Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! And all of its characters belongs to Amano Akira

AN: I'm so sorry, uuu… m(_ _)m

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"Hey, hey, the two of you, when will we finally interview our guest?" asked Reborn, getting everyone's attention.

"Hahi! That's right! We haven't interviewed anyone yet!" she exclaimed, surprised by the fact that she forgot completely about that matter.

"Kufufufu…alright, this time's guest is….." he was stopped by Reborn, who jumped on the table and smacked Mukuro's mouth with his tiny hand.

"Wont you try to guest, Haru?" the baby offered, immediately made the brunette girl cringed, "oh, yes you will," he said, jumping off the table. He turned to face the audiences, and said, "you guys would also like to try, right?" he asked, then without paying any attention to the answer he sat back down.

"Alright, the first clue is," said Mukuro, pausing, "our guest has a long hair." He said, Haru let out a suppressed groan at that. "So? Anyone in mind?" asked Mukuro. Haru tapped her chin in thought, then her face instantly brightened.

"Squalo-san!" Haru said, clapping her hands once. And then, catching the others' confused look, she added, "Because it's possible for Fran-san to like two person, and Mukuro-san is also being unfair, then there's always a possibility for Squalo-san to have another person he loves, right?" she said, smiling cheerfully.

Mukuro reached out his hand and smash the cookies into bits. "Oya? Who did you call being unfair? I'm simply not tied by anyone, keep that in mind, okay?" he said, way too cheerful, with a smile way too scary for Haru's liking. Haru quickly nodded.

"…That's also possible, but Haru," the baby started, then paused to blow the steam from his cup, "does Xanxus seemed like the type that would willingly share?" he said simply, then drank his tea slowly.

"Hahi? Share?" was the question that came from the chirpy brunette. She glanced at the stage's entrance that was seen from her place. There's Spanner expressionlessly holding a board that said, 'Share as in sharing one's possession with someone else or to make joint use of it,' he then flipped the board, the other side said, 'What Reborn meant was to share in something sexual,' with that he walked away, leaving the red faced Haru all on her own.

"Kufufufufu…what are you thinking, Haru? And you called me a pervert earlier…" said Mukuro, all the while chuckling that trademarked chuckle. Reborn finished his tea then sighed contently.

"Dirty-minded Haru…we shall purify that thought…." And with that he threw the empty cup to the ceiling right above Haru. It hit its target and was broken to pieces thanks to the impacts that caused. Water poured down just in time as Leon transformed into an umbrella to shield the baby.

"Hahiii! It's cold! Reborn-chan, it's cold!" complained the girl after the water stop pouring, she's completely soaked. It's a good thing her clothes weren't see-through. The baby didn't even bother to pretend he care. In the control room Shoichi sighed as he turned on the heater to help the girl.

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"Hatsyiii!" Haru sneezed rather loudly, feeling embarrassed, she quickle wiped her running nose with the sleeve of her yukata. Mukuro's eyebrow twitched in disgust, "…would Mukuro-san rather Haru wiped her nose with Mukuro-san's clothes instead?" she asked with a reddish face, part of it was from the cold. Reborn only shook his head.

"Alright, now, the second clue," said the baby as he feed the crumbled cookies to Leon, "hum…you can say she's an acquaintance of mine…"

"Hahi? So today's guest is a woman?" asked Haru for confirmation, and when she saw the baby nodded, she quickly got on her feet and said, "Everyoneeee! What a surprise, Today's guest is a woman!" as she finished her loud exclamation, some the guests started to murmuring their annoyance.

"Hahi? Why is everyone looked so scary? Haru doesn't like it!" she protested, "what's wrong with having a woman for a guest once in a while?" she continued, sulking, "and! Haru is going to be a fine woman too someday!" she finished, punching the air. This was followed by silence. Spanner finally took pity on her and played clapping sounds in the background.

"….oya? Somehow I doubt that last part…" at that, Haru sat down once again and flipped the tray for the sole purpose of decorating Mukuro's clothes with the crumbled cookies. "See what I mean?" he said with a mock sigh.

"Hahiii! Reborn-chan! So, who is it? Who is it? Is it Bianchi-san?" she asked with sparks of adoration, both Mukuro and Reborn only stared at her. "Ha-hahi? Haru has no problem with Mukuro-san liking guys, and…and if Reborn-chan also like guys, Haru wouldn't protest!"

"So basically you're saying you love Bianchi?" asked Reborn bluntly. Haru blushed but shook her head.

"Oya, oya, never know you swing that way, Haru…" said Mukuro. Haru shook her head violently.

"Haru never said something like that!" Haru screamed and started sulking.

To make sure the audiences stayed Gianinni sent a few crews to give them free popcorns while they're waiting for Haru to regain her cheerfulness.

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"Right, since you're not bright enough, I'll give you the most obvious clue," said Reborn with a sigh, ignoring Haru's protests, he added, "her behavior is the contrary with today's theme." At this, Haru immediately raised her hand.

"Haru knows!" she exclaimed loudly, surprising herself, "It's Lal Mirch-san! Everyone, please welcome her!" the audiences started clapping their hands, and Haru turned to Reborn, "Hahi…wasn't that kind of rude?"

"You were the one who claimed she's not a Yamato Nadeshiko, weren't you?" said Reborn, smirking. Right after he said that, the door toward the stage opened. Haru's face instantly turned pale.

"Oi, Reborn! Why did you call me?" she asked, walking toward them with long strides while Haru was commenting about how cool her voice sounded, Lal completely ignored the girl.

"Nothing I just want you to reflect on your unwomanly behavior while you're here." He said with a smirk, then jumped toward Haru's head as the woman tried to attack him. "See what I mean?" he asked teasingly, making the woman flushed in anger.

"Hahiii! " Haru squeaked as the blue haired woman took out her box weapon, "p-please stop! Everyone has weakness, but also some strong points, and…and Haru's sure Lal Mirch-san has a good quality ass a woman, right, Mukuro-san?" Haru quickly turned to Mukuro, who was lazing around and wasn't paying any attention, "RIGHT?" said Haru, putting more pressure in her word. Mukuro only looked at Lal, then back to Haru, then at Lal once again.

"…right, since she has sex appeal at apparently you lack of." He said, ignoring the way the brunette girl chanting his name under her breath in a form of curse. "Oya, oya, to know how good her quality is, we have to make a comparison first, right?" he asked with a smirk intended to Lal, who scowled as he said it.

"It seems like we're thinking about the same thing," said Reborn, calmly took out a gun from the sleeve of his kimono, "Right, and so, let's start a competition between Lal and the girls." He stated, then shot the ceiling above, making the curtain fell and shielded the stage from the audiences' curious eyes. Shoichi quickly ordered some of the crews to give the audiences some canned drinks.

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AN: hauuu…once again, I'm sorry, I hope you still can enjoy the story m(_ _)m

To Crow: ah, Haru already interviewed Squalo, but to be honest, I forgot what chapter it was :D uuu….I'm sorry, there're not much chances to put in more hints of XS, can you spot the hint that I included in this chapter, uuu?