO!" Kiba yelled as he started laughing.
"Give me the damn hairtie," Shikamaru yelled as he grabbed it from a laughing Ino and put his hair back up, "You're so torublesome."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Ino screamed as she whacked Shikamaru in the back of the head.
"Glad you like the story! Thank you!" Pooh Bear said happily as she read another letter.
YippE more chapters! Whoo-ho. Love the story.
Questions:
Everyone- What would you describe as Emo? and who would you say is more emo than everyone else?
Neji- You are so cool. DOn't give up on Hinata
Hinata- Get away from Neji you son't know what he might do to you. Also, you are my favorite character. YOu are my role model.
Naruto- My other friend thinks you're hot. Hi.
Sasuke- When I said i didn't hate you, i meant I really DISLIKE you. I can't hate you because if I did, my friend will attack me. Oh yeah and the voice in my head says you are asexual.
Kiba- You are awesome.
Rock Lee- You are now my favorite boy character in Naruto.
Kakashi- Can you read out loud some parts of your book please? gives him many books
Jaraiya- You are such a pervert. But you are so cool at the same time. HOw do you do that?
Sakura- Why don't you gO jump off a bridge and let your beloved Itachi try to save you. Unfortunatley the fangirls stall him and you die. I don't like you
Pooh Bear- How much would you pay for someone to take Sasuke off your hands?
That's it. Good story.
"Glad you like the story!" Pooh Bear yelled happily.
"Sasuke is the definition of emo," Naruto, Kiba, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Neji, Anko, Sakura, Ino, Itachi, Deidara, Tobi, and Kisame said at once.
"NEJI IS THE DEFINITION OF EMO!" Gaara, Temari, Chouji, Tenten, Lee, Gai, Hana, Shino, and Hinata said at once.
"No, Gaara is the definition of emo," Sasuke, Shizune, Tsunade, Shikamaru, Kurenai, Asuma, and Kankuro said. And so, the three groups had an argue over who was the definition of emo and why. In the end, it ended in a three way tie.
"NEJI! Your turn," Pooh Bear said.
"I don't plan on giving up on Hinata anytime soon," Neji said with a smirk.
"I-I'm trying to stay as f-far away from him as p-p-possible. And t-thank you," Hinata stuttered.
"Umm...thanks," Naruto said with a blush, "Hi."
"Umm...thanks? And I'm bisexual, not asexual," Sasuke said.
"Thanks, I am pretty awesome!" Kiba said with a toothy grin.
"Really? THANK YOU! That is an honor!" Lee yelled as he did the nice guy pose.
"Read my books? Sure. Once upon a time there was a man named Paul and a woman named Shizu-"
"STOP READING!" Shizune pleaded, inturupting Kakashi.
"It was a dare. I have to read it. Anyway, the mans name was Paul and the woman was Shiz-"
"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!" SHizune screamed the whole time Kakashi read so no one could hear a word.
"Shizune, why did you do that," Tsunade asked.
"I have my reasons, Tsunade-sama," Shizune said.
"Fair enough. JIRAIYA!" Tsunade yelled.
"Well, it's really simple actually. If you're a pervert, you're automatically cool! So kids, if you want to be cool, be a pervert!" Jiraiya said.
"WHAT?" Tsuande screamed, "That is NOT TRUE! STOP FEEDING THESE PEOPLE LIES! Sakura, just go."
"Why do you hate me so much? What the hell did I ever do to you?" Sakura asked.
"How much would I pay for someone to take Sasuke off my hands? Hmm...$715.38" Pooh Bear said thoughtfully.
If you like it Pooh Bear you can have it. I bought it from Dollar general anyway... -Murmers to self- Any way! great job on the story! And Hana Inuzuka is awesome. -Squeals- Okay just one dare today, you all have to listen to jiraiya read six Doctor Seus books in a row. Bwahahahahahahah! Any way hugs for all. Hope you enjoyed your movie and happy beleated birthday! Oh yeah! -Throws down a talking Tobi plushie for everyone, that attaches itself to your arm.- Bwahahaha!
"YAY! THANK YOU!" Pooh Bear yelled happily, "Glad you like the story! And Hana is awesome!"
"Okay everyone! STORY TIME! We're going to read Doctor Seuss!" Jiraiya said as he put six Dr. Suess books down on the floor next to him and began reading to everyone. No one had any idea what to say to the scene in front of them. Everyone was completely motionless, with the exception of Naruto and Sasuke, who's eyes were twitching. Every so oten while he read, Jiraiya would slip in a perverted joke or two, making Tsunade angry enough to whack him in the back of the head, and he'd start reading normal again. Then he'd make another perverted joke, and the cycle would continue.
