Disclaimer: If you think I own anything of Harry Potter, go get your head inspected. Seriously.

A/N: First of all, I would like to apologize to you all for not updating sooner. With school having just started, then my computer having a mental breakdown and having to get a new one, it has been really hard to find time to write. And now that damn Hurricane Frances is headed right for the area where I live, so we've all got to board up our windows and hope for the best. I truly hate Florida and all its idiotic weather patterns.

Anyway, this whole was supposed to be at DisneyWorld, but I cut the chapter into two chapters so you'll have something to read since I have neglected you for so long...So go read now...and R-E-V-I-E-W!

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As I said, One long plane ride and several hours later...

Sirius slumped back into the material of the car's seat, cushioned between Harry and Snape in the back seat, and crossed his arms in irritation. "I cannot believe I am going to DisneyWorld with Fudge," he mused aloud.

"Oh shut up already!" Lucius groaned from the front passenger seat. He had finally got the hang of calling shot gun and had taken every opportunity to do so since, even if the vehicle wasn't meant to be shot gunned. "You're going to DisneyWorld for crying out loud! You should as happy as a kid in a candy store! Or at least half as happy as a homosexual man at Limited Too...Not like I know or anything," he added hastily, as everyone inwardly raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

Sirius answered him with a nasty glare. "He's right you know," Fudge said from the driver's seat. "Do you how many Muggles I had to tort-I mean convincingly persuade...to get these tickets?" Fudge grumbled at him, and the car swerved violently to the right, almost flipping them over, and everyone grabbed onto the armrests quickly. "Are you sure you know how to drive this thing?" Sirius asked nervously, fidgeting with his unbuckled seatbelt and clicking it into place. "Of course I do," Fudge cried indignantly turning around, throwing his arms up in the air and letting go of the steering wheel. The car swerved again and Fudge hurriedly grabbed the wheel again, ignoring the screeching of brakes and distant yelling from behind him. "Stupid Americans are driving on the wrong side of the road..." he observed disdainfully.

"Actually in the States they drive on the other si-" Harry's voice started from the backseat, though it was difficult to hear as his face slammed into the window at that precise moment, and Fudge interrupted him. "Nonsense," Fudge said, waving it off with his hand. "I think I know a thing or two more about Muggle devices than you do, Harry." he continued, slapping his hand down on the dashboard to demonstrate his point. The next thing they knew, there was a puff of white filling up the first two seats and they heard Fudge's voice again from somewhere within the white cloudlike thing. "I meant to do that," his voice called back, muffled from the air bag.

A number of very boring and uncomfortable hours later...

After frequent awkward silences and several tries from Lucius to get a sing-along going, the passengers in the car all opted for looking out their windows instead. Harry sighed, and rested his chin in his hand, watching the scenery fly by. "Are you okay, love? You're being awful quiet." Draco said, from his position being crushed into Snape's shoulder. "Yeah, Harry. What's wrong? C'mon, spill it." Sirius said while trying to get comfortable in the cramped backseat. "It's nothing really," Harry replied. "It's just....the summer's almost over already. It all went by so fast, and soon I'll be back for my second to last year at Hogwarts-"

"Brilliant! Which means only two years until we can boot your arse out of the house-" Snape cut in excitedly. "Oww! I mean, until you go off into the world to pursue your future," Snape said, rubbing his shoulder where Sirius had slapped him.

"-I just feel like I missed out on a lot, you know. I mean, I just found my home with you guys, and soon I'll have to leave it behind. It feels like everything is coming to a close..." Harry continued, looking depressed. "The saga will never end!" Lucius shouted, punching the air above his head with a closed fist, speaking with great conviction. "What?" Harry asked. "Huh?" Lucius asked, blinking in a very confusing manor, apparently not aware that he had spoken. Everyone gave him wary looks, but he failed to notice.

"And I'm going to miss you while I'm at Hogwarts, Sirius." Harry added.

"Hey! You'll have me!" Snape cried, looking offended. Harry frowned and looked down, still looking sad. Snape sighed. He didn't really want to see him so unhappy. They were going to a one of the greatest theme parks in the world for Merlin's sake. Without thinking, Snape draped an arm across the boy's shoulders in a sort of one-armed comforting hug. "It'll be okay Harry," Snape said quietly. "What'd you call me?" Harry asked, astonished. "Nothing," Snape said hastily coming back to reality, and sliding his arm away quickly, regretting that he had done anything. "You called me Harry," Harry said, a grin creeping slowly across his face. "You've never done that before..."

There was a chorus of Awwwww's from the driver and passenger seats. "That's so sweet," Draco said with a sniff and Lucius rummaged around for his handkerchief. Snape glanced at Sirius, who was smiling in a proud I-told-you so way. Snape scowled. "Why Severus, I had no idea you were capable of compassion," Fudge chimed in. "Its natural instinct," Sirius returned "Embedded into every mother's head." Sirius added, tapping at his own skull with his index finger.

