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Chapter 15:The Kindergarten Crazy Christmas Adventure

Today was the first day of winter break. Goku, Vegeta, Chi-Chi, and Bulma were going on a trip to a hotel to go to Disney's Winer Wonderland.

On the car, Bardock,King Vegeta, Doctor Briefs, Radditz, Nappa,Ox King, and the kids (including Tarble) was suffering because of Mrs. Brief's singing.

"LALALALALALALA!" she sang loudly.

Everyone was so annoyed that the said at the same time, "SHUT THE F*** UP AND DRIVE!"

Mrs. Briefs was quiet for the rest of the ride.

When they came out, all the kids ran into the hotel.

"I can't wait to train!" Vegeta said.

"I can't wait to go to the science lab!" said Bulma.

"I can't wait to go to the restaurants!" said Goku.

"I can't wait to go to the massage salon!" Chi-Chi said.

Bardock interrupted them, "You four will go to the semi-pent house, here's the keys,"

"Wait...four?" Vegeta questioned.

"Big Brother! I get to come with you guys!" Tarble said.

Everyone dropped their knees to the floor and yelled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh shut up!" King Vegeta said.

"Why don't we get the semi-pent house.." Raditz and Nappa whined.

"BECAUSE WE CAUGHT YOU LOOKING AT DIRTY MAGAZINES AGAIN!" King Vegeta and Bardock yelled.

At the semi-pent house, the three kids were annoyed by Tarble and Goku.

"What's this?"

"Ohhh!"

"What's this?"

"SHUT UP YOU TWO?" Veggie, Bulma, and Chi-Chi said as Chi-Chi hit both of them with a frying pan.

A couple hours later, it was time to go to bed.

"There's only one bed!" Tarble complained.

"Easy, Kakarot and his harpy sleep on the couch, Bulma and I sleep on the bed, and you will sleep on the floor." Vegeta said.

Chi-Chi growled at what Vegeta called her, but everyone agreed.

"But I don't wanna sleep on the floor! There's monsters under there!" Tarble said.

Every kindergartener knew that there was a monster under every bed in the world, but it didn't affect third graders and up.

"Well too bad!" Vegeta said and everyone cuddled up on the bed and couch (except Tarble) and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, there was a loud growl.

Tarble woke up immediately and whimpered.

Tarble looked at Goku and Chi-Chi and seen them asleep, cuddled on the couch, sucking their thumbs. He looked at Bulma and Vegeta and seen Bulma unconsciously pet Vegeta's tail and Vegeta purred, while pulling Bulma closer to him.

'I wish Gure was here' he thought.

Then he seen it: the monster.

"HEHEHEEH! HELLO! MY NAME IS BARNEY!" Barney said.

Tarble rubbed his eyes to see if the purple dinosaur was real, and still seeing him, he screamed real loud, "AAAAAHHHHHH!"

Everyone woke up and the adults busted into the room.

"What's going on?!" King Vegeta said.

Everyone looked at Tarble.

"Barney was here!" Tarble said.

Everyone just stared at him.

"Tarble," King Vegeta began, "If you interrupt our sleep one more time...you will be put with Raditz and Nappa," He threatened.

Tarble gulped as he remembered the last time he was put into their room.

Flashback-

"Look what we have here! It's the little squirt!" Radditz teased.

"P-please don't hurt me!" Tarble pleaded.

"Oh we're going to hurt you alright!" Nappa said.

Tarble gulped. Radditz and Nappa grabbed Tarble and started spanking him.

"OW!OW!OW!OW!OOOWWW!" Tarble yelled.

Nappa and Radditz was enjoying themselves.

"Not so tough without you little group huh?!" Radditz said.

Then they gave him the super-wedgie.

"SUPER-WEDGIE!" They both yelled and wedgied him so bad, that his underwear was 5 feet long.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Tarble screamed.

Nappa and Radditz was hysterically laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" They laughed.

They hung Tarble one a really long pole.

"A-are you done yet?" Tarble sniffled.

"Oh..we're way too far from finished." Nappa said.