"I did enjoy my movie," Pooh Bear said, ignoring Jiraiya, "And thank you! YAY! TOBI PLUSHIE!"
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"And THAT ends our story time," Jiraiya said as he slammed the Green Eggs and Ham book shut and looked around him, where most people were lying on the ground.
"What's wrong with you guys?" Jiraiya asked.
"...I think listening to that destroyed at least half of my brain cells," Neji declared as he sat up.
"Me too," Kankuro said.
"Kankuro, you didn't have any brain cells to lose in the first place," Temari groaned.
"Are you all ready to answer more questions?" Pooh Bear asked. She was answered by a groan from everyone.
"Oh, come on, the stories weren't thast bad!" Pooh Bear said.
"How would you know? You spent the entire time watching Yu Yu Hakusho episodes!" Sasuke said.
"WRONG! I was watching Sailor Moon while he read, and NOW I'm watching Yu Yu Hakusho again!" Pooh Bear said happily, "Now, NEXT LETTER!"
First of all, I dare all of you to listen to Kankuro tell the story of his life. oh and seriosly tsunade relax have some alchohol millions of bottles of sake vokda wine beer whiskey and rum fall from sky and levitate just above ground oh and kisame kiss itachi please it would be cute as and gaara kiss ... naruto cuz that cute too ino i know it hard but u kiss sakura naruto kiss everybody,s butts even tsunade no one may stop him mwahahahaha and cookies faor all house of cookies fall in room and preety decorations and merry christmas six months from now love to all especially hinata kisses
"YAY! I've always wanted to have an audience to tell the story of my life to!" Kankuro said as he got up and sta in the middle of the circle the gorup had created while they listened to Jiraiya tell his story.
"Oh god, not again," Temari mumbled.
"Now, I was brought to my house in the Village Hidden in the Sand by the stork one day. It was a very nice stork. It was white and had very long feathery things, which were very fuzzy, I think. I was carried in a blue blanket thingy which was also very fuzzy. The blanket said my name on it. It also said which village I was form on it! The stork carried the fuzzy blanket in his mouth, and-"
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE SMALL DETAILS KANKURO! JUST GET ON WITH IT!" Temari yelled, getting a migrane.
"I DO WHAT I WANT!" Kankuro shot back as he continued his long, detailed story.
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"So then when I was four, I threw up on my rug. The color of the puke was mostly a light brown, with a little bit of red and green mized in. There was also some yellow. I believe I saw a bit of purple as well, but that may have just been my. OH! And there was definitely some white, because I remember I had milk with scrambled eggs that morning along with some bacon and pancakes. It was a very good breakfast, and I had seconds, and th-"
"HURRY UP!" Naruto screamed.
"I DO WHAT I WANT!" Kankuro yelled back as he continued.
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"So then when I was nine, Temari pushed me off the balcony of her room and I fell and landed on my puppet. My puppet broke of course, and I started crying over it because...well, it was a very nice puppet! I mean, it was made of pure maha...maha...maha-"
"Mahagony," Temari and Gaara finished for Kankuro.
"MAHAGONY! Yeah, that's it! It was made of pure mahagony wood, and it was carved beautifully by a man named Wallace. He even painted it himself! It's eyes were red, and it's body was purple, two feet were yellow, and two were gold. It had a tail that was painted green, and speaking of that green paint, the paint is supposedly very exotic, coming from a big foresty area in some southern place of the world. But if you go looking for the paint, make sure you don't go too far south, or else you'll fall off the earth because the earth is flat..." Kankuro said thoughtfully.
"THE EARTH IS ROUND!" Sakura yelled.
"I DO WHAT I WANT!" Kankuro screamed as he continued with his extremely long and annoying story.
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"And THAT'S the story of my life!" Kankuro said, as everyone groaned and got up orm where they were sitting. Everyone, that is, except for...
"OH MY GOODNESS!" Sakura screamed, "KANKURO KILLED NEJI!"
"KANKURO!" Temari screamed, obviously very angry, "What have I told you about boring people to death?"
"...To not to?" Kankuro asked.
"YES! AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" Temari said as she motioned to Neji's lieless body.
"I DIDN'T MEAN IT, REALLY!" Kankuro said.
"Don't worry, I shall give the most unyouthful of my students the youthful technique known as CPR!" Gai yelled as he ran over to Neji and prepared to give him CPR. As Gai got closer to Neji, Neji's eyes started to flutter open for he felt someone breathing over him. He opened his eyes and saw Gai coming towards him.
"AAAHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Neji screamed as he pushed Gai away and sat up.
"You were dead, so I was going to save you," Gai said.
