Chapter 14

Dex is sat at the dinner table tucking into the Colleen's casserole.

Casey, "Wow dude remember to breath between mouthfuls"

Heath, "Looks like his really enjoying it"

Indi comes into the kitchen in a mini skirt. Her eyes are plastered with eye liner as is her face with make up. Her lips are rosy red from the lipstick that she is wearing.

Indi, "Who's Enjoying what?"

Casey and Heath turned to look at Indi but quickly turn back to watch Dex scoffing the casserole.

Casey, "Oh hi Indi"

Heath, "Hi babe"

Indi quickly glides over to Heath and throws her arms round his neck and slowly wraps one of her legs round his wrist. As she looks up at him smiling she says in a huskily whisper.

Indi, "Hi yourself"

Heath, "Er hi are you alright?"

Heath then goes back to watch Dex.

Indi, "Aren't you excited to see me?"

Heath, "Excited? Er guess so"

Indi, "Maybe you will be when I touch you here"

Indi goes to stroke his trouser snake.

Heath, "WOW what are you doing woman? Your names not Ruby"

Heath knocks her hand away.

Casey, "Hey that's my chick your insulting there"

Heath grins.

Indi pouts up at Heath.

Indi, "Isn't this sexy enough for you then?"

Heath, "Sexy? Who's sexy?"

Casey quickly pokes Heath's arm laughing.

Casey, "Wow would you look at that look how much his managed to stuff in his mouth now?"

Heath, "Yeah mind you don't choke Dex"

Casey, "Is he actually chewing or just swallowing it like a duck?"

Heath steps forward a few feet with Indi clinging tightly to his front.

Indi, "Hey watch it"

Heath, "Oh sorry babe forgot you were here"

Indi, "Oh thanks don't you feel my weight?"

Heath, "No your light as a feather"

Indi, "Oh thanks"

Heath steps back dragging Indi along.

Heath, "Yep Cas his eating that casserole like a duck"

They both laugh. Indi coughs alerting them to her pretence.

Indi, "I'm not hugging you for my heath here babe"

Heath, "Oh right do you want something?"

Indi, "Well yes but I am obviously not looking sexy enough to seduce you"

Heath only hears the word sexy as he watches in fantastion at Dex's eating habits.

Ruby then knocks at the door.

Ruby, "Can I come in?"

Heath, "Sexy who do you think I find sexy babe?"

Indi Ruby hey…..

Heath, "Well I guess Ruby is kind of sexy she's not in my league through"

Indi, "NOT RUBY ME"

Indi does a quick twirl while Heath, Casey, and Ruby stand there watching.

Ruby, "Very nice I must say that must of taken you ages"

Indi, "Well thank you Ruby it did take a lot of effort"

In the background Dex can be heard munching on his food.

Indi, "Well you two what do you think have you noticed anything?"

Heath and Casey look at each other confused.

Indi, "Honesty Heath I said I was going to make myself look nice for you"

Heath, "Oh right have you done it yet?"

Indi screams in anger.

Indi, "What do you think?"

Casey pulls him away from the two girls they start to whisper in the corner.

Indi and Ruby shake their heads at each other. Casey and Heath come forward stepping over a fainted Sid on the floor.

Heath, "You look very nice"

Indi, "Oh yeah what's different"

Heath grins at Casey who nods Heath turns back grinning.

Heath says proudly.

Heath, "Your hair?"

Indi sighs.

Indi, "Nope"

Indi gestures to her outfit that she is wearing.

Heath, "Is it your clothes that are different?"

Indi claps her hands with sarcasm.

Heath snatches his head he was sure she was wearing these clothes when she had left.

Indi, "What do you think of my outfit?"

Heath, "Its different?"

Indi throws her hands over her head.

Indi, "YES"

Heath, "Well it's really nice but I can't see any difference from before…"

Indi stands there her hands on her hips glaring at him for his last comment.

Indi, "WHAT'S DIFFERENT?"

Heath jumps back in fright he had never experienced the scorn of a woman's anger this bad before.

Heath, "Is it the shoes? And the fact you look like the Joker out of Batman with all that make up plastered on your face?"

Heath can hear Casey and Ruby slap their foreheads and mutter the words good grief Heath.

Indi leaps forward slapping Heath's face. She then falls in the seat next to Dex at the table.

Indi glares up at Heath.

Indi, "GRRRR MEN"

Indi, "Well if you wasn't distracted by my brother here eating like a pig maybe you might of noticed"

Heath tries to clam Indi by the next comment.

Heath, "Indi did you know Dex eats like a duck?"

