"Dimebag" James- Oh, boy. Maiden's chapter was good and now Jhonen has a problem. Didn't see it coming, but it's gonna be crazy. You people know the usual. Enjoy and R&R!

Chapter 14- Royally Screwed In 50 Different Ways

Jhonen's cheeks dusted themselves in a light pink color. His hazel eyes observed the girl in front of him. She had many of the same traits Toph did, but thier was something different about her. She seemed a little more exotic and earthy, not to mention, she was very beautiful. Aussa smiled one last time before walking off to talk with Aang.

"Damnit!" Jhonen cried. "The Big Guy just loves to make things difficult for me!" Jhonen then got up and went over to Katara who was still a little mad at Whynn for being so close to Aang. "Yo Sugar Queen, come with me."

"Okay." Katara said as she got up and walked with Jhonen to a spot no one can see em. "What's this about Jhonen?"

"I....Having a problem." Jhonen responded back to Katara who didn't seem to know what type of problem it was. Jhonen just threw his hands in the air and whispered "It's a love problem."

"Oh, well why ask me?" Katara whispered back while confused. "Ask Sokka, i'm sure he knows a lot about girls and relationships."

"Ain't a chance in hell i'm asking "Mr. Talks To His Boomerang" for love advice." Jhonen whispered but also sorta yelled at the same time. "Plus you know Toph very--" Then he stopped dead in his tracks as he just admitted a secret that can get him earthbended next week and looked at Katara who was giving a smirk that had "I was right" written all over it.

"I knew it." She said as she chuckeled a bit. "It was bound to happen sooner or later."

"So fucking what?!" Jhonen said back to her while looking to see if no one was looking. "I think that Aussa chick has a thing for me and it ain't helping! For gods sake, me and Toph kissed and--"

"You two kissed!?" Katara quicky said surprised. But Jhonen was able to cover her mouth before anyone heard her and looked at her in shock.

"You yelling that ain't helping, the point is that i'm royally fucked in 50 different ways. What do i do?" He said as he looked into her face.

"Just talk to Aussa, see how she feels. Toph can't get mad at you for just talking." Katara in her calm voice said as Jhonen let her go.

"But what if she actually "likes" me? What the hell do I do then?" Jhonen asked in a confused tone.

"That's a question you're going to have to answer yourself. You either "ike" Toph or Aussa." Katara said back as she put her hand on his shoulder.

"But what if I end up liking Aussa more than Toph? She'll earthbend me into the grand-fucking-canyon!" Jhonen yelled back while checking around to see if anyone who came by.

Katara chuckled a bit. "My only advice is just don't try and lie to her. That whole 'i can tell if your lying' thing will kick in sooner or later."

"Ah, tell me about it. That along with saying "Twilight" sucking major ass got me stabbed with a fork." Jhonen said as he sighed.

"I thought you said that you almost were stabbed with a fork?" Katara asked him confused with a look on her face.

Jhonen coughed a bit. "No, i lied. I was stabbed with a fork." He then lifted his arm to show off in 3 different spots on his arms on each spot 4 small circle shaped scars. "3 times to be exact, before i got my powers, but i still don't think i can do it."

"Jhonen, you ran towards a battle against Azula, you make maybe the crudest remarks about people and you don't care what people think." Katara said back. "But how can you not go in and go though with talking to Aussa."

"Sweetheart, i've had 8 girlfriends. All ended very bad, either cheated on me, didn't work out, me ending up as a pasty for revenge, car crash, got my ass kicked by twins, or a one night stand, it all ended bad. Hell, my last relationship happened a year ago." Jhonen said to a surprised Katara.

"Wow....Look, just do what you see fits." Katara said before walking back to the gang leaving Jhonen alone to think for a while.

".......To hell with it all." He said before going up to the gang and tapping Aussa's shoulder. "Hey, can i talk to you a bit."

"Sure" She said as Jhonen brought her to the same spot he talked to Katara, but he didn't know Toph noticed them in anger.

"That hussie try's anything." She muttered as she turned back.

Back where Jhonen and Aussa are, Jhonen is a little worried, but is ready to go though it. "Okay, i just wanna know. You think i'm......How do i put this.......Different?"

"Yeah, i'm like different." Aussa said as she smiled which made Jhonen even more worried. "Why do you ask?"

"Well, in case you....."Like" me." Jhonen said back as he did the little finger motion to make the "Like" noticeable. "I'm cool with that, you're pretty too. But i already sorta--"

"You love Toph, i know and it's cool with me." Aussa said with a smile. "Don't get me wrong, you're pretty cute for a time traveler, but i know you're in love with Toph."

That "Time traveler" comment got a shocked look from Jhonen "How did you know i was a time traveler? Only these guys know. Plus how did you know i'm in love with Toph?!"

Aussa then put her head near Jhonen's ear and whispered something to him which made his eyes grow big. "You're kidding me."

"Nope, now let's get back to the others. Toph maybe thinks i'm gonna take you away from her." Aussa said with a smirk as she and Jhonen walked back to the others. Toph quickly stopped Jhonen as the others went back to see the play.

"Anything happen between you two?" She asked in a jealous tone to Jhonen who kept his calm.

"No, me and her talked. I told her that while she's pretty, that i already am in love with....You know." Jhonen as he looked at Toph's face with a calm but kinda scared looked on his face. "You don't believe me, do you?"

Toph gave Jhonen a smirk before playfully punching him in the arm before giving him a quick peck on his cheek leaving him frozen in surprise. "I know you're telling the truth, i was listening to what you and Aussa were saying before you came back."

"You really are a cunning one Fair Lass" Jhonen said with a smile, snapping out of his phase.

"I know, now let's get back to the play." Toph said as the two started to walk back to the others.

"DimeBag" James- All right, that was a long one, by my standards. Looks like we got one problem out of the way, but what was the thing Aussa told Jhonen....Guess you can find out later. R&R!