/ In The Canteen /

Thundercracker kicked the double doors into the canteen, Marched in and stopped in the center of the room, "What the fuck are you fuckin cunts doing sitting fuckin in here?! I've been out doing my fuckin job and I go to set up fuckin backup and there ain't because you fuckin cunts are fuckin hungry! I'm the only decent Seeker in the fuckin air because all my main fuckin talent is on the fuckin ground doin other duties and I'm stuck with you cunts!" He shouted at Dirge, Thrust, Ramjet, Ionstorm, Sunstorm and Bitstream.

Sunstorm whispered to Ramjet, "Oh shit. He's in one of his rages. What the fucks happened to cause this shit?!"

"I don't know.." Ramjet answered as they all looked at each other.

Thundercracker stormed over to the table, "What?! Gonna fuckin sit there fuckin whispering like a bunch of fuckin little girls at a fucking tea party!" he swept their food off the table and started to point into each ones face, "YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU, FUCK OFF!" he screamed, making them start to scurry out. "FUUUCKING USELESS FUCKIN ASSHOLE PIECES OF SHIT! !" He screamed after them.

"Would somebody fucking send in Slipstream to calm that fucker down! He's gonna kill someone." Dirge said to Novastorm.

Ramjet called Slipstream on his mobile. "Slippy. Thundercrackers on his period big time. Can you please do something so that he doesn't kill us?"

"He's what?" Slipstream answered, obviously amused.

"Yeah he just went fuckin nuclear on us in the canteen for no reason!"

"Ohh I'll check him out." she giggled.

They passed Starscream in the hall as he casually walked into the canteen followed by Skywarp, who joined the fuel queue. Starscream walked right by the squabbling fuel queue and started grabbing whatever he wanted, including the whole container of light energon milk. He casually walked back to the Seeker dominated table and slumped down at the Seeker table, followed shortly by Skywarp.

Novastorm turned to Starscream, "Late again this morning?"

"Shut up, you bitch ass faggot." Starscream muttered as he started chugging down the drink.

"What the fuck did you call me?!" Novastorm said getting up, "Cause the only bitch, and faggot here is you."

Thundercracker laughed.

"And you can shut up too, cunt." Starscream said to Thundercracker, prompting him to get up and grip Starscream by the throat, lifting him off the ground as he pulled his arm back and clutched his fist ready to punch him, until he saw Megatron and Soundwave walk in.

Novastorm sat back down and Thundercracker dropped Starscream, "Looks like you're off the hook just now, you little cunt. Don't push me.. "

Starscream grinned at Thundercracker smugly, then stood up, grabbed the Energon bun off Skywarps plate and started to walk towards Megatron until he felt a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to get punched in the face by Skywarp, a hit that landed so hard it spun him around and knocked him over. Skywarp casually walked up to him, sat on his chest and punched him in the face again, "-.. and that's for Novastorm" , and punched him again, "-... And that's for Thundercracker.", and again, -.. And that's a final fucking warning, you spoilt little bitch, if you ever take off my fucking plate again, I'll kill you. I will kill you! !" He shouted while picking up and bashing Starscreams head against the floor in time to his threats.

Skywarp casually got up, dusted himself off, and walked calmly back to the table and sat back down.

" Wow, dude loves his energon buns." Novastorm said as he got up to get Skywarp another.

"I'm getting him one too!" Thundercracker said as he got up to join the fuel queue. Both of them patting Skywarp on the back as they walked by him.

Starscream touched around his face. "Megatron! Megatron! did you see that! Skywarp accosted me!"

Megatron folded his arms, "Yes Starscream, and it was long in the coming. Now, stop antagonising him and get up off the floor! I'll have Knockout look you over later. You need work anyway. "

Starscream got up, his pride badly damaged. He knew he had to sit back at the Seeker table, as not to do so would be even more humiliating. At least he knew that Skywarp didn't tend to hold a grudge, and after a fight, the matter was always settled with no hard feelings. Also, Skywarp is, on his side.