Dex looks up for the first time from the casserole bowl.

Dex, "A duck really?"

Dex wipes his mouth with a napkin and burps loudest burp in human history.

Heath, "Yeah very fascinating to watch just like one of those wildlife shows"

Dex, "Well I have got to say that is the tastily casseroles I have ever had. I don't know what sort of flavouring was in there but they gave it a very nice kick and gave my taste buds a good old treat"

Indi, "That's very nice. Now Dex tell me something"

Dex, "Yep sure"

Indi, "What's wrong with Dad?"

Dex, "Oh it's a good job this casserole came at exactly the right time he decided to faint"

Indi, "Why did he faint?"

Dex, "He found out Heath had eaten Romeo"

There was a moment of silence before everyone said.

Everyone, "I bet that was a boring meal for you Heath"

Heath, "Yeah I have a bad case of ingestion now"

Ruby pulls Casey towards the front door and says.

Ruby, "Lets go Cas I need to find Charlie the buyer from Ebay is coming to pick up those sliver bullets"

Casey, "Er ok aren't you upset about Romeo through?"

Ruby whispers.

Ruby, "Oh come on Casey you know your brother, Heath probably dreamt it"

They both walk out laughing.

Meanwhile somewhere in the corn filed.

Marilyn, "Do you think Heath has eaten the poisonous casserole yet?"

Colleen, "Well we could go and check the house?"

Marilyn, "Oh no I'm not doing that I might fall for his charms and end up having my head bitten off"

Colleen, "Well Miles is having a barque tonight for Vj's birthday there will be a lot of people there if Heath isn't dead he will turn up there for a meal"

Marilyn, "I cant go through I look like a tramp from sitting in this dam corn flied for so long"

Colleen, "Well that's what I often told my Lancey and look Ironically you are one now"

Marilyn slaps Colleen which results in them both having a fight. Rolling round in the corn pulling at each others hair.

Somewhere else on the farm Ruby and Casey are in search of Charlie but come across Brax instead.

Ruby, "Hey Brax"

Brax jumps and turns to Ruby. He runs over to her.

Brax, "Hey"

Ruby, "How's your novel coming along?"

Brax, "Novel? What….."

Ruby, "Charlie said your writing a novel that's why you here on the farm so much"

Brax, "Oh yes my novel I remember it now silly me"

Ruby, "But I don't know why you were standing in that flied just now it looks like a manjula crop"

Brax, "Manjula? No way your funny Ruby isn't she funny Casey?"

Casey, "She is that"

Brax, "Naaa I have made that flied out of models of plastic plants so it only looks like a manjula crop"

Ruby, "Why would you do that?"

Brax, "Inspiration for my novel its about this dodgy gang called errr the Lake Boys getting away with criminal activity because their leader is having it off with a very sexy but gullible police officer called Charlie"

Ruby, "Charlie?"

Brax, "ERRR I mean Charlotte"

Ruby, "So in other words Charlie for short"

Brax gulps.

Brax, "Oh really didn't think of it like in that way conscience or what?"

Ruby, "When did you see Charlie to tell her about your novel?"

Brax, "Oh boy you ask a lot of questions don't you?"

Ruby smiles.

Ruby, "That's having a police officer for an mother for you"

Brax, "She wanted to ask me to go to your school and talk to you about writing"

Ruby, "So you had already told her about your novel before she asked you that?"

Brax, "Errr yeah"

Ruby, "When did you tell first tell Charlie about your novel?"

Brax suddenly steps forward stamping on Ruby's foot.

Brax, "Oh I am so sorry Ruby"

Ruby, "OUCH"

Casey glares at Brax as he ruffles Ruby's hair laughing.

Brax, "Why are you looking for Charlie here through?"

Ruby, "She's working on a case on this farm"

Ruby stomps off angrily dragging Casey behind her.

Brax sighs a sigh of relief. Thank God Charlie was the cop and not Ruby he thought.

Summer Bay House.

Alf, "So how many is that now who have flaming booked out without paying now Miles?"

Miles, "Hundred and twenty"

Alf, "Stone the flaming crows we will go out of flaming business if this carries on"

Miles, "No we wont I found all their wallets"

Alf, "What about our guests I want to wring their flaming necks for doing a runner without paying"

Miles gulps.

Miles, "I didn't want to tell you this but I have been watching the tv over the last few days"

Alf, "Well that's ok Miles no need to feel guilty about that"

Miles, "I have been watching the news and there has been reports of guests staying at a local caravan park being eaten by a wolf. I was cleaning the vans the other day and I thought I saw news vans a tv crews outside"

Alf, "So you think our flaming guests have been eaten by a flaming wolf?"

