Chapter fourteen:

Sleepover shin-anegans

Currently, Papyrus and I were in the kitchen getting ready to make those brownies, humming softly I placed the ingredients on the table. The tall skeleton was standing in front of the door just waiting for us to arrive. He opened the door wearing 'kiss the chef' apron, but it was crossed out and replaced 'cool dude'. Maddie was in the living room with the others, she wanted to help but I was against it. If I don't allow that girl to cook in our home, why would I allow her to do so in Papyrus's home? Scoffing I looked at the layout that we had set up on the table, it was beautiful.

"Papy, where is Sans?" I asked the tall skeleton, I haven't seen him we got here. It's not like I'm worried, but he's almost always here.

"SANS IS AT HIS PLACE OF WORK", Papyrus informed me "HE HAD CALLED ME AND TOLD ME HE'LL BE HOME LATE"

"Oh, okay" I smiled, feeling guilty to think that Sans wouldn't have a job. That would be the last thing I think he would have.

"NOW PLUMP HUMAN! HOW DO WE MAKE THESE BROWNIES?" he squinted his eye sockets at me.

"Mhm" I nodded, "I want to double this recipe…since it's going to be feeding six mouths…or maybe I should triple it…" I looked over at the ingredients, double would be fine. If we needed more I could always get more from the corner store run by Daisy's aunt. He got a bowl and the measuring cup and placed the on the counter.
"WHAT SHOULD BE THE FIRST LINE OF DUTY, PUMP HUMAN!" the tall skeleton exclaimed, he's so excited for this.

"I want you to melt the sticks of butter" I counted out the sticks and handed them to him, as I went to measure out the dry ingredients. I heard shuffling behind me before the clicks of the stove caused my eyes to widen.

"PAPY!" I placed my hands on his gloved ones "you don't have to use the stove" and turned it off.

"NO? ISN'T THIS FASTER?" he asked looking puzzled at why I stopped him

"Well…yes…but it would burn" I smiled softly as him "and burnt butter doesn't make good brownies". Thankfully that seemed to satisfy the skeleton for now.

"THEN HOW WOULD WE GET THE BUTTER LIQUID FORM?" his bony brows were furrowing together.

"Microwave, dear" I moved him over to the appliance in question "do in in thirty-second intervals". The tall skeleton nodded seeming to understand, doing what he was told I hummed happily.

"PLUMP HUMAN! DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD USE ALL THE FLOUR?" Papyrus asked.

"Well no…" I turned around only to bump into him causing the flour to fall out of his hand. He was closer than I expected we both gasped as the powdery subtracts scattered caressed the flour.

"HUMAN I'M SO SORRY!" the flamboyant skeleton cried out, I raised an eyebrow its just flour we can clean it up "YOUR BEAUTIFUL BLOUSE IT RUIN!" My shirt I looked down at it, the once green shirt was now white.

"Papy, its fine" I smiled brushing off the flour off my shirt, "it's just flour it can't stain or anything". The skeleton looked down at him, I saw orange liquid welding up in the corner of his eye sockets, "oh, Pap don't cry!" Papyrus sniffled and rubbed his eye sockets with the back of his gloves.

"O-OKAY PLUMP HUMAN" I could hear his voice breaking in the back of his throat.

"Smile for me?" I urge him a bit, "please?" I begged when he didn't make an attempt at first. It's odd seeing his normally happy-go-lucky monster on the verge of tears and I don't like it one bit. There was a pregnant pause between us for a few moments before he gave me a small smile.

"There we go~" I cooed taking his hands between mine "there's the Papy I know and love" I leaned up and kissed his cheek bone. He gave a small 'Nyeh' as his cheekbones flushed a light orange.

"Now, let's finish these brownies…okay" I smiled widely getting up scanning over the kitchen for the broom and dustpan. Finding it I began to sweep up the mess and dump it in the trash. We went back to the brownies, he seemed to have more of pep in his step this time. Mixing up the rest of the ingredients, I asked Papyrus to butter up some baking pans.

"OF COURSE PLUMP HUMAN!" he posed dramatically, with his scarf fluttering being him, even with no form of the wind "I, THE GREAT, PAPYRUS! IS THE BEST AT BUTTERING PANS"

"I have no doubt you are, Pap" I smiled giving the batter a good stirring as the skeleton buttered the pans. We still made more than enough brownie despite the spilled flour, and by more than enough I mean one batch would be only for Maddie as for the other batch is for the rest of us to share.

"Wait…did we set the oven?" I asked while pouring the batter into the buttered pans, looking over the oven.

"WE DID NOT" Papyrus confirmed my hunch taking long strides he turned on the oven "THERE!"

"Kay now we wait" I dusted my hands off "let's see that the others are doing, yea?"

"OF COURSE" Pap agreed with me before heading back to the living room, spotting Sans with the girls. When the hell did he get home?

"I was just paw-dering, when I'll get to sea ya' too" I welcomed with puns

"My god Sans" I chuckled covering my mouth, "I didn't hear you when you got in…those puns are terrible"

"Well I gave them the Sans's seal of approve" he gave me a thumbs up with the toothy grin; he looked at me before he continued "what's the special occasion?"

