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Chapter 14--Collar Pop'n Glitterfest
BPOV:
She swung open the door and walked in. She shrieked. And that is sooo not what I wanted to hear.
I shared a quick look with Alice and Angela and we all burst into the room. I stopped short and my mouth popped open. What the fuck?!
Tyler Crowley was duct taped to the post of mine and Alice's bunk bed and Eric Yorkie was duct taped to Rosalie's and Angela's. They had duct tape covering their mouths and I could tell they were trying not to yell. But sadly…that so wasn't the end of it.
They were both wearing Rosalie's underwear. Yep. They were. Tyler was wearing some very expensive black lace bra and panties and Eric was wearing leopard print. Ew. Not only that, they also had permanent marker on their chests. On Tyler's was a big 'Mwa' and on Eric's there was a 'hahaha!' When you put all that together it was 'Mwahahaha!' No doubt the work of Emmett.
I glanced at Rosalie out of the corner of my eye. She was absolutely fuming while Angela and Alice were trying not to laugh. I walked over to Tyler and smiled apologetically. "This is going to hurt," I warned. I grabbed the thickly layered duct tape and ripped it off in one quick motion. Tyler let out a muffled yelp before running out of the cabin. I looked over in time to see Alice doing the same to Eric-except I could hear his girlish scream before he sprinted out of our cabin.
"Don't bother bringing those back!" Rosalie yelled into the dark after them. She shut the door and let out a growl. "I'm going to kill them," she muttered as she stalked to her bed.
"How did they even do that?" Angela asked.
"I don't know, wouldn't you think that someone would have noticed that?" Alice asked us incredulously.
"I thought I was going to up chuck," I said honestly. They were definitely not pretty to look at. At all.
"They could have at least been a little nicer and duct taped Todd and Danny. At least their hot," Rosalie scoffed. Exactly what I was thinking.
"It doesn't matter. We'll just have to make tomorrow torture," I said with a smirk. They all gave me evil smiles back. This is going to be good.
EPOV:
"Do you think they're going to be mad at us?" Jasper asked as we walked to the banquet hall.
"It was just a joke, they know that," Ben said with a shrug. True. But the girls do have evil minds and that makes me kind of nervous…
I really don't want Bella to mad at me either. That would suck. We only have today before we all leave tomorrow and we won't see each other for a month until school starts. I'm trying not to think about it.
"We'll be fine-at least until they prank us back," Emmett said.
"Who's underwear do you think that was?" Ben asked, changing the subject.
"Rosalie's," Emmett said easily.
We all looked at him with raised eyebrows. "What?" he asked.
"Nothing," I shook my head at him. Oh jeez Emmett.
We walked in the banquet hall and quickly got our food and sat at our usual table where the girls, Esme, and Carlisle were already waiting. Bella gave me a quick peck on the cheek as I sat down and I was glad she wasn't mad at me.
I looked up to find Esme and Carlisle staring at us and trying to hold in their laughter. "What?" I asked.
"Nice clothes boys," Carlisle said with a laugh. I glared. Did I forget to mention all of our clothes were bedazzled? I did? Well, they are. There are little rhinestones on all of our collars, sleeves, pockets, everything. And they wont' frick'n come off. We had to have been trying to pick them off for an hour this morning when Emmett finally relented and put on a shirt saying, "I quit. These stupid rhinestones are damaging my cuticles."
We scowled at him while the girls giggled. "You're just jealous because you could never pull this off," Emmett said popping his diamond studded collar. I rolled my eyes. Only Emmett.
Carlisle just shook his head. "What are you all doing today?" Esme asked curiously. I looked at the girls. I had no idea-and with them…that was a scary thought.
"Well, we have the morning to do whatever we want but we have to start setting up everything at 4:00 so we have time to get ready," Alice said easily.
Bella groaned beside me and I wrapped an arm comfortingly around her.
"Oh yeah and you can come and get…the stuff at 4:30," Esme said significantly, giving Bella a look who nodded back subtly. But I noticed. And so did the guys. We all shared a look and I knew we had a mission.
LATER THAT DAY! 4:25
"So how are we going to do this again?" Emmett asked as we all crouched down outside one of the windows at the banquet hall. I rolled my eyes. How many times have we been over this?
