NA: Time for a Special Chapter! I've always wanted to do this, what has been happening while Naruto and Shion are away?
-Special Chapter Start-
"Oh my goodness she is just beautiful!" Kushina squealed, looking at the video screen where Shion is holding her daughter.
"Isn't she? Naruto of course was still acting in a very 'Didact' way." Shion stuck her tongue out.
"Well he was raised by some almighty ancient race." Kushina rolled her eyes. "But I bet he is so happy."
"More than you know mom, I mean he broadcasted to the entire fleet and probably all of Earth, 'This is a great day! This is the day my beloved daughter has come to the world!' I swear even if he acts all serious he still acts so childish in a way." Shion laughed.
Kushina sighed, "Minato did the same thing when he found out I was pregnant, just in the village instead."
"Like father like son I guess." Shion said, her daughter started shifting under the clothing wrap, "Oh look at you, you're so cute, and you even have your father's nose!" Shion cooed at her daughter. "By the way what is Akane up to?"
"Well…"
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"DIE PEVERT! DIE!" Akane roared, firing her LightRifle at a certain white haired super-pervert. Wearing nothing but a towel around her body, Jiraiya had the bright idea to go ahead and peep on her while she was taking a bath.
"Oh Kami! Have mercy! I'm sorry!" Jiraiya cried out while running away from a rampaging red head, wielding all kinds of Hard Light weapons. "I was just giving you a compliment Akane!"
"Compliment my ass! None shall escape my wrath!" Akane roared once more, the LightRifle in her hands firing in its more powerful semi-auto firing setting. "Eat hardlight pervert!"
"I told you I'm a super-"
"Shut up!" Akane interrupted him, firing another round at the super-pervert.
The Prometheans left behind in Demon Country could not help but laugh at the pitiful excuse for a man, "Demon Country just got more interesting hasn't it?" a Promethean asked his fellow Promethean.
"Indeed it has." The second Promethean replied.
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"Jiraiya again?" Shion asked, hearing the gunshots.
"Yeah…" Kushina sighed, "I swear that man never learns."
"You cannot teach an old dog new tricks mom, it's impossible. Well in this case an old perverted dog." Shion chuckled.
"So where is Naruto right now?" Kushina asked her daughter-in-law.
"In a mission with the UNSC, he's helping them establish research bases in Requiem for study, apparently the Covenant remnants want it to." Shion replied, she then heard her daughter cry a bit, "Oh you're hungry?" she placed a blanket over her shoulder, breast feeding her.
Kushina smiled, watching her feed, "Helping the Reclaimers? Well that's good, what of the Sangheili the UNSC are allied with?"
"Too busy in a civil war at the moment. But hopefully with us we can help them flush out the Covenant." Shion replied, she smiled down at her daughter, "At least she's going to be a healthy eater."
"That's good, I can tell Hikari will grow up nicely." Kushina said, smiling at her granddaughter currently feeding.
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"Tsunade-sama! You should not be drinking at this hour!" Shizune protested, watching her teacher drink four bottles of sake in one go.
"Urusei!" Shizune said, her cheeks reddening from the excessive drinking.
"You're already drunk!" Shizune gave out a sigh of defeat, there was no winning.
"STAND STILL PERVERT!" the voice of Akane roared through the streets, Shizune peeked out to see her teacher's granddaughter wearing nothing but a bath towel firing a LightRifle at Jiraiya. She sighed once more, just another regular day.
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"I said I was sorry!" Jiraiya cried out, dodging the endless shots of hardlight rounds aimed at him.
"You will be forgiven once I am satisfied, NOW HOLD STILL!" Akane's red hair began to turn into nine tails, like that of the Kyuubi.
"What have I done to deserve this!?" the super-pervert cried.
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Minato walked into his mother's office, "Has she been drinking again?"
"Unfortunately…" Shizune said, "I swear it's been always like this. By the way Jiraiya peeped on your daughter taking a bath and is now in a rampage trying to kill the pervert."
"Again…" Minato face palmed, "Despite him being my sensei, he will never learn. Have you seen Kushina?"
"She's talking to Shion through a video caller, you should go to her, Hikari is so adorable!" Shizune squealed.
"Alright, I'll see you later." Minato waved at her.
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"So what is Earth like?" Kushina asked.
"It's really beautiful, a lot of people already live there so they expanded to a lot of colonies. Oh hey dad!" Shion spotted Minato sitting beside Kushina.
"Hey Shion, how is Hikari?"
"A healthy little baby girl, she's also a healthy eater."
Minato smiled, "That's great! So how are things with you and Naruto over there?"
"Good, we're doing good. Naruto is in a mission right now at Requiem, I don't know when he'll be back but he has been keeping touch at least." Shion replied, nursing Hikari who was still currently feeding. "Is Akane still trying to kill the super-pervert?"
"Yeah… all in the name of research, I swear that will get him killed someday." Minato sighed.
Shion rolled her eyes, "I doubt that will let him stop his 'research.' During our honeymoon we had to put up guards everywhere in case he tried to peep on us."
"Unbelievable." The older blonde muttered.
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"Have you learned your lesson yet!?" Akane shrieked, still firing her LightRifle.
"NEVER!" Jiraiya roared defiantly, he will never stop his research.
"That just makes things easier for me!" She fired once more, this time hitting Jiraiya on the ass. He flew up into the air, yelping in pain and falling off a cliff at the edge of the town. Demon Country's capital was on a mountain, thus the cold climate and high cliffs.
"Yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!" Jiraiya screamed as fell off the cliff.
"Don't you think that was a bit much Lady Akane?" a warrior-servant asked her, watching Toad Sage fall down.
"Pfft as if…" Akane snorted, "It will take more than that to kill the hermit."
NA: And there you have it! Special Chapter complete! Don't worry all you Jiraiya lovers, he's not dead.
See you guys next time!