I'm making an effort to be back from the dead, folks. And look at this - on Wednesday and everything, as my original schedule dictated. [This is complete coincidence, but you can still tally it up as a point in my favor. I won't mind.]
Terrible Twos. Toothless must have been almost as frustrated as I was with Hiccup's behavior in this one.
WHOOPS! The first sentence didn't copy and paste. Fixed now!
It's at times like these Toothless wishes he could speak Norse. He never wishes it regularly, normally – he likes his dragon language of fire and smell and sound.
But when Hiccup acts stupid, he wishes he could sit him down and explain – or shout – what the problem is. Torch stole his dinner! Took his bed! Bit his tail! How would Hiccup feel if a dragon bit his stump when he wasn't expecting it?
And Hiccup just blames him for everything and shouldn't Hiccup know by now that his fire doesn't burn?
Or just hit him hard without feeling guilty. Either of the two.