I do not own Harry Potter, sorry.
Sam and Severus were sitting at the kitchen table having their breakfast. Eileen was in the Living Room watching the news. She couldn't help but smirk remembering what happened when She and Severus introduced Sam to the Television.
Severus and Eileen were watching a broadcast of Monty Python as Sam came down the stairs waking up from his nap.
"Hey Sam." Severus called out to his friend.
"Hey, what's going on?" Sam yawned as he stretched his tired bones.
"We're just watching a bit of Telly," Eileen said.
"A bit of what?" Sam looked at them.
"Television." Severus explained.
"And, what's that if I may ask?"
Severus and Eileen looked surprised as they turned around to look at Sam.
"What?" Sam asked.
"You're really sheltered aren't you?" Severus jokingly asked his friend.
Sam stuck his tongue out at Severus. Eileen laughed, "Come over here on the couch and we'll show you."
Sam walked over to the couch and saw their television set and freaked out, "What the Fuck!"
Severus looked back at his friend from the Telly. "What? What is it?"
"There's people inside of that small little box! How'd they get in there?"
Severus and Eileen looked flabbergasted. "Please tell me you're kidding." Severus said as he looked at his friend.
Sam looked at Severus and Eileen and then began to smile and laugh.
Severus got a bit miffed and threw a couch pillow at Sam's head, "You Horse's Arse!"
Sam just kept laughing as sat down on the couch to watch the rest of Monty Python with Severus and Eileen.
Severus looked at his friend, "Can I ask you something?"
"Sure Sev, what is it?" Sam drank some Orange juice as he listened.
"How do you know so much about the Muggle Community, like the car, Muggles going to the Moon and so forth?"
"Well, the introduction to Muggle culture came from my cousin Dante," Sam explained.
Eileen over heard what Sam was saying and turned the Telly off to listen in on the conversation.
"You have a cousin?" Severus asked him.
"Yeah," Sam answered.
"Why didn't you tell me you had a cousin?"
"You never asked, and it never came up."
Severus rolled his eyes, "So your cousin Dante showed you everything you know?"
"That's right, he gave me a record player and a several records including Cab Calloway. He also told me about the Moon Landing, what's happened with The United States and The Soviet Union, Vietnam, and a whole bunch of other stuff."
Eileen sneaked over to the doorway and stayed out of sight to hear their conversation.
"Does Dante and his family live with you?"
Sam looked a bit downtrodden, "No, I'm afraid not."
"Is your home not big enough?" Severus asked.
That brought a laugh to Sam, "Applewood Manor could fit a small militia, but Dante has no family to speak of, he lives with my grandparents in their home on the Continent."
"What do you mean he has no family to speak of?"
"His parents are dead Sev." Sam bluntly stated.
Severus felt like an asshole for what he made Sam reveal. "I'm sorry to hear that."
"So am I," Sam looked at his friend. "I know you got questions and I promise to tell you the whole story, but not now."
Eileen sighed, of course she knew a good chunk of the story as it possibly involved her.
A tapping on the kitchen window disrupted the conversation as a Saw-Whet Owl pecked at the door with a letter in it's claws. Severus looked at the owl, "I have never seen that owl before, what about you Sam?"
Sam looked at the Owl, "I think that's Periwinkle, the owl that Riley and Maxwell share." He got up and opened the window and let Periwinkle perch onto his shoulder, he scratched the top of the owl's head and took the note that it had and saw it had Severus' name on it. "It's for you Severus."
Severus looked a bit confused and was handed the letter from Sam. He opened it and read the contents. "It says that Maxwell, Riley and Macdonald will be returning from their hunting trip and will be passing through and are wondering if they can stay the night."
"Well, what do you think Sev?" Sam asked his friend.
Severus thought about it, "I'm okay with having some more company over, but we'd have to ask my Mum."
"Ask me what?" Eileen asked as she nonchalantly walked into the Kitchen. Severus turned around to talk to his mother, "I got a letter from some friends and they are coming through town and want to know if they can spend the night?"
Eileen thought about it for a second, "Well, I'm sure it'd be okay for the night. They can probably spend it in the Guest Room."
"Great...wait what?" Severus did a double take, "What do you mean?"
"Your friends can spend the night in the guest room," Eileen repeated herself.