"Let's play 'Hit the Tarble Pinata!' " Raditz said.

So they started whacking Tarble with sticks.

"AHHHHH!" Tarble screamed.

Then there was a voice, "NOBODY HITS TARBLE BUT ME!"

Then the door busted open with Vegeta and Goku as Super Saiyans and Bulma with a ki-gun and Chi-Chi with her armored helmet.

"Big Brother!" Tarble cried.

"Attack!' Vegeta yelled.

Nappa and Radditz were trying to find a way to escape.

They all tied them up, gave them wedgies, and whacked them real good.

Radditz and Nappa were crying so hard saying "Daddy! Help us!"

After the kids jumped them, they left them tied up and walked out of the room.

-End Flashback-

"Y-yes sir!" Tarble replied.

Then they all left.

When Tarble was sure that there was no monster, he fell asleep.

A couple of minutes later, a faint sound of singing can be heard: 'I hate you...You hate me...we're a terrible family...with a great big punch, and a kick from me to you...why don't you say you hate me too... '

The next morning was the day they all went to the Disney Winter Wonderland.

Everyone was excited. When they went there, everyone split up.

With the chibis- First they went to see Mickey Mouse.

"Hey!" Vegeta said.

Mickey wasn't paying attention to them.

"Hey Mickey!" Bulma, Chi-Chi, Goku, and Tarble yelled.

But he still wasn't paying attention to them.

"HEY YOU BIG STUPID DUMB ANIMAL!" Vegeta yelled.

Finally Mickey turned around.

He didn't look like the Mickey they've seen on TV.

He had a gray beard, ripped pants, dirt patches, flies hanging around him, and a sign that said 'Spare Change' with beer.

"What do you kids want?!" He said grumpily.

"We wanted a stupid picture with you." Vegeta said.

Mickey just crushed the camera and yelled, "HERE'S YOUR STUPID CAMERA!" and he broke down crying.

The kids just looked at him then stepped slowly away from him.

Nappa and Radditz- The teens were just talking when they seen Donald Duck just staring at them.

Just as the stupid teens are, they said "Hey stupid duck! Want some bread?!"

Then they started laughing at him.

Donald Duck marched right toward him and started beating Nappa and Raditz up.

"AHHHHHHHH!" They screamed.

Back to the kids-

"That was weird.." Chi-Chi said.

"Let's check out Sesame Street!" Bulma suggested.

"I want some cookies from the Cookie Monster!" Goku said.

Tarble asked Vegeta, "Big Brother, can I play in the park.. i'm getting scared," he said.

"I don't care you weak fool!" Vegeta said and Tarble happily ran to the park.

In Sesame Street things were different too.

They first saw Big Bird.

"Welcome to Sesame Street Heh Heh!" He said nervously.

"Hi Big Bird!" Chi-Chi said.

"Welcome to Sesame Street Heh Heh!" He said again.

"Umm..Big Bird?" Bulma asked.

"Welcome to Sesame Street Heh Heh!" He said again.

"Say something else!" Vegeta yelled.

"Listen! You don't know how hard it's been on me lately!" Big Bird said insanely.

Everyone looked at him wide-eyed.

"I've been forced to prostitute for money and bird seed!" Big Bird said.

Everyone had sickened looks on their faces.

Whem they were walking they seen Cookie Monster.

"Cookie Monster!" Goku said excitedly.

"Not now kid!" He said, "I'm running from Elmo!"

"Elmo is just a stupid red puppet!" Vegeta said.

"No.. he's more than that!" He said.

"So.. you're afraid of little Elmo!" Bulma said laughing.

Vegeta chuckled and Chi-Chi started laughing too.

Goku was clueless.

"NO! I'M NOT SCARED OF ELMO! F*** ELMO! I'M GOING TO KILL ELMO!" He said.

Then there was a high voice: "WHAT DID YOU SAY N****?!" and there were gunshots and the next thing they saw was Cookie Monster dead and a red puppet standing over him...

Next Time- The Kindergarten Crazy Christmas Adventure (Pt. 2)

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