ME: XDXD

BRANDIE; What are you laughing at??

ME: You.

BRANDIE: OO,OO.

ME: O,O. Four eyes.

BRANDIE: No! You're the four eyes!

ME: ...True. -live free or die hard commercial- AAAHHHH! MUST WATCH! -leaves-

EVERYONE: ...

ME: -is back- OK. That...was cool.

BRANDIE: Ok. Now you're too obsessed.

ME: What can I say...IT WAS AWESOME!

BRANDIE: Hurrah!

EVERYONE: ...

ME: ...Ok. Why don't we just get started. To begin, WE ARE PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!!!!!!

BRANDIE: Yea.

ME: And I'm failing history.

BRANDIE; We need to know that why?

ME; I might get banned from the computer. So sad.

BRANDIE: Aww.

HINAMORI: And we're playing secret Santa!

ME: -brightens up- That's right!

BRANDIE: We'll be right back!

ME: Wah? W-

COMMERCIAL!

ANNOUNCER: Are you fat? Do you wanna get skinny? Well, we found a way to-

PERSON: I Don't Care. I'm fat and I'll deal with it.

ANNOUNCER: But using this weig-

PERSON: I hate eating so little.

ANNOUNCER: But you'll be th-

PERSON: Let me be. Let all fat people be! We don't want to eat small. We're big! We wanna eat BIG! LEAVE US ALONE!

ANNOUNCER: But-

PERSON; You know what! I BET YOU'RE FAT TOO! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE AN ANNOUNCER!

ANNOUNCER: ...

PERSON: ...

ANNOUNCER: ...Let's just forget this happened.

PERSON: ...Yeah.

-end of commercial-

ME: O,O...

BRANDIE: LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN!

ME: LET'S NOT!

-phone rings-

ME: -picks up- Hello?

STRANGER: -scary voice- I know where you live.

ME: O,O? Um...that's nice?

STRANGER: Now listen up!

ME: Yes sir!

STRANGER: I'm a girl.

ME: Really?

STRANGER: Oh shit!

ME: Hey! HEY! I may not know you that well, but I bet you're mother does not like that language.

STRANGER: Yeah. She doesn't.

EVERYONE: O,O...

ME: So, can I help you?

STRANGER: Oh, You have to kill either of these two that I list.

ME: I'm listening.

STANGER: Momo Hinamori or Karin Kurosaki.

ME: O,O...

STRANGER: Which will you pick?

ME: Are you serious?

STRANGER: What?

ME: What am I suppose to kill with?

STRANGER: Look at the box next to you.

ME: -looks next to me- Woah! How'd you do that!

STRANGER: I have my ways. Open it.

ME: -opens it- WOAH! A GUN!

STRANGER: Yes. Now shoot it.

ME: To who?

STRANGER: Have you not been listening.

ME; What?

STRANGER: THAT'S IT! I QUITE!

ME; OK. BYE! -shuts phone-

EVERYONE: O,O...

ME: She wanted me to kill Karin, but since I'm so nice, I decided not to.

EVERYONE: ...

ME: What?

HITSUGAYA: Why is there a gigantic donut?

ME: Ohh. I don't know.

ICHIGO: He wanted to kill-

ME; SHE!

ICHIGO: Whatever. She wanted to kill my little sister?

ME: Sure.

ICHIGO; You're saying it like you don't care.

ME; I don't. Anyways, LET'S GET THIS HOUSE DECORATED FOR CHRISTMAS!- camera crew gives me an idea- HEY YOU GUYS!

EVERYONE: WHAT?

ME: I just got an awesome idea.

BRANDIE: WA...IT. -checks something- Ok.

ME: WE GONNA DO INTERVIEWS LIKE ON "THE OFFICE"

BRANDIE: The what?

ME: You know. That show on TBS. The Office?

EVERYONE: ...

ME; Aw well, you'll get use to it.

EVERYONE: ...

ME: Why don't we just start. By the way, If you Jewish, sorry, But I don't know how to celebrate that holiday. I'm not Jewish, actually...Jesus was Jewish...so maybe I am Jewish...but I don't celebrate that holiday...so...yeah.