"I thought the Guest Room was dirty and filled with all sorts of junk? That's why Sam has been sleeping with me all this time!"
"Yes, and that's why I cleaned it a few days ago."
Severus' mouth was agape, "Why didn't you tell us that?"
Eileen twiddled with her thumbs, "You two looked so cute sleeping together."
The two friends looked at each other, blushed and then looked away from each other.
"So, you should get back to..." Sam started.
"Yeah, I'll do that, I'll get right on that," Severus got up to write a reply.
Severus wrote a quick note for Maxwell, Riley and Macdonald and sent it off with Periwinkle.
"Maybe you could invite Lily over as well," Eileen suggested.
Severus nodded, "That sounds like a good idea if ever I've heard one."
A while afterwards, Lily came over and helped Sam, Severus and Eileen get the place ready for their guests.
As Severus was sweeping up in the living room he heard a knock on the door. He looked at the clock and saw it was nearing half past Four. "I think they're here Mum," Severus called out to Eileen.
"Well, don't just stand there let them in!" Eileen called from the kitchen.
Severus finished what he was doing and put the broom away before being joined by Lily. "Is it them?" She asked.
"Let's find out," Severus opened the front door to find Riley, Maxwell and Macdonald on the doorstep.
"Severus!" The 'Twins' exclaimed as they came into his house. Severus was about to close the door as a clearing of the throat was heard. He opened the door again to see Macdonald Beth standing there with his camping equipment in hand.
"Oh Jeez Macdonald, I'm sorry. You're so quiet I barely noticed you." Severus apologized as he invited The Big Gryffindor in.
Macbeth nodded as he ducked under the top of the doorframe to walk into the house.
Severus noticed that he was a couple of inches taller than him, and Severus felt a tad short compared to Macdonald. He also noticed that Macdonald Beth was carrying a Long Bow and a Satchel filled with Arrows.
"Good Hunting?" Severus sheepishly asked him.
The Stoic Macbeth looked at him and responded, "It was Good enough."
Riley was looking around the house in awe as they had never been in a muggle house before. Maxwell, being halfblood knew exactly what everything was.
"Max! Check this out!" Pointed at the Television Set. "It's one of those TV things, like the one in your room!"
Maxwell sighed as he put his things down on the floor. "Yes, Riley just like the one in my room." He looked at Severus. "Riley's so fascinated with Muggle Culture as of late."
"Is there no way for Wizards to learn about Muggle Culture and History? Severus asked Maxwell.
"Not unless you go to a Library and read up on it," Maxwell explained.
"I just think that The Ministry of Magic would at least have people reading up on the Muggles and what's going on in the world," Lily said as she walked up next to Severus.
"I think there are a few Wizards in The Ministry who are tasked to keep up with The Muggle World, but they just report to The Minister, not to the general Wizarding Populace."
Sam walked down the stairs and saw that his friends had arrived. "Hey guys! What's going on?"
Riley grinned and went over to him and gave him a hug, "It's so good to see you Sam!"
"It's good to see you guys as well, how was the hunt?"
"The hunt was amazing, we bagged a Shite Ton of Deer Meat, plenty of Hares, a few choice Elk and get this, Macbeth took down a Boar."
"What you mean Macbeth took down a Boar with his bow and killed it?" Sam pondered.
"No," Maxwell continued. "He means Macbeth straight up tackled a Boar to the ground from a tree, about Fifteen feet up from the ground and stuck it with his knife!"
"Jesus! Macbeth why haven't you told us this?" Sam asked.
Macbeth shrugged his shoulders, "I just got here and besides I don't think it's that important." Eileen came out of the Kitchen, "What's this I hear about Boars?"
"My Friend Macdonald killed one during their hunting trip," Severus explained. "Guys, this is my mother."
"Please call me Eileen, friends of Severus' are indeed friends of mine," Eileen smiled.
Macbeth put down his rupsack and took out what appeared to be some meat wrapped around in some old copy of The Daily Prophet and stuck in a Stasis Spell. He presented this to Eileen.
"Um...Riley, Maxwell and I don't got a lot of money, but I thought that this would suffice as a generous token of our gratitude for you allowing us to stay the night Ms. Eileen." Macbeth said as he gave the meat to Eileen.
