(Hey! R&R and stuff…

Oh, wait! I should let you know that some of the jokes used in here are from Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Parody by Lanipator from you tube, I shall list the jokes used at the end of the story, as Lani is awesome and pwnsome for thinking of the genius work that is YYH Abridged Parody, and even though I doubt he will read this and yell at me for stealing, I am not a thief and Lani deserves credit!)

"Gotta focus… focus… no distractions… none… Ohmigoshasquirelthatgoespeep!" Amanda squealed as we walked around looking for whoever was stalking us. Would you like a translation of Amanda's jabber? "Oh mi gosh! A squirrel that goes peep!"

"Shut up… and stop swinging that axe around before you cut someone's head off!" I yelled, glad that people weren't around to see us. Why? Because, I believe that if someone saw two girls walking along with a boomer-sword and a giant axe they would… well, they would either run in fear or call the cops. Obviously, the whole running in fear is nice but the cops… eh, not so much.

"Sorry!" She apologized then stopped.

"Huh? What's up Manda?" I asked, looking back at her.

"Hmm? Oh, the sky! But can't you feel it?" Amanda said, and I gave her a confused look.

"Feel what?" I sighed, expecting something about zombies and sure enough…

"Teh l337 zombehz! Zey are near-eth!" She yelled, then added, "As is our not-so-l337 pencil stalker!"

I tilted my head to the side in more confusion, wondering how the heck she could know if our pencil stalker is near, but before I could question it someone's voice startled me,

"What the heck is a pencil stalker?"

"Oh, it's someone who stalks you, breaks into your locker, and gives you pencils." Amanda explained calmly.

"Well I assure you I am far from… a 'pencil stalker'." He replied and rolled my eyes.

"Really? Then, if you aren't a pencil stalker, what are you?" I asked, readying my boomerang.

"I am an assassin, of course. Sent here to kill you two bothersome humans." He began, then smiled at us. "Lucky for me that Kurama and Hiei have let you go off on your own, or this would be quite the bothersome job."

"Oh, really? Well, if it's not going to bother you then…" I glared at him. "Die!" I threw by boomer-sword at him and smirked, expecting him to be finished.

But he wasn't.

"Woah, woah, not so fast, I want to see all the abilities the old woman Genkai has taught you before I kill you." He said from behind Amanda and me.

"Fine, if that's what you want!" Amanda yelled, her axe growing in size. "I'll chop you up, so even l337 zombification won't bring you back!"

Amanda lifted her axe to slice him in half but he just sighed and flicked her forehead, sending her flying back.

"Owie! Manda gots a boo-boo!" She whined and I sighed.

"Be serious Manda!" I said, running after the assassin as he began to ran off.

Why would he run away? Isn't he the stronger one? Unless… it's a trap… Oh well, if I don't follow him, he won't die, so it doesn't matter.

"Wait for meeeee!" Amanda chased after me, thus ensuring the death of the not-so pencil stalker. For his sake, he'd better be ready for our fury.

(The peeping squirrel thing was from the Abridged movie.

Well, that's all for now! Bai, Bai!)