He knew Skywarp was like that. A frustration would build in him for the longest time, then he have to vent, then after, he was fine.

"Starscream!" Megatron called as Starscream got up.

"Yes?"

"Come here, what's happened to your wrist?"

"What do you mean?"

"Come here."

Megatron grabbed Starscreams arm and turned it to see the inside wrist, looking at the silver-White glittery panel with small diamonds down the side. "

" This is Eastern style metal. Where did you get this?"

" I've had it forever, but recently fit diamonds on it. I think it becomes me, don't you?"

" Where's your light blue panel? "

"In my quarters. Somewhere around my berth.", Starscream grinned to Megatron,"Want to help me look for it?" he added quietly.

"Mmm, I dont have time."

"You never have time."

"Don't start. We'll talk later."

"Don't have time and later. Story of my life." Starscream sighed.

"You, are insatiable. We'll talk, later." Megatron answered as he noticed Soundwave with his head turned staring at them from the other side of the room.

"Fuck off Soundwave." Starscream said quietly, wondering if Soundwave could psychically hear it.

Thundercracker was sat at the Seeker table chatting to Skywarp and felt someone sliding their arms around his neck from behind.

"Hey TC!" Slipstream purred.

"Oh hiya sweetheart. I thought you were out on recon." Thundercracker said as he tapped her arms, locked around his neck.

"We've all got back. What's this I hear about you being scary to the boys, ya big meanie?" she asked.

Skywarp tore his Energon bun in two and handed Slipstream half.

"Not at all, my dear. But, If the boys in question are certain assholes known as Dirge, Thrust, Ramjet, Sunstorm, Ionstorm and Bitstream, then let me tell you sweetie. They keep sneaking off for extended fu...dumb breaks while I'm busting my ass working." Thundercracker replied.

Slipstream winked at Skywarp as she sat between him and Thundercracker.

"I certainly don't want you busting your ass...when you could be busting mine.." She grinned.

Thundercracker turned to look at Slipstream with an intrigued raised brow.

Ramjet snuck back into the canteen thinking it was safe but froze when he saw Thundercracker still in the canteen and sat there with his head turned to Slipstream.

"Errm, Ramjets skiving again." Skywarp pointed out.

"Who gives a shit about him Sky, I'll deal with him later." Thundercracker said calmly as he supported his head on his hand while looking at Slipstream, "So tell me, what are you up to this afternoon darlin?"

"I'm quite busy with work, but I'm certain I can... Fit you in somewhere." she said while running her finger down his orange cockpit front.

They saw Starscreams blue hand slam down on the table inbetween them, "Get a fuckin room! You're like two whores in fucking heat. Just go to your quarters and fuck each other so I don't have to see any more of this shit."

"Fuck off, Starscream." Slipstream said while pushing him away.

Skywarp looked up at Starscream, "Screamer, Ramjets skiving."

"He's not, now. I gave him a two hour lunch break." Starscream said casually.

"Ahh why? He's basically been doing nothing but bunk off."

"Because he's my friend and he does what I say and gives me shit. Leave him alone!"

Ramjet heard Starscream so quickly sat at the table looking smugly at Thundercracker, but gutted that he was getting no reaction from him.

Later in Starscreams Quarters

Starscream was in his oil bath, reclined backwards holding his large smart phone in his left hand, aimed downwards while stroking his spike, recording another jerking off video that he was going to send to Skyfire, Windblade and Arcee.

As he touched and caressed the length up and down, seeing the dual panels of small blue guidelights light the bath oil around him, and moving at varying speeds as he moaned his pleasure building.

He would either run a lightly gripped fist inwards towards himself, or gently run his open hand under the long length of his spike, watching precum transfluid tickling out and into the bath.

He had a casual sex relationship with Windblade and thought that as soon as the shit hits the fan and Arcee found out about it, after she's calmed down, he'll suggest a three way, and see how well the suggestion goes down.