"How thoughtful of you Macdonald, but you really didn't have to go through the trouble," Eileen said. "
Macbeth blushed, "Just thought we shouldn't come here empty handed is all."
Riley lightly punched Macbeth's arm, "That's Macbeth for you! Our Gentle Giant!"
Lily and Eileen looked at the meat, "I haven't got the foggiest on how to prepare...what is this?"
"Oh it's Venison," Macbeth answered.
"I haven't a clue how to cook it." Eileen admitted.
"Neither do I, I'm afraid." Lily chimed in.
"If I may, I could show you how to cook it, that is if you would allow me," Macdonald said.
"By all means, please enlighten us Macdonald." Eileen invited him to teach her and Lily how to cook Elk, and they absconded to the kitchen.
"Hey Severus where can we put our stuff for the night?" Maxwell asked as he picked up his stuff.
"We have the guest room all ready for you upstairs," Severus helped Maxwell with a few of the bags. "Come, let me show you where you guys will be sleeping." He then led Maxwell up to the Guest Bedroom.
Riley plopped down onto the couch, "So are you gonna have a get-together at your place before we all go back to Hogwarts?"
"Of course, It's tradition. You don't even have to question it." Sam smiled, "But yeah, we got a lot to talk about this time."
"About what?" Riley asked.
"Everything! The Marauders, Lucius' Gang of Wannabe Death Eaters, Mulciber, Dumbledore, Everything!"
"Dumbledore? Why would he be a problem?"
"It's a long story, and I'll explain when everyone is at my place later."
Dinner that night was made by Eileen, Lily and Macdonald and it was Venison Steaks cooked to perfection with Steamed Artichokes and Scalloped Potatoes.
Severus had Sam, Riley and Maxwell help him set the table and within minutes they were all sitting at the table partaking of the meal.
"Macdonald this is incredible," Lily complimented Macbeth before taking another bite.
"Where did you get this Venison from anyway?" Eileen asked him.
Macbeth swallowed what was in his mouth before talking, "I shot this particular Deer not Thirty Feet inwards Fang Forest."
"Fang Forest?" Lily asked out loud. "I don't believe I know where that particular forest is I'm afraid."
"Not many people do, it's a Ministry of Magic protected Forest filled with all sorts of Mythical Beasts and Creatures, as well as the occasional regular animals," Maxwell explained.
"So may I ask why you three were hunting," Eileen asked them.
"Well, Ms. Eileen it's like this. My Father is an Old School Pureblood, who is frugal as all Hell. Maxwell, Macbeth and I need new Quidditch Equipment for Next Year, and he quite frankly doesn't want to pay for everything," Riley told her. "So I made a deal with him, that if we raised half the costs of equipment by ourselves, then my Father will front us the other half."
"Over the years we've learned how to hunt and skin animals, so we decided to hunt to raise the money needed for our Equipment," Maxwell finished.
"Where do you guys sell your stuff?" Severus asked.
"We know a Fur Trader named Dutch who gives us a fair price for the furs we give him, and we sell the meat to a market which has a high demand for Venison which puts us in a very profitable position," Macbeth smirked as he cut his steak.
"You know if you guys are ever short you can come to me," Sam told Maxwell, Riley and Macbeth.
"Yeah, we know." Riley said as he bit into his potatoes.
"We'd just like to see if we can manage without help," Maxwell finished.
Dinner continued smoothly and everyone was content with the meal which was made. Maxwell and Riley did the dishes, Sam dried them off and put them away and Severus made tea for everyone as Eileen sat in the Living Room with Lily.
Macbeth was a bit antsy as he paced in the living room. Lily noticed this, "Macdonald are you all right?"
"Ehh, I just like walking around outside after big meals like this, but I don't want to seem rude as to just take off."
"Do you know your way around the Neighborhood," Eileen asked him to which Macbeth nodded. "Then by all means walk off your meal, hopefully the tea will be ready by the time you get back."
Macbeth smiled and went out to walk for a while. A short moment after he left Eileen turned to Maxwell and Riley who were finished with the washing up, "Macdonald. Is he your Cousin?"
Maxwell and Riley looked at each other before answering, "Well..." Riley started. "It's a bit complicated Ms. Eileen" Maxwell finished.
