Author's Note: This is the longest Chapter yet! Also it was really fun making this chapter, and I could barely keep a straight face while making it. Hope you guys find all this funny as I did! (Copyrights to Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon)
It's been day three of the drought.
Janice and the cat were left at home, Vlad went of doing 'mayor' duties. The two were in powdering room, because it was coolest room so the makeup wouldn't melt. Sitting at one of the ten tables, Janice brushed the fur on the cat. Her number one priority was to make Maddie look the same since day one, which she was doing nicely.
She would always take Maddie to the park and spas, that were meant for both humans and pets. She was keeping them both fit and pampered. Maddie had her slim body with silky smooth fur, not fat and with mangled up fur, like she was suppose to be. Janice on other hand grew bigger from the sudden muscle gain, but her skin was completely radiant. (Kwan commented that she had, I quote: "The skin of a goddess." Drool and all.)
Tying a big blue bow around the cat's neck, she held out a mirror.
"What do you think Maddie?" She asked the cat. She was wearing a white thin tank-top, and blue short shorts.
Seeing her reflection, Maddie purred in delight posing for herself. After all, a pet's attitude reflects on their owners.
Janice's back pocket vibrated, but she didn't have her phone on her. Putting the hand held mirror down ,she pulled out her compact flipping it open, revealing Clockwork's face.
"The observant want to know what progress you're making." He asked.
"Well," She held out the cat, "Maddie isn't ugly like she's suppose to be, and Vlad's been showing a bit more affection." putting Maddie down on her lap, she shrugged. "That's all the progress I got, how's the time line?"
Frowning, Clockwork shook his head. "I'm afraid I do not know, it has been blank, but…" Pulling at his beard, then rubbing his young chin, he finally spoke. "I've been able to see you."
"Me?" Janice asked tilting her head.
Giving a sly smile, he nodded. "You'll be becoming a 'queen' soon, but for a short moment." He's face started fading. "Take care."
"A queen?" Janice raised a brow.
Maddie gave a cat smile, looking at herself in the compact.
Throwing on black skinny jeans, a black t-shirt with white outlined thunder cloud, waterproof boots, and a clear poncho, Janice ran out the door. She knew today was the day Maddie would get zapped, and she wasn't going to let anything happen to that cat. All her effort would be thrown out the window, leaving her an evil thin looking cat.
Yeah, not going to happen.
Pushing her way into the mayors office, she slammed the doors open. Vlad jumped from his set, and Maddie cowered into a corner. Sighing in relief, Janice picked up the frighten cat.
"Sorry Maddie." She tried soothing the cat's fur down. Feeling Maddie melt into her arms made Janice smile.
Vlad coughed for attention. "Are you going to apologize to me too?" He asked.
Shaking her head, she laughed. "Nah, you deserved it from taking Maddie away." Nuzzling her face into the cat fur she added. "We had an appointment ten minutes ago, I had to cancel."
Then lighting struck close by the window, a shadow following behind. The window's flew open, curtains flapping dramatically. Cold air hit Janice in the face, giving her goose bumps. Maddie took cover behind the girls legs, as a figure jumped in through the window.
"Ah Vortex," Vlad smirked. "have you had the pleasure to meet my daughter?"
Taking a deep breath, Vortex spoke. "No I have not," Looking a Janice he paused, then he took another deep breath. "you are a lovely sight my dear, with skin as radiant as the sun." He kissed Janice's right hand. He took yet another deep breath. "May I have the pleasure of," Inhale. "knowing your name?"
Janice looked at the hand he was still holding, she didn't expect Vortex hitting on her. Hell she didn't expect anyone in this world to hit her, maybe Tucker, but no one else. "J-Janice, my name is Janice." She stammered.
Taking a deep breath, he sighed. "What a lovely name."
Vlad walked over to them, his face had an angry expression. "Yes, yes, I have a lovely daughter, now let go of her."
"My deepest apologizes my dear." He finally let go of her hand. Inhaling he looked at Vlad. "Isn't this rain lovely?" He asked inhaling again. "But not as lovely as your daughter."
Vlad growled in annoyance, Janice blushed in embracement.
"Yes, now make it stop." He spat.
"Stop!" Vortex yelled, "Did anyone tell Picasso to stop painting the Mona Lisa?!"
"That was Da Vinci, you dolt." Vlad pulled out a device aiming it at Vortex.
Crossing his arms, the ghost stated. "No, the rain stays."
Being shocked by the device, made the weather ghost shriek in pain. But then lighting stuck it, also did it strike where the cat was standing.
Huffing in the other side of the room, Janice kissed the unharmed cat. She managed to jump to other side before the lighting stuck them. (Thank you Skulker train!) While snuggling the prefect cat, she failed to notice Vortex reaching for her.
Dropping the cat, Janice found herself in Vortex arms. He breathed in. "I'm also going to take your daughter," Yet again, he breathed in. "as my queen." He flew out the window with his prize.