"What? You mean the sleepover?" I asked unsure of myself

"With all that flour, someone must really care about ya'" he laughed at his own horrible joke, I couldn't but to join in on the laughter, a chorus of groan was drowned out by our laughter. I'm not sorry, they should had known that this was going to happen.

"Speaking of which…can I use your bathroom" my face was heating up again.

"Go ahead, mama bear, it's upstairs ta the left of my room" Sans shuffled over to the couch and plopped his bony ass down.

"Uh…." I'm entirely sure if he knew that I didn't know his home like that, "er…" I looked over at Papyrus for help.

"HIS ROOM IS THAT SECOND TO LAST ONE, PLUMP HUMAN!" Papyrus answered my unasked question.

"Thanks," picking up my bag I headed over to the stairs, "oh! If the oven is heated and I'm not done … just put them in and set the timer for twenty-five minutes"

There were more pictures on the second level of the skeleton bros and their friends hanging from the walls. Some even have the tall mysterious skeleton standing and smiling next to the brothers. They look so happy that it brought a smile on my face, I wonder if I'd ever get to meet him face to face. While counting the doors I realized that they had a third room, does he come and visit sometimes?

Shrugging I entered their bathroom, closing the doors behind me. Quickly I stripped the messy clothes and folded them neatly and placed them in the hamper. Digging through the bag to find my pajamas, what? They have to be here! Feeling around I pulled out every article of clothing I had SHIT! Getting on my knees I flipped through every piece that was laying down on the bathroom floor. I FUCKING LEFT THEM! Shivering I wrapped my arms around my body, after all, the pain of finding the right pair I up and left them. Great job, Hannah my eyes rolled as I huffed; picking up the scattered clothes and folding them I placed them back in the bag.

"Fuck" groaning I picked up my phone and texted Geo

Me: Yo, G

Ducky: Wat? Sans is telling us a funny story

Me: I um…left my clothes back home….c-can you go get them?

I heard the laughing roaring from downstairs, it was like thunder! My face heated up not even the cold from the bathroom could stop it.

Me: G! STOP THAT! I CAN HEAR YOU!

Me: This isn't funny!
Me: come on!
Ducky: kk, alright … I got you Panda I got you ;)

I let out the breath I didn't even know that I was holding in at first, and relaxed against the toilet. Okay, I can wait until she comes back with my clothes and everything would be just fine; then my phone buzzed.

Ducky: Sans said he got you~

Me: what?

Ducky: He'll be up in a few, better get the ass of yours in the tub~

Ducky: or do you want him to see that bod of yours *waggle eyebrows*

Shit! Dropping the phone in my bag I jumped into the tub and closed the curtains. Turning on the shower allowing the water to hit my body and warm it up, right away. Looking over at the selection of body wash….is…that….ketchup? Nope, definitely not that one I glanced over at its partner 'MTT brand Anime wash' it makes you smell like anime. Oh god, I have to use that one what does anime smell like? Opening the bottle I took a whiff cherry blossom of course! Silly me. Squeezing some in my hand before rubbing them together, I just to wash the flour off nothing else. Rubbing the wash over my body I rinsed off the soap and stepped out the tub.

There was a pile of clothes on the toilet, drying myself off I picked up a shirt that read bone boy, looking down I saw a pair of basketball shorts. These are San's clothes! If my face wasn't burning before it was burning now. Sucking in a deep breath I put on the clothes for a short skeleton these clothes fit me a bit big. Giving myself a look over in the mirror before heading back downstairs with bag in toe.

"Um…thank you, Sans," I said placing my bag next to the others.

"Not a problem" the skeleton smiled at me, "besides you look good in them" I could have swore there was a growl. But then again I could be hearing things since the others didn't seem to notice it all it. Speaking of them, these assholes took up the whole couch, there was no room left for me. Sighing I moved to sit down in from of them, couldn't save a seat for me.

"Hey, no need to grounded" Sans chuckled, "you can have a seat right here" he pats his lap. My eyes widen, he wanted me to sit on his lap!? Is that even appropriate for friends, ugh that's a stupid question yes it is. Back in college, we use to do that a lot, so it shouldn't have a different meaning now.

"Um…" I began then stopped, the lights in Sans eyes were focused on me and so was everyone else, "er…okay…I guess"

"Now be a good, mama bear and get up here" the skeleton pat his lap once more with a smile that made my stomach do flips. Getting up I slowly lowered myself down on the skeleton below me. I mean he's made of bones! I don't want to break him with my fatass.

"Come on, I'm made out of bones, not twigs", with that he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me down roughly. I hissed softly the bones were hard, but I could live and didn't hurt that much, "See I'm not dust"

His voice was so close to my ear, I would be lying if I said that this didn't turn me on just a little. Making a mental note to remember this for later uses, Sans pulled me closer to him. I could feel his fingers flexing against flesh as if he wanted to touch me. Shit, was this a good idea after all?

What a great way to start off the sleepover no? :D