He ultimately wanted a fourway with Skyfire involved but he knew that Skyfire would read him the riot act if he suggested it, Even if he only interacted with Starscream during it. He knew that unfortunately that dream will never go down, he'd probably get the same reaction from Megatron, but would be too frightened to suggest it. Knowing his luck, even if Megatron was down, he'd get so distracted by the girls he may end up ignoring Starscream entirely, possibly even on purpose to enjoy the annoyed reaction from him.

He heard his quarters door, which was weird as he locked it.

Megatron and Soundwave walked it, much to Starscreams disgust. "Doesn't anyone knock anymore?! You're ruining my build up to the money shot!" he said stopping his filming and throwing his phone to the floor and sitting up in the bath.

Soundwave pointed down to the bath stating the fucking obvious, "He was filming himself masturbating on his phone!"

"This is a matter of our security, Starscream!" Megatron replied ignoring Soundwave... For once in his life.

Starscream looked at Soundwave, then back to Megatron, "Why don't you just sell tickets at the door? Do I hold audiences when you're in the bath?"

"He's here with the security data that vindicates you, as I knew it would."

"I bet he loved finding that!" Starscream grinned smugly at Soundwave.

"You were shot with an Autobot firearm which was also used to vandalise the security system in the hold. Also the security footage was all missing. All the evidence points to the prisoners having inside help. Did you not see the perpetrators?"

Starscream shrugged," It happened so fast. I was walking the female prisoner back to the hold and then the lights flickered and the emergency lights came on. Someone jumped out from down the hall and shot me. Then the female ran to assist the shooter, who I later found out was the Autobot prisoner. I was badly injured defending what is most important, our base. "

Megatron placed his hand to his chin in consideration," Skywarp said he saw you dragging the female down the hall back to the hold as he went to the canteen to debate some bullshit they had found online. He said she put quite a struggle. "

"Interesting. She did struggle quite intensely! It was hard to pin her down."

"By the way, Hook says he saw you with Swindle. He claimed you were sexually propersitioning him, is that so?"

Starscream looked up and tilted his head to stress the lunacy of the allegation. "Absolutely False."

"Soundwave confirms that you took the female Autobot to your quarters after a Fracus in the canteen. What was your intention Starscream?" Megatron pointed down to him.

Starscream shrugged,"Trivial pursuits...I believe you would call it." he said as he shot Megatron a half grin.

"You are not to take command over any more prisoners unless I am informed."

"Why?! I am your lieutenant and second in command! And that is a fundamental part of the job discription!" Starscream protested, raising his voice considerably.

"Starscream, you were not involved in this little escapade, but I believe this is merely a small part of a greater issue yet to be realised, and it has your workings written all over it. I sense deception in you, even now."

Soundwave turned to Megatron, "He is lying and withholding information."

Starscream looked incredulous, "What have I done? I was captured and brutalised by the Autobots because you placed this incompetent in charge of my personal bodily safety, then I am shot during a vicious assault from within our own base. Yet again, another failing of our head of security, Soundwave. I put my body and spark in the line of fire for you, and you suspect me of intricate plans?"

Megatron placed both hands on the bath edge and leant down to face Starscream. "I don't trust you. Just know, anything I have no knowledge of now, I will come to know, and I swear that if I find, in any small measure, that you have been acting against me, or even indulging in your own follys and intrigues, then I will have you permanently deactivated."

" My only folly and intrigue is my pursuit of some motherfuckin sex, which is seriously lacking around here. That, I am guilty of. Shall we talk about that? " Starscream said as he tilted his head in comical frustration.

"He is trying to use a diversionary tactic. " Soundwave replied.

"Speaking of which, what was the name of the female captive?" Megatron asked, completely ignoring Starscream.

"I can't remember." Starscream grinned back.

Soundwave turned to Megatron, "It was never spoken in the canteen. Nor was she directly asked. Vortex spoke a lot to her on the cruiser. Maybe he will know."

"Mmm." Megatron placed his hand to his chin, lost in thought and analysis.

"The female prisoner should have been incarcerated at all times." Soundwave added.

Starscream grinned, "You can thank Thundercracker for that."