HITSUGAYA: How can you not know how to celebrate a Jewish holiday?

ME: IDK, MY BFF JILL Alright?

HITSUGAYA: What?

ME: EXACTLY!

2 hours later...

ME: HURRY UP!

HITSUGAYA: I CAN'T REACH IT!

ME: BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SHORT!

BRANDIE: WILL YOU QUITE SCREAMING IN MY EAR!

ME: Ok.

BRANDIE: Thank you.

HITSUGAYA: Who put me in charge of putting the light's outside the house.

ME: We had nothing left. Sorry.

HITSUGAYA: Well you had easy jobs.

ME: HEY! Spraying the air with Febreze is NOT an easy job. My hand is soo tired!

BRANDIE: And making a Turkey sandwich for me and Briana was NOT easy either. I almost cut myself!

HITSUGAYA; What about the rest of us?

BRANDIE: Eh. It only said, "Make turkey sandwiches for your friends"

HITSUGAYA: Whatever.

HINAMORI: Hitsugaya-kun. I'm done with my job. You want help with yours?

HITSUGAYA: No. I'm fine.

HINAMORI: You sure? Cause so far, you only put up the lights around the front door.

ME&BRANDIE: -bursts out laughing-

HITSUGAYA: Ok. You can help.

RUKIA: BRIANA!

ME: Yeah?

RUKIA: I think the oven's on fire!

ME: what! O,O!

RUKIA: COME ON!

-in the kitchen-

ORIHIME: -throwing a fire extinguisher in the oven- IT'S NOT WORKING!

ME: That's not how it works!

ORIHIME: HELP!

ME: -puts out the fire, coughs- Eww. What were you making?

ORIHIME: Cookies!

ME: What kind of cookies?

ORIHIME: Chocolate-chicken soup-vanilla-egg-hotdog-hamburger-pasta-bread-butter-Spanish rice-onion rings-fries-cinnamon apples-salsa cookies.

EVERYONE: O,O...

ME: Sounds...appetizing.

ORIHIME: Thank you.

ME: -looks at Rukia-

RUKIA: -mouthing 'her idea'-

ME: Ok. Maybe kitchen duty isn't for you.

BRANDIE: Why don't you make us all some turkey sandwiches.

RUKIA: Great idea!

ME: Yeah!

-me and brandie leave the kitchen-

BRANDIE: Who was in charge of the tree?

-yachiru comes sliding down the snow with a Christmas tree under her-

YACHIRU: YAH! LET'S DO IT AGAIN, KENNY!

KENPACHI: What do we pit on the tree?

ME: Christmas lights and ornaments.

IKKAKU: But...that sounds boring.

ME: Use your imagination then.

BRANDIE: BRIANA!

ME: What?

BRANDIE: What are Renji and Hisagi doing?

ME: Christmas music.

BRANDIE: No wonder.

CAMERA MAN: We're ready.

ME: OK! Ichigo's first right?

BRANDIE: Yeah

ICHIGO: What?

ME: GET IN THAT ROOM!-pushes him in- Have fun!!

ICHIGO: -in the room- Hello?

CAMERA MAN: Just read the lines.

ICHIGO: K.

-outside-

HITSUGAYA: HINAMORI! Not those!

HINAMORI: Why not? The look pretty!

HITSUGAYA: PINK?

ICHIGO: -uhh...(how to put this in words??) Ichigo's voice is heard as we watch h&h put lights. (That sounds right. If it doesn't go to youtube or and watch "the office", you'll see what I mean)- I really don't know to think of them. -is sitting- Except that they are the most cute and adorable couple...on the...face of...the...earth...??

ME: RIGHT ON!

ICHIGO: What...why am I saying-

CAMERA MAN: Keep reading.

ICHIGO: Umm,...

HITSUGAYA: YOU'RE PUTTING IT ON WRONG!

HINAMORI: YOU WANT MY HELP OR WHAT!

ME: BBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE: O,O.

ME: Eh...you know what. This is not going to work.

ICHIGO: So...I'm done???

ME: Yeah, whatever. Hey Brandie!

BRANDIE: Wha?

ME: Who was in charge of the mistletoes?

BRANDIE: We didn't put that in the box...