"Oh get stuffed all of you!" Snape shouted, crossing his arms across his chest defensively. "Awww Sevey Wevey we'll have so much fun at Hogwarts," Harry teased. Snape fumbled around for his wand, failed to find it, then deepened his scowl, muttering hexes under his breath.

"Well as touching as that all is, you need not miss Sirius while you're at Hogwarts," Fudge said, interrupting Sirius who had just started to say something. "Why's that?" Harry asked cautiously, not sure what to expect from Fudge. "Because he's coming with you. Duh." Fudge said, adjusting his rear view mirror.

"Are you serious?!" both Snape and Harry cried at the same time; though Harry's voice was edged with childlike glee and Snape's was...well, not. "No I'm Sirius!" Sirius shouted indignantly, pointing to himself. "Wait, what?" he added. "That's the fifth farm we've passed so far," Lucius observed, not listening to the conversation at all.

"What about the Order? And my job? And the house?" Sirius asked. "Oh, you can still be a member of the Order from Hogwarts, and we'll hire you a few more house elves. And you hardly even go to work anyway!" the Minister accused. "Well, yeah but-" Sirius started in his defense.

"How are you taking time off to be here anyway?" Snape asked. "Haven't you used all your sick days by now?" he added with a scoff. "Yes," Sirius said, "But I have my ways..."

At the Quibbler...

Mr. Lovegood walked into his office with his fresh cup of morning coffee. "Morning Sirius," Mr. Lovegood called cheerfully to something next to him. In the corner of the room, propped against the wall, was a cardboard cutout of Sirius doing a Charlie's Angels pose. "So, how you think those Chudley Cannons are gonna do this year?" Lovegood inquired, making friendly workplace conversation. The cut out made no reply. "Good man," Lovegood said, taking a sip of his coffee. "I'm giving you a raise," before he turned and left the room.

Back in the car...

"Okay, if you're sure." Snape said.

"You know what, you all suck!" Lucius shouted suddenly, looking around at everyone. "You are the suckiest bunch of suckers that I've ever meet! Welcome to Sucksville, population you guys!" he cried, pointing wildly around the car. "What is he on?" Sirius asked, raising an eyebrow. "A little bit of everything," Draco said with a sigh. "But mostly that's just the way he is." he returned. "Ah." said Sirius.

"I don't care what you guys think, I'm going to sing, even if I have do it all by myself!" Lucius continued, still mad that no one had offered to sing with him.

"What am I supposed to do at Hogwarts?" Sirius asked, ignoring Lucius. Fudge shrugged his shoulders. "Well that's settled!" Sirius said enthusiastically. "This is going to be so great Harry!" he cried, suddenly happy as if he'd taken an upper.

"It's raining men!" Lucius sang/shouted at the top of his lungs.

"I'll see you everyday it'll just be like a twenty four hour sleep over- I'm gonna be sleeping in Severus's room aren't I?" Sirius said, in one breath. Fudge nodded. "What are you a mime?!" Sirius shouted back at him.

"Hallelujah!" Lucius continued. Fudge glared at Sirius. "Maybe I am," he shot back. "What are you gonna do about it?"

"It's raining men, Amen!"

"Hey, how much longer until we get there?" Harry asked, rubbing his sore back and possibly stopping a completely pointless feud between his godfather and the Minister of Magic. "Yeah, this isn't the most spacious car I've ever ridden in," Draco complained.

"I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna get myself wet!" Lucius sang with feeling.

"Draco, this is the only car you've ever ridden in," Harry pointed out. "Yeah that too." Draco admitted.

"Absolutely soaking wet!"

"Hey, if we're all so cramped for space back here, why don't we Engorgio the seats so we have more room?" Harry asked suddenly. There was a long awkward silence, filled only by Lucius's off key singing.

After a moment, Fudge solved the problem. "Hey, Harry."

"Yeah?" Harry asked.

"Shut up," he said shortly.

"Why are we driving to Disney anyway? We aren't Muggles, we're wizards. Couldn't we just Apparate to Disney?" Harry asked again after a moment.

"Shut UP Harry," Fudge repeated. Then after a second he added, "And we can't just apparate into one of the biggest and most popular theme parks in the world. Someone would notice for sure. So from now on, we are going to be as Mugglelike as possible."

"Rainin' men!"

"Okay. Then why didn't we apparate near Disney World and walk instead of taking two planes and driving all the way here?!?" Harry said.

Throughout the car, every passenger, excluding the Boy Who Lived, gave a loud chorus of "SHUT UP HARRY!"

"Plus, all those things make the plot more interesting anyway," Lucius mumbled, lacing his fingers together mysteriously.

"What?" Harry asked. "Huh?" Lucius asked, his eyelids fluttering. He scratched his head in an obvious sign of confusion. "I didn't say anything," he said. Harry sighed and hung his head. It was going to be a long trip.

A/N: So the next chapter is when they will actually GET to Disney. Sorry about that, I hope this can tide you over for now. Adios for now dear readers! Next chapter will be up in about I week I think. And you can expect it to be VERY long. ;)