CS: I'm back!

Yusuke: Oh great, you're back….

CS: What's your problem?

Yusuke: I don't know maybe it was you left us here as you went on your cruise!

CS: I couldn't bring all of you guys.

Yusuke: You brought Emi and Mika!

CS: Like I said, I couldn't bring all of you guys.

Yusuke: …I hate you.

Emi: It was so fun! Except being attacked by sales people on that beach… that was scary.

Mika: I though they were going to molest us.

Kurama: really? Are you all alright?

CS: We're fine. Anyway I'd like to say there is going to be an OC character that is BASED on another anime character.

Hiei: Oh really, and who is this character you are loosely basing off?

CS: You'll see.

The Banana King and The Hyper Princess

"KURAMA!!!!!" Emi leapt forward onto the red head, giving him a nice glomp.

"Hello, Emi." Kurama gave a light chuckle before hugging her back. "I heard you're going to the same school as Yusuke."

"Yep!" She let go off the half demon, "And my baby hatched!"

"Hiei told me about that," They both started to walk down the street, "It's a good thing it didn't try to kill you Emi."

"Brock would never hurt me, I'm his mama."

"Where is he anyway?"

"I left him with Nick and Suki."

"AH! IT BITE ME!!! AGAIN!!!"

"Well that's what you get for taking it's blanket."

Brock took the blanket that now laid on the floor. It dragged it to the corner of the room and made a little nest. It settled its self in before falling asleep.

"Hey were is that loud mouth guy?" Suki asked.

"Um… Ha.. Yeah… No idea."

"Nick."

"It was an accident!"

"What did you do this time!"

"Well, he was getting on my nerves and talking bad about Emi! I just pushed him!"

"You pushed him?"

"Ok, maybe I punched him."

Suki had her arms crossed and her foot tapped on the tile floor.

"And my arm might have been made of cement at the point of impact."

Suki gave annoyed sigh, "Let's just hope he's still alive."

"Don't worry he's sleeping as we speak… in the closet."

Katsuro was watching tv on his new flat screen tv. It took him awhile to save up the money for it, especially with the hag taking parts of his paycheck for rent, food, something Emi related stuff, or anything else to give her an excuse to give him less money.

He laid relaxed on his couch, watching Dragon Ball Z. Katsuro head was aching for no reason at all. He felt like he was punched in the face with a brick then slammed the back of his head on a metal table.

"Glub Glub.. Glub glub…"

Katsuro knew he shouldn't, but he couldn't help turn his head to see Emi and Mika in Scuba gear.

"Oh it's you guys… And you're wearing Scuba gear… Why?"

"Katsuro! We're scuba diving!" Emi cheered.

"Really… I couldn't have guest with the outfit you're wearing."

"We're exploring the depth of the ocean blue!"

"In my room!" His headache was getting worse.

"oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous Fugu fish!" Emi pointed and hugged Mika.

"Oh no!"

"…Those are my socks." Katsuro turned the volume up on the tv, " Go away. I'm watching tv."

All of the sudden, a bright blue light came out of his stomach.

"What the hell!!!!"

"The vortex is open!" Emi cheered.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!"

"Katsuro! We are being pulled into the vortex!"

"This is fucking crazy! Turn this thing off!!! I know it's your doing!"

There's no stopping the vortex, Katsuro!" Emi yelled as she was pulled in closer.

"Fuuuuguuuuu!!!!"

Both girls got sucked in and the vortex disappeared.

"Guys? Guys… I know you can hear me!" He yelled at his stomach.

A burst of blue light came out of his stomach again as Emi's head popped out.

"Katsuro! Katsuro, I have the amulet!"

"What Amulet!? WHAT'S GOING ON!!!"

"The amulet, Katsuro! The magical amulet!" Emi's hand came out with a gold amulet with a big red gem in the middle. "Sparkle sparkle!"

"SPARKLE!" Mika head popped out then disappeared.

"I don't understand what are you talking about!"

"The Amuleeeeeet!" Then Emi and the vortex disappeared once more.

After a few seconds of silence, the two jumped out of the vortex and landed a few feet away from him. Katsuro poked his stomach.

"We did it!"

"We have the amulet!"