"How so?" Severus asked as he brought out the Tea as well as some biscuits. Sam was still in the kitchen drying the dishes, but still kept an ear to the conversation, even though he already knew what the 'Twins' were going to reveal.
"Macbeth isn't related to us at all, he's actually an Orphan," Maxwell revealed. Lily and Eileen's mouths were agape and Severus was a bit less shocked than his Mother and Lily.
"That's why he has such an unusual name, Macdonald Beth. Macdonald after the Priest who found him, and Beth after the Nun who took care of him," Riley explained.
"You mean he was left at the orphanage without even a name?" Lily asked. Maxwell and Riley shook their heads.
"Why is he with you two? Unless your parents have adopted him." Eileen pondered.
"Oh no, he's actually part of a Wizarding Foster Care Program, and out Parents came to be his ward about several years ago...and ever since then he's been with us," Riley sighed as he drank some Tea.
Sam finished his chore and came into the Living Room, "The Important thing is, he's with you two now."
Riley and Maxwell smiled at that statement. "He would have been all right without us," Maxwell said.
A while passed after and everyone had finished their Tea, yet Macbeth had not yet come back from his walk.
Sam looked at the clock and fidgeted in his seat, "I hope Macbeth is okay."
"He's fine," Riley asserted as he ate the last biscuit.
"What if he got lost?" Severus asked him.
"Doubt it, he was the one who found the place in the first place," Maxwell boasted.
Suddenly, a Patrol Car raced down the street followed by an Ambulance. Concerned, Lily got up and looked out the window and got a bit panicked.
"Sev! That Patrol Car and Ambulance stopped right in front of my house!" Lily was now worried.
Eileen went to the window as well, "Oh dear you're right. We'd better head over there and see what the matter may be." She turned to Sam, Maxwell and Riley. "You boys don't need to come with us."
"Please, Hal and Rose have been nothing but nice to me. I'd feel like a Dick if I didn't come with you."
"We'll come too, Maxwell and I might go Bonkers if we have to stay in this house when there's something happening." Riley said with his cousin agreeing.
They all went down to Lily's house and it was a Madhouse. A Red Corvette with a huge dent on the hood, the front windshield and driver's side window busted out was being towed away.
There were two Ambulances at the scene with the second already taking off to the Hospital. Severus saw that the Constables were talking to Rose on the doorstep as Paramedics were helping Petunia and Hal.
"Dad! Tunia!" Lily cried as she ran over to her Father and Sister. "What happened? Are you okay?!"
"Lily, I'm fine. I'm fine!" Hal consoled his youngest Daughter as he was getting an open cut on his cheek bandaged.
"Hal, what happened here?" Eileen asked him.
"It was Vernon," Petunia divulged. Lily looked at her sister who had an Ice Pack on her left cheek which covered a nasty bruise which was swollen.
"That Cowardly Bastard!" Lily pulled out her wand in Anger, "Where is that Arsehole! I want to..."
"Lilith Evans!" Hal loudly grunted, and got his Daughter's attention, "While I understand you're very angry, I don't want you using...You-Know-What around people who don't know what You-Know-What is!"
Lily calmed down and put her wand away, "I'm sorry Daddy, I lost myself."
Sam went over to Petunia, "What happened here Petunia?"
Petunia sighed as tears began to roll down her face, "Vernon came over...drunk and mad. Furious over the fact that I dumped him."
Severus looked at the Patrol Car and saw that Vernon Dursley wasn't in the back of it, "Where is Vernon now?"
Hal looked around, "He's in that Ambulance that just took off to the Hospital."
Sam smirked, "Awesome Hal! You put that thug in his place!"
Hal blushed a bit as the Medic finished bandaging his wound. "You give me too much credit Sam. I might have gotten a few licks in, but I didn't put him in the Ambulance."
Lily looked at her sister, "You kicked Vernon's Arse to the curb again, literally this time!"
"It wasn't me either," Petunia stated.
Eileen looked at Rose. "It wasn't Rose either," Hal told them.
"Well, who was it then?" Severus asked.
Hal pointed at an individual getting medical help by the Patrol Car, "It was that Knight in Shining Armor over there, who says he's a friend of yours Severus."