"We're just going to spy on them for a minute. If one of them leaves we'll follow them. We have to find out what they're planning and Esme is obviously helping them with something big," Jasper said as Ben peaked into the window.
He ducked back down and smiled at us. "Bella and Alice are going out the back door," he said.
I looked at Jasper and he nodded back. He turned around and army crawled around the side of the building, with me following close behind him. He stopped at the edge of it and turned to me. "They're going in the equipment shed," he muttered.
I raised an eyebrow. The equipment shed is a pretty big building on campus stores just about everything. Extra chairs, extra tables, it's got a fridge that stores tons of food, extra lights, batteries, bunks, mattresses, everything. "Let's go," I said.
Jasper and I darted to the slightly open door and peaked in, the lights were off and it didn't look like anyone was in there. "Should we check it out?" he asked.
"Yeah, turn on the lights," I suggested when we stepped in. But once he flipped on the switch I wish he hadn't. We were instantly pummeled with water balloons, sprayed with silly string, glitter was dumped on us; all the while an air horn was blowing while Jasper and I pushed and shoved each other to get out of the line of fire.
I finally managed to push him out the door and we scrambled away from the equipment shed. We ran back to where we left Ben and Emmett, ignoring the laughs and stares of other campers, but they weren't there. "Where did they go?" Jasper asked as he started pulling silly string off of himself. He looked absolutely ridiculous. He was soaking wet, completely covered in silly string, and had glitter and sequins stuck all over him. I'm sure I looked the same but I couldn't help but let out a small laugh.
"Uh, I don't know," I said in confusion. They were supposed to stay right here… "Do you think they went back to the cabin?" I asked.
Jasper shrugged. "Maybe. Let's go, I want to cleaned up anyway," he muttered and we walked back to the cabin.
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"What happened to you guys?" I asked in disbelief when I walked in the cabin.
"We could ask you two the same thing," Emmett said eyeing us. I tried to hold in my laughter as I looked at him and Ben but couldn't help it. They looked worse than Jasper and I.
They were covered head to toe in purple pant. Yep. It looked like someone had dumped bucket after bucket on top of their heads. Not only that but they were also covered in feathers-like when the dumped maple syrup on us but ten times worse.
"Well, we followed the girls to the equipment shed and when we walked in genius here suggested I turn on the light," Jasper said shooting a glare at me. "It all went down hill from there," he said.
"What happened to you guys?" I asked as they started trying to towel off the paint and peal off the feathers. It wasn't working.
"Well, after you guys left Rosalie and Angela headed out the front door so we decided to follow them just in case. They ended up going to the front office cabin. We went in and couldn't find them so we decided we would just leave and wait for you guys. But when we walked out the door they dumped all of this paint on us and feathers," Emmett told us.
"I think they were on the roof when they dumped the purple paint," Ben told us.
"It's not purple it's periwinkle," Emmett said rolling his eyes.
We all looked at him incredulously. "You know the difference?" I asked in disbelief.
"You don't?" he asked dubiously.
I just looked at him like he was crazy-because he obviously was.
"Never mind that, we need to think of a better plan," Jasper said.
"Yeah we do," Ben agreed.
"What happened to you guys?" Carlisle asked, coming up behind us. I could tell he was trying to hold in his laughter-and it so wasn't working.
"How did you know where we were?" Emmett asked.
"I just followed the trail of glitter," he said with a laugh. I glared but looked at the ground. Yep, there definitely was a trail.
"We'll tell you later but we need your help first," I said.
Carlisle smiled. "What do you need?" he asked. I grinned. This is going to be good.
I finally got you guys a new chapter!! Woot woot!! I decided the title of the SEQUEL will be…RETURN TO CAMP CULLEN: HERE WE GO AGAIN
Because I wanted the theme song to be Here It Goes Again by OkGo
A lot of people suggest Return to Camp Cullen so I decided…you all won!!! I'll put in the deleted scene revealing the name of the camp rival's name at the end of the story. I'll give you a hint though: the deleted scene comes after they all eat breakfast in Chapter 12. Knowledge of All Things Glow-in-the-Dark.
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