Chapter 13: men and women have different opinions on sex.

A/N:

Hay all I just wanted to let you know that there is a chapter that most of you missed before the LPOV. I want your reviews on it still please even thought there are now 2 chapters after it. It is crucial to this chapter so make sure to read. And another authors note at the end.

NPOV:

I was scared. Like really scared. I hadn't even talked about it with my parents yet. Only friends and school and health class. You know, condom on a banana? I walked over to my parents' room to see my mom both my aunts and grandmother Esme. I sat down and braced my self. I didn't notice that I was shaking until my mom put her hand on my shoulder to stop me.

"Relax sweetie. Were not here to penalize you. We just have a few questions, and we want to tell you a few things."

I started to relax slightly. I wasn't in trouble.

"Alright shoot."

I wasn't going to hide anything from them because I wasn't going to be in trouble no matter what I said.

"First," rose said "To put me at ease. Tell me you weren't skipping school to have sex."

I laughed,

"No Aunt rose we didn't."

"Then what were you doing?" replied Alice.

"We were talking about sex."

"Explain please" said my mom.

I obliged by saying,

"Earlier in the day when we arrived at school, I was talking to Phanella and Lydia. They assumed me and Jake had sex before. I said no way, but then thought about it all the way up until lunch. Then I couldn't take it anymore. I had to know what he was thinking that made Phanella's sensors beep, so to speak.

They all seemed to understand. I was relieved.

"Are you planning on having sex?" said my mom in a casual but worried tone.

"Well we were planning on talking about it more, but when we were hunting I got this rush like I wanted him. Like I needed him. And I got carried away. Im sorry."

"Don't be sorry, were just concerned."

"And honey, were all here whenever you need to talk to us, and we will always listen to you, no matter what it is that you have to say." My grandmother Esme said.

The rest nodded in agreement. I could always count on my family.

"Is there anything els I should know, or any other questions you wanted to ask me?" I asked this because I didn't want to have another one of these "little chats" before I actually made love with him.

My mother answered,

"Nothing for the moment, is there anything that you would like to ask us?"

"Yeah actually, I, Phanella, and Lydia were all kind of wondering something…."

My mom had that look on her face. A little confused, a little surprised. Then my other female family members shared the same expression.

"Go on" my mother said.

"Does vampire sperm sparkle?" I asked innocently enough.

Everyone burst out laughing.

JOPV:

Oh shit! Im in deep shit! Edwards going to nuder me!

"I have the right mind to!" Edward screamed "But my wife and my daughter would make sure I never heard the end of it! So im not going to."

…I am so scared…

Edward laughed. Then I looked around there were other people here. Emmet, Jasper, and .

"So what happens now?" I asked sounding like a 5 year old because I was just sooo scared.

"Well if Eddie here had his way we would scare you to death, saying things that would make you never touch Nessie again." Emmet said with a slight smirk. "But Nessie would kill him for that. So I think were just going to tell you to be careful, you know like don't force her to like take off her clothes or anything, haha."

Emmet said this to lighten the mood, but all it did was make me think about the bed with Nessie remembering "take it off" by Ke$ha in her car. And kissing me in such a fiery way…

Then Edward flew at me, and I remembered that he could hear my thoughts. Luckily got in the way; otherwise I would be puppy pieces right now.

"Sorry Edward, I didn't mean to." I said in a quick rush. And then he blew up at me.

"I DON'T CARE IF YOU MEANT TO OR NOT! WHAT YOU WERE JUST THINKING WAS AND IS NOT OK! AND IT WILL NEVER BE OK! UNTILL I ROT IN HELL!" Then he stormed out of the room out the door and I heard the Volvo speed away.

I couldn't move. But, I finally managed to and I meant to ask what now but I just kind of made a weird noise. They all laughed and finally Emmet spoke up.

"Don't worry Jake hell get over it." Then I got up and left.

I went over to where I knew the girls were heard Renesmee ask,

"Does vampire sperm sparkle?" and walked away I knew I had to go wolf and hang with Seth would know what to do.

A/N

I am so sorry I haven't updated have been caught up in a lot with school starting and everything. Well what do you think? I hope you liked it. See that pretty green button. It would make me and you happy if you clicked on it and wrote something… please it would be awesome

kat