"I wasn't dead!" Neji yelled, "I just fell asleep!"
"Oh...well...IT'S SAKURA'S FAULT!" Gai screamed.
"WHAT?" Sakura yelled.
"Can you guys just answer these questions?" Pooh Bear asked, very annoyed, "Tsunade, your turn."
"SAKE! YES!" Tsunade yelled as she immediately began drinking.
"Kiss Itachi? DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?" Kisame asked.
"JUST DO IT KISAME! IT WILL MAKE TOBI HAPPY!" Tobi said as he pulled Kisame over to Itachi and pushed them into eahc other.
"KISAME, get OFF of me!" Itachi yelled as he pushed his partner off of him.
"I am not kissing Nar-" Gaara began, but before he could finish Naruto had already kissed him and pulled away all in one swift motion.
"Wow, Naruto, I thought you would complain a lot to have to kiss Gaara," Sakura said.
"I've had to do worse already," Naruto declared, "I figured I should just do it and get it over with."
"Yeah bu-MMPH!" Sakura was cut off as Ino kissed her quickly and pulled away even quicker.
"BLEH! I NEVER want to have to do that again," Ino said.
"Then why did you do it?" Sakura asked.
"To get it over with," Ino stated with a shrug, "Your turn, Naruto."
"WHAT? Okay, I'll kiss whoever you want me to, but I REFUSE TO KISS EVERYONE'S ASS!" Naruto screamed.
"NARUTO! I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, SO YOU BETTER DO IT SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE QUICKER!" Tsunade roared.
"But I-" "NO BUTS! JUST DO YOUR DARE NOW!" Tsunade screamed, and Naruto got started with his dare.
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"EWW! EWW! EWW! I NEED MOUTHWASH!!! Or ramen," Naruto screamed as he finished his dare up with Jiraiya, everyone laughing at him the entire time he was doing his dare. As Naruto continued complaining, cookies fell in the middle of the room and evryone began eating them.
"THANKS FOR THE COOKIES!" Everyone yelled.
"NEXT LETTER!" Tsunade roared.
Two Yaoi Loving Nekos has a few questions.
For the guys, Boxers or briefs? Deidara did you have a romantic relationship with Sasori SasoDei is my fave? Itachi I dare you to do a dirty dance. Kakashi were you born with gray hair? Orochimaru why do you wear a dress? Gai why do you have a bowl cut? I think you should get purple streaks.
Tobi you are adorable. I leave you six bottles of sake, a stash of play boy for Kakashi, five llamas, tounge tacos, two monkeys, and an appletini. Oh, and Sasuke since you are gay have you ever worn drag? PS I
"Boxers," Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Kiba, Lee, Gaara, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Asuma, Itachi, Deidara, Tobi, and Kisame said.
"Briefs," Chouji, Shino, Neji, Kankuro, and Gai said.
"LEE! MY YOUTHFUL PUPIL! HOW COULD YOU WEAR CLOTHING AS UNYOUTHFUL AS BOXERS?" Gai screamed.
"Boxers are unyouthful?" Lee asked.
"If Kakashi is wearing it, then it is unyoutful!" Gai declared as Kakashi sighed.
"I AM SORRY I HAVE FAILED YOU GAI-SENSEI!" Lee screamed.
"Deidara, just go," Tsunade ordered.
"No, I never had any romantic relationships with Sasori, yeah," Deidara declared, "Itachi? Uhh...where's Itachi, yeah?"
"Uh...I think he went in the bedroom over there with that Sakura girl..." Kisame said.
"Well, if I know Itachi at all, then he's probably completing his dare in there, yeah," Deidara said with a smirk, "Uh, Kakashi, yeah?"
"My hair is silver and yes, I was born with it," Kakashi said, "Everyone in my clan had silver hair."
"Orochimaru isn't here," Tsunade said.
"But if he was he would say he wears a dress because he's a drag queen," Jiraiya said with a grin.
"I have this kind of haircut because it is youthful! Purple streaks are not youthful, so I will not get them," Gai declared.
"YAY! TOBI IS ADORABLE!" Tobi yelled. And with that said six more bottles of sake, play boy, five llamas, tongue tacos, two monkeys, and an appletini fell form the ceiling.
"MORE SAKE!" Tsunade yelled happily.
"Play boy!" Kakashi said as he grabbed the books and began looking through them.
"LLAMAS! AND MONKEYS!" Pooh Bear yelled happily as she jumped on a llama and started chasing Sasuke with it.
"No, I've never worn drag, and I'm BISEXUAL!!! AND STOP CHAISNG ME WITH THE DAMN LLAM-AAAAHHHHH! MONKEY!" Sasuke screamed as a monkey jumped on his head and started attacking him.
