Pokémon Peer Bonding

Hey everyone, welcome back to another chapter of Red VS Blue! So before I had posted this chapter today, I notice that we have over 1000 views, I think that's not a bad start for story with only 14 chapters. Also, originally the title of the episode was called Human Peer Bonding, but since everyone is a Pokémon, just had to change that, just so it can fit the story. So last time things keep getting more hectic, the Reds just got attacked by a freelancer but luckily managed to capture Tex. Now it's up to the Blues to save the day…Easier said than done.

Jaegothis7: The whole Zoroark thing was by chance. One day I wanted to draw the Reds and Blues as Pokémon. The more I thought about how awesome Tex is, and as well as to how her character is and all, I kinda felt that a Zoroark matched her.

Quilava's Storybook: thanks for the kind words. Whether long or small, it's always the thought that counts.

Also, shout out for Josephiroth! Thanks for the fav and follow.

Now that that's done with, time for the story! I don't own Pokémon nor Red vs Blue

"Let me get this straight, you're telling me that the guy who showed up here, scared the living crap out of us, shot at Caboose, and beat the hell out of the Reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick? And on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?" Tucker had been pacing back and forth, trying to figure the whole Tex thing ever since Church told them that he was in fact a she. The Lucario just nods after hearing all those questions.

"In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary."

"I should've known!" Caboose was still freaking out about the whole revelation. "She didn't like me…Girls never like me."

The Dewott stops in his place as he just looks at the Mudkip. "Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you."

"I like me…"

Ignoring the comment, Tucker continues on. "I don't think I've ever seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like…part guy, part Sharpedo?"

At this Church quickly answers Tucker's questions. "I'm pretty sure I'd know if Tex was a guy. And I'm definitely sure I would know if she was part Sharpedo."

"Wait, wait, wait…" Caboose starts to shake his head at all these different ideas. "If she's a girl, why is she named Tex?"

"Uh, because she's from Texas."

"…" Caboose didn't quite fully understood the question.

"Trust me, it makes sense. And you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with."

Tucker quickly answers, thinking he already knows why she's like that. "Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half Sharpedos that won't even want me. Thanks for nothing Arceus!" He shouts that last part at the sky, while a nerve starts to form on Church's head.

"Will you shut up with that?! She got recruited into some kind of weird experimental program back during basic, where they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I'm not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it madder her meaner and tougher than hell."

"A…I..." Caboose was yet again confused by these words, scratching his head at the process. "What's the A stand for?"

"Artificial."

"What's the I-?"

Church cuts him off with an answer. "Intelligence."

"Oooohhhhhhhh…What was the A again?"

"Let's move on." He turns back to Tucker, know that he had something else to say.

"So…The military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all she's really just a sweet, down-home girl?"

The Lucario quickly shakes his head at that question. "Oh hell no! She's always been rotten to the core. It's just now she's rotten to the core with cybernetic enhancements."

"Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there, buddy. She's a keeper."

Ignoring that last part, Church turns back to Caboose, somewhat concerned for the Mudkip. "So how're you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?"

He starts to make a really serious face as he thinks about the whole topic. "I think so…That guy Tex…is really a robot…and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you…a gay robot." He starts smiling as his suppose genius answer.

Both Church and Tucker just stare at him, Church letting out a sigh. "…Yeah…That's right…I'm a gay robot."

Meanwhile, back at red base. Both Grif and Simmons were assigned to watch Tex while she was in the prison cell. While Grif was relaxing, Simmons still had his weapon ready, just in case she tried anything. Starting to get bored, Grif decides to start up a conversation.

"So…You're a girl, huh?"

She just stares at them, not giving any signs of interest. Simmons, without taking his eyes off, makes a comment. "Just ignore him, that's what I do."

"Not so tough now that we took your weapon and locked you in here, are ya?"

Starting to get confident, Grif gets up and stands by the cell, feeling all smug. She then stares directly at him with a threatening glare. "Hey punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you."

"Yeah right. What're you gonna do? Punch me?" At that she quickly makes a move, cause the Charmeleon to scream and jump back. "Not in the face!"

She just smiles to herself, imagining what kind of pain she will inflict on the fire lizard once she gets out. Back at Blue Base, the team starts to form a plan on what to do next.

"Well don't worry. Because I have a great plan for how we're gonna rescue Tex."

"A plan?" Tucker couldn't help but shout out loud after hearing what Church just said. "Oh man, I hate plans. That means we're gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy, or a…mission statement?"

"I just need you guys to run a distraction, while I spring Tex."

Caboose starts to chuckle a bit. "Distraction? Heh…That sounds a lot like decoy."

"The way I see it, the Reds have absolutely no idea how many Freelancers we have out here. So all I need from the two of you is to run around in the middle of the canyon, wearing black armor, while I sneak in the back of the base."

Tucker nods in agreement, seeing as the plan didn't seem too hard. "Sounds good. But Church, where the hell are we gonna get two suits of black armor? Especially for a Dewott and a Mudkip?" Church doesn't say anything, instead he just smiles as he looks at the teleporting. When Tucker looks at it too, he finally realizes what Church had in mind and quickly dreads where this is going. "Oh crapberries."

Okay, and we are done. So not too much happened here, but next chapter things are going to get hectic…again. For those of you who don't remember, Tucker doesn't like those teleporters, especially since he had to go through them last time and it made his armor black.

Will the Blues rescue Tex from the Reds, or will they be prepared for what's coming next? Well seeing the how the characters are, it's still surprising how they are still alive…Well except for Church…Anyways, don't forget to leave a review, and see you next time.