They turned to see Macbeth getting his right hand and head bandaged and saw he had a few adhesive bandages on his face covering his cuts and scrapes. Everyone but Sam, Maxwell and Riley were surprised. The 'Twins' turned back to Hal, "So did he win?" They both asked him.
"Well, considering Vernon Dursley is heading to the Hospital with a broken nose, a broken arm, a head full of shattered glass, possibly several broken ribs, a broken jaw and shattered eardrums. I think it's safe to assume your friend won."
Lily ran over to Macbeth with Severus, 'The Twins', Sam and Petunia following her.
Macbeth looked up to see Lily run into him and immediately hugged him. "Thank You Macdonald, I don't even know how to start thanking you!" Lily thanked Macbeth vehemently.
"You can thank me by stop hugging me, my ribs are a bit sore," Macbeth grunted.
"Oops, sorry." Lily apologized.
Macbeth had looked like he had gone several rounds with Sugar Ray Robinson and came out victorious.
"Jeez Macbeth, you look like shit," Riley admitted.
"Riley!" Maxwell smacked his cousin's arm.
A Constable came to them and took out a notepad and a pencil, "Okay Lad, I've gotten Mrs. Evans' statement is there anything you'd like to declare as well or, would you rather we take your side of what happened?"
Macbeth cleared his throat, "Yeah, uhh. I think this started..." He turned to Severus, "How long was I gone?"
"About Twenty Minutes, I think," Severus answered.
"Okay so this all started Twenty Minutes ago," Macbeth began to recall his side of things.
Twenty Minutes Ago
Macbeth closed the door to Severus' house and looked out at the night sky, the stars were out and the Moon was half-full. He began walking around the neighborhood to walk off the delicious meal he, Lily and Ms. Eileen prepared.
Macbeth was about to walk across the street when a red sports car came out of nowhere and nearly ran him over, but thankfully the car swerved out of Macbeth's way.
"Watch where yer going, Wanker!" The driver yelled at him and drove off down the street.
Macbeth glared at the rude muggle driver and walked after him seeing where he went.
After a few short blocks he found the driver outside a house. The driver was very fat, and very drunk.
"Get out here, you Bitch!" The Driver yelled at the house. It looked like he was trying to get somebody out of the house...to no avail.
Macbeth hid behind a tree across the street. Granted due to his muscular frame he stuck out like a sore thumb, but it seemed to work for now.
"God-Dammit Petunia, get out here now! You don't Fucking break up with me!" He yelled as he threw a near-empty bottle of whiskey at the top left window.
Well, now the reasoning of his drunken shouting was known, Macbeth saw a light turn on through the window which then opened to show a beautiful young woman looking down at the drunkard.
"VERNON! Have you lost your mind!?" The Young Woman named Petunia yelled back at the Drunkard now known as Vernon.
"Get down here Petunia!" Vernon yelled at Petunia.
"Vernon, I'm not coming down. Looking back, perhaps I was a bit too harsh in breaking up with you, and if that's the case I'm sorry. However, I'm not changing my mind one bit! Now get out of here before my Dad comes out with his old Service Revolver!"
Alas, it was too late as Hal Evans came bursting out the front door, thankfully with his Ol' Billy Club and not his Revolver. "Get out of here Vernon," Hal growled. It was apparent that Hal was not in the mood to talk.
"Hey Fuck You, Ol' Codger! I've had it with you coming in between us! Now get out of my way!" Vernon stumbled up closer to the house and Hal poked his Billy Club at Vernon's shoulder.
"You take one more step towards this house, I'll Lam you upside your Skull, then call my friends on the Police Force down here to haul your pathetic Arse in!"
Vernon stopped in his tracks for a few seconds and then called Hal on his threat by taking a step closer and Hal swung his Billy Club at Vernon in anger and swiped his arm.
"Fucker!" Vernon tackled Hal into the doorframe and began to wrestle with Hal for the Billy Club.
At this time Rose, who was inside the house got on the phone to call the Constables, and Petunia had come down the stairs in her pajama attire and a robe.
Macbeth was considering about intervening, but this wasn't his battle to fight, and the former Constable looked like he had everything under control. True Hal was about to wrestle the Billy Club away from Vernon, until the Fat Walrus decided to knee Hal in the Family Jewels and then punch him in the face for good measure.
"Dad!" Petunia screamed.
