Chapter 14: Church Fight!

After a week since the triplets went to have dinner at Greg's place, their parents had to go on a business trip to London for a month and left them at the Heffleys'.

"Now remember, none of you are allowed to touch the Internet unless it's an emergency. And remember to be polite to Mr. and Mrs. Heffley, we don't want to hear any complains." Doris said.

"Yeah mom!" Max and Rex rolled their eyes.

"I'll miss you, mom and dad!" Max hugged his parents.

"No, I'll miss you two more!" Rex snorted as he hugged his parents.

"Oh knock it off, I'll miss dad and mom the most!" Tracy giggled as she hugged their parents.

"Have a safe trip, Ken and Doris!" Mr. and Mrs. Heffley said.

"We will, take care of our kids please." Doris smiled.

"Bye." Everyone waved at Kendore and Doris as they went to the airport.

"So, where are gonna sleep? Mr. and Mrs. Heffley?" Max asked.

"You boys will be sleeping with Greg, Tracy, you can sleep in Manny's room!" Mrs. Heffley said while Max, Rex and Greg did a Hi-5.

"Um…Mrs. Heffley? Where is Manny's room?" Tracy asked.

"You could just call us Uncle Frank and Aunt Susan. The middle room in front of the stairs, the bathroom is in your right and Rodrick's room is by your left." Mrs. Heffley said as she hold Manny in her arms.

"So uh…welcome to the family." Rodrick blushed a little.

"Thanks Rodrick." Tracy smiled as she blushed back.

"For one month only." Max added.

"Yep, ought to be like living with your boyfriend!" Rex joked.

"WHAT DID YOU TWO TWITS JUST SAY?!" Rodrick nearly yelled.

"Hey wanna go to my room? I just found out that you need a fire arrow and the Bow of Ice to defeat the Emperor of Electro Dragon-Tron in Level 8!" Greg said dragging Max and Rex upstairs.

"So um…need me to help you out with that?" Rodrick asked pointing at her bag.

"Nah, I can handle it just fine." Tracy smiled as she carried her bag upstairs.

"You say so." Rodrick shrugged as he blushed.

The next day…

It was another Sunday morning and The Heffley family went to the church along with the Triplets.

"Poopy~" Manny said giggling at Greg's chocolate stain behind his pants.

"Manny!" Greg was upset. Rodrick smirked evilly as he put the chocolate wrapper into his pockets.

"Oh dear…" Mrs. Heffley said.

"Hey is that Holly?" Max and Rex pointed at Holly Hills as she walked in the church with her family.

"Hey Holly!" Max greeted Holly first.

"Hey Max, Rex, Tracy, and um…Greg?" Holly asked pointing at Greg.

"Hey Holly." Tracy smiled.

"Where's your parents?" Holly asked.

"They went to London for work and would be back next month." Tracy said.

"Holly, can you help me get my brush? And don't forget my matching silver mirror with pearls on it!" Heather Hills asked loudly.

"Oh, See you later!" Holly waved at them.

"I'm not going in with a chocolate stain on my pants!" Greg said.

"But you can't skip church." Mrs. Heffley said.

"You can borrow my pants." Rodrick said as he was about to take off his pants. Tracy shielded her eyes and turned around.

"Hey, great son you got there Heffley!" Mr. Heffley's bosses, Mr. Anderson and Mr. Warren's cars passed by.

"Put your pants on right now!" Mr. Heffley said.

"Don't forget that people are watching!" Max and Rex nudged Rodrick's shoulders and pointed at Tracy.

Rodrick sighed as he put his pants back on. Mrs. Heffley made Greg put on her pink sweater that has white daisies on it as a kilt.

The Heffleys and The triplets went inside the church where everyone was singing some prayers (I am not Christian, so not so sure what they were singing). Max and Rex sat with Greg in the middle row, Rodrick and Tracy sat in by the corner, Mr. and Mrs. Heflley sat by the edge with Manny.

