I am really sorry for not updating sooner. I had to study for my finals and my life has been really hetic. Hopefully since it is summer I will be able to update more quickly.

Pansy Parkinson was sitting in her living room pouting. She had just gone over to see Draco Malfoy and he rejected her offer to go on a date. It had been the 12 time that week and it was only Monday. But Pansy wasn't worried. One day Draco would fall for her. She just knew he would.

She was busy thinking of new ways to ask Draco out when an owl flew in with a letter.

The Ministry of Magic would like to ask our fellow wizards some questions so we can get to know them better. Most questions are on the work force and what you would do in any positions. No really personal questions will be asked. When finished with your answers please mail back with the owl. NOTE: Once started you can't quit until you finish and send it back.

Question 1: Do you like being a writer for Witch Weekly?

Yes, I quite do. It is rather fun.

Question 2: Do you ever think that maybe Draco Malfoy isn't the man for you?

What? No! Draco is the most perfect wizard everywhere. And he and I belong together.

Question 3: What would you do if I told you Draco has a liking for Astoria Greengrass?

I would kill her! That isn't true is it? Oh why would Draco hurt me this way?

Question 4: If I told you that the question above was true what would you do?

I already told you. I would kill her. But I would make it painful. No one that my Drakiepoo likes can ever have a peaceful death!

Question 5: Have you ever thought of entering yourself into insane asylum?

No, why would I want to do that? I am perfectly sane.

Question 6: Uh hun, I see. So do you ever think you will get over Draco?

Why would I want to get over him? We are destined to be together.

Question 7: Yes, well what if I told you that Marcus Flint had a thing for you?

Well I take the flattery knowledge that Flint likes me but Draco is my man.

Question 8: Do think that Ron left Harry during the Horcruxes hunt because of not having a plan or because he found out that Harry was gay and didn't like the fact that they were sharing a tent?

Oh well I never had a thought on that. I don't really care for things unless it deals with Draco.

Question 9: What if I told you that Draco told us that you are a crazy weirdo...person?

He would never call me that! He loves me.

Question 10: Uh hun and that is why he never says yes to you when you ask him on a date.

He is just playing hard to get. Man you are such a personal survey.

I am not!

Yes you are.

No I'm not.

Are too.

Am not! Just take your freaking coupon and send me back. I don't like talking to imbeciles.

"Ugh! Rude! I am not an imbecile!" Pansy said picking up her coupon. "Weasleys? Why would I want to go there?"

R&R