ME: GREAT! I GOT AN IDEA!

-couple of minuets later-

SHYANN: Why am I here???? What's happen! Why-

ME: I'll explain everything later!

SHYANN: ...You better! And what's with all the green flowers!?

ME: -.-

SHYANN: Don't tell me...The-

ME: Yeah.

SHYANN: You have an evil mind.

ME: Yup. I do.

-2 hours later-

ME: Nice.

BRANDIE: Ok. I think we got about every square if mistletoes in this house.

ME: Good.

SHYANN: Briana, I think you're going overboard with this.

ME: HOW ABOUT YOU TRY TO CARRY THIS FREAKING BABY FOR 9 LONG MONTHS IN YOUR STOMACH!!!!!!

B&S: O,o???

ME: Oh...sorry. That was for the future if I ever get married and am in labor.

BRANDIE: Gee, you're going to be very mean to your husband.

ME: Eh...he'd deserve it.

YACHIRU: What are you guys doing...???

ME: Putting up some important decorations.

YACHIRU: You mean...mistletoes.

ME: SSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!! Yea. Yachiru...?

YACHIRU: Yeah?

ME: Don't tell anyone.

YACHIRU: I won't, if I can be apart of this.

ME: ...SURE! We might need you. Put up all the mistletoes, and lead people towards them.

YACHIRU: Umm...I guess so.

ME: GOOD!!

3 hours later...

ME: -laughing- OMG! Period blood on his pants! He's so stupid. Now I can fully understand why this movie is rated R.

BRANDIE: Superbad! Thank you Youtube. I love you -hugs computer-

SHYANN: This movie is so funny and random! How many bad words?

ME: I think we're in the 50 range.

BRANDIE: All just to get these girls drunk and have sex with them. Seriously. OMG! Mclovin! Sounds like a sexy hamburger! XD

ME: MCLOVIN!

SHYANN: They make so many sex jokes.

ICHIGO: What the hell?

ME: -clicks next video- Uh oh.

BRANDIE: Uh oh WHAT! WHAT!

ME: Bad news, they deleted it.

BRANDIE: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Now I have to pay to see the movie!

ME: I can never see it until I move out now. Gosh! Why YOUTUBE! WHY!

ICHIGO: They could get arrested for letting people watch the movies free.

ME: But...I'm poor! And people want to see free things once in a while. We deserve this! -10 seconds later- Ok. I'm done! Now...where is everyone???

ICHIGO: Doing...stuff.

ME: Doing?

ICHIGO: What.

ME: The way it's written...it looks...wrong.

ICHIGO: Doing?

ME: It doesn't look right.

BRANDIE: That's...how it's spelled.

ME: I think I need ...FOOD!

-runs off-

ME: Ok. I'm alone...Now I can totally...-gets out...- write in my handy-dandy NOTEBOOK!

-starts drawing stuff-

ME: Ok. Now I'm just bored.

BRANDIE: What are you doing?

ME: NOTHING!

SHYANN: Yachiru's done with the mistletoes!

ME: Good. Now...why don't we read some of the reviews!This review is from SasaIsASexyDemoness and it reads:

Lol Aw how adorable and Toshie don't you hide it!
Oh and I have to tell you something Momo-chan! Come close closer closer closer not that damn close! Ok (takes a deep breath) You like Toshie! You like Toshie! And you can't deny it so don't even try it! You either Hitsugaya! I'm watching you(slants eyes) Hi Briana! Peanut lol! BYE:p

ME: HIII!!!!...Ok. Hinamori, Hitsugaya...gots anything to say?

BRANDIE: They're not here?

ME: What do you mean?

BRANDIE: What other definition of "they're not here" have you heard of?

ICHIGO: HERE THEY ARE! -drags them out behind the kitchen- I caught them making out.

ME: Really?

ICHIGO: XD Nah, Just trying to get your hopes up.

ME/...-goes to him...stomps on his foot-

HITSUGAYA: You deserve that Kurosaki.

ME: K, next review.

SHYANN: This one's from Cyric Z and writes:

This is so funny, Momo and Gin are my favourite characters, and did the midget chair idea come from Strassman live? Because I love that too!

