There is Life Outside Your Apartment
Mello
Matsuda!
Matsuda
Yeah.
Mello
Listen,
buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks.
What's up with
that?
Matsuda
I went to work for a temp agency,
and they fired me for
being too depressing on the phone.
I maxed out my cards, I'm two
months behind in rent,
I totally messed up my
personal life.
Oh, and Mello - I still haven't found my
purpose!
Mello
All right. Get off your ass and stop
worrying!
Everyone's getting together to mess around the city
today.
Matsuda
Have fun!
Mello
When
I say everyone, that includes you!
There is life outside your
apartment.
I know it's hard to conceive.
But there's life
outside your apartment.
And you're only gonna see it if you
leave.
There is cool shit to do,
But it can't come to
you,
And who knows, dude
You might even score!
There is life
outside your apartment.
But you got to open the door!
Matsuda
No,
thanks, I'm staying in!
Mello
Don't tell me I
gotta force you.
Matsuda
Sorry!
Mello
All
right, everyone! He's resisting!
All but Matsuda
There
is life outside...
There is life outside...
There is life
outside...
There is life outside your apartment!
There's a
pigeon
Squashed on the street.
Takada
Ew.
Mello
There's
a girl passing by
L
No, I think it's a guy
All
but Matsuda
And a homeless man
Who only wants to
Buy
something to eat!
Sorry, can't help you.
We could go to the
zoo!
Matt
Pick up girls at NYU!
Mello
We
could sit in the park smoking pot!
Takada
Or
not.
All but Matsuda
There is life outside your
apartment.
Matsuda
Well, I guess I'll give it a
shot.
All
There is life outside your apartment.
I
know -
There is life outside your apartment.
Girl
I'm
gonna jump!
All
Don't do
it!
Girl
Okay.
All
There is cool
shit to do
But it can't come to you
So come on -
Guy
Get
out of the way asshole!
Matsuda
Fuck you!
All
There
is life outside your apartment.
Oh, you never know
What's
around the bend.
You could win the lotto
Or make a
friend...
Guys
Take her home to see your
apartment!
Sayu
Do you wanna feel special?
I can
see that you do.
Well, I can make you feel
Special.
If you
let me feel you.
Guys
She'll feel
you!
Sayu
Where's your pad?
Matsuda
Not
too far.
Guys
We could call you a
car.
Matsuda
We'll be fine, thank you! See ya!
Takada
Hope you don't get gonorrhea!
All
There is life outside your
apartment.
Matsuda/Sayu
But now it's time to
go home.
All
There is life outside your
apartment.
Matt
Me going home
now.
Matsuda/Sayu
It's time to go home!
Matt
That's where me gonna go!
Sayu
I can make you feel special
Matt
That's
where me gonna go!
All
There is life outside your
apartment.
Matt
Me going home
now,
That's where me gonna go!
Matsuda/Sayu
But
now it's time to go home
Matt
For porn!