Megatron turned and looked down at Starscream, "what do you mean? "

"She was shackled by the neck. Thundercracker broke the chain." Starscream replied.

"Why?!" Megatron retorted.

"Ask him. He doesn't function logically around females. His primary concern is fucking young femmes."

"Starscream. Consider yourself grounded for the time being. There is a line of enquiry I wish to pursue."

"Why? Because I can't remember the name of every wench dragged through here?" Starscream shrugged as he laid back, spread his legs and reached down. He pushed his middle finger into his aft port entrance as he sighed. " Mmm that feels so good. I'm nice and tight again. "

" I am leaving! " Soundwave declared.

" Starscream! Are you paying attention?"

" Yes! " Starscream snapped

" Then what did I just say? "

" You just asked me if I was paying attention! Want to join me in here? It's so hot."

Megatron put his hand in the oil, "You've just been sat in there for ages! This has got cold! It's lukewarm warm at best."

"I wasn't talking about the oil. But masturbating well takes time."

"Well. It's nice to see where your hourly rate is going! You Seekers already have your ten minute jerkoff breaks! Why are you wasting time now?! "

"Don't give me shit! Some of them use their jerkoff break for other shit like handheld gaming, Ori-fuckin-gami, reading and once I even fucking saw knitting! I actually use my jerkoff breaks for jerking off. Oh pass me my phone I need to film the money shot because it's coming."

Megatron looked to the side in thought,"And whom, the fuck, was knitting."

"I'm saving that info for later..." Starscream grinned.

" Why are you recording yourself?! "

" For the fans! Fangirls, fanboys, anyone who wants to see my more personal glory. Don't worry I'm not showing my face or anything. "

" You and your bullshit sex addiction! You're obviously malfunctioning. I'm going to have Knockout look into trying to sort that out. " Megatron announced before leaving.

An Hour Or So Later

Starscream took out the package that Ramjet gave him. "Oh Boy! Curved pieces!" he said as he opened the top of a Lego container with lots of curved parts.

He slid out from under the berth a Lego mat with a large house he was building. He started sorting pieces and adding new walls to his little luxury home until he heard a knock on the door.

"Who is it?"

"Its me! Skywarp!"

"I'm busy!"

"Busy... building a Lego playhouse?"

"Hold on...can you see it?" Starscream asked confused.

"Actually yes!" Skywarp said from behind Starscream, in his quarters.

"Stop porting in here!" Starscream said as he tried to hide the house.

"Hey! Let me see that!" Skywarp said as he knelt down next to Starscream. "It would be cooler if it had a nice reception hallway and maybe a veranda." he suggested as they started sorting pieces.

"Oh yeah! Good idea. You build that while I build the media room." Starscream said.

"Okay. Hey! I think the reception should be purple." Skywarp announced.

"Why?" Starscream asked.

"Its my favourite colour."

"Okay."

"The colour of kings..."

"Alright."

"The hardest colour to naturally produce..."

"Okay, okay shut up and build!"

"Are you coming out with us tonight Screamy? I hope you do."

"Yeah, I might just to troll everyone."

"That would be great! I'd love to see it! But... I'd better tell you. Slipstream's going too."

"Then I'll certainly troll, especially that bitch."

"I wish you two would get on, or at least be civil."

"You only say that because she's banging you." Starscream shrugged as he added more pieces to the room he was building.

"No. I say that because you both expend a huge amount of energy attacking each other."

"Save your words Skywarp, she's mugging you off too and playing Thundercracker for a total jerk. She doesn't give a shit about you and she doesn't prefer you as I'm sure she's told you she does and swore you to secrecy about it. This is her MO, She's a manipulative cowbag and should just be avoided."

" Wow... Just wow. You've got it all wrong Screamy. " Skywarp said casually as he snapped pieces onto the house.

At that moment, Skywarps com went off.

" Skywarp, Thundercracker here. Astrotrain wants to fuckin know how many of us are fuckin going out tonight. Its no good asking Starscream as I bet he just wants to stay in his quarters watching fuckin cartoons all evening."