ME: Really? That is so freaking awesome! Finally, someone in the world like the same characters I do. Idk what Strassman live is...(don't watch much tv) but...I guess the writers of it and me think alike! Yeah...

BRANDIE: Dragon of Venus wrote 4 :

1. yea, I'm over-obsessed with Bleach. and dang proud of it, too:) so, anyway, that HitsuHina essay was pretty interesting. I liked it. oh, and could you maybe talk about Ichigo and Rukia a little (or a lot)? they're my absolute fave! they should've kissed in this chapter! I would've even said it was my birthday! it's not. but yea. so, 13 hours and 45 minutes of awkward silence, huh? interesting... ok, done ranting update soon! bye:)

2. hey, just out of curiosity... what are the other steps to getting over Aizen? I'm not saying anything against Momo(Hinamori), in fact I like her, too, but she could use 'em... besides, I'm sure they're very helpful! lol

3. don't worry, Brandie, I like mashed potatoes too! btw, what does OEO mean?
well, can't wait for the next chapter! happy belated Thanksgiving:)

4. oh yeah! I forgot some stuff. gotta think my reviews through before I send them...
1) that little conversation really DID remind me of iCarly. lol
2) I wanna hear more about Renji's pet monkey Bobo!
and 3) I miss Shyann! when's she coming back?
well... yeah, that's all. bye-bye:)

ME: 1. I'm defiantly going to do more Ichigo and Rukia...now I just need the right moment.

2. Yeah...I just have to think of more ideas, cause Hinamori NEEDS it.

3. Brandie...LOVES LOVES mash potatoes.

BRANDIE: THEY'RE LIKE THE BEST FOOD EVER MADE! Aside from waffles of coures.

ME: 3. And yah. OEO. Well, there I was, doing my spell check, when I corrected O,O to OEO which...I have no clue what it means. And it corrected everyone of the O,O.

4. 1) Yeah...I know. 2) Don't get him started XD. (He loves his pet monkey...too much) but...if you insist...

EVERYONE: NO!

RENJI: But he's the greatest!

Me: 4. Maybe later... 3) Yeah..Shyann's back. And I think she-

SHYANN: OMG! THANK YOU FOR LIKE...LIKING ME! I FEEL SO LOVED!

ME: Yeah...O,O. Thanks for the reviews.

SHYANN: I THANK YOU MORE!

ME: Next.

HINAMORI: Oh...I get to read one?

ME: Yeah, we run out of readers here.

HINAMORI: Uhh. cocoamint wrote this:

LOL!

That was a good chapter!

ME: Thanks.

RUKIA: BlackBunny15, BUNNY!, says:

Thank you for updating this story always makes me laugh!

Umm... What's OEO is it like a face?

ME: Wow, I do? Personally...I don't think I'm funny enough. Seriously...I admire all those comedians. They are SUPER FUNNY! Yeah..again...OEO O,O. Just a mistake.

SOIFON: rukia-neesan wrote:

I'm really glad I'm reading this at home instead of the library (where my sister wanted me to go) because I've been laughing for the past half-hour. This story is absolutely hilarious. And Hitsugaya is the awesomeness! I squee at him. And IchiRuki is the uber awesomeness. And your random babbling sounds disturbingly like mine, except I'm trying to defend IchiRuki instead of HitsuHina, which is hard because I like Orihime too... And sorry, but Gin creeps me out! Especially since at my last con, I was dressed as Rukia and there was a Gin stalking me. And he kept smiling, and he looked just like he does on the show... So I stabbed him, but that's another story. And I need to stop reviewing people when I'm tired and sugar-high, but oh well. All it does is make me random, and you obviously don't mind that. Keep writing! You amuse me!

ME: Ichigo and Rukia rock. I also like Ichigo and Orihime...but if I could only chose one, Ichigo and Rukia would be the one. Cause they're just too awesomely funny together. Aww...it's ok if you don't like Gin (I get that from a lot of people) His smile...Gin...stop smiling.

GIN: But...I can't.

ME: OK!

SHYANN: That was a lame excuse.

ME: But he has a point.

BRANDIE: You are such a fan girl.

ME: Not all the time. Anyways thanks. AND GO RANDOMNESS!