"I take it you aren't an animal person, Sasuke?" Pooh Bear asked as she stopped the llama she was on in front of Sasuke. All she got in reply was Sasuke's screams.
"NEXT LETTER!" Shizune ordered.
Wow! After the 6th chapter, I kind of realized this was a little too long for me to read all of them. Now, I have some questions and dares. Well, mostly dares. Also, a laptop is enclosed in this letter for the dares to follow.
Gaara: I dare you to read a T rated Sandcest without killing anyone. If you can not, I have also enclosed a Remmington Double Barrel shotgun and a couple of Deirdra's exploding birds. That should keep him under control.
Chouji: Here's a bowl of shrimp and prok ramen for you, dude!
Shikimaru: Is it coincidence that your hair kind of looks like Temari's?
Hinata: Who would you choose if you liked girls, and french kiss whoever it is.
Tsunade: How did you get such big boobs? I mean, compared to the other Naruto girls...
Jariya: Warning in advance: Whoever is reading this, give it to him now. Okay, don't read this out loud. Since you are such a pervert, I dare you to go on my profile on and read my TsunadexHinata story.
That's it, I think. I'll come back when you update with even more perverted questions.
"Yeah, I agree, this is kind of long. I mean, lately the chapters have been over 10,000 words each. It's definitely a difficult read if you try to read it all in one sitting," Pooh Bear said. And with that said, a laptop fell on the couch so the dares could be completed.
"Gaara, time to read a sandcest! I have a really good one you can read right here!" Kankuro said as he opened up the story.
"NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO READ IT! LET GO OF ME OR I'LL KILL YOU KANKURO!" Gaara threatened as Kankuro sat him down on the couch and tied him up so he couldn't move, and all he could do was read.
"YAY! SHRIMP AND RAMEN!" Chouji yelled as he began eating.
"Yes, it is a coincidence that our hair sort of looks alike," Temari answered for Shikamaru.
"Our hair doesn't look alike," Shikamaru stated with a yawn, "Your turn Hinata."
"I would never think of any of t-the girls in t-that way," Hinata stated, "I b-believe it is your t-turn, T-Tsunade-sama."
"Uh...just the way I developed, I guess," Tsunade said, unsure how to answer that. At that moment the person who was reading the letter, Shizune, handed the letter over to Jiraiya to read.
"Ooh, sounds interesting! I'll read it right now!" Jiraiya said as he ordered stole the laptop from Gaara for a moment, minimized Gaara's story, and began reading the TsunadexHinata story titled The Hyuga Princess and the Slug Queen. After a couple of minutes, he was dfinished and gave the laptop back to Gaara, saying, "That story was AMAZING! Make more, and I'll definitely read them!"
"Do I have to finish my story?" Gaara, about ready to throw up, asked after he read the second chapter of a 17 chapter story of sandcest.
"You have to, it was a dare...Hey, I thought you had to read a T rated sandcest? Why is this rated M?" Temari asked as she began skimming through the chapter, noticing there was too much sex in it already for her little brother.
"I read it before and I thought he might like it," Kankuro explained.
"GIVE HIM A T RATED STORY, NOW!" Temari ordered as Kankuro did as he was told.
"Someone read another letter," Asuma said.
I don't remember if this was already asked or not. Kiba do you like someone other than Hinata?
Everyone: here are all the weapons you could possibly ever need for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
If all three sannin plus everyone else from Konoha teamed up against akatsuki who would win?
Another uneccessary scenario to everyone: if picking parts to play characters from...say...any storyline, who would you be and why? (and from what?)
"I only have eyes for my Hinata-chan," Kiba said as he hugged Hinata, causing the girl to blush.
"YAY! WEAPONS!" Everyone yelled happily.
"Akatsuki would win that battle," all Akatsuki members in the room said.
"Konoha would win," everyone else who wasn't in Akatsuki answered.
"What character would I be form any storyline? What kind of question is that? I would be me! From...my life! Because I am me!" Naruto announced.
"You're supposed to pick a character you relate to from another story or show or movie, Naruto!" Sakura yelled, "Anyway, I think I would be Ariel from The Little Mermaid because she was willing to throw her whole life away to be with the one she loves, and I would do that too for someone I really love..."
"Hn, what is the point of this question," Sasuke asked, bored.
"There is no point, it's just for fun!" Sakura yelled.
"Hn, I guess I would be...I DON'T KNOW! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO I WOULD BE? I'm just myself!" Sasuke yelled.
"Well, I think I would be Aurora from Sleeping Beauty because we are a lot alike," Ino said happily.
