I've done A WHOLE WEEK of training.

It sucks.

I'm feeling light headed, I lost a lot of blood.

It hasn't been regenerating as fast as usual.

I'm healing slower too! Agh!

Kakuzu has finally bought more decent food.

I'M STARVING.

I wait till night, dinner for ME was a salad and ONE FINGER SIZED PIECE OF STEAK.

I sneak into the kitchen after everyones asleep.

I pull out the still warm steak, the bottle of soda, and whatever else I needed to stay alive.

Ok, not literally.

Ugh, I think I passed out eating.

"UKE!" Scarlet screeches.

"Told ya, she's untrainible." Coal laughs.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." I moan. "It's soooo gooood."

I reach for a piece of steak and bring it to my mouth.

"Stop eating!" Scarlet snaps.

"Where'd all her cuts and bruises go?" Mizu pokes some fairly sensitive skin.

"Ouch!" I jerk away. "I heal fast, but it still hurts damnit!"

"Sorry,"

"But still, that food was goooood." I munch on a raw hot dog.

"Stop that! It'll make you sick!" Scarlet snatches the raw hot dog away.

I yawn, "Time for my mid-morning nap."

I flop onto the couch, ignoring Scarlet's yells of protest.

"Give it up, Scarlet. She's Uke." Coal pats Scarlets shoulder. "You had a good run, but a weeks' her limit."

"If it makes you feel any better," I sit up some. "I DID gain more physical endurance stuff, whatever you were talking about... And I can run faster! Hellz yeah!"

I crash on the couch, ignoring the talking.

I wake up around noon.

"Lazy!" Scarlet huffs

"Damn right."

She rolls her eyes with a " I give up!" and stomps off.

"Aaand, we're out of food." Konan smacks me upside the head.

"Ow! What was that for?" I whine.

"Cause you ate all the damn food in less than 10 hours!" She smacks my head again.

"Ow! Stop that!"

"Where're we gonna get food for a month!" Konan exclaims with another hit.

"Ow! Konan!"

"Well!" Smack!

"Oww... My head hurts..." I mumble. "I can get us some money..."

"How?"

"Just get me a few fangirls and sell them as whores..."

"Ok, new idea." She pops my head.

"Ok ow! I'm being serious now!"

"You better..."

"Um... Uh... THE BASEMENT!" I shoot up. "We could sell stuff in that basement!"

I now fear being hit by Konan, that last one knocked a filling loose.

"That's... A good idea." Konan nods approvingly. "BOYS!"

The male members of the Akatsuki are in the room 10 seconds flat.

"Get all the useless stuff out the basement and bring it in here. We're gonna sell it." Konan instructs.

There's a few reluctant nods and the guys file out.

"Wow, that was easy." I comment.

"Well duh, I'm Konan." Konan pats my head.

I sort through all the junk that was brought up.

Weapons, Summonings, food, CD's, etc, etc... junkies.

"OK, everythings sorted! There's 5 piles!" I announce. "Weapons, Summonings, junk, books, and music!"

"I call music and books!" Scarlet raises her hand.

"I choose weapons... mainly cause your bad with weapons, Uke." Coal jokes.

"If I had a nickle for everytime I had to choose last or was chosen last..." I grumble. "I could buy us a new TV."

"OMG! That's so true!"

"Heck yeah!" I throw some random bucket behind my back.

There's a loooud stream of cuss words.

Hidan glowers at me.

"We're bringing back the swear jar." Kakuzu sets a jar on the coffee table.

Hidan shoves about 5 dollars in, after a brief threat.

"Hahaha, take that!" I tease.

He throws the bucket at my head.

"FUCK YOU!"

"Uke." Kakuzu holds the jar up to me.

"Stupid old guy..." I grumble, digging around in my pocket for money.

I shove it into the jar and collect the Junk and Summonings.

"I'm out, before I go broke." I grumble.

"Hey hey, who wants to buy some stuff?" I pull my wagon into Waterfall village. "I've got so much stuff, you wouldn't believe! You want summonings? I gots summonings! You want..." I pull something random out the pile. "A big pretty stone? I gots it! You wanna... costume for all those cool parties?"

A few people look a bit curious.

"You want hats, come and get em' cause I got it all!" I cheer.

One dude comes up to me, looking through my stuff.

He catches me staring at him, "See something you like?"

"YOU WISH!" I snap.

He chuckles and settles for 3 summonings and a dying book of Icha Icha paradise.

"Perv," I mutter. "We are happy! Happy nappers! And we love to play with you!" I sing.

I then realize this is a BIG village.

I tap my chin, then go into an alley.

I come out the alley with Nuke holding half the junk, Kuke holding half the summonings.

"This should be much faster..." I laugh quietly.

"Psh, sure." Kuke comments.