BRANDIE: ROSELIACOOL wrote 2

1. Aw poor Hitsugaya!
It's ok I am on ur side!

2. SO funny!
As I read this I think wow I feel really bad for Hitsugaya!
I WOULDN'T BE MEAN TO HIM IF I WAS IN THIS STORY!
So I would prolly be the one everyone hates...
Oh well!
(ps if u ever need a person in ur story that is nice to hitsugaya but is still crazy! Then tell me cuz that would be like a dream come true!)
D
-Reylynn

ME: 1) Thanks. 2) We need to be mean to someone. (Just joking) ya, if you wannabe in the story. That's fine by me.

ME: WhiteDreamsDewDropTears said:

Yay! New chapter! I know I haven't reviewed in a while.
gasp How coud Ichigo ask Rukia such a thing. Slaps him He knows how much Rukia loves bunnies. I'll teach him to mess with my daughter.
In my own little warped mind I'm Rukia's mommy...not Byakuya's though.:p
Kuya-chan is to smexeh to be my son.

Oh ooh! I have questions for Renji:
Yo Renji! When are 'ya gonna admit 'ya love your taichou?
Can I call you Maria?
Can I give you a hug?

I also have questions for Kuya-chan!
Clears throat and bows politely to Bykuya
I beg your pardon Kuchiki-taichou, for I do not mean to impose, but, do you know the muffin man?
Aso, may I go about calling you Kuya-chan?
Most importantly, when will you grant Rukia permission to marry? Might I suggest someone I know?
Cough Ichigo Cough

Rukià, if you marry Ichi, then Maybe Kuya-chan wil decide to re-marry and marry his ht fuku-taichou.(I know, I know...Renji and Byakuya aren't a real couple TT Sad sigh)

Anyways, I'm glad that besides some messed up flaming you've kept your story going. Can you have Uluiorra appear? Even if it's just for second? It'll give you an excuse to make Aizen appear and beat him up! Oh and by the way, I don't know about the anime, but in the manga, her name is speled Nell(or Neliel Tu Odershvank) SheZs gonna be a real surprise later on in the series. '
Thanks for updating!

ME: Thanks for that very long review. Longest I've ever had.

Renji: I love my taichou??

ME: Renji...you never told me you were gay. But if that's hoe yo-

RENJI: NO!

ME: Anyways...Ulqiorra will defiantly appear more often (starting next chapter) since I'm kinda starting to like him. Nel, Nell...I'm sticking with Nell. Yeah. I know what's going to happen later...because I spoil think like that for me. By the way...Go Ichigo and Rukia!!! They are such an awesome couple.

ME: And Shyann,you can read the last review.

SHYANN: Why thank you. Smilechild12, she's sooo awesome, wrote:

ha ha ha

ME: Thanks.

SHYANN: I personally think that's the best review ever.

ME: Yea...self explanatory. (Sarcastical)

BRANDIE: I think we're done here.

-5 minuets later-

ME: EVERYONE READY???!?!?!

EVERYONE: YEA!

ME: -beings the countdown- 5!

EVERYONE: 4! 3! 2! 1!

ME: -lights up the whole house-

EVERYONE: Wow!

-all of the sudden, music plays-

ME: Wow. Looks so...pretty!

HINAMORI: it's beautiful!

BRANDIE: We did a good job!

SHYANN: And it was all thanks to me! My luckyness made eveything perfect.

ME: She's right you know. Hey...Hitsugaya!

HITSUGAYA: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!!

ME: NOT YET! Anyways, say this really fast. Sofa king retarded.

HITSUGAYA: Why...??

ME: JUST DO IT!

HITSUGAYA: SOFAKINGRETARTED!

ME: AAHHH! TO THE MIGET CHAIR! OFF YOU GO!

8 hours later...

ME: OK! WE'RE GOING TO DO A CHRISTMAS PLAY!!!!

BRANDIE: Why?

ME: Because we gotta do something for Christmas!!!!

BRANDIE: Uh-oh. This don't look too good.

ME: See you'll! Next chapter! When it's (hopfully) Christmas day! Don't worry, I'll try my best to get it in that day!