"Oh My God, Hal!" Rose put a hand over her mouth.
Vernon got the Billy Club from Hal and toyed with it in his hands, taunting Hal Evans doing so. He then raised the Billy Club above his head, ready to strike the Patriarch of The Evans Family until he felt somebody grab it from behind him. Vernon turned around to see Petunia trying to take it from him, the two ensued in a tug-of-war for the Billy Club.
"Give me the bat you Arsehole!" Petunia swore.
"Fuck off Petunia!" Vernon yelled back at his Ex-Girlfriend.
It was apparent that Petunia could not take the Club away from Vernon as he was too big, but she rammed it into his gut when he least expected it.
"Umph! You Whore!" Vernon then slapped Petunia across her face, and she fell down across from her Father.
It was at this point where it had now become Macbeth's Battle to Fight. He didn't care whether or not it didn't involve him, you never put your hands on a Woman, especially one as beautiful as that one.
He pulled out his Caping Knife that he carried around with him at all times, and stuck it right into the tree; he wasn't attempting to kill the thug now was he?
Hal leapt up and punched Vernon in the face and a few times in the stomach, but the Walrus headbutted Hal back down to the ground.
He looked down at Petunia who looked back at him through the tears forming in her eyes, "You started this Petunia. Now watch me beat the Shit out of your stupid father!"
Vernon was about to strike Hal again until he heard someone call him.
"Hey Asshole!"
Vernon and Petunia looked around to see a huge man walk towards him. "I'm gonna ask you nicely to leave." Macbeth cracked his knuckles, "And if you don't I'm gonna beat the ever-loving piss out of you."
Vernon recognized the man as the guy he nearly ran over in the street. "Listen, this has nothing to do with you. Now do yourself a favor and get the Fuck out of here while you still can!"
"I asked you nicely, and you didn't leave. Now everything that happens...is on you, and I want you to remember that as I'm kicking your guts in," Macbeth told Vernon.
Vernon looked at Macbeth and then at Petunia, and then back to Macbeth. "Wait, wait, wait, are you the arsehole who told this Whore to break-up with me?" He didn't even see the first punch connect right with nose, Vernon could hear the cartilage in his nose break before he fell over on the ground clutching his nose. "You Fucker, you broke my nose!"
"Firstly, I don't know who these people are. Secondly, I don't care who you are, you never put your Fucking hands on a Woman. Lastly you never call a Woman a Whore if she doesn't happen to be one."
Vernon's nose was leaking blood as he stood back up, "You Prick! I'm gonna fuck you up now!"
Macbeth stood toe to toe with Vernon, "You are more than welcome to try."
Vernon and Macbeth quickly began to fight each other with Petunia, Hal and Rose watching on.
Vernon swung at Macbeth with several wild haymakers and Macbeth dodged them and countered with a swift uppercut which threw Vernon back a ways.
Macbeth went on the offensive and punched Vernon several times in the ribs, and could feel some of them break under his fists.
Vernon struggled to stand as he fought against the stranger, but managed to connect with a quick jab to Macbeth's face. As he recovered, Vernon went back over towards his car to recuperate.
Macbeth regained his bearings and stood his ground, "I'm giving you one last chance, turn around and walk away, or start eating that fucking pavement."
"Only one who's gonna eat pavement here is you!" Vernon unwisely threatened Macbeth who began to charge at him.
Vernon charged and met Macbeth only to flip him over onto the hood of his Corvette and front windshield. He cackled as Macbeth slid off his car, but then stopped laughing when he saw that his hood had a major dent and his windshield was busted open.
"Oh you Dead Motherfucker! Look what you did to my car!"
Macbeth had a difficult time getting up to his feet, he hadn't been in a full-fledged street fight in a while…he was out of practice.
Vernon rushed over to Macbeth who was at the driver's side door, and ran straight into a mid-section kick to the ribcage, and as he kneeled over in pain. Macbeth grabbed him by his collar and put him headfirst straight through the driver's side window.
Petunia winced at the sight of that, but she couldn't feel sorry for Vernon. He was getting his comeuppance. Vernon fell out of the shattered window onto the ground, seemingly defeated.
Macbeth panted and walked over towards the Evans Family. "Is everyone all right here?"
