Chapter 13
Bella – BiteMe
Edward – EC&BS
Carlisle – Doctor101
Esme – MamaBear
Emmett – IAintDumb
Alice – HypedUpShopaholic
Rosalie – NotTheAverageBlonde
Jasper – IFeelYou
Jacob – WerewolvesRule
HypedUpShopaholic has logged on.
EC&BS has logged on.
IAintDumb has logged on.
IFeelYou has logged on.
BiteMe has logged on.
NotTheAverageBlonde has logged on.
IFeelYou: Has anyone seen Esme?
EC&BS: No, why?
HypedUpShopaholic: What's wrong?
IFeelYou: Nothing.
IAintDumb: I think, I know! He wants to borrow Esme's romance novels!
NotTheAverageBlonde: Yeah, so?
IAintDumb: What do you mean 'yeah, so'?
BiteMe: She meant, 'so what?'
IAintDumb: Am I missing something here?
EC&BS: Yes, dear brother.
IAintDumb: That would be?
EC&BS: Your brain.
IFeelYou: OMG that has GOT to hurt.
BiteMe: ……
IAintDumb: Did you just say 'OMG'?
IFeelYou: Your point?
HypedUpShopaholic: Ummm, Jazzy. You do know that girls only say that?
IFeelYou: God, what is wrong with the world?! They're so sexist.
NotTheAverageBlonde: It's not them, you're just gay.
IFeelYou: I am not!
IAintDumb: Hey! It's not his fault he sings Disney songs in the attic!
BiteMe: Whoa. Rewind and rephrase-
NotTheAverageBlonde: Y-yo-you sing Disney?
IFeelYou: Dammit Emmett! How the hell did you know?!
IAintDumb: It's called magic!
IFeelYou: Magic, my ass!
EC&BS: I thought you already told us your deepest darkest secret, Jasper!
HypedUpShopaholic: What the hell, Jasper?!
IFeelYou: I didn't want any of you to make f-fu-fun of me.
EC&BS: And look how that turned out?
BiteMe: So Emmett, what songs does he sing?
IAintDumb: Mostly everything.
HypedUpShopaholic: By everything, you mean just a few songs, right?
IAintDumb: Nope.
NotTheAverageBlonde: Then?
IFeelYou: Don't tell them, Emmett.
IFeelYou: I'd do anything! Spare me!
IAintDumb: I'm so sorry, Jasper! I never knew what came over me. I really am truly sorry. Cross my heart and hope to…live? Can you ever forgive me? I'd do anything to make it up. I'd kiss your feet. Hell! I'll kiss Bella if you want me to!
EC&BS: Wtf?
NotTheAverageBlonde: Emmett Cullen! How dare you?!
BiteMe: I'm shocked.
IAintDumb: It's not my fault! Jasper was making me feel all guilty!
EC&BS: Jasper!
IFeelYou: All right, all right. Sor-ry!
IAintDumb: As I was saying before I was impolitely interrupted.
IFeelYou: Don't!
IAintDumb: He sings every song in Disney! From HSM to the background music that played when Bambi's mom died!
BiteMe: Bambi's mom died?!
EC&BS: You haven't seen it?
BiteMe: No! I never got to the ending. I can't believe she died! *cue tears*
BiteMe: Thanks a lot, Emmett!
BiteMe has logged off.
EC&BS: See what you did?!
IAintDumb: It ain't my fault I didn't know.
IFeelYou: No! It is your fault for being so nosy!
EC&BS: I'm going to go to Bella's.
EC&BS has logged off.
IAintDumb: Jerk!
IFeelYou: Brown-noser!
IAintDumb: Dr Phil wannabe!
IFeelYou: Thumbsucker!
IAintDumb: *gasps* oh no you didn't *snaps fingers in Z formation*
IFeelYou: oooo, I just did!
IAintDumb: Hey, where's Rosie and Alice?
IAintDumb: This is the usual part they threaten us for no sex if we don't stop arguing.
IFeelYou: Oh yeah.
IFeelYou: Alice? Rosie?
IAintDumb: Is it me or do I hear I Don't Dance from HSM2 in the background?
IFeelYou: In fact, I do.
IAintDumb: I think it's coming from Rosie's room. Let's check it out.
IAintDumb is busy. AutoMessage: I don't dance.I know you can. Not a chance.
If I could do this, well, you could do that. But I don't dance. Hit it out of the park! Uh-oh.
IFeelYou is away. AutoMessage: I don't dance. I say you can. Not a chance. If I can do this and you can do that, but I don't dance. Sing it, Emmett!
----a few minutes later----
IAintDumb: HAHA! *rolls on floor laughing*
IFeelYou: My eyes! HAHAHA!
HypedUpShopaholic: Can't us girls get some privacy around here?!
NotTheAverageBlonde: Yeah! So we were jumping on the bed to I Don't Dance! It doesn't give you the right to laugh your asses off!
IFeelYou: I'm sorry, it's just that….
IAintDumb: You literally can't dance!
IFeelYou: HAHAHA!
IAintDumb: HAHAHAHA!
HypedUpShopaholic: Hmphh! You will pay!
NotTheAverageBlonde: Grr! Don't tell us we didn't warn you!
HypedUpShopaholic has logged off.
NotTheAverageBlonde has logged off.
IAintDumb: Hahaha.
IFeelYou: They're up to something.
IAintDumb: I don't care! Haha! I'm still laughing my ass off!
IFeelYou: You don't care, huh? What if I tell you Rosie just sold your Jeep in E-Bay?
IAintDumb: She did what?! How would you know?!
IFeelYou: I'm looking at it now on E-Bay. 'Shitty, ugly Jeep for $0.99'
IAintDumb: Oh no! And for 0.99!
IFeelYou: HAHAHA!
IAintDumb: Laughing our ass, are we now?
IFeelYou: Yes! HAHA!
IAintDumb: HAHAHA!
IFeelYou: Why are you laughing?
IAintDumb: Alice just burnt all of your Oprah DVD collections!
IFeelYou: What?! No!
IFeelYou has logged off.
IAintDumb: What the hell?!
IAintDumb: This MikeN. just bought my Jeep! Why does that name sound so familiar?
IAintDumb has logged off.
Author's Note:
Can someone please tell me what OOC means? I'm a bit confused. So what do you think of the new chapter? Sorry if I took too long. Oh and I just updated A Happier Ending.