Milles, "I thought it was a different caravan park on the tv, but then again I did see myself being interviewed on tv to say I was a little shock does not even cover it. I remember that day now the tv crew came in and I had give them all a cup of tea and a slice of Leah's carrot cake. Shame I didn't give them some gateau really I was saving the carrot cake for the next time Rabbit popped up"

Alf, "Oh Miles you ding bat"

Miles, "I found these too"

Miles holds up a black bin bag.

Alf, "Oh no not body parts in a black bin bag"

Miles, "Alf it's a bag of clothes, Heath's clothes they were found all round town"

Heath who happens to be walking past pops his head in the door.

Heath, "Did I hear my name? I'm just dropping Vj off we have been to Wilson beach"

VJ, "Yeah was so cool"

Leah walks in the room from upstairs and grabs VJ by the ear pulling him upstairs shouting at him about how dangerous surfing was at Wilson's beach.

Miles, "Have you found you clothes yet Heath?"

Heath, "Nope"

Alf, "Why are you always flaming naked?"

Heath, "Well what can I say? I have it so I just flaunt it"

Miles holds up the black bin.

Heath, "You cheeky bustard do I look like a rubbish man to you? Put your own rubbish out"

Miles, "Your clothes"

Heath takes the bag from Miles.

Heath, "Thanks but I think I like the feel of fresh air against my skin now give them to VJ for when he grows older"

Heath drops the bag and runs out.

Alf goes to the door.

Alf, "BYE THEN AND WOULD YOU BE SO KIND TO STOP EATING OUR FLAMING GUESTS"

Miles, "Alf Heath isn't a wolf"

Alf, "Well his a oddball"

The Buckton household.

There is a knock at the door Charlie rushes to answer it.

Charlie, "Oh hello are you here to pick up the sliver bullets….. Watson?"

Watson rolls her eyes.

Elijah steps forward into the doorway his cape flowing from behind him.

Elijah, "Charlie my good woman yes I have come for those sliver bullets I have purchased thank you"

Charlie, "You're my Ebay bidder?"

Elijah, "That's me"

Charlie, "But it said you lived in Africa?"

Elijah, "Charlie my good woman you really expected someone to travel all the way from Africa to your little house to collect their purchases?"

Charlie, "Well yes that's what they told me"

Elijah, "Do you always believe what you are told?"

Charlie, "Yes"

Elijah, "But you're a cop?"

Charlie, "Yes a very trusting cop"

Watson, "You can say that again"

Elijah, "You see Charlie I knew you thought I was batty so I took on a secret online identity and bid for the bullets and what would you know I won"

Watson, "Well you did put a maximum bid of 1 million pounds in"

Elijah, "Well Watson no price is big enough when it comes to saving our world from the plague of demons which threaten its existence"

Watson, "Well when you put it like that"

Elijah, "Well thank you oh and I am sorry about maxing your credit card out if we live through the end of days I will pay you back ok sex kitten?"

Watson, "You better I was planning a grilly shopping trip"

Elijah, "Now Charlie hand over the sliver bullets please"

Charlie handed the bullets to him.

Elijah, "Now lets go"

Charlie, "What now?"

Elijah, "Oh yes the final battle happens tonight"

Charlie, "Final battle?"

Watson, "Oh yes Elijah has said we will come face to face with evil for the final time tonight"

Charlie, "Do you believe him?"

Watson, "Not really but if you can't beat Elijah you might as well join him"

Elijah, "Watson and me have christened our bed sheets all ready"

Charlie, "Ewww why do I need to know that?"

Elijah, "Charlie I can die happy now I'm no longer a virgin"

Charlie, "Hang on did you say your virgin?"

Elijah, "Yes"

Charlie, "But didn't you ever sleep with Leah?"

Elijah, "Yes"

Charlie, "So you must of?"

Elijah, "Nope"

Charlie, "What did you do when you two were alone in the bedroom at night then?"

Elijah, "I read the Bible to her and then I went to sleep next to her"

Charlie is about to ask something else but stops.

Charlie, "Hang on did you say you wont die a virgin now?"

Elijah, "Don't worry I have had a vision from God"

Charlie, "Oh yes and how do things work out?"

Elijah, "Oh we all die painfully and perish at the claws of evil"

Charlie, "Why are we doing this then?"

Elijah, "Well we might as well go out in a blaze of glory"

Charlie grabs her keys as she follows the other two out the door.

Charlie, "Oh what a comforting thought"