"That's fan-fucking-tastic! Now go away!" He huffed as he tried to watch his show. "I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you guys are around! Especially with you, Emi!"

"No Katsuro!"

"No!"

"We have to take the amulet to the Banana King!"

Katsuro gave a sigh, "Of coarse the Banana king… I should have known- Absolutely NOT!"

"He's counting on us, Katsuro!" Mika whined.

"If we don't get the amulet to the Banana King the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness (like with the mini dragon in Xialin Showdown)!"

"No! Darkness!"

Tentacles then appeared out of the vortex as a strange screech sound filled the room.

"ALRIGHT FINE!!!" Katsuro screamed as he swat away the tentacles, "I'll go! I'll go!"

The vortex disappeared.

"YAY!!!!!

"-DARKNESS!!!"

"Emi?"

"Yes?"

"Did you really kiss Yusuke and the others?" Kurama asked.

"yeah, why do you ask?" A small smile grew on his face, "Are you jealous?"

A small blush came upon the half demon, "Why would you say that?"

"Well, Mika says that when a guy asks about stuff like that, usually means they like you."

"That makes sense," He gave a little laugh, "But I was wondering because I see you more of a hug person."

"Well they didn't want a hug," Pouted Emi, "So I did what Mika said was the next best thing of thanking someone."

"Do you do everything Mika tells you?"

"No- yeah pretty much."

Kurama gave a chuckle and shook his head. Emi was quite an interesting girl. They walked down the block, not really having a destination. Kurama stared at Emi's smiling face and noticed how she had a skip in each step. Even though the others felt annoyed around Emi, he couldn't help feeling joyful in her presence.

While he was staring off into space, he accidentally bumped into someone.

"Oh sorry."

"It's fine," He looked in front of him to see a blonde girl in gothic attire smiling up at him, "You didn't hurt Misa."

The girl batted her long eyelashes as she still stood close to him.

"Are you alright?" Emi was addressing more to Kurama.

"Misa is fine." She patted her skirt for imaginary dirt, "Misa should have been looking where she was going."

"That's quite alright." Kurama stepped a few feet away to get some distance, but she just came closer.

"So what is your name." She stared up into his eyes.

"I-"

"His name is Kurama and I'm Emi!" Emi came in.

"It's nice to meet you!" She turned her attention back on Emi. "You both have very interesting names. Kurhahma and Mhee…. Very unique. "

"Um our names aren't-"

"Yes, they are very interesting names, aren't they?" Kurama gave her a wary look suggesting to drop it. Emi nodded in understanding.

"I bet you can't guess Misa's name!"

The two stood there in silence.

"Um…." Kurama wondered if this girl was serious, "I don't kno-"

"Misa." Emi stated flatly.

Misa's eyes widen and she gasped, "How did you know!?"

For once in Kurama's life he felt his eye twitching. He never met someone so… so… stupid. Well one good thing came out of it. He found someone worse than Emi. He won the bet with Yusuke. He now wonders if the 2000 yen was worth it.

Some how Katsuro, Emi, and Mika were in the forest, walking for the so called Banana King. Katsuro, no surprise, was close to snapping again as the two started to make strange noises with their tongue.

"What," He gave a sigh, "are you two doing?"

They ignored him and kept making the sounds.

"Will you stop that." He growled.

They stopped, allowing Katsuro's stress level to go down… until Emi made the sound again.

"WHY YOU- what is that?"

In front of them was a giant Z.

"Z!" the two said aloud.

"El hombre del sombrero nos ha enviado!" Emi said excitedly.

"Nos contó muchas historias asombrosas!" Mika chimed in.

The big Z glowed white and gave a small dinging noise. The two girls laugh leaving Katsuro completely confused.

"…What?"

"Esta noche cenamos en las tortugas!" Mika spoke to the Letter.

"Así que bueno, que será!"

The Z turned red and a horrid buzzing sound came from it before it shot a laser right pass Katsuro's head.

"What did you two do this time!"

"Si!" The both said at the same time.

"Yo soy feliz!" Emi said before the Z turned white again and dinged.

The two laughed once more and began walking forward. The Z turned red when they pass by making Katsuro walk slowly away from it, making sure to note if it was going to fire again.

"Just keep walking, Katsuro. Just keep walking." Katsuro kept his eyes on it, "I better get a raise for this."