Hal winced as he felt his open cut on his face, "I'm cut, but I'll live. Thank you, you are a gentleman and a scholar."
"I'm no Gentleman, and I'm definitely no Scholar. I just can't stand Men beating up on Women. Especially one as beautiful as her," Macbeth referenced to Petunia as she began to blush a bit.
Nobody was paying attention to Vernon who was getting up off the pavement and was making his way to the Billy Club.
"You aren't around here, aren't you?" Petunia asked Macbeth.
"No I live far away from here in Scotland."
"Do you have family in the area?" Rose asked him.
"A friend nearby, goes by the name of Severus Snape."
"Severus Snape? Does that mean you are a…Look Out!" Petunia screamed.
Vernon attacked Macbeth with the Billy Club which was laying on the grass and swung it at him while his back was turned, connecting with the side of his head.
The Gryffindor felt a surge of pain erupt from his head as he fell over down onto his knees, grasping his open wound on his head.
"What the Fuck do you have to say now Big Man?" Vernon asked Macbeth.
Macbeth looked at his hand which had his own blood on it. He turned around and smiled at Vernon who began to get a bit scared.
"I'd say your Grand-Mum might hit me harder! Hell, I've been hit harder by Bludgers during a Quidditch Match!"
It was then The Evans Family realized that this Knight in Shining Armor was a wizard.
Macbeth leapt at Vernon in a wild frenzy and tackled him down to the ground and took the Billy Club and threw it over towards the Corvette. He then began pounding away at Vernon relentlessly and in his fury broke his jaw, which disabled his ability to talk and admit defeat.
"Stop!" Petunia yelled, which got Macbeth's attention. "Please…he's had enough."
During this Vernon got a handful of dirt and threw it at Macbeth's eyes, temporarily blinding him, and Vernon took this opportunity to get out from under him.
Macbeth rubbed the dirt out from his eyes to see Vernon tackling and pinning him against his busted up Corvette.
At this point Macbeth had had enough and decided to finish it, he slapped Vernon's ears which ruptured his eardrums and then kneed him straight into his ribcage breaking more ribs in the process. Vernon fell over onto the ground in a slump and Macbeth panting in exhaustion walked away and sat onto the grass.
"Have the proper authorities been called?" Macbeth asked aloud.
"They should be here in a few minutes," Rose answered him.
Hal looked and saw Vernon in a last ditch effort of desperation crawled over to where the Billy Club was. Macbeth saw this and scoffed, he got up and calmly walked over to Vernon. "It's over."
Vernon ignored what that Freak had to say.
"You've lost, just accept it."
Vernon kept on ignoring him and extended his arm above the curb and reached for the Billy Club which was out of his reach.
Macbeth's size Fourteen inch Boot came crashing down onto his extended arm and broke it. The sound of the snapped bone echoes throughout the neighborhood and the following screams echoed along with it.
Macbeth kneeled down to Vernon, grabbed a fistful of his hair and pulled the Fat Walrus up to his eyes.
"You don't come around here anymore. You don't even come into this township anymore. You don't call her, you don't mail her, no nothing. If I hear any word of you bothering this family again…well you won't like the outcome of it I can guarantee you that. Now…do I make myself clear?" Macbeth asked Vernon Dursley, to which Vernon responded with a nod and then dropped down to the ground.
In the distance Sirens could be heard, Macbeth thought about running, but he was too banged up he couldn't get too far. He went over to the stoop of The Evan's Household and sat there. Petunia Evans looked at the young man and walked over and sat right next to him.
"What's your name?"
"It's Macdonald?"
"You have a first name?"
"That is my first name."
The Constable scribbled down the last of his notes and closed his notebook, "Alright I think I have everything I need. Don't worry, Hal's let us know to not bring you in. Although I'd get that Temper in check as you aren't going to have a former constable in your back pocket everywhere you go keeping you out of trouble."
Macbeth nodded, "Yes sir."
The constable turned to Petunia, "Would you like to press charges of Vernon Dursley Miss? Perhaps get you a Writ of Protection as well?"
Petunia nodded and agreed, but she didn't think it was necessary as Vernon probably got the message through his thick head that he was no longer welcome here anymore.
Pretty soon the Constables left with the Ambulance, and everything quieted down.