Skywarp turned to Starscream, "Thundercracker told me you were watching Dogtanian or Thundercats, is that true?"

"No. False. It was SuperTed and its none of his fuckin business! Do I lecture him about having to fucking hear women groaning all night through the walls with whatever the fuck he's watching.

" He says you're a retard with a mental age. " Skywarp said.

" He's such a judgemental asshole. Fuckin ragging on me for watching fucking SuperTed.

Later that evening in Starscreams Quarters

Arcee texted the number Starscream gave her, with 'Hello Prince.'

A text came back, 'Hello Princess...'

'Do you miss me?'

'Sure!'

'Can I call you for a video chat?'

'Go right ahead, but just to warn you I'm not decent. '

'You're never decent'

The video feed came on aimed at the floor.

'Hey! Show your face!'

'You first!'

'No way!' Arcee insisted.

'Well I can't just show myself to any random number that calls me. Where did we meet?'

'in prison - We fucked, then again in the base - We fucked'

The camera swung round and she could see Starscream laying flat in his berth, holding his phone up above him.

She turned on her camera, "Hey you!"

"Hey Princess. Take off your frontal and aft panels, take pictures and send them to me, I need new jerkoff material."

"You're a disgrace Starscream."

"Thankyou. But I'll send you a file of me jerking off."

"No Thankyou. Send that to Skyfire."

"I did. Its his new jerkoff material."

"What is wrong with men in general." Arcee sighed.

"Don't be a prude, woman! Anyway, I have questions for you and you better be honest with me."

"I'm always honest with you Starscream."

"You had help. How did your friend escape? You needed help."

"Yes. But I'm not going to give you details, because you wouldn't help me."

"Ohh I know! I'll bet it was Thundercracker. Ya fucked him and he let your friend free..."

"No!"

"Ohh I'll bet it was Hook, ya fucked him and... -"

"NO! Never."

"Ha! Someone I would never suspect! Soundwave! Ya fucked him, and..."

"No!"

"Which one of the Constructicons was it."

"None."

"It was a Seeker wasn't it?!"

"Are you going to list everyone of your team?"

"Wasn't Megatron was it? Although he wasn't around. But then, he nailed Nightbird behind my back and I'm never letting that shit go... "

"No way! I didn't fuck anyone, but you."

"I need to know who can't be trusted!" Starscream said grinning.

"Starscream, why are you smiling like that? Anyway, if you had helped me I wouldnt have to make other plans!"

"Woman, You ask too much of me! You need to learn that our relationship is nothing to do with our works! Skyfire understands that!" Starscream stopped as he heard her laughing.

"Aah ha! We have a relationship!"

"You know what I mean."

"So, are we bootycall for each other?"

"Mmm yes."

"That works for me! When's our next hookup?" she asked optimistically.

"On the first and third week of the month, Im free and available for all hookups and bootycalls during my perimeter flights when I bunk off anyway. Let me check the schedule on my phone. OK, I have Skyfire on the hill on Mondays and occasionally Fridays. I can fit you in... Or should I say, you can fit me in, on Tuesday and maybe Thursdays. "

" Oh I can certainly do with you twice a week. " Arcee said.

" Good, you need to get laid. Some people get assy if they don't get a piece of ass. "

" All of you are assy."

"Well...-" Starscream laughed, "The latest here, is that Thundercracker... Blue guy, is fucked off because his work wifey, Slipstream dumped his royal blue ass."

"Really? Why?"

"Cause rumor has it, she's dating someone else who gave her an ultimatum. He told her she's to stop sleeping with other people, especially TC, or her new boyfriend won't date her. So, her and TC had a flaming row in canteen. Ofcourse everyone watched that shit."

"Who is it, the guy she's dating?" Arcee asked curiosly.

"No one knows. I'm trying to find out that shit! I was there! I saw TC just fucking burst in the canteen shouting at Slipstream demanding to know why he got some 'Bullshit text' saying they 'weren't cool' as he put it."

"Its a shame. This Slipstream, though I've never met her, seems like a fickle woman."