Kurama wondered how this happened. Miss Misa had explained she was lost and needed help finding her hotel. But of coarse she did not remember what the hotel was called. She then suggested it would help if someone who knew the area could help her find it. Before he could have thought of a clever plan to get out, she dragged them both and thanking them for "volunteering" their time to help her out.

"Misa would like to thank you both for helping her find her hotel."

"It's," He tried to sound pleasant, "not a problem."

He turned to Emi to see that she had became strangely quiet. He wondered what she was thinking.

"Misa is so happy to meet such nice people!" She then gasped as she saw a shoe store, "Oh let's go shopping!"

"I don't think that's a good-" Kurama was ignored as he was dragged into the store, with Emi right behind him.

For over two hours the two had to watch as she tried all the shoes in her size. In the end she bought nothing. Kurama had to calm himself when he realized he was wasting time on this girl. Emi was calm through the whole thing, not saying a single word. Kurama was getting worried.

"We should go back to finding the hotel," Misa just realized why they were here, "Let's go!"

Kurama noticed the sun was close to setting. He had wasted too much time on this girl. He was hoping to talk to Emi today. He hadn't seen her for what seem forever. He also had a question he needed to ask her, but didn't want to ask in front of the airhead.

"So Misa is usually stalked by people because Misa is very pretty. Misa is a model, singer, and actress, so it's understandable why people want to be with Misa. Misa is very adorable. Oh! Did Misa mention her boyfriend? Misa has Light who loves her very much. Misa and him are going to get married and have many kids. Oh! Is that an ice cream cart? Let's get some ice cream? I don't have any money, can you buy? Misa will be very happy if you do! Besides, the guy should always be the one to pay for things. Misa loves strawberry ice cream! Wait… Were we suppose to be doing something… Never mind, Misa would like- oh my is that dress only 500000 yen!? Misa must have it! Can Misa barrow some money? Misa only has only some money. Are you listening to Misa? Misa is talking to you! It's rude not listening to people. You're not very a good gentleman. Light listens to Misa! Did Misa tell you about how we met? Misa thinks it's so romantic! Wait- are you two together?! That's so Kawaii!!! Did Misa interrupts your date? Misa Sorry! Misa feels bad for stealing your time away from- oh are those new plushies?! Misa got to have them! Misa-"

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kurama was surprised to see that it was not him who said it, but Emi. For once Kurama saw an angry Emi. Her eyes slightly glowed and she had a light snarling look on her face. It took all over control to fully explode on the girl.

"We don't care who you are or what you want!" Emi stuck her finger right in the girl's face. "You are annoying, loud, and stupid! You give blonde's a bad name! Hell!! You give all of woman kind a bad name! And talking in third person does not make you cute! It just makes you sound a few IQ scores away from being brain damages!! YOU PREPPY JAR JAR BINK'S IMPERSONATOR!!!!"

Misa just stood their, unable to fully process what she heard, "Jar Jar Binks… impersonator?"

"Come on Kurama," Emi took hold of his hand, "Let's go, before my IQ drops any lower."

Kurama was indeed shocked. He never saw Emi act like this. He looked behind him to see the blonde girl still standing there, with her mouth wide open. Emi had no skip in her step or had a smile on her face. She walked in large strides and had a small frown on her face. She never thought to see this side of her. He realized that he did not know Emi as much as he thought he did. This was an interesting day, indeed.

The group finally got to a small pyramid a bit taller than them in the middle of the forest.

"We're here Katsuro!"

"The temple of the Banana King!"

"Great!" He rolled his eyes, "Now lets leave the amulet and go home."

A disgusting green creature in a Santa hat and beard came up from the ground, staring at them.

"Who is that?" He asked the two, but none of them answered, " seriously, what the fuck is that thing!? You guys must see it!?…. To be honest I'm getting pretty freaked out!… SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING!!"

He then started to hear music play and the thing started to sing.

"~Katsuro, you look quite down, with your big fat eyes and big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so gray!~"

"It does with these two." Grumbled Katsuro only to be elbowed by Mika, "HEY!!!"

"~-Put a Banana in your ear!~"

"Wait what?" did he miss something, "a Banana in my ear?"

"~Put a right banana, right into your favorite ear!~" It sang, "~it's true!~"

"Say's who?"