Macbeth was helped up by Maxwell and Riley, even though he voiced that he didn't need any help.
"Are you sure you don't want us to take him to the Hospital Eileen?" Rose asked her.
"He'll be right as rain in the morning, don't you fret." Eileen eased Rose's mind.
Hal shook Macbeth's hand, "Thank you Macdonald. Hopefully that Bastard will be out of our lives for good."
"If he's not just Owl me, and I'll be happy to come on by," Macbeth smiled.
"Macdonald Beth, you are welcome in our house at any time!" Rose grinned.
Everybody said their goodnights as Lily stayed with her family and Severus, Eileen, Sam, 'The Twins' and Macbeth went back to the house to rest their tired bones, but before they returned home Macbeth retrieved his Caping Knife from the tree he stuck it into.
Eileen gave The Giant Gryffindor a plethora of Potions and Bruising Salves to make sure he won't hurt too bad overnight.
In the end Macbeth laid down on an extra sized bed that Eileen conjured for him, and as he slept all he could think about was Petunia Evans.
It was half past noon when Riley, Maxwell and Macbeth packed their things and readied to use Eileen's floo to head back to Riley's Ancestral home in Scotland called Eclipse.
"Are you sure you guys don't want to stay a bit longer?" Severus asked Riley, Maxwell and Macbeth.
"Nah, we don't want to overstay our welcome," Riley started.
"Besides," Maxwell continued. "After last night's excitement a bit of R&R at home could do us a bit of good."
Macbeth nodded in agreement with his close friends.
Riley and Maxwell hugged Sam and Severus goodbye as Macbeth opted for a firm handshake.
One by one they each used the Floo until it was just Macbeth at the fireplace, getting ready to crouch in order to fit under the fireplace, when the door opened to show lily coming in with Petunia. Macbeth stopped in his tracks and got out of the fireplace and stood up straight.
"Did we just miss Riley and Maxwell?" Lily asked out loud.
"Yeah you just missed them by a few seconds," Sam answered.
"Oh dear, well Macbeth my Mum made some freshly baked cookies and she just wanted me to give them to you as a way of saying thanks for kicking that Bastard Vernon Dursley's ass last night."
Macbeth chuckled as he took the basket, "Thank you Lily." A silence ran over the living room, "If…there isn't anything else. I guess I'll be leaving then."
"Wait!" Petunia blurted out. Macbeth immediately turned around to see what she had to say. "Listen Macdonald…umm. I…" Petunia was getting a bit flustered as she spoke which rarely happened. "When I saw you beat the shit out of Vernon I was afraid that…you could have easily done the same to us, but now I see that there really isn't anything to be afraid of. I was just wondering if you wanted my phone number in case you ever…wanted to talk or something."
Macbeth's heart skipped a beat, and he was thankful that Riley or Maxwell wasn't here or else they'd tease him mercilessly about this.
"Yeah! Yes, I'd like that a bit, but the closest phone would be in the local township. It'd be a bit easier if we sent owls to one another," Macbeth advised.
"Oh, I actually don't have an Owl, and I don't know how to use that wait of mail."
Sam saw what was conspiring and decided to help this along, "I have an idea, how about Macbe…I mean Macdonald take you to Diagon Alley this Saturday to Eeylops Owl Emporium. Where you can be taught to use Owl Mailing Services, and pick out an Owl for you to keep."
"That…would be perfect! What do you think Macdonald?" Petunia asked him.
"It sounds wonderful Petunia, so I'll pick you up around…Eleven in the Morning, and perhaps we can catch Lunch in Diagon Alley as well."
"That would be delightful!"
Macbeth smiled widely as he picked up his things, "Well then…I'll see you then Petunia." He bowed and then went through the Floo towards Eclipse."
Petunia blushed a bit as Sam walked over to her and smiled, "Looks like you found your Knight Petunia."
Petunia could do nothing but blush and agree with Sam, it took her a while, but Petunia finally found her Knight in Shining Armor.
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The door opened as Silas struggled to get his badge out of his coat pocket, "Good Afternoon Madam, I am Auror…"
"Silas?"
Silas stood frozen in the middle of the doorway as he looked up to see his former flame, his Shining Star. It was there that for the first time in 16 years he finally reunited with his former Fiance, Eileen Prince.