Plasmius was hot on their tail, shooting at Vortex. "Put her down!" He yelled.
"Fool!" Inhale. "Do you really think you can control me?!" He easily shot Vlad down.
"Dad!" Janice yelled, trying to struggle out of Vortex's grip.
"Don't worry my queen," He gulped in air. "he'll be fine." Flying towards the sky, he made the weather much worse, and formed a green skull out of clouds.
Janice squeaked in fear.
Inside the Skull was very strange. Janice was seated on chair made of clouds, with Vortex at the end of the cloud made table.
Shifting nervously, Vortex wiggled in his sit fiddling his thumbs. "I must be honest," Inhale. "I've never seen such a mortal like you." The ghost blushed a dark green. Inhale. "In truth, you're the first female to," Inhale. "take my breath away."
"It sounds like you're always losing you breath." Janice said truthfully.
Giving a dumbfounded look, the ghost smiled. "Oh I see," Inhale. "you're trying to be funny." He started laughing.
Slouching in her seat, Janice felt out of place.
Vortex noticed, and floated to her side. Inhale "Are you alright?" He rubbed her shoulders affectionately.
"I, its that, um." She slouched down even farther. "I'm not used to so much attention." She just wanted out.
"Oh," Inhale. "you will come accustomed to the attention," Inhale. "my queen." He lifted her from the sit, into his arms. "Because I shall always be," Inhale. "at your side." He was leaning down for a kiss.
Janice pushed at his chest, trying get away from him. She was not going to be kissed by a freak.
Then he stopped, smirking he looked at the mouth of the skull. "We have," Inhale "company."
The skull's tongue wrapped around them, then flung them out. Laying down on the tongue, Janice was curled up in Vortex's chest.
"How's the," Inhale. "weather?" Vortex evilly chuckled.
Turning herself around, she saw both Danny and Vlad.
"Alright Vortex, let my daughter go." Plasmius growled.
"Oh," Vortex tried to look innocent. "but I'm not holding her captive." Inhale. "Also who is your friend?"
"The names Danny Phantom," Danny sneered. "and I'm no friend of his."
"Oh, you're the ghost boy!" Inhale. He flew up, holding the girl and making her a quick throne from clouds. Seating her down, he faced the two intruders.
As the three were in battle, Janice looked down from he floating throne. "I have to get out of here." Seeing that the three guys left, she took out a small remote from her pocket. Pressing down on the large red button, Janice smiled when her board came to the rescue.
"No!" She shrieked as lighting destroyed her only means of escape. Shortly after Vortex came along.
"Let us go my queen." As he flew away, the throne followed.
Janice flinched as Vortex seated her on his lap. The whirling wind on her bottom wasn't a comfy feeling.
"Ah, look my queen," Inhale. "the world is filled with my chaos." Looking down he frowned. "My queen," Inhale. "you seem tired, you should." Inhale. "rest." He formed a blanket with clouds, cover his 'queen' with it.
The covering was moist and warm, causing Janice to doze off.
When she woke up she back at Amity Park, where two Vortex were destroying the town.
"Janice, darling, you're alright." Plasmius smiled down at her. She was still on the throne, with the cloud covering on her.
Janice frowned. "What gave you the idea to free a criminal ghost?" Throwing her arms up she yelled. "I was almost kissed by a total freak!" Sneering, she added. "I'm going to need total therapy."
Blinking, Plasmius asked. "What was that last part?"
"Me needing therapy?"
"No, the others part."
"Him almost kissing me?"
Vlad turned red, completely red. Flying towards the defeated weather ghost, he shouted. "HOLD IT DANIEL!"
Danny blinked, holding up the thermos he jumped away from Vlad's path. He looked scary.
"This is for insulting me!" Plasmius punched Vortex square in the face. "This is for insulting the Mona Lisa!" Another punch, "And this is for almost kissing my daughter!" yelling as loud as he can, his fist and the street sandwiched Vortex's head.
Catching his breath, Plasmius looked at Danny. "He's all yours Little Badger."
The throne Janice was seated in lowered with every punch Vlad gave, until she landed on the ground. Both the throne and blanket vanished, leaving Janice seated on the ground.
"Total therapy." She said.
Seating at the 'Smooch your Pooch', both Maddie and Janice were getting their nails done.
"Isn't this the life Maddie?" Janice asked.
Maddie purred in delight as she was getting a message.
Having themselves a relaxing end of the day, was a right. They were getting the full spa treatment after what they've been through.
Heading for the baths, one of the workers stopped them.
"I recommend our newest addition," The bouncy blond, with the white dress uniform, said. "the swirling pounds, with our new bath scents 'Greetings Fruity Vortex'."
Both Janice and the cat looked at each other with wide eyes, then back the worker. They slowly shook their heads in fear, and both said in protest.
"No."
"Meow."
I had some much fun making this chapter!