Not so long later, the priest started handing out some candy to other people and Greg's family and the Triplets were next.

"Get up, Greg!" Max said.

"But everyone will see the stain." Greg said.

"People are looking, they won't know if you don't show them." Mr. Heffley shot Greg a look as Greg got up.

Greg walked in front of Rodrick and walked up to the priest.

(Rodrick's P.O.V.)

I noticed Greggie's stupid sweater, and I suddenly stepped onto Mom's sweater and the sweater fell off right in front of everyone in town.

I laughed loudly when a little girl shouted.

"Poop! Mommy, look! He pooped his pants!" The little twit said loudly as everyone looked at that wimp! I have to give that little twit some credit for that!

"No! This isn't what it looks like! See? It's chocolate!" The wimp said as he pretended to lick the stain by finger.

Oh My God! It was certainly something worth dying for! I wish I had a camera! I started to laugh.

(Greg's P.O.V.)

It was Rodrick! He was the one that embarrassed me in front of everyone! Not to mention HOLLY HILLS! I CAN'T BELIEVE PATTY FARRELL WAS HERE TOO! She is never gonna let me hear the end of it!

I was so angry when I saw Rodrick laughing that I quickly pounced myself on him and fight.

(Normal P.O.V.)

"Ever seen two kids fight in a church, lil' bro?" Max asked.

"Not ever once, big bro!" Rex shook his head.

"So…you know what that means?" Max sneered.

"Yep!" Rex grinned.

"CHURCH FIGHT!" The twins said loudly, dragging their sister into a fight, as some other juvenile delinquents started to have a church riot. Even one of Tracy's friend, Sakura joined in the riot dragging Patty in the hair.

Needless to say, within 10 seconds the church was a madhouse. Most parents had a hard time cooling things down. In fact, the priest was about to alarm the police.

Much later, Mr. and Mrs. Heffley dragged Rex, Max, Tracy, Rodrick and Greg out along with Manny.

"What did I say about being civil to one another? That's all I ever asked of you!" Mrs. Heffley nagged as they all came out of the church.

"Well, you have blown it big time!" (In the car on the way back home)

"Never been more embarrassed!" (Even after dinner in the living room…..., the boys jerked up when Mrs. Heffley said that while Tracy was doing the dishes. )

"Everyone in town was watching!" (On the way to school during Monday)

"I have no idea how I'm going to write my column this weekend!" (During Thursday night dinner)

"Well, all of you have brought this on yourself! You 5 will stay here for the weekend to work out your differences! Your father, Manny and I will be going to Rocket Rapids Waterside Resort this weekend!" Mrs. Heffley announced on Friday evening.

"Oh! And don't have anyone over this weekend! Got it?" Mr. Heffley said warning them.

Tracy just nodded while Greg, Max and Rex merely nodded, Rodrick smirked evilly right after his parents pulled their car out of the driveway.

Max and Rex: To be continued! Dun-dun-DUN!

Tracy: *I have a terrible feeling stuck in the middle of 4 guys…Not to mention that I'm the youngest…*

Purpledolpin05: Note! In this story, the triplets are born in October 24th, Greg was born in the midst of July, and Rowley is a year older.

Greg: Seriously! Still no votes for ME?

Rex: Nope!

Max: Not even 1!

Tracy: Easy there Greg! I'm pretty sure that someone would vote for you!

Purpledolpin05: Hey Rodrick, Tracy! Look! This 'Justine' here wants you two to kiss!

Rodrick: Wait what?! (Thank you, Justine!)

Tracy: Why would I wanna kiss Rodrick? He's a great person and all that! *blush*

Rex: Hey purpledolpin05! Can you let them kiss in the next chapter?

Purpledolpin05: It depends, I might as well let the readers decide…

Max: Ok! You, as readers, can decide whether our authoress here would let Rodrick and Tracy kiss or not?

Rowley: Zoo-Wee Mama! Review please!