CHAPTER TITLE: Third Chapter, Part II
FANDOM: LazyTown/Silent Hill
PAIRING: Robbie Rotten/Stephanie, Sportacus/Stephanie
CHARACTERS: Robbie Rotten, Stephanie, Sportacus
GENRE: Horror
RATING: M
SUMMARY: The fairytale happiness of LazyTown comes to an end when an archaic sacrifice goes horribly wrong. Everyone is left paying the price when Sportacus leaves forever.
WARNINGS: Violence, language
AUTHOR'S NOTE: A larger, longer version of a crackfic I already did. I've never actually seen LazyTown. This is all based off what I've read on Wikipedia. It was merely an experiment to see if I could cross the two fandoms.
DISCLAIMER: Obvious this isn't mine.
Dear Sportacus,
I'm writing this on the train right now. We only left the station an hour or so and I'm already missing LazyTown. I'm exciting to see my parents, of course, but LazyTown really feels like home. I know I only come here during the summer, so that may sound a little silly. I know that four weeks shouldn't seem like a long time, but that's thirty days I'll be away! My mother has signed me up for a summer dance programme which I'm excited to start. When I come back, I promise to show you everything I learned. Maybe we can have a talent show for the whole town before the summer's over? Everyone can show their skills in exercise? You'll probably think of a better way to build off my idea! When I look out the window of the train car, I can see so much countryside. Sometimes I forget how far away LazyTown is from the rest of the world. But then, you're much farther away from your home then I am. Do you miss your home? Sometimes I don't miss the city at all. Well, I don't want to use up all my stationary with me going on and on and on. Can't wait to hear back from you, P. Milford said I could plant sunflowers by the front walkway when I return. Do you like sunflowers?
Stephanie
Dear Stephanie, I was sad to see you leave, but I know it's only for a little while, so I will simply await your return. And thank you for buying me the stationary for me to write to you with. You didn't have to do that, but that's one of your many great qualities—always thinking of others! I think your idea for a talent show is wonderful! When you return, we'll have to make plans to organise one. I think it would be fun! I have a few dried sunflower heads with their seeds, if you'd like to use them for your garden. My crystal is beeping right now, so I must be off! Have a wonderful day,
No, I don't think you're silly for missing LazyTown. You have many friends here, so it's only natural that you wouldn't be happy to leave.
Sportacus
Dear Sportacus, You'd hate it here. There's too much traffic, there's too much noise, there's too many buildings, and for everything everyone has, no one seems to be happy. It's dreadful. I even stopped going to the dance classes my mother signed me up for because nobody there seems to be enjoying them. There are also too many lights at night and I can't see the stars when I go to bed. And I miss getting to play out in the park. My parents are too busy to take me and I'm not allowed to go alone, so I spend a lot of time cooped up in the house and I would play my music loud and dance to it, but the apartment building's rules say I can't. Sorry this letter is all complaints. I guess I just miss LazyTown. I hope your nights have stars, PS. Wouldn't you like your sunflower seeds for yourself? I'm sure you don't have much room to grow them on your ship, but maybe we could find somewhere else you'd enjoy them?
Stephanie
Dear Stephanie, I'm staying up late just for you tonight so that I can look at the stars and watch them for you. Do you know your constellations? My people have different names for them than yours, so I'll take this opportunity to teach a few of them to you. Above me is the "Night River" or as you would know it, the "Milky Way". It's very bright—surely you won't miss it in the city tonight! To the north is the constellation called "Aquila", which what we call the "Lapis Eye Key", a figure in our mythology of a token key that humans can use to unlock the gateway into our world. It is composed of eight main stars. It lies slightly to the left of the Night River. To the south is the "Seal of the Keeper of Arms" or "Lupus". During this time of the year it isn't very bright, but come winter, it will light up the entire night sky. The "Seal of the Executioner of Laws" is "Pegasus" is in the west, right above the crest of the mountains. To us, "Cygnus" is the "Seal of the Keeper of Lore". At the moment it is almost directly above me, to the west of the Night River. "Capricorn", which is one of the figures in your peoples' zodiac, is "Seal of the Performer of Rites". We actually add an additional star to the constellation to complete the figure. Orion is bright tonight. I'm beginning to fall asleep, so I shall have to leave the lesson at that. I can't wait for you to see the stars again,
Sportacus
Dear Stephanie, Has it really only been three weeks since I last saw you? It feels like much, much longer. I hope you don't mind two letters in one week. Hope you're enjoying your time at home,
I, along with the rest of LazyTown, eagerly await your return.
Sportacus
Dear Sportacus, You're right—this four week trip back home is taking FOREVER! I can only send you a short let today. Oh! You're probably wondering about the stickers I enclosed—while I was out shopping with my mother today, I saw them in the stationary aisle and thought of you. The neatest thing about them is that not only are they shaped like sportscandy, but they smell like them, too! All you have to do is rub their surface and then you'll smell the fruit! I thought you might like them for your Energy Book. I have a set of my own for the energy book you gave me—I'm using them to mark every day I eat all my fruits and veggies! I miss you a lot. Your last two letters have really helped me though this week! See you soon,
Stephanie
Dear Stephanie, Thank you for the stickers. I can't wait to use them! I haven't had much free time the past few days, and I fear it may be just as busy for the next few days as well, so I shall keep this letter to the point: I miss you very much. Sportacus
Sportacus, I miss you very much, too. Steph
Stephanie, I will be the first one waiting for you at the train station. Sportacus
S,
I can't wait to see you!
St
It's nice to be able to leave these notes on your window sill again. Welcome back home, Stephanie. Sportacus