Tails: That sure was a fun game of Canasta. Too bad Cream through the table out the window. Who knew a 6 year old was that strong? She pulled a freaking Shizuo when I told her I accidentally sold Cheese to that nice, jumpy ice cream man... although I'm still not sure that white stuff he was selling was ice cream. I sure hope Goku and Ichigo are all right- I've never heard a sound like that come from a man's back. Oh well, time to hit the hay. I gotta get up extra early tomorrow to make it for the promo shooting of the next Sonic gam- what the... Sonic, why are you in my bed?
Sonic: Tails, you ever wondered if there is life in outer space, or maybe, in some distant alternate universe, cartoons are real? Or maybe, just maybe, a tomato isn't actually either a fruit or a vegetable but... a fish?
Tails:¼. What the *hell* does that have to do with you in my bed?
Sonic: I'on'ow. Wanna make lemonade?
Tails: Sonic, it's 11 at night in the middle of winter!
Sonic: Wanna make lemonade?
Tails: I wanna make Z's!
Sonic: Wanna make lemonade?
Tails: Go away! I'll play with you at the Special Center for Special and Disabled People tomorrow after the promo shoot!
Sonic: (With a spiky, medieval mace) Wanna make lemonade?
Tails: Sure!
Later
Sonic: Ok, what do we need to make lemonade? First thing on the list.
Tails: Um¼ lemons? (Second of silence)
Sonic: Ew, Tails, GROSS. I need to block you from that goddamn fanfiction site, it's corrupting your little, naïve mind with pictures of Sonadow and crap. I knew I should've sold your laptop for extra ring money.
Tails: I don't!
Sonic: Ah, ah, ah!
Tails: Bu-
Sonic: Duh!
Tails: I-
Sonic: Dah!
Tails: What-
Sonic: Dope!
Tails: ¼ Oh all right.
Sonic: Now then, let's get some lemons for our lemonade!
(later)
Sonic: LEMONS!
Tails: LEMONS!
Sonic: Tails, Jesus F'ing CHRIST, STOP!
(Later, as in morning)
Tails: I wonder what was so important that Sonic had to go home for. I've been standing out here all night waiting for customers, and not one has come. I'm cold, I'm tired...
Sonic: Tails, what the hell.
Tails: What do you mean, what the hell? You had me stand here all night while you were doing your 'business appropriated low-energy activity' at your home. This lemonade stand is a bust!
Sonic: Tails this is your worst idea ever.
Tails: Wha- My worst idea?!
Sonic: Seriously, it's like the middle of winter. Lemonade? Please. Why'd you even waste your whole night standing here?
Tails: (Locking and loading a sawed off shotgun) Sonic, I can't control my fingers!
GUNSHOT GUNSHOT
Sonic: HOLY CRAP, TAILS! WATCH WHERE YOU SHOOT THAT THING!
(elsewhere)
Shadow: (Flipping through channels) I wonder what Silver's doing right now. And when I say 'I wonder what Silver's doing right now', I really mean, 'His ass had better be making me some pizza.' And why am I watching the news? Nothing good ever comes on the news. Hey wait, what's this? "Crazed Mutant Fox Brutally Attacks Hedgehog?" Huh... Oh well, I bet that has nothing to do with Sonic and Tails, whom I am mentioning only because the 4th wall of this story needs to be broken.
(elsewhere)
Sonic: Hey, Tails, look at that crazed mutant fox mutilate that poor hedgehog!
Tails: Wow, that's so gruesome. Now about the fact that you kept me out here in freezing temperatures all night while slept in your nice, toasty bed...
Sonic: Tails, go to your room.
Tails: Yes sir...