Chapter 13

A little lesson I was taught by one of Alice's other 'girls':

Au naturale breasts always look best when you're upright. Sitting or standing, doesn't matter. This is especially true the further over the age of twenty five you are, because some time after the age of about twenty five they start heading south.

Lying on your back they just fall to the side. Facing down they just look like semi deflated water balloons. Upright is when they're at their most spectacular. Of course if you're planning on having sex with a guy you cannot and should not even be thinking of how they're going to look during the act, otherwise you'll just end up doing all of the work sitting on top.

But, if you want to make the best first impression on a guy you barely know, straddling is a good way to go while revealing your assets.

That's why I straddled Edward's lap again. At the age of thirty one, the girls, while still holding their own very nicely, just weren't quite as pert as they used to be. And I've got to tell you, the thought of the President of the United States of America being so impressed with my breasts that he was thinking about the view of them while sitting at his desk in the Oval Office had a great deal of appeal, so I definitely wanted to make a good impression now.

I pushed Edward's shirt off his shoulders and dropped it over the back of the sofa. The man was now completely naked in front of me, and I was straddling him. The moment was completely surreal. Even more surreal than having his cock in your mouth?

I took a deep breath and exhaled, relaxing and taking in the moment. For posterity. Or something. Not that I was going to be able to share this with the grand kids. But, maybe one day I could at least tell them I'd met him. Anyway…..

Edward's hands were around my waist, and I could just see they were itching to move higher. It was like he was waiting for a green light or something.

"Edward, the last time you invaded a country did you wait for an invitation?"

His brow furrowed for a moment before he seemed to catch on, his eyes going straight for my breasts.

"Well, as a matter of fac….."

"No need to get into politics now, just take my bra off. That is, if you want."

"Oh, I want," he replied, licking his lips and looking up into my face. And I could see he really did. He looked like a little kid in a candy store.

"Then go ahead."

Edward's hands reached around, and without any more hesitation he unclasped my bra, reached around and pulled the straps from my arms before dropping my bra to the side. He released a very audible breath before placing both of his hands on the underside of each breast, cupping and lifting them gently, almost reverently. His thumbs caressed my already hard nipples and he smiled. Big and wide. Almost like he was in love with my girls. Awww.

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