Here we are again... at a crossroad of life. Waiting once more for me to get a computer and be able to write these fan fictions for all my lovely fans... I, Deadknuat Hunter Uchiha, finally got another computer... this one is paid for so I can update everything that needs be done. Finally I've decided that the lemon that was going to be written... shall not happen... It makes the one sitting next to me feel kinda weird so..... Lemon is not my thing anyway... Ok. So just to get this straight: I want to apologize for my absence, I want to admit I suck, and I want to finally write this story. Here goes nothing...

It took long enough... The damn ride for the docks took so long I fell asleep.

"I can't wait to get on the sun deck. It's going to be so... invigorating." Tenten said.

"I want to see the pool! Hinata will you come with me to the recreation deck?" Naruto said to Hinata.

"Yo! I have an idea... Let's quit talking about it and get on the boat!" I yelled over everyone. They just kept talking... I'm gonna kick some ass.

I jumped 50 feet in the air and used my newest learned technique. "Genkey-Dattnao." Also refered to as 'black death'.

I'm sure all they saw was... well nothing. It's a special genjutsu that makes them temporarily blind. As they were freaking out trying to see I quickly decended and moved them... Threw them... on the boat. I then jumped on myself and released the jutsu.

"What-" Sasuke said.

"The-" Naruto said.

"Hell-" Sakura said.

"I used a genjutsu... sorry,"I said," you weren't moving fast enough."

BAM!

I then proceeded to fly from the back of the boat to the front past some very upset tourists.

"Tenten, why did you hit him?" Sakura said.

"I hate genjutsu... they make it unfair to attack your opponent." she said.

"All's fair in love and war." Sasuke said.

"Yeah, like now!" Shikamaru said as he hit Sasuke in the back of the head. He was showing off for Yuki.

Sasuke quickly realizing this and wanting to mess with him a bit turned around with a chidori fully charged and held it quite close to Shikamaru's face.

"EEEEAAK!" Shikamaru screamed like a little girl... I only know because I heard it from the other side of the boat... it is a big boat.

Sasuke then chuckled maniacly and turned his chidori off. He then walked with Sakura to their room which was right next to three others.

Ok, so the lineup of rooms was from the front of the boat near the sun deck to the back of the boat near the recreation deck: Sasuke and Sakura, Naruto and Hinata's, and mine and Jono's, then on the other side of the hall from front to back was: Shikamaru's and Yuki, Tenten and Neji, and Ino and... someone else we hadn't expected to show up.

"Wait a minute..." Ino said, "I did my math wrong one more person should come on this trip. Who though?"

"I have an idea..."Yuki said, "My brother Saronato. I'll call him." She said as she proceeded to dial a number.(AN: My grandmother gave me the idea for this name.)

After the awkward conversation, an elephant flying across the sky with a pixie, and me eating a banana, she finally convinced him to stay on the cruise and not go on the road trip he was apparently going on with he friends.

"He's getting on boared and Ino, he's staying with you." she said.

"Ok."

Three minutes later at the sun deck where we were meeting him, we saw our first glimps(sp?) of Saronato. He was a tall, about 6'2", punk rock, by the way he dressed with his Punisher shirt that was black and with a white skull, his pants which were black and were kinda tight looking, and his studded belt buckle, skater by the way he held his skate board. He wore vans that were blood red and had a lighter blood colored blood running down the side of them. He had brown hair and and a reddish colored eyes with wisps of white. He was kinda muscular, but not as muscular as a ninja.

"Yo." he said with his deep voice but not as deep as Bubba.(AN: No racism intended.)

Jono then fainted.

"Youch..." I said, " She hit hard."

That sounds fun doesn't it. Well, I finally posted the chapter and I promise the next chapter has a lemon in it, but seeing as yesterday was my Birthday I suggest you don't say anything about it to me. Read, review and tell your friends. :D