"Nah she's a cunt and a prossi. Can't stand the cow." Starscream stressed.

"Well TC seems decent." Arcee replied.

"Nuu, he's an asshole and a bully who thinks he's the next air leader and Primus' gift to women. I enjoy winding him the fuck up. I plan to pay a girl to totally rip into him at the club and tell him he's talentless, ugly, crap in bed and a waste of metal."

" Wow Screamy... You know how to hit home with people. "

" Yep. With him it's best to hurt the ego. " Starscream said before giggling to himself.

" You know the same could be said about you... "

" No. Because I don't care what anyone thinks. Their opinions don't matter to me. Only I matter to me. "

" I'm sure that's not true. "

" It is. Anyway, I have to go princess."

"I can text you in this number, right?"

"Whenever you like, and I'll get back to you when I can."

"Okay Prince, stay alive."

"I always do, don't I?"

Later... In The VIP Area Of The Decepticon Fleets Favourite Nightclub

Thundercracker and Slipstream were ignoring each other and couldn't have been sat any further apart. They were both trying to look like they were having nothing but fun and not get caught looking in the others direction. However, the occasional glares Slipstream could blatantly see in her side vision made her just want to go home. She knew he was keeping a loose eye on her to see if she was going to pull, or betray the identity of the team member she was now exclusively dating.

Thundercracker wanted to ask Starscream to find out who her boyfriend was, as Starscream finds out everything.

The only person who knew immediately who Slipstream was dating, was Soundwave, as he read a teammates mind and learnt the identity of her boyfriend and he conformed it by reading Slipstreams mind.

Soundwave turned to Starscream, "You are not to get blind drunk, nor are you to engage in any form of sexual behaviour with females or males."

"Well then, there's fuck all to do this evening with you killing all the fun."

"These are Lord Megatrons orders."

"Well he can go fuck if he thinks I'm not going to have fun."

"What is your definition of 'Fun'?"

"Drink... Drugs... Screaming... Fire... Loud music." Starscream said excitedly.

Soundwave just stared at Starscream blankly.

"Watch. First, I'll piss everyone off. Just drop some lies to fuck people off.. " Starscream said as he walked by Soundwave and stormed into the club.

Starscream, once in the club, immediately pulled everyone's attention. He pointed at Soundwave and shouted" unmarried parent! "

" What?! " Soundwave responded.

Starscream bent down to Ionstorm, who was talking to a pretty femme." He never calls back then brags about how he fucked you. "

"What the fuck Screamer?"

Starscream walked by Skywarp who was adding a girl to his Instagram.

"He can't get it up..."

"What?! That's untrue!"

Starscream bent down between Thundercracker and a group of girls he was impressing. "He prematurely Overloads." Starscream said as he tilted his head towards Thundercracker.

"What the fuck? That's a fuckin lie!" Thundercracker said pushing a girl off his lap to get up and chase Starscream.

Starscream ran to the next seats cause he could see Thundercracker getting up to chase him.

He ran pass Thrust who was at the bar sharing a drink with a femme. "He's got AIDS!" Starscream shouted as he ran by, pointing at Thrust.

"What the fuck is AIDS?" Thrust exclaimed.

"I meant Cosmic Rust!" Starscream shouted before stopping, spinning back around and shouting. "Faggot Flu!"

"That's a fuckin lie! I don't!" Thrust shouted.

"That boys spent too long on Earth. It's some Earthlings affliction. Often used as a schoolground insult. He uses lots of weird British and Internet slang. " Sunstorm said.

" If anyone's got Cosmic Rust it's him and Skyfire would've contracted it off him. " Thrust responded.

All this causes a fracas of chasing and shouting that caused such a commotion that Starscream could slip out of the club before he could eject Ravage to track him.

"Starscream? Starscream where are you?" Skywarp asked after he saw Starscream slip out.

"Here!" came Starscreams distinctive high pitched voice in a hushed tone.

"Why did you cause all that shit in the club? Thundercracker is going to kill you, and You even lied on me!" Skywarp said as he walked around the building to see Starscream and Skyfire.