"This is so troublesome, why does it matter who I would be?" Shikamaru asked.
"Shikamaru would be a random lazy bum in some random story," Ino answered for Shikamaru.
"Sure, let's just go with that," Shikamaru said as he tried to fall back asleep.
"I think I could be Shaggy from Scooby Doo because we both love to eat a lot!" Chouji said.
"I t-think I w-would be A-Ami, or S-Sailor Mercury, from Sailor M-Moon, b-because she is a l-lot like m-me," Hinata stuttered.
"I think I would be anyone in any storyline who loves dogs a lot, like maybe the guy from 101 Dalmatians that owned all of those dogs...I think his name was Roger..." Kiba said.
"I would be anyone who likes bugs," Shino stated.
"I think I might be Jasmine from Aladdin, just because she is very independant, like me," Tenten said.
"I WOULD BE SOMEONE YOUTHFUL!" Lee announced.
"AS WOULD I!" Gai agreed.
"I have no idea who I would be nor do I care," Neji stated.
"I agree with Hyuga on this one," Gaara said as he continued to read his fanfic, struggling to get himself untied so he could destroy the laptop.
"I think I would be that Megara from Hercules, because she is a lot like me, I think," Temari said.
"I WOULD BE A BIRD!" Kankuro announced.
"TOBI WOULD BE A LIZARD!" Tobi announced.
"I think I would be some kind of fish or shark..." Kisame said.
"I think I would an artist from some movie...maybe the guy that makes Pinocchio in that Pinnochio movie...he was sort of an artist, yeah," Deidara said.
"Okay, who's next?" Pooh Bear asked. No one spoke up to go next.
"COME ON! None of you have ANY idea who you might be form another movie or show or ANYTHING?" Pooh Bear yelled.
"NO!" Everyone yelled back.
"It isn't THAT hard to figure out..." Pooh Bear mumbled as she grabbed another letter to read.
"Okay, if it's so easy then who would you be?" Anko asked.
"That's easy. I would be either Aurora, Alice, and Tiger Lily from Sleeping Beauty, Alice in Wonderland, and Peter Pan, respectively. I would be Hana Inuzuka from Naruto. As a villain on Naruto, I would be Tobi from Akatsuki. I would be Sailor Mercury/Ami Mizuno from Sailor Moon. I would be Beruche out of the villains on Sailor Moon. I would be either Kuroka or Botan on Yu Yu Hakusho. I would be Wish Bear from the Care Bears and I would be Gilligan on Gilligan's Island. I would be-"
"STOP!" Everyone screamed, interrupting Pooh Bear who was talking a mile a minute.
"What?" Pooh Bear asked.
"How do you know all of this?" Tsunade asked.
"Stamping communites are wonderful things," Pooh Bear asnwered as she began reading the next question.
Shino: what do you think of cicadas?
"Cicadas are pretty cool bugs," Shino answered.
Oops, one more thing...
I don't hate you Sakura.
OH, and Kisame I'm actually a big fan of yours.
By the way Kisame, do you like anyone?
"YAY! I'm glad you don't hate me!" Sakura said happily.
"Thanks! And no, I don't like anyone right now," Kisame admitted.
YOUR STORY IS GREAT.(SHOCK) YOU LIKE POOH BEAR?
"Thanks! And yes, I love Pooh Bear and all of the creatures in the Hundred Acre Wood!" Pooh Bear said happily.
I HAVE THREE QUESTIONS FOR SASUKE (1.WHO DO YOU HATE MORE YOUR BIG BROTHER,INO,SAKURA OR,NARUTO?(2.DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS?(3.DO YOU HATE YOUR FAN GIRLS?FROM SUZSAN P.S I AM NOT YOUR FANGIRL ANY MORE.
"I hate my big brother the most out of those choices. Yes, I have friends. Yes, I hate my fangirls, so it's a good thing you are not my fangirl anymore," Sasuke said.
"Hey guys! That was our last question! Do you know what that means?" Pooh Bear asked.
"We get to leave?" Neji asked.
"NO! It means we finally answered all of our letters in ONE CHAPTER! And now we can watch more Yu Yu Hakusho and Sailor Moon as we wait for more letters!" Pooh bear said.
"Can't we just end it here forever?" Sasuke asked.
"NO! How would I torture you then?" Pooh bear asked, "Anyway, as a last note, sorry for the spelling mistakes! I spell checked twice but sometimes WordPerfect doesn't always catch mistakes! And once again, sorry it took so long to update! Please continue to write more letters to our beloved cast of Naruto! Until next time! Buh-bye!"
And with that, everyone in the room crowded around the TV to watch an episode of Yu Yu Hakusho.