Rude Awakening
By: Silverwolf
Hana steps through her hall. Sh jumps slightly at the sight of a blonde perched on her bed staring into her son's cradle. "So you're weasel-face's son. I pity you for that, yeah." Hana looks towards the blonde, "Deidara, what the..." The blonde laughs, "what? I had to see proof that Uchiha could make a kid, yeah." Hana looks at Deidara, "it has definitely been awhile." The blonde shrugs, "Uchiha went that way." A hand points lazily. Hana tilts her head. "And yet he left you sitting here." Deidara blinks as Hana is pulled backwards slightly. The kunoichi meeps, "Itachi." She hears a low growl, "I can't trust him near Sasuke."
The blonde rolls his eyes. "I only said I'd choke the life out of the brat, yeah." Itachi blows air along Hana's neck. The kunoichi makes a face. "I told you before that was annoying." She smirks slightly when she hears laughter. "It's not funny." Hana tilts her head as she feels Itachi kiss her neck. Deidara makes a face and turns his attention back to the cradle. Hana smirks and kisses Itachi. The Uchiha kisses Hana.
"Tell her why she hasn't seen you until now." Deidara waves a hand at Itachi as if to say shut up. Itachi nuzzles against Hana's neck. "Tell her Deidara or I'll show her Sasuke's memories." The blonde makes a face and then turns to Hana, "I'm dead, yeah."
Hana blinks and then leans against Itachi. She doesn't seem surprised by the statement. "Why show up here?" Deidara tilts his head, "I told you I had to see it Uchiha could really make a baby, yeah." Hana laughs. Deidara looks annoyed. "You two are still lovebirds. How is the brat, yeah." Hana kisses Itachi. "He was asleep. And he's not a brat." Deidara rises from Hana's bed. He takes a step down the hall as he exits Hana's room. It the hall in front of a doorway is a large canine. Crimson eyes stare back at Deidara. Teeth are bared as a growl can be heard. "Bad puppy, yeah. Itachi, a little help here."
The blonde notices said Uchiha doesn't appear. Instead the canine steps forward and snaps her jaw together. Deidara calls for Itachi again. Hachi lunges forward taking Deidara to the ground. The canine steps off of the blonde when she hears a whine. The dog is swift to return to the room she came from.
"You were almost pet food." Deidara growls loudly, "you did that on purpose, yeah." Itachi kisses Hana lightly. "Something isn't right. Wake up."
Hana's eyes snap open. She can hear Hachi growling menacingly. As Hana rises from the bed she hear a crash. "Sasuke!" The younger Uchiha makes an appearance. Hana notices his eyes are scanning for something. Hachi growls. Sasuke's hand wraps around her muzzle briefly. Everything is silent as a shinobi steps forward. Hana realizes quickly it was an assassination attempt. Both watch as suddenly the shinobi hits the ground. Hana sighs relieved. Sasuke watches with Hachi at his side.