Me: Hidan let me go! I won't stop them in giving you this revenge no matter what
Hidan: Jashin damn it! If I was the lucky motherfucker that owned this story I wouldn't let them get that fucking revenge...
Me: But you like the story don't you? I mean; you and Anne are a cute couple
Hidan: We aren't a fucking cute couple...were a smashing, perfect, damn cool couple
Anne: That's right!
Hidan: Hey babe! Shall we go to the bedroom?
Anne: Certainly!
Me: Looks like I'm stuck with the disclaimer/claimer-thing alone. Ok...I do not own any of the wonderful characters from Naruto...I do however own Julie, Anne and Vilde. Well this is the last chapter so en-
Vilde and Julie: Whuuuut? The last chapter?
Me: Yes. Well I might write a sequel if I get reviews from 4-5 different people...aaaanyywaaayyss enjoy.
Vilde and Julie: Yay! Review folks!
Chapter 14: Revenge and a very terrified Hidan
Later when Hidan entered the TV-room Julie and Vilde was waiting for him with evil looks on their faces. Anne was sitting there too, her look was rather anxious; she had seen what affect the flower and bees talk had had on her boyfriends before and it had not been good.
Hidan sat down next to Anne looking confused as he said: "What the fuck are you doing with a banana, a carrot and a condom? Aren't Deidara and Itachi good enough?"
Deidara who just had entered the room shot him daggers. Hidan howled with laugher...a laughter that soon stifled as Vilde and Julie looked on him with murderous looks.
Julie and Vilde waited until the rest of the Akatsuki were sitting in the same room as them; they wanted this to be as humiliating as possible, then they started.
Vilde looked crazy as she held up the banana looking at Hidan like he was a kid who needed to be explained how something worked and said: "This Hidan is a banana. You will pretend it's your dick."
The others in the room burst out laughing. Hidan sat there completely horror stricken.
Julie picked up the carrot and continued: "This is a carrot. This is how the banana is going to be whenever you see Anne in her underwear or something; stiff."
Hidan looked like he was going to go insane any moment. Anne sat next to him her face deep red. The rest of the Akatsuki were rolling on the floor laughing, even Pein and Itachi despite the fact that they usually weren't laughing.
Vilde smirked and held up the condom. Then it snapped for Hidan who shrieked out: "Stop! For Jashins sake! I know what the fuck that is. It's a damn motherfucking condom! How fucking hard can it be?!"
Julie felled down from the sofa doubled with laugher and it was only with great effort she managed to say something: "It...can...be...as...hard...as...you...want to...think sock!"
Vilde, Julie and Anne laughed so much they all started gasping for air. Hidan looked pissed. The others were still laughing but had gotten wondering looks on their faces in addition. Konan who had been very silent until now asked the girls: "What does sock mean?"
Anne who was the first one who had stopped laughing the fastest, mostly because she felt bad for Hidan...just a little, answered Konan: "It means thinking very perverted."
The others started laughing again. Hidan still looked pissed. Anne looked at him a bit worried. She grabbed him by his hair and bent his head down and kissed him. He responded the kiss and his mood seemed to lighten a bit.
Anne could see it on him that he desperately needed to get out of the room so she stood up from the sofa and pulled him with her towards the stairs.
Vilde threw the condom after them and shrieked still laughing: "Here. I'll think you guys need this."
Anne and Hidan heard the laugher die down as they moved further and further away from the mass. They entered Hidans room and locked the door with a key; they wouldn't want Tobi coming in disturbing them.
"Hidan there is something I wa-"Anne started, but she was soon after interrupted by Hidan who pinned her to the wall and started kissing her neck.
He smirked as she started to moan. Then he asked her: "Yes? What was it you wanted?"
Anne had to put in all her effort to manage asking the question; Hidan was kissing her collarbone making it hard for her to concentrate. "How long...are...you staying?"
Hidan stopped kissing her and looked up confused and asked: "What do you mean?"
Anne felt a bit worried as she rephrased the question: "How long are you staying her in this town? With us?" She completed the question inside herself: With me. How long can we be together?
Hidan smiled and started kissing her again as he answered: "Don't you worry about that. We are at least staying one more year and if we're moving back to Japan I'm taking you with me. I thought I already had told you that I fucking love you."
"You also told me that you love fucking me" Anne chuckled. So did Hidan.
Hidan answered: "Yeah I sure as hell did. Talking about fuck..."
He didn't complete the sentence; instead he lifted her up and pinned her under him on his bed kissing her passionately.
In the TV-room people had stopped laughing and they were all listening to Pein as he talked. Julie and Deidara were cuddling on the sofa, Konan were sitting next to Pein with her cheek on his shoulder, Zetzu were placed in a corner far away from the others, Kakuzu was counting his money where he sat in the most expensive chair in the room, Sasori sat quietly watching Pein with a careless expression, Tobi sat puzzling a puzzle for kids, Kisame was humming "I'm blue", Vilde and Itachi were making out.
Pein explained that they were going to stay for at least one year, and then they might move back to Japan.
As he saw the sad looks on the Vilde and Julies faces he hurried to add: "If we leave we'll make sure to take you with us, but at the moment I think we should stay here...I mean...we have settled quite good as ninjas here in this small town."
"Yes! Just like small town ninjas!" Julie exclaimed eagerly.
Deidara chuckled. The rest sweatdropped. Everything was the way it was supposed to be.