All of the sudden banana's came everywhere and were starting to sing. Katuro was hoping he was on drugs or something; and only wished to get out of this nightmare. Finally, the song was over and the thing exploded.

"Of course, it burst into flames."

"Go forth magical amulet!" Emi said holding the thing, "Return to the Banana King"

The amulet glowed and flew towards the small pyramid. A ray of light came from it and was on Katsuro.

"Katsuro, you're the Banana King!"

"What?" He felt himself being hovered towards it, "Hold on a second!"

"You're the banana king!" A banana came out of nowhere and cheered.

"No, I'm not!" Katsuro struggled to get down, "That doesn't even make sense!"

"Hail the banana king!" The two cheered.

"Don't encourage the fruit!"

The banana's all appeared and cheered.

"I… I am the Banan king!" He started to smile, "All bow down before me! With my power I will crush all who oppose me, starting with that woman! Let's see how she feels getting hit by a slipper every day and dealing with a hyperactive child in a teen's body! And I- hey, where did everyone go? Guys?… hello?"

The ray of light flicked off, sending him to fall on his butt. "OW!!!! SON OF A-"

Kurama and Emi headed towards his home to have dinner. His mother always insisted bring friends over and Emi really wanted to hang out with him since they haven't seen each other in "AGES!"

"It's good to see you Emi," Kurama's mother smiled as she handed the girl her plate. "How is school?"

"It's very good!" Emi said before taking a bite, "I'm so lucky I have classes with Keiko, Yusuke, and Kuwabara! Some of the stuff is kind of hard, but I do ok."

"That's good," She smiled as she went towards the kitchen, "Excuse me while I get the cookies out of the oven."

Emi smiled as she ate happily at the good food. Kurama ate quietly, enjoying his mother's food. that when he remembered something.

"Emi," She looked up at him with food stuffed in her mouth, "I have a question to ask you."

"Emi chewed then swallowed her food, "Yes?"

"Has Hiei been acting strange lately?" He said in all seriousness, "he has been acting… different the last few times I saw him."

"Emi thought a moment, "No, not really. He still acts like the midget demon with the power to kill you in three seconds and would do it with a smile."

"Then, I guess it's just me." He laughed before going back to his meal.

Emi stared at him a bit, before going back to her food. Emi wondered if what Kurama said was true. Was Hiei acting a bit strange? She wasn't really sure. She hasn't known him enough to really point that out. She then will have to keep an eye on him. She smiled feeling like a detective. Her smile grew when Kurama's mother came back with the cookies.

Katsuro finally was able to come back home. His feet were killing him and he was very tired. The only upside was that his headache was finally going away. He couldn't wait to go back to his room and relax in front of his new tv. When he got to his room his heart stopped. Everything was gone. His couch, bed, socks, money, and even his new tv were taken.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" He yelled at the top of his lungs, "I HAVE BEEN ROBBED! When I get my hands on those-Ah!"

Light burst from his stomach once more and Mika's head came out of it, smiling at him.

What do you want?" He glared

She stared at him, before giving him a peck on the cheek and disappearing back into the vortex. His face flamed up

"What.. The.. F-"

"GET UP!"

Katsuro jolted upwards only to hit his head on a shelf. He looked around at his surroundings to find he was in the closet. How did he get here?

"I said get up!" He looked up to only groin. It was Ayane, "Get out of the closet and go to bed. You already wasted the whole day in here."

"Alright alright, "He got up and headed towards his room, "You old hag- ah! Stop throwing those!"

CS: Yay! Kurama is back!

Yusuke: now we just need the plot back.

CS: Excuse me?

Kuwabara: yeah, what about that demon?

CS: What demon?

Yusuke: you know, Sen…. The demon who was assigned to kill Emi.

CS:………….. Oh! Yeah!…. I forgot about her!

(everyone glares at her)

Cs: fine, fine. We'll go back on track in the next chapter. Oh and if I offended anyone who likes Misa or believes she is not like that at all, I said I'm basing her off some one. (Big Grin)

Emi: please review and we will try to get Sally here to work on the next chapter as soon as possible.

CS: you can't take me alive! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Mika: Sigh... I'll get the rope if someone gets the tranquilizer gun.