Marechiyo Omaeda

Omaeda was munching on his crackers, crumbs flying everywhere as he walked through the 2nd Division.

"Hmm… Where should I hide? It's got to be good…" he mumbled to himself, crumbs sent soaring through the air.

He entered the kitchen. "May as well, it's better than a lot of places I can think of."

"It's the only place you ever think of." whispered a tiny voice in the back of his mind that Omaeda promptly crushed.

Looking around, the gigantic fridge he had bought for the Division a couple of weeks ago caught his eye. It was glistening in the corner, the sun making it look even more stunning than when he had bought it.

It was beautiful.

"The perfect hiding spot for me!" he said with a smirk. Omaeda walked up to the fridge and pulled the door open. Of course, it was well stocked, as he had ordered it to be. "But first, I'm going to have to empty it if I'm going to fit inside!"

Omaeda took out a leg of chicken in one hand and a lobster in the other, crackers left forgotten on the table, and, without further ado, began to stuff his face.

Alrighty guys, you know how it works!

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Now then…

The next few chapters, like this one, are going to be freakishly short. That's not weird for me, but it's just a heads up. I have three chapters typed up and waiting to be uploaded, but I need some reviews for this chapter first. Is 5 fair?

Oh, and if there are no more suggestions for who to do, I'm going to proceed typing up the

FINAL CHAPTER!

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