"Ohh no.. No, no, no! I am not seeing this." Skywarp said as he turned his back, and for some reason, covered his optics.

"Come on Skywarp." Starscream said.

Skywarp kept his back to them, "He's a traitor! A primus dammed traitor and you bring him into my presence?! I can't believe you've done this to me. I feel sullied by seeing him, and I feel treacherous myself, now."

"Skywarp, please." Skyfire said, rolling his optics.

"I don't want to hear him." Skywarp replied, having been shocked to hear Skyfires voice in so long, "I'm strongly tempted to arrest him."

"But why?" Starscream asked.

"Because I am under orders from Megatron."

Starscream turned to Skyfire, "I can't believe this guy. He's so loyal it hurts."

Skyfire stepped forward, "I understand your conflict Skywarp, and I think it's noble of you. I respect you, and I thank you for the part you played keeping Starscream alive. I just wanted you to know that. I'll leave you both."

"Wait!" Starscream said to Skyfire.

Starscream turned to Skywarp, "So you're still under orders now? At this time in the evening? while holding a cocktail? And chatting up girls? Do you realise how stupid that is!"

"Megatron demands complete loyalty at all times! It's for the Decepticon cause." Skywarp said, while taking a sip of his cocktail.

"Soo. Let me get this straight. If you're in berth, middle of the night, banging some girl and Megatron calls and demands you order a pizza and wait for it, pay for it, and bring it to him. You would jump out of berth right away and do it?" Starscream asked, making Skyfire try to stifle laughing.

Skyfire knew that often Starscream would diffuse a situation by the injection of ludicrous logic.

Skywarp shouted, " That analogy makes no sense at all Starscream! Also, Megatron is logical, he would not waste time, that could be spent on delivery, calling me, to call them, to delivery to me, to deliver to him! Don't you think he would call them directly?!"

"I don't fucking believe this guy." Starscream said, while Skyfire was in stitches behind him. "Just answer the fucking question. Because I think, even Thundercracker would say fuck It "

Skywarp thought for a moment, "Well I guess...if it was a direct order, I'd have no choice."

"What the fuck.." Starscream said.

"Look, I'm going back to the club. I don't want to see, or be party to, any more insubordination." Skywarp said.

"What?! Even though we're on our own time?!" Starscream shouted after Skywarp, who was walking away, "Even though if Thundercracker had lined up a bunch of girls to fuck and Megatron told him to do something, he wouldn't do shit! Biiiiitch! " he continued to shout as he looked at Skywarp in the distance.

Starscream felt Skyfires arms around his waist. "What the fuck am I going to do with him."

"A more appropriate question is, what the fuck am I going to do with you..?" Skyfire said into Starscreams audio receptor.

"Well I did tell Megatron I was out at the club drinking and then getting my bodywork done, two nights with you and my aft needs tightening again."

"Good. Shame we couldn't meet up after your bodywork. I want to keep old Knockout employed. Get your stuff. You've pulled."

"I like the sound of that." Starscream said as they started to walk off together.

"How about this. Romantic candlelight meal prepped by me, movie picked by you, a kiss and a cuddle."

"Can the movie be a porno?"

"Well I was hoping for something a bit more romantic. Like, boy meets boy, boy falls in love with boy, boy loses boy, boy gains boy back, happy ever after kinda deal. "

"Nah! I have this new porno which has a storyline!"

"I dread to think." Skyfire said before putting on a funny S-fronted camp voice, "Oh you've come to repair Energon storage machine? Oh deeear my panels have fallen off by accident! And don't trip over that sex toy that's just there... on the floor.."

"Haha! You're so my type of guy."

"I know! And that's a good thing, because you can't shoot for shit"

"Ha-ha. Hey! How many kisses and exactly how many cuddles?" Starscream asked as he turned to Skyfire and put his arms up around around him.

"Depends on how much drink I have, and how much time you have."

"Bitch, What are we waiting for!" Starscream replied.

"We're waiting on you, bitch, like always."

~ THE END ~