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Chapter 14: Obtain and Rescue

The Castle of Troia was huge. It was quite extravagant, which explains why everyone practically lives there. Mike was right when he said almost everyone in the kingdom was all female. That is, except for the male hookers. The girls were gawking at Charlie and Mike, while Violet and Veruca were getting jealous. "Can they stop staring at you two? It's like they never seen a man before."

"Welcome, children," The ruler said, "I am the head Cleric. My name is Leonora, and I welcome you."

Charlie stated, "Hello. We have been sent by the Warriors of Light, in order to receive the Earth Crystal. We need to borrow it."

Leonora looked with frustration. "I would loan it, but that foolish Dark Elf stole it and headed to his lair."

Mike twinged. "Dark...Elf..."

Leonora was delighted, "Oh you've heard of the Dark Elf! He lives in a cave with strong magnetism. You can't equip anything metallic."

Violet observed, "He has that look in his eye again."

Mike stomped over to a telephone and used it right away. "Golbez, this is Mike. Listen, my friend, I'm not sure you know this, but ARE YOU CRAZY! THE ONE YOU DIDN'T GET IS THE ONE THAT GETS STOLEN BY A SILLY-LOOKING LITTLE GOON NAMED THE DARK ELF? HIS CAVE IS PURE EVIL, AND SEARCHING FOR THE MAGE SUMMON IS PURE HELL! JUST CAST METEO RIGHT ON THE CAVE AND I WILL GET YOU THE CRYSTAL, EVEN IF I HAVE TO DESTROY AN ENTIRE ARMADA TO GET TO IT! Yes, thank you, and goodbye."

They all heard a shaking, and meteors were flying down from the sky. The crashed right on the Dark Elf's lair, killing it before it even knew what was happening. In the rubble, the Earth Crystal and a mage summon was sitting there in the open. Leonora was in shock. "You may borrow the crystal."

They used the direction of the meteors to determine where the Tower of Zot was. The Tower of Zot was a citadel in the sky, where Golbez holds several operations. The went inside, where every monster was just sitting and talking.

"I tell you, Valerie, It's super boring sitting here doing nothing." A Black Knight named SwordMan said. "We should just leave."

"Where can we go? We're in the sky! By the way, my name is EpeeGirl, not Valerie. Hey, who are those hunks over there?" She pointed to Mike and Charlie. "Hey boys! I bet you could have some fun with me!"

Charlie said, "We're looking for Golbez."

EpeeGirl flatly said, "He's at the top. We'd attack you, but you have the crystal, and we're too bored to care. Do whatever you want."

Near the top, they encountered three girls. One tall with a spear, one chubby with a scythe, and one shrimp with a shrimpy knife. "Want to just walk out in front of them?" They shrugged their shoulders, prompting Mike to walk ahead.

"Hello, everyone! I'm Sandy!" The tall one said.

"I'm Cindy!" The chubby said in a deep voice.

The shrimp said in a high pitch voice, "And I'm Mindy!"

Mike said, "You're the Magus sisters, and you want to fight us. Can we get this over with?"

Sandy said, "We're not fighting you. We're too bored, so..." The girls started texting each other. "By the way, you over there..." She was pointing to Charlie. "Call me."

They walked inside to see Golbez taunting Rydia, who was still captured. "GOLBEZ... You really need to let your allies out more. They are so bored, we walked here."

Golbez sighed, "I know. It's so boring, I was delighted to destroy that cave for you. Still, I'm planning to dump this dump. Half of the mechanical enemies don't even work. Still, you have the crystal?" Mike handed him the Earth Crystal. "Excellent. Valvalis!" A wind came into the room. A beautiful blonde in a revealing outfit arrived. "This is Barbariccia, but her poor translation name is Valvalis. How someone translates that bad, I don't know. Oh, and Rydia is free to go." He released Rydia and escaped.

"I am Valvalis, archfiend of the wind! You stand no chance-"

Mike interrupted, "We so don't have time for this." He summoned the Shadow Dragon. It used Black Fang, instantly defeating her. They stood over Valvalis, who was whimpering.

"Please don't kill me! I don't even want to be with Golbez! I was forced into it! I don't even like being a demon! Please spare me!"

Mike replied, "I won't. I have a better idea." He used the item that he got from the genie. "Now you are a summoned monster."

Valvalis kissed him on the cheek, "Thank you! Thank you! I won't forget this!" She disappeared after. Mike looked to see he had two more of the summoning item. He had to use them wisely, he thought.

Rydia came over, "Thank you for saving me!" She kissed Mike on the cheek, as well. "Now I can get out of this prison uniform!" She took the uniform off, only to be naked again!

Violet groaned, "Oh come on! We've seen Rydia naked too many times! Let's just get out of here!"

That's the chapter! Next comes the next step into the story! Take care everyone!