A/N: Okay. Thanks go to blacksakura13-san again, for #91, 93, 95, and 97.
#91
Cut his hair for him while he sleeps. (I know, starting out with an emo joke)
#92
Tell him that he has to make coffee cake.
#93
Use his cloak as a rag.
#94
Give him actual mud in place of his coffee.
#95
Rent the "Dora the Explorer" DVD and make him watch it with you.
#96
While he's working in his library, play the Dora theme song over and over really loudly from a center control system far away.
#97
Lock